EPISODES 79 & 80 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello! I would like to partner with glow glow glow to make nuclear weapons as I have listened to enough evidence to know that your products are more then capable, maybe your business will actually help somthing. You will have to set free all your "missing" employees and refund ALL glow glow glow products in order to make this work. Also hello Kourtney and Khloe, we all hoped kim would get voted off the island.

Guess the meaning of this word: sartorius

Celebrity baby names so watermelon or so not watermelon

Guess the meaning of this word: homeostasis

Hi most watermelon sisters, hope y'all are doing well. This question is for kim, how do you manage being a businesswoman, lawyer in the making and a wife?

Coffee so watermelon or not so watermelon

hi kardasims!!

thanks for responding to my question from the previous podcast 🍉

this question is for khloe and kourtney: recently, i have moved in to my brand new NO NO NO mansion for $67 million dollar, what a deal!! but unexpectedly, i saw a GIGANTIC tree in the middle of my courtyard that i havent bought before, and the engraving on the tree bark read “ you’ll be expecting a lawsuit soon BETHANY for lying to the public about the glow glow glow seeds”

khloé and kourtney, im scared 😨 i have done nothing but spread the truth about that SLUT kem‘s shit company🙄 what do i do??

love from SIMgapore 🇸🇬

please visit soon !!!!

bethany <3

🍓>🍊

#khloefighterandsurvivor #kimglowglowglowdemon

#kourtneyqueen

Stuffed animals so water melon or so not watermelon? Roaches so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey sisters I wanted to share my story of getting the glow glow glow orange soda face mask that is supposed to clear acne and black heads. So I am struggling with ance all over my face and I was looking online for ways to get rid of ache and a few black heads on my nose. I found glow glow glow and thought the website looked very nice and very safe but I was so wrong. The face mask was only $15.99 because it was on sale. The original price was $185.99. I ordered it in December and it just came on 3/9. When I got the face mask I got ready for bed and did my skin care than put on the face mask. I loved the smell of it but after 10 minutes into my show( the last celebrity on the island) and my sim cells were screaming. I tried to get it off but it wouldn't get off. I call the police and I got rushed to the hospital where they had to do a 28 hour surgery to get it off of my face. Sadly I am still in the hospital. KIM I HATE YOU.

Anyways today I was getting my lunch and got a booty booty pop juice orange soda slice of cake. My day got so much better because of it. Thank you Klhoe not thank you kim.

Voucher for glow glow glow?

Zronbam Kardasims!! Yes I am a sim too and my owner decided it would be a good thing to experiment on Khloe and Kim's products to see what new demonic creatures we could make, but when I ordered them In one packet, I realized that the package had the word no written on it, I was so confused until I opened the box, I saw that instead of Kim's glow glow glow lip glosses I saw Kourtney lipstick that she used on Kylie and i also saw that instead of my booty booty pop juice exploda extravaganza I had a photo of Kourtney, I was confused but still concerned, so I put on the lipstick not realizing it's toxic, my lips are burning now I don't know how to fix it, SO Khloe and Kim explain why your packages and products sucked so much and is a hazard to the world? Also why did you come for my girl kourtneys brand? Even with the word no, it's too much, I need answers or else I'm suing!!Kourtney stop your sisters or else they will take over your brand no no no!

Breakfast in bed so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hey sister's love your podcasts

Am concerned about Stacey like Kim why are you so irresponsible unlike Khloe the true fighter and survivor and the UN bothered queen Kourtney

Stay watermelon 🍉

#whereisaStacey

Kim stop selling your glow glow glow products they are trash

#love Khloe and Kourtney ❣️

Hey Khloe(fighter & survivor), Kourtney(Unbothered Queen),….and Keim I guess, My question is for Khloe and Kourtney how do y’all plan to win Last Celebrity to leave the island, how do y’all feel about the other competitors? Love you Khloe and Kourtney, I understand if y’all won’t be able to upload twice this month we know it’s cause of Keim and her fucking lawsuits!

P.S. Keim stop being jealous of your sister’s success, maybe if you spent more time working on your glow glow glow business instead of whining all the time, your business could maybe get close to being as successful as Khloe and Kourtney’s businesses 🙂

Hey yall, I made fanart of Shantaloosa the Fighting and Surviving Kockroach after Khloe and Kourtney requested so!

BTW, I want to add, Me and a couple other listeners and fans of SimGM have a Discord server (courtesy of Shantaloosa, the owner) It would be so watermelon if other fans would join in! We play games like That's so Watermelon, Who's the Smartest, Never Have I Ever, share around Glow Glow Glow confessions, and have daily arguments on the war of Kheaim vs Khloe and Kourtney 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Invite Link: https://discord.gg/v7RbsUbqW4

Guess the meaning of this word:

"Fresco"

So watermelon or so not watermelon: hot teachers

Selena Gomez or Bailey bieber

(also i luv your podcast <3)

guess the meaning of this word:Apricity

Kanye West, So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Keym, Kloë and kurtney u guys are soooo cantaloupe (that is a new word i heard rob kardasim say at the club last night and kinda liked it) my question for you three is are you ever planning on having kids? ik a lot of celebrities have them so when they pass, they can keep the wealth in the family and not to the government. And if you do plan on having kids, what would you guys name them? XoXo ladies but most of all to the most watermelon sister, keiym<3 stay cantaloupe girls.

