EPISODES 81 & 82 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello Kardasim, I hope you are doing well 😊EXCEPT FOR KEHM my cousin who does not lisin to the podcast got glow glow glow #sonotwatermelon💧🍉 i tried to warn her but I didn’t work 😢 she got kehms body wash and face wash she used it on her face OFC and she is now growing an elphant trunk 😞 she is get bullied and can’t even go out KEHM why ARE THEY STEPS FOR SOPE KEHM I’m so disappointed any way shout out to the real fighter and suvier khloe 😘 (dont mine the spelling) love you kort 😘

Hi kardasim,

So why do you like watermelon cause I was curious of why you like watermelon.

I also like your podcast and the simgm production channel and i Like the way Kim said the word, why. I love you guys Soo much.

Stay watermelon!

Asterix

Hello kardasim sisters and a special hello to the most hardworking, beautiful,watermelon boss Kim and hi to her mean jealousy sisters who need to be nicer to her and appreciate her selfishness and work- ethnic. I’m limberly and I work at glow glow glow™ ©(LLC) and I LOVEE working here it’s always clean and lethal weapons free. the other employees are always happy and smiling while working the very short 20 hour days. I’d like to mention that the employees that went “missing” are totally and completely safe and back at work happier than ever they were just on a work trip sponsored by our friends at vanish ™. Kim is an amazing boss she gives us a discounted price of 999.99 dollars on the products that we test out before release and we always have amazing results every time because like everyone should we read the instructions then reread them with a uv light for the invisible ink which every successful company uses. We are sad to see how our SHeO and real fighter and surviver is being treated by her sisters and the listeners who clearly don’t read the instructions correctly. GGG is very important and people should feel lucky that I… SHE is providing this to the world for a very reasonable price! Goodbye Kim I love you and you’re the best business woman in the world! Ps no no no and booty booty pop juice suck and Kim looks better blonde #noroots

So Watermelon or so not watermelon: Kanye West?

Who's the smartest: polydactyl

Hello to the stunning and talented Kardasims,

I'm so glad Kourtney liked my fan art, It was an honor to draw such natural beauty! 💗

Now, from what I've seen, Kehm hasn't really gotten any fan art of herself as of late, so I had to draw some of the watermelon queen herself. These are scenes of Kehm during her brave fighter and survivor moments!!!

Kehm always powerfully fights against hardships by using her powerful WHYYY!? and I find that sooo admirable. And she always ends up surviving these moments because of it, like the true cryer and survivor she is! 💧🍉

#watermelonqueen #cryerandsurvivor #nonoglow

Lovingly,

NonoGlow

HIII KARDASIM SISTERS!! WELL HI EVERYONE, EXCEPT KIIIIM!

I LOVE YOUR PODCASTS AND THE SIMGM CHANNEL AND LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE WAY FROM SIMLONDON.

ANYWAYS, AS YOU'VE PROBABLY REALISED, I AM FURIOUS WITH KIM.

I'VE HEARD THE WARNINGS MADE BY KOURTNEY AND THE FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR SISTER KHLOE, ABOUT GLOW, GLOW GLOW. BUT I WANTED TO TRY IT OUT FOR MYSELF AND HOPE THAT THERE WOULD BE POSITIVES INSTEAD OF NEGATIVES.

BOY WAS I WRONG!!

I ORDERED KIM'S GLOW GLOW GLOW, EYESHADOW PALETTE, 6 MONTHS AGO AND IT ONLY ARRIVED YESTERDAY. I TRIED IT OUT, BEFORE GOING TO A PARTY WITH FRIENDS. I FORGOT TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP BEFORE SLEEPING, I WOKE UP WITH A FULL FACE OF FUR, BUT I ONLY USED THE PALLET ON MY EYES!

I TOOK THE BUS AND WENT TO A LAB WHERE MY BOYFRIEND CONVENIENTLY WORKS. WHEN HE SAW ME HE SCREAMED, AFTER AN HOUR I CONVINCED HIM THAT IT WAS ME. I ASKED HIM TO CHECK WHAT TYPE OF CHEMICALS WERE IN THE PALETTE. AFTER 5 MINUTES OF EXAMINING A SAMPLE OF THE PALLETTE UNDER A MICROSCOPE. HE FOUND THAT THERE WERE RADIOACTIVE, TOXIC CHEMICALS THAT HAD BEEN MIXED IN WITH ANIMAL FUR IN THE PALETTE. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT KIIIIM DOESN'T CHECK WHAT CHEMICALS AND INGREDIENTS ARE USED TO MAKE HER PALLETTES.

I WANT A REFUND AND COMPENSATION MY FACE IS RUINED!!!!