I tried to draw our brave warrior on their way to glow glow glow bio weapon factory ❤️

#Kockcroach #NONONOTHEBEST

#KLOYEETHEBEST #KHEMSUCKS

#GODDESKOURTNEY #SOWATERMELON

First of all, Hello You Guyyyyys I just wanna tell you that I’ve been listening to you guys since 2019 and it’s always light up my mood, so thank you.

My question is “ I don’t get why people hate Glow Glow Glow products so much? I mean, I’ve been using the glow glow glow organs whitening lotion and my skin is clear up and so bright Because I use the glow glow glow products the correct way by using magnifying glass to read the 2000 steps of the instructions. So Kim how do you feel about the 1% of the people who spreading lies to your products?love you guysss from Cambodia❤️

PS: The glow glow glow ass enhancing is used by put it on somebody else’s ass to work!!!!!

Hello to the three sisters Khloe, Kourtney and Khiyerauem (aka Kem), Yesterday I received my brand new “Super Glowing Vanish Spanish Organic Vacuum Cleaner” and I was so excited to clean my carpets with it. When I opened the box for some reason the vacuum came with a pop up tent, I used and vacuum cleaner on my carpets -cutely- and suddenly my whole house was eaten by the vacuum cleaner!😱😨😱😨😱😨

I was in tears 😭, and I now know why it came with a pop up tent, looks like keem has found another way to poison my life again 🥺🥺

KOCKROACHES STICK TOGETHER

#JAILKHEIM #glowglowglowsucks #bbpjandnononoareiconic #keemtheorange

How do you feel about Kris being in Meghan Trainor's newest music video?

This is for the fighter and survivor, khloe, and the other most watermelon sister, kourtney. so keem dont even speak. I tried glow glow glow and i had to go to the emergency room in canada because the rashes were so terrible, but recently Ive been using booty booty pop juice and my revenge sim body looks so good and theres no rashes!! Also, how does fighter and survivor khloe and queen kourtney deal with the rest of their disgrace of a family? Anyways love yall! (not keem though) Stay safe and have a watermelon day!

Hello sisters... I love you both Kourtney and Khloe. I always listen to your advise and never bought anything glow glow glow. I gifted my girlfriend some booty booty pop juice in no no no box and she is very happy now and for that i have to thank you both you guys... My question is for Khem. Does your glow glow glow products becomes more poisonous and dangerous after it's expiration date or less poisonous and dangerous? Either way i won't be buy that garbage anyway. Love you all....

P.S

Kris is a MILF

#krispykris #milfkris #glowglowglowtrash #bootybootypopjuiceisawesome

#nononoboxarebest

#khloeandkourtney

#khemsucks

Hi Kardasim sisters. This question is for Khloe and Kourtney In episode 3, Khloe was given the title of 'fighter and survivor', but in that same episode, Kim is dubbed the 'the drama queen'. Do you two plan on calling her that? Just wondering because you called her that for one episode, but stopped right after, unfortunately. It is clear that the title is fitting for her as seen in the last 75+ podcasts with her Flop Flop Flop makeup brand.

P.S.

Kourtney, I love your product. I used a No No No box to slash my ex's tires. So watermelon. Love you all!!!

Hello Sisters, I recently bought the BootyBootyPop Juice in the large watermelon flavor and found great results at first. I was sound asleep that night until my booty started popping out of control!!! I had taken the recommended dose but still had to call the paramedics. At the hospital, I found out that I had a rare booty virus from a body cream I previously used. I think the brand name started with G, but it was very long ago and I can't remember anything about it. I'm recovering now and I'm happy I bought the BootyBootyPop Juice or else I wouldn't have known about the booty virus. BootyBootyPop Juice is too effective.

Hello kardasim sisters. I wanna rush this message fast! I don't have time left so just listen to me.. h Hello kardasim sisters. I wanna rush this message fast! I don't have time left so just listen to me..

I am part of the SimFBI and Our current mission is to find

Glow glow glow bunker And hideout, where they store So much

Dangerous Bio weapons, toxic gas and Acid. We manage to get a sample of the glow glow glow "product" And The toxic acid in it is nothing we never seen before. Me and my team right now find one of the glow glow glow Hideout In Sim Russian. And we snuck into it only to find lots of toxic waste Product And Highly dangerous Chemicals, And when I was hiding in one of the rooms I swear I heard a test subject screaming in pain and all of her skin start to form a Huge fire because of the glow glow glow serums that is inject into her body, I was extremely terrified Of what I saw, when I got closer to it I recognize the face and it was my SISTER,i haven't seen her in almost a month and we thought she's away from a business trip, her name is Amanda, she is also currently working for kims business, KIM DID YOU KIDNAPPED MY SISTER? and turn her into you're test subjects? this is horrifying to watch And I am gonna get you to JAIL. After that I quickly grab some photos And pictures for evidence. right now me and my team is on our way to Give the evidence to the government. Anyway love you Khloe! and Kourtney also! Im in love with "No no no" box it's the best quality box in the world💗