THANKS, A LOT, KIM!! 😡

KHLOE AND KOURTNEY WERE RIGHT!😭

Hello kardasims sister I just wanted to say how I LOVE kims booty booty lipstick I put in my ass and lips and my ass was smaller and my lips was sobbing I didn’t order it and the guy who gave me the order that I didn’t bought he slapped it in my face and then I knocked out for an hour then I woke up to kims room and kim was forcing me to try it and writing this review thank you so much kim ur my favourite kardasims (P.S kims holding a gun in my head)

hello to the host of the podcast and the fighter and survivor khloe and the 2 others i will be suing KEM because i had a booty booty pop juice marathon and i bought a vending machine full and one of the crated had glow glow glow orange soda and i decided to drink it it said it would give you the ass of a bomb and i drank one sip. and then i continued drinking booty booty pop juice and after i sat down my ass EXPLODED and i went to the hospital and they found bombs in my ass and they used booty booty pop juice cream to restore my ass you better show up at court kem.

Kim please please please stop getting plastic surgery you are causing so many global warmings and natural disasters your ass is bad for the climate your ass is the definition of climate change everytime you walk with that big booty juice you cause a whole earthquake 12 deaths and sometimes when you fart it smells like something crawled up your ass due to your recent product The Big Glow Glow Glow Booty

Juice which is a rough copy of booty booty pop juice. it's been causing so many problems people are dying the booty virus is spreading and Mariah Carey cancelled 12 concerts because your virus caused her whistle notes to sound like someone farted out of her mouth.. my sister is pregnant with her daughter and is naming her Khloe how dare you Kim you expect my future niece to be raised in the big booty apocalypse? Our country is in danger and it's all thanks to you I hope the glow glow glow factory burns down

hello kardasim sisters except... Kem.

let me just get to the point

i bought the new glow glow glow exfoliating face wash powdered 3-in-1 cream so that i can do a science project on bio weapons.

i didnt want this to go wrong as always so i took out the glow glow glow handbook and read all the 529 instructions, i even went on your website and cross checked

once i read the instructions, i found a test subject and paid them incase something went wrong.

i applied the cream as instructed; on the tip of the chin and nose and rubbed gently, but immediatly as i applied it, her skin started melting off and her bones were cracking. at this point i knew what i had to do.

i rushed to get some booty booty pop juice and gave the test subject

not only did her skin and bones repair, but her butt looked great.

my question is for kem:

WHY DO YOU KEEP POLLUTING THE WORLD WITH YOUR PRODUCT, STOP!

love from Zimbabwe

#nonono #fighterandsurvivor #foffkimberly

Kardasims in scream

opening kill: kaytlen (however she puts up a fight)

survivors: Kim, kortney, and khloe,

first attack:khloe

second kill: Kendall

third kill: rob

fourth kill:kanye

ghostface #1:kyle. motive is fame and recognition for her brand

ghostface#2: kris. same motive as Kyle

kris death: Kyle and khloe. Kyle stabs kris In betrayal and kris comes for one last scare and khloe shoots her dead

kyle death: Kourtney and kym. khloe breaks a hand sanitizer bodle over her head and kourtney shoots her onto the accidentally lit stove

Hii thsi is my frst comment you guys are so watermleon.

My question is why watermelon? Why not other fruts because their might be better?

You are all so watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

To the iconic fighter and survivor Khloe, the hardworking lawyer Khem, and the flawlessly gorgeous Kourtney, who is your role model? You can't pick yourself, that's so not watermelon.

Hello to the most watermelon and beautiful sisters in the planet SimEarth. I have been listening to your podcast for almost a year now and I am a huge fan. But after nearly 80 episodes of listening to how bad Glow Glow Glow is, I have decided that it is about time that I, along with my team of Simscientists, investigated Kim's products scientifically.

After buying the iconic Glow Glow Glow Foundation in the 99 SimCent store, we tested it in our biohazard laboratory and were left in disbelief when we found it contained all 118 elements in the periodic table - something we thought was impossible. It is no wonder it has managed to produce all sorts of bioweapons and mutations! We were already putting ourselves in huge risk opening the product in our laboratory with our biosafety suits and equipment. How much more dangerous would it be using it in your own home?

We also found out that the only thing that can neutralize the Glow Glow Glow foundation was, surprisingly, Booty Booty Pop Juice, because it's booty popping technology breaks down the compounds in Glow Glow Glow. Also, No No No is capable of containing Glow Glow Glow safely with no bad effects.

My question is for Kim. As a fellow biochemist, I would like to know how you managed to put all 118 elements in your products. I would honestly be impressed if it weren't for the product being so toxic that we all had to be in quarantine for a month after our experiments. We studied all 568 pages of your manual and used a microscope to read every word on the packaging of your foundation. All of them were instructions on how to use the product - there were no ingredients or anything. What did you put in your products that made them so toxic?