Hi sisters! I hope y'all are having a great day unbothered queen Kourtney, fighter and survivor Khloe..... and....... kim. What do you guys think would be a great watermelon invention? Love you all!!

hello Kardasims, I saw a recent video of Kam dancing on tiktok with a song for taylor simft, does that mean that since she divorced her narcissist husband yay she became friends with her?

love you khloe the true fighter and survivor, the most watermelon sister and the queen and host of the podcast... I am the biggest fan of "the Khloe Kardasim Podcast"❤️

Hello to the best watermelon sister Khem, I love to glow glow glow it is the best product, I hate that farting queen Khloe, and the third one I forgot her name

More like JOKING JOKING JOKING you stupid psychotic bitch khem, GLOW GLOW GLOW sucks and im so happy that YE left you because you are full of diarreha and you are a demonic bitch going to hell with your bioweapons products. Btw fuck you and Kourtney....

Khloe is forever my queen and I was joking, Khloe please forgive me if I triggered your anger 😩♥️

1. kourtney, I just remembered your name...I want to thank you for your new "STFU" product it really helped me when I used it on my friends and I was left drama free after I used it on them...kourtney please slap khem right now for me I dare you to do it like you slapped my queen khloe... And the reason I start hating you after all the love I had for you before is that you slapped my queen of farts KHLOE

2. KHLOE you are my only favorite watermelon sister, my passing gas farting queen, my best cockroach

3. I have a question for all sisters: I believe KHLOE is the main charachter and its her podcast and I have a proof, KHLOE is the one in the middle because its her podcast do you have an answer for that Khem and kourtney? KOURTNEY DO YOU LOVE YOUR NEW INKED HUSBAND? Also KHLOe can you please bring to "YOUR PODCAST" your beautiful baby brother rob or your two beautiful baby sisters on episode 80 as guests.

KHLOE I LOVE YOU so much MY PASSING GAS, FARTING, STRAWBERRY, COCKROACH QUEEN...fuck khem and the other one I forgot her not intersting name again because I have all hate to her when she slapped my queen...They are nothing without you KHLOE❤️😘😍🥰💕😻💘💝👩‍❤️‍👨💌💏💟🫶🏼🤍🫶🏼🫀❤️‍🔥

being shady about eyebrows so watermelon or so not watermelon

accidentally ruining your eyebrows so watermelon or so not watermelon

selena gomez so watermelon or so not watermelon

To the Watermelon Kardasims Kourtney, Khloe and Rob (if he’s listening)

Question for Kourtney and Khloe, I am a marketing expert for an amazing product business called Jiafei Products in my home country Floptropica. I was wondering if you 2 can give me some feed back on a slogan I’ve been working on to sell our new Jiafei product since you 2 are very successful business women. Here it is:

“Kim Kardasim being a stupid b!tch and selling toxic waste? Buy our sexy product to send that b!tch to SimOhio with Da boyz! 🥰🥰”

again let me know what you 2 think! Also my CEO Jiafei says hello. p.s to Kim, my country’s president, Deborah Ali SimWilliams has passed a new bill to shut down all glow glow glow factories and that you are formally banned from entering Floptropica and your beach properties will be seized , thought you should know

Hello kourtney keem and kilogram, I have a message for keem and a question for kilogram. Recently I have bought his glo glo glo bbling juice for a bbl look for my grandmas funeral.(she died of herpes and may she Rest In Peace) i Followed the instructions PERFECTLY but for some reason my ass has broken out in hives and shrunken significantly!?!? I thought maybe I was having a allergic reaction so i tried it on my best friend and cousin and they both had the same results! i do not understand why you would make a product that does this to People especially people who want to support you and have a big booty like you? I called asking for a refund and they hung Up on me not even giving me time to speak!!!!!!This is disgraceful and disrespectful it hurts to sit down!!! now for my message to kilogram since you pull of blonde best in the family who does your hair I want to go blonde just like you bc you are the best sister and actually knows how to do her roots and not use a sharpie on them unlike somebody<3. #kilogramshairisbae #cancelkeem #canceled #hivesonmybutt #gloglogloisoverparty #glogloglohowabtNONONO

First of all, Hello You Guyyyyys I just wanna tell you that I’ve been listening to you guys since 2019 and it’s always light up my mood, so thank you. My question is “ I don’t get why people hate Glow Glow Glow products so much? I mean, I’ve been using the glow glow glow organs whitening lotion and my skin is clear up and so bright Because I use the glow glow glow products the correct way by using magnifying glass to read the 200 steps of the instructions. So Kim how do you feel about the 1% of the people who spreading lies to your products?love you guysss

Hello Coley, Kidney, and Cum! You guys are so watermelon, but Cum is also so tangerine, which makes her better than the rest. And that's why my question goes for the Glow Glow Glow CEO and Law Woman Cum.

People know that you are an amazing and glowing law woman. I mean escaping thousands of lawsuits against you and your company is not an easy feat. You must have a tremendous law-bending skill, which is so watermelon. That's why I want to ask you to enumerate, explain, and provide examples of the three laws of motion.

Also, I just want to say that your newest Glow Glow Glow edible, vegan, and organic nuclear oranges, aka GGG-E-V-O-N-O (or jivono), are amazing. It got me glowing, literally. When I sat down on the No Box Cardboard by Kidney for a picnic, the glowing juices on my skin left an x-ray imprint on the cardboard. That's free health care for everyone, I guess.

P.S. Sorry if I misspelled your names. Coley, the alleged host, is not really good at clearly pronouncing words and names.

Kourtney and Khloe I am really excited to tell you to that this is the best podcast ever and i’m gonna tell you a story.

The reason why I am not, including Kim is because she betrayed me. I was so busy unboxing my No No No 18 billion box and I loved it! suddenly I heard the knocking on my doors and guess what? There was a Glow Glow Glow beauty kit box here on my doorstep.

I heard beeping from the box and suddenly the box exploded, thankfully, I always watch this podcast and I remembered that time where a viewer got attacked by a glow glow glow glitter grenade.

I placed my no no, no box over the glow glow glow box and my life was saved! Thank you no, no no, I will buy more boxes really soon.

p.s what was the episode where khloe was making fun of kim’s voice and she was like “ next topic”

🍆, So Watermelon or so not watermelon

(If ur struggling to pronounce, just pronounce it as question mark) Hi Kardasim Sisters, I have go back past episodes cuz the points are soo off so i have to go back to every episode on whose the smartest and if theres confusion, i am gonna concluded that which sister has the Closest Correct Definition and not The Word's Definition reminding to Your Definition 2019: Kourtney: 4 Kim: 2.5 Khloe: 4.5 2020: Kourtney: 7.5 Kim: 9 Khloe: 8 2021: Kourtney: 8 Kim: 11 Khloe: 9.5 2022: Kourtney: 2.5 Kim: 5.5 Khloe: 2.5 2023: Kourtney: 1.5 Kim: 0.5 Khloe: 0.5 Overall Points/Wins Per Year: Kourtney: 23/0 Kim: 28.5/3 Khloe: 24.5/1 In My Opinion of their answers, Khloe Won 2019 with 4.5 Points with Kourtney with 4 and Kim Last with 2.5 Points. Kim Won 2020 With 9 When Khloe Has 8 and Kourtney Has 7.5. Kim Won 2021 With 11 Points When Khloe Has 9.5 Points and Kourtney Has 8 Point. Kim Won 2022 With 5.5 Points When Kourtney and Khloe Tied With 2.5. As Of Episode 79 of 2023, The Creator of No No No has 1.5 while the rest have 0.5 points. Kim Unfortunaly won 3 Years in a row while Khloe Won Once While Kourt didnt win a single year. I hope that you 2 can catch up and Khloe, if you went into the overall score, Kim is still the smartest, so, i hope that yall can make Kim Stop Reading Those Lawyer Bullshit Books cuz they increase Smartness even though shes the dumbest af. Love you all Except For Kim Cuz i have a scar in my head and have permanent baldness that caused from Her Glow Glow Glow Hair Fertilizer which is actually for killing Plants, Glass, Buildings and Pigs and thank you Khloe For Your Booty Booty Pop Hair Rejuvination that growed my hair in a Single Day And Kourt's No No No Anti-Explosion Box cuz i quickly used it after my explosion of my hair.

Hello sisters... I love you both Kourtney and Khloe. I always listen to your advise and never bought anything glow glow glow. I gifted my girlfriend some booty booty pop juice in no no no box and she is very happy now and for that i have to thank you both you guys... My question is for Khem. Does your glow glow glow products becomes more poisonous and dangerous after it's expiration date or less poisonous and dangerous? Either way i won't be buy that garbage anyway. Love you all....

P.S

Kris is a

Hi queens. The smell of markers, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

hey kardasim sisters!!

recently i got the new edition of the “ no no no “ box and was surprised to see booty booty pop juice strawberry booya AND glow glow glow plant seeds in the box…

suddenly, the seeds suddenly grew in to plants and exploded! fortunately, the no no no box that i got was ULTRA resistant to anything glow glow glow but it left some stains on the box

khloe? im not saying that u could have done it but are u somehow related to this? kim, why are u always so jealous of khloe and kourtney? u should be proud pf them for making such a successful product and not make a shit product and for kourtney, are u able to get me a refund?

love yall 💕 keep doing what u do to make me smile everyday

stay watermelon 🍉

- bethany johnson

To the Kardasim Sisters. Hello! I am Whitty and I would like to ask you all some questions...

1. To Khole, Hello Khloe! I how you doing. I have a question for just YOU! How does it feel to have stupid bitches (just talking Khloe talk not to be mean) chatering in your ear ever since you were born. How do you keep calm when Kim is literally hurting everyone who buys her podects?

2. Kortney, hello watermelon woman 😎. I are you so calm all the time??? At least on camera. I do you have the courage to say "No." when Bonnie was right in your face at Freddy Fazbears!?