Stay watermelon everyone! 🍉♥️

Greetings to the icon and the queen Kourtney, the fighter and survivor Khloe, and to the other Kardasim sister whose name I already forgot. I have a question for all three sisters, what is your favorite song from Taylor Swift?

Kim’s voice for watermelon or so not watermelon

so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kardasim sisters and a big hi to the talented queen kim i love you so much you outsold khloe and kourtney lol jk. To the real queens Khloe and Kourtney I was wondering I started a company called Flow Flow Flow dedicated to helping people who had problems with glow glow glow. As of right now we cured over 10000 cases of Glow Glow Glow’s disastrous events I was hoping booty booty pop juice and no no no could team up with us. Would that be able to happe?? Stay watermelon sisters.

P.S. Khloe is not a fighter and survivor she’s a fighter survivor and a queen. Kourtney is the no no no master and Kim is just ugly

Hello my fellow queens!

Firstly I would like to introduce myself. I am Miss DehNikeMinajh, queen of the united states of hungary.

I have been informed by my servants that your sister Kourtney has been blackmailing my civilians and has cintinuesly been harrassinh them online. I would formally like to ask her to stop.

If she doesn’t however, I will personally come to her and block all electricity from any residences belonging to her.

Hi sisters! I saw there was a wiki page for SimGM characters, and I went to check you 3's wiki page. I want to see if you guys find this information of your personalities to be correct. BTW i think it would be fun if you read your own entry. Kim's Page: Kim is unintelligent, naive, incredibly selfish, spoiled, and a complete delusional bitch. She is also very sensitive, and she is known for her ugly crying and dramatic reactions. She only asked Kanye for advice until they divorced. She can be very confident (albeit in a conceited and oblivious way), particularly when she makes an incorrect statement. She is prone to throwing tantrums.

Appearance: Kim has black hair and brown eyes. She also has a very big (fake) ass.

Khloe: Khloe is often shown to have a short temper, and often calls anyone who annoys her a “stupid bitch”. During these bouts of anger she can sometimes exhibit superhuman strength, possibly from her revenge body.

Appearance: She has brown eyes and blonde hair with darkened roots, as she hates anybody with blonde hair without darkened roots, but she originally had brown hair. Kourtney: The most intelligent of her sisters, Kourtney is widely known for being unbothered. The only negative emotions Kourtney can show are disgust and anger. Still, it's very hard to concern Kourtney. She is also known for her vanity, constantly complimenting herself and insulting her family members. Appearance: Kourtney has black hair and brown eyes. She is most likely the only sister who hasn't received any cosmetic surgeries, though a recent podcast episode Kourtney, like her younger sisters, makes "small dentist visits." You guys should check out the wiki , my favorite parts are how Kim's occupations include "Business Woman"/Scammer & Biochemist, Khloe's being a Fighter and Survivor, and Kourtney's being a Criminal.

Abused Friend

Hello kardasim sisters i hope you see this i am naomi from south africa i have a friend who is being Abused by her husband physically and mentally and its really hard for her to leave she is too afraid. She has no support from her family all they say is that she made her bed so now she must lay in it .its really painful and hard to watch her go throw all of this and not know how to help her ive had a few mental breakdowns myself because of this the worse part is that she has kids with this guy and he makes sure to make her feel like bad mom he even abuses the first born and calls him ugly,black monkey all because its not his biological son i am too afraid to ask the community members where i live for help cause that will just lead to her death i really don't know what to do can all the crocs help me with some advice cause i really don't know where to turn and she is dying inside everyday thank you

Hi kardasim sisters!my name is Naomi from south africa. I've been listening to the podcast for 3 years now and know not to buy shit from glow glow glow but my cousin on the other hand recently bought glow glow glow elbowfoot remover wipes which is ear cleaning wipes.i had warned her about the dangers but said i should trust the process after all she read the 3986.87 steps that took her a month to finish reading using a microscope it came with she did as the steps indicated but somehow has found herself blind and has forgotten how to shit the worse part is that she shared the wipes with half the family who is also now experiencing the same thing .she then asked me to order her glow glow glow eye-opener and oh God big mistake! The instructions only said luck good after she applied it her toes got swollen and her knees exploded why kim why ?

Hi to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and hi Kim. I have some questions that i wanna ask you guys except Kim because I AM GOING TO SUE YOU KIM, MY FACE WAS ALL MESSED UP BECAUSE OF YOU. Anywayyyy to the most watermelon sister, Khloe. Have you heard the new song from Meghan SimsTrainor, and what are your thoughts about it? Lastly, to the most iconic and slay queen Kourtney, will you rather keep smiling for 24 hours or do Kim's ugly ass crying for 24 hours. Thats all for you guys, love from Malaysia! And Kim see you in the court <3

kim, where is new mexico?