3. For Kim, I'm not about to hate Kim. Kim you are... cool, I guess. Your company is falling about with so many lawsuits.... I would like to be your lawyer for the time being... I am really good at it!

Anyways you are ALL watermelon and here's some soup 🔽

Please answer MY questions! #MostWatermelonSistersEVER

I have a question for kim.

I bought your new glow, glow, glow sparkle water cleaner, and when I tried to use it my house almost blew up, I quickly threw it outside in my pool, and now I have a GIANT hole in my BACKYARD. I want to sue you and get my money back for my pool.

I love Khole and Kourtney. #sowatermelon

chia pets. So watermelon or not so watermelon.

Hello kardasim sisters

I'm here to promote the best group "KRIS THE GREATEST CLIT"

*cult not clit

Also I've got 1 question for each of u:

1. Kim, you are known as a bio-weapon making demonous bitch ALLEGEDLY. I ordered a glow glow glow fart grenade for my alleged enemy shantaloosa nk petunia, allegedly it hasn't been delivered yet? Can u tell me when will it be allegedly delivered?

2. Kourtney, you're known as an uninspiring, monotonous, oompa loompa looking bitch ALLEGEDLY, when r u gonna release your blow blow blow products, which apparently give you the best orgasm you can ever achieve 😍. I've heard they have been cleared by the FDA for distribution.

(for the people, it works something like when you hold the blow blow blow product, it will let you hear, see and experience the Godly presence of kourtney, which means you'll nut instantly )

3. Kole, you're know as the fighter and survivor allegedly not, as you're nothing but a pushover, i hope u lose in the next island round you stinky bitch. When will u be leaving the island? Please do it fast!

I wanted taylor and kim to be the last one standing so that Taylor can invite her snakes and attack the alleged bio wepon making demonous bitch kim.

Thanks for reading this pushover kole, go to hell

#ALL HAIL VANISH

#ALL HAIL KRIS

To the most watermelon business woman Kourtney, the true fighter and survivor Khloe, and....the other one. Count your days Kim because all this time I was working undercover at Glow Glow Glow. I got pictures of everything. What the "products" are made with, who's making them, and what really happens when you send people to Vanish. I know everything. I notified the FBI. You should be hearing from them VERY soon. Cry about it like you usually do. Simgm should make a video when Glow Glow Glow finally gets shut down. Anyway stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney! #BootyBootyPopJuice #NoNoNo #KimIsOverParty #watermelon #glowglowglow

V-neck tshirts, watermelon or so not watermelon

Who's the smartest

Word- Lacuna

Pronounced- La-kyoo-na

What's your thoughts about the recent Hailey/Selena drama

Cardasims big sisters, after Cim launched her product two days ago Glow job cockonuts cream, I used it once then my balls been like a huge cockonuts and I've been coming every 5minutes since then, I was 167.7KG two days ago and now I am 51.2KG I lost more than half of my weight, I love the product but I don't know what'll happen in a couple of hours, reach and save me am stuck at the same island you're shooting "famous bitches" at, not much love, Cardi-ck B.

Ps:haven't mentioned it but it is really huge and I don't think this is okay

Whos the smartest?

word: Lanatus

kpop so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi kardasims! I am an og podcast listener since the first episode and I have relistended countless times. With this I would like to ask Kim a question: Why has glow glow glow gravestones not become a thing?

I think it would be fitting as your ”makeup” has cause lots of deaths.

Also Kourtney the KO in your name is very fitting cuz remember when you knocked kim out of the island?

Love ya Khloe and Kourtney… and

Bikinis so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey there Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe. Aside from the Orange vs Strawberry debate, what do you think about dried mangoes? Thank you for creating this podcast cause if I'm drained or just bored with my playlist, you're podcast is my happy pill. Stay watermelon (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Thirst traps : so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Khloe and Kourtney I am a worker for glow glow glow as an double for the C.I.A and currently we are doing experiments on every product with body altering chemical A.K.A all of them and I am currently trying to find a way to mass buy these to use as weapons for the Army. Do you think it is a good Idea.

Pretending to be a business owner when you're only a spokesperson : so watermelon or so not watermelon

(I'm just gonna keep reposting what I commented last January 1 for episode 77 until you read it haha)

Hi Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe.

I started listening to your Podcast Dec. 20, 2022 and finished all of it by Dec. 23, 2022. It was funny.

I saved the episodes 12 and 28 because your Dolphin sounds and British accents are stuck in my head. In a good way.

Anyway, I wanna invite you three in a private Island that I own in SimPhilippines. I wanna have a meeting with Kim to buy Glow Glow Glow so she can stop the radiation, while Kourtney and Khloe enjoy my private Island. Can I buy 100% of your share in your business, Kim? If yes, Name your price...

You're all Watermelons♥️

and I wish you do the Dolphin Sounds and British accent again

I don't know why everyone is bashing Glow Glow Glow. I have been using it to exorcise demons and it works perfectly.

Hi watermelon sisters (except for kim, her ass is faker than my friends wig) i went to the train station and i found a random guy in a brown coat. He asked me if i could follow him into an alley. I was bored, so i decided to go in. He said he sold radioactive glow glow glow because yall made a batch with toxic waste and not with implant juice. I decided to buy one, and then when i applied it on my finger to put it on my face, my finger turned hairy. Please explain kim

Question for Khloe and Kim, whose ass is faker? (Khloe is more watermelon than Kim)

I just want to tell Kim I love orange soda.

#saveorangesoda

So 🍉 or so not 🍉: Lion Head 👗

Me pretending to be the Kardasims.

Hi Kardasims. I want to thank Kim's Glow Glow Glow. With her GGG sunscreen, not only did I manage to complete her 15000 page book to finally cover the lunula of my right pinky finger at night with SPF .05 sunscreen, I also learned so much knowledge that I now have a PhD in multiple facets of Engineering and have been awarded a SimNobel Peace Prize for the discovery of countermeasures for multiple toxic materials. Thanks a lot, Kim! Anyways I want to ask if whose next grave will Kim dig up for dresses?

P.S. Naur Naur Naur (No No No Australian Ver.) actually helped me cover a lot of toxic steps in the book.

hey sisters, i have a special hello to all of you ! this is to the fighter and survivor khloe, the most watermelon sister & host of the podcast kourtney. and the first kardasim to leave the island kim.

my question is for all of you, if you were selected to represent your country at the olympics, which event would each of you specify in?

you guys are so watermelon 🍉

Hey Kardasim sisters, It’s me once again. Im still alive from the zombie apacolypse that Kim cause with her hand sanatizer. Unfortunately my base was taken over from the zombies. No thanks to the blackmail bich who told me to keep using the hand sanatizer. Im typing this from a successful base founded by No No No. I’ll tell you how I got here

One day I was walking in the base just minding my business until a helicopter had come down and we thought we were rescued. But little did we know there was a glow glow glow logo on it and everybody freaked out. As people scattered from and to all directions Kim Aka the woman with the failing business came in and destroyed our walls preventing the zombies from coming through. Kim flew away in her helicopter as the Glow Glow Glow zombies fled in bitting and killing people left and right. I was able to make it out with few people and we traveled through the abandoned city . Unfortunately we were rushed by a horde of zombies we haven’t seen. Instead these zombies had a bigger butt and were mutated. As me and the few people started running I had tripped on an empty No No No box.As I got up I saw another horde in front of us which had eaten everyone else who ran past me I was the only survivor, I was surrounded by zombies and as soon as I though I was going to die, until I saw a truck with the No No No logo on it. It crashed through the zombies and the back of the truck was opened to be Kourtney. As I had hopped into the truck Kourtney had tooken me back to civilization and my city was Nuked to prevent the Infection from spreading

Thank you Kourtney Aka the host for saving me from the glow glow glow zombies. No thanks to the 2 other sisters who did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to help me. Love you kardasims and Kim how are going to avoid the fact that you desicrated a city with millions of innocent people. Anyways you Kourtney from the base you founded🫶🏽

For my birthday My friend bought me the new glow glow glow happy birthday celebration good time makeup kit. I left it in my drawer for about 3 months until I ran out of all my other makeup so I had no other choice but to use it. I read all 249 pages 2,342 instructions and used the QR code to unlock the last 6 secret instructions. However even after all that effort the skin on my face started to slowly burn off. I had to get an ambulance and now my face is permanently damaged. I tried to call the hotline and had to wait for 3 weeks and when it was finally my time It was an automated voice message that said that the hotline has been removed and doesn’t exist anymore. So now unfortunately I will have to resort to a lawsuit of 5.34218 million dollars to pay for the plastic surgery needed to bring my face back to normal.

chirrrp-chirrrrrp-chirrrp

greetings and salutations Khloe and Kourtney my goddesses, this is the ex-victim, current-fighter and survivor Shantaloosa Petunia, from episode 74, using chirp-to-text to offer my salutes to my commander in chief the Kockroach Queen, Khloe. You have to listen to this: your sister Kehm is behind everything: bio weapons, disappearances, explosions, BBPJ vending machine sabotage, apocalypses, etc. and I, to my chagrin, have made a mistake by accusing you of turning me into a cockroach. But now that i know the truth, I choose to pull myself up by my tiny leg straps and get off my back and work to fight and survive for you khloe and kourtney, making use of my newly deformed self, A KOCKROACH I have infiltrated Kem’s underground facility inc. aka VANISH HQ and stolen loads of files and lab recordings of experiments done on several victims namely our dear Stacy Nancy Simlewis and KhloesRoachStrawberryFart’s mom (who turned out to be Amelia who was thrown in the well) and others. I also found evidence of a machine that vanishes people into the purple glitch realm and i will expose that on my next journey into VANISH HQ. I’m on a mission. I’m gonna destroy you Kem. Over and out. Btw, i ordered a No No No box the Shelter Edition where I now live. It’s cozy and protective. Thank you Kourtney. What’s next for No No No? Are you planning on tapping into new horizons?

P.S. Below are attached documents I have managed to copy from Kim’s Evil Lair

hi kardasims!! last week i bought kems most recent glow glow glow product, booty booty glow juice to prove a point, even though everyone told me not to. it took me 5 days of reading without breaks to get through all of the instructions - it took me an extra day to understand what half of it meant, but it paid off i guess, it almost worked as well as booty booty pop juice which is saying something!!!

p.s. khloé is the true fighter and survivor, kourtney is perfect, and kem…

love from england <333

PLEASE SEE THIS PLEASEEEEEE..............................

❤️hi kardasims

i have a question for you

why is kim cringe??? also kim i used glow glow glow mascara and my eyelashes fell of and now i look like an alien and my friends make fun of me. imma sue

love from india 🇮🇳❤️

Taylor Hugging Katy in You Need To Calm Down, So Watermelon🍉 or So Not Watermelon🚫?

Hi Kardasims!!! I'm only here to make a COMPLAINT about Kim. So I bought Kourtney's limited edition no no no box with extra emptiness for only 600k dollars. So I got the box and brought it inside my house and when I was unboxing the box, there was a BOMB inside it but it wasn't just one bomb; there was 3. So the minute I opened the box, it detonated and destroyed my entire house. So not only I got a box filled with bombs, my fucking house was destroyed. I would like a new box AND a lawsuit against Kim. If I win, the money BETTER pay off for my house. Kim you literally ruined my life you wanna be slut son of a bitch, you've done nothing but destroy my life I hope you DIE. As for the others, yall gotta find a way to stop Kim for real and Kourtney can I have a new box for free? TYSM!! (P.S. Khloe u is the real fighter and survivor keep going badass bitch 😍)

hi kardasims!

this question is for all of u guys : when are u guys going to invite taylor simswift on the podcast? i am a hardcore simswiftie and for kem, 🐍🐍🐍

this is my second question:

where do u guys get ur thats so watermelon topics and whos the smartest words ?

thank you sisters for always putting a smile on my face:)) khloe the true fighter and surviver, kourtney the unbothered queen , and kem.

hope to see u guys keep making more podcasts for years ( or months ) to come 🤡

🍉🍉🍉

Hi fellow podcast listeners! This isn't a submission for a segment in the podcast but rather just an invitation for any fellow fan of the podcast! Our dear fighting and surviving Kockroach, Shantaloosa Nutmeg Kimsucks Petunia has assembled a cozy discord server for fellow listeners! Invite Link: https://discord.gg/v7RbsUbqW4 ✨Here are some things you can expect in the server: ✨

-Many SimGM emojis -Role clans based on which Kardasim Planet you choose to inhabit -Glow Glow Glow incident confessions chat for you to share your tragic experiences within the chambers -Channel for sharing underrated podcast segment submissions -A voice chat equipped with bots listening to the podcast episodes -A 𝓢𝓸 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 or 𝓢𝓸 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 channel 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓈 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝑜𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 🍉 𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 ❌🍉 -A Who's The Smartest channel for playing like the real segment -And many more! We're still growing as a fanbase 🍉

Dear Kim, a message from the Vanish association.

Thank you for sending us our new subjects they will be very useful to us! Just wondering how is the glow glow glow job campaign coming along? We are very keen on acquiring new subjects for our purposes. You're doing so well Kim keep it up and I will make sure to keep my promise to you! After all we made a deal. Remember if you break it... Well there's always consequences when you don't cooperate. Farewell Kim say hi to Khloe and Kourtney for me!

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Hey sweetiesssssss!

How are you all doing? I'm a devotee of "KRIS THE GREATEST!" cult (You can join by messaging me, I'll send you the link to join, but there's a fees of 500 billion dollars #socheap)

Ive 1 question for each of you.

1. Kim, kris is very much worried about your company, she cannot deal with the unsold stocks anymore, when will u stop the production (of biowepaons)

2. Khole, kris is worried about your "Ocd" or more like "obcd" (obesity), your "revenge body" is turning into a fat zombie body. When will u rectify it?

3. Kourtney, kris praises you for the success of "NONONO". When will u spread your wisdom to your 2 dumb sistas(not kendal and rich one i forgot her name) ?!

Love you KRIS!! OUR GREATEST ANGEL (villian)

From: The Supreme Sim Court To: Kim Kardasim Re: The Victims of the cosmetic brand "Glow Glow Glow" v.s. Kim Kardasim. SUMMONS/NOTICE TO APPEAR You are hereby ordered to appear on the following date and time. Time: 1:00 AM Date: February 30, 2023 Dear Kim Kardasim, Due to the outstanding amount of lawsuits filed against you and your company and brand "Glow Glow Glow", the various courts of law where the lawsuits were filed and review ruled in favor of a grand trial that will be held at the Supreme Sim Court which will convene on 1:00 AM on the 30th of February, 2023 on the city of Windenburg. Appearance is mandatory, and failure to present yourself in court would lead to issuance of an arrest warrant and the Supreme Sim Court of Law ruling against your defense.

P.S. Your laywers have been contacted regarding this matter, as court proceedings cannot, and will not, be delayed by the accused (Kim Kardasim's) failure to address previous summons. P.P.S. Should the accused (Kim Kardasim) be seen having in possession one of the "Glow Glow Glow" products while in court, the accused will be held in contempt of court and law for carrying a dangerous weapon in the presence of a justive-serving body. P.P.P.S. To the accused (Kim Kardasim's) relatives, especially to Kourtney and Khloe Kardasim, V.I.P. seats in the Supreme Sim Hall of Justice will be provided, in order for the relatives of the accused (Kim Kardasim) to oversee the proceedings with relative ease.

word for "whos the smartest" - Plutonic, Astrology, Poor.

hi kardasims, I love you're content btw. I wanted to know that if you hug someone, do they hug you? or you hug them. Yeah thats all and ı used glow glow glow and it's bullsh-

Hi Khloe, Kourtney, and of course the makeup skincare sensation... Kylie. Here is my question : What is your opinions on Kim's new booty booty popping juice I of course bought it to test it out tell me why I found out that it wasn't even approved by the manufactures, I was scared to try it on myself so I put it on a mannequin, It immediately disintegrated the entire mannequin and caught fire, luckily I had the new and amazing "No, No, No" fire extinguisher. I accidentally put some on myself and I thankfully had booty booty pop juice on the ready, although It did help I haven't recovered since that moment. Love the Kardasims Khloe, Kylie, Kourtney, Kendall, Rob, Caitlyn and even Blac Chyna😙 (PS. Love from Trinidad and Tobago

Hello Kardasims and Happy Late or Early Valentines day.I have a gift for all 3 of you:)

Ur welcome

Hey Kardasim sisters, I have a question for the each of you. Klhoe, Will you ever have a remake of your tv show "Revenge Body"?. Kourtney, What's your favorite order from Simbucks? Kim, How does it feel to be the first Kardasim to be voted out of "Last Celeberty To Leave The Island"? P.s I live bye Kourtney's quote "Glow Glow Glow sucks", and also happy late Khloe Kardasim Day (February 22nd)

Listeners response. Hi sisters! (except Kim) I need KHLOE's help because she's the only one with some common sense. I listen to every episode of KHLOES podcast and know she can help me with this. I am a journalist for the Simyork times and was sent to write an article about Glow Glow Glow and the factories. I knew I would be risking my life going to the factory located in Los simgles because of an incident. The incident was when that crazy bitch Kim pushed my cousin her assistant at the time down a well because she didn't buy Kim an orange soda. This happened at the factory in Los singles and that's why I agreed to write an article so I could go save my cousin. Since it is Kim's property the police need a warrant to enter the property to save my cousin or more evidence, They have security cam footage and the letter which is more than enough evidence, but Kim gave them complementarity Glow Glow Glow face creams and caused their faces to deglove. (DON'T SEARCH IT UP) here's the definition to spare you Facial degloving injuries are due to the separation between the skin and subcutaneous tissues from the underlying muscles, bones, and fascia. These injuries often create a reconstructive challenge for surgeons especially when there are associated complications like wound infection or necrosis of the avulsed flap. Now they are too scared to come back.

I tried to send a task rabbit but they all quit so I went to Los simgles myself #somethingkimandkourtneywoulddo. Listen I know what you're thinking it was dumb but I need justice for my cousin and all my #fightersandsurvivors so I got on a plane to Los simgles. I arrived at the factory where my cousin was stuck and snuck into the factory. The security was sleeping so sneaking in was easy. On the counters, there were bottles of bleach and acid. After I vomited an inhuman amount from the smell of orange soda and chemicals after vomiting I made my way to the basement. As soon as I stepped out of the elevator my eyes met a large number of workers with tape on their mouths and metal chains tied to their feet while being handcuffed. All with their backs up to the concrete wall with blood stains on it and at the end of the room there was Kim on a Throne shaped like an orange soda can. Tears filled up my eyes and I started running for my life. I got upstairs and knew I had two more things to do but only time for one. I had to save my cousin and free the workers but had to pick one, I chose to run and am planning to return. So Queen Khloe the biggest fighter and survivor what should I do when I return free the workers or save my cousin?

Hi! Sisters i just wanna say you guys are so watermelon and kourtney that has potential just wanna ask who cries alot in 3 of you? Love for khloe and kourtney

Exept kim.:)

Who's the smartest what is glow glow glow made out of

Glow glow glow,so watermelon or so not watermelon

Listener response

Hi,kardasims this is my first time asking a question

My question is who cries alot

Kim

Khloe

Or kourney and who's kris's favorite

Who's the smartest

Amphisbaena — a mythical serpent with a head at each end (noun)

Apple or Android? So watermelon or so no watermelon

Hi Sisters! I want to say hi to my favorite and the most watermelon sister and to the true fighter and survivor Khloe! My question for Khole and Kourtney! How has the podcast changed your life? Love y'all expect for Kim

Make-up gurus, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey, Kardasim sisters! How ya doin? ✨

Well, I just wrote in to say...

I DEMAND KEM TO MAKE A TUTORIAL VIDEO ON HOW TO APPLY/PUT/WIPE/USE HER PRODUCTS! I believe it'll help your 5 customers and prevent your business from further destruction and bankruptcy (not like it's not in the worst condition already).

#KhloeTheFighterAndSurvivor

#KourtneyQueen

The Simgm boss, so watermelon or so not watermelon?