Khloe overdramatic anger issues

so watermelon or so not watermelon

Kourtney khloe please listen to me carefully. Im a worker for glow glow glow and i applied for this job seeking to get the answers of the secret of glow glow glow. biggest mistake of my life. they are currently watching me so i need to be very careful. in typing this in secret but they are planning on "getting rid of me" soon. Kim this is all your FAULT. I hate you so much. this all started when i was set out on a mission by the America government to get information on glow glow glow. what i saw was traumatizing. buckets and buckets of a green glow being poured with the label "radiation" on it. the other glow glow glow workers were wearing HUGE radiation suits and they were wearing like four masks to protect themselves. i saw around four people recording and they were immanently taken into a back room and i haven't seen them since. my question is khloe and kourtney what you are going to do about your absolutely crazy sister who is completely insane and putting the whole world in danger. This is my last message. stay watermel-

Hello Kardasims! We here are ShineShineShine have a few questions!

1. Does anybody have an update on the missing people?

2. Is BBPJ ever gonna sue GGG for copyrighting their products?

3. When are you gonna invite Taylor Simswift to the podcast?

*ShineShineShine is not a subcompany of GlowGlowGlow

#BBPJ #BoycottGGG #kimiswantedinpanama

question for kimkimmy: Kim why do you cry "WHY??!" question for khloemoney: khloe why do you always bully kimmy(fav) ? question for kourtney: no? no, no no?

ru paul’s slap: so watermelon or not so watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

ex island celebrities coming back to island and voting for yall: so watermelon or not so watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

hello my favorite sister trio

hi to the one and only true fighter and survivor khloe and the unbothered queen kourtney

i just watched the last episode of ”last celebrity to leave the island wins” and i have questions for my kockroach revenge body queen (im talking about khloe in case kehm decides to talk shit, about her having all of those titles)

so khloe how are you feeling after last rollercoaster of an episode, did ru paul’s slap hurt your ass, how did you manage to end kourtney’s gaslighting and what is your opinion on ex island participants coming back to island ?

p.s. i LIVED for kourtney slapping ru paul i was wheezing 💀

love yall and stay watermelon 🍉

Hello kardasim sisters. I love yall except for one sister in particular. This statement is for kim. KIM! I WANT A REFUND! I'm an architecture student so I went to buy the 24 color glow glow glow watercolor kit online because I need a coloring material for my plates. When my order got here, it came with the worst gross packaging, it is wet and it smells like dishwater. Idk why but it does. But I just ignored it because what's important is the watercolor I'll be using. I have never been more mad when I opened it, not only it reeks like a dead rat, but all of the colors are only skin colors. I'm pretty sure I ordered the right item because I saw the picture of the product that I ordered in the website, and what came is completely different. I got no choice but to use it, but when I started to use the "only skin colored" watercolors, it got this weird fleshy texture to it. I have never used any watercolor like this before so I got curious on why. So I checked the the back of it to see what it's made of. The words are so small that I needed a magnifying glass. When I finally got my magnifyer, I was horrified on what I have read, it is stated that "this product is made up of human flesh of different races". That scared the SH*T out of me. I bet this has something to do with your missing workers and product test subjects. I WANT A REFUND! AND PLS EXPLAIN THE HUMAN FLESH! U ARE A ONE CREEPY NOT WATERMELON SISTER!! Sending love to khloe and kourtney from the philippines🍉

Hello to the most watermelon thin legend inventor of booty booty pop juice gas passing legend revenge body ways instructor and host of the podcast, Khloe. Hello to the unbothered kardasim sister that owns the best business in family, Kourtney. Kim you bioweapon inventing snake ill see you in court.

I ordered my sim gm merch which i was very happy with. However at the bottom of the box i found a sample of booty booty pop juice which i was very happy with. As soon as I drank it my whole ass flattened and my bootyhole closed entirely. I ran crying to the emergency room and after some tests they found toxic bioweapon substances floating in my system. I showed them the booty booty pop juice bottle and the doctor noticed the label peeling off the can. Underneath the booty booty pop juice there was a different label that said Glow Glow Glow Body Whole Juice. The instructions on the can said that you're supposed to pour the soda on your whole body except on the bootyhole. As soon as the doctors saw the glow glow glow label they notified the authorities. The fbi quarantined not only the hospital but the whole city, but they were too late. The Glowzilla was able to smell the toxic waste coming out of the can and it made its way into the city. People are fighting for their lives and my ass is still flat and bootyholeless.

Besides ruining my life you're also trying to sabotage your sisters endorsed product. Khloe my lawyers are contacting yours as we speak so we can team together and take the stupid bitch to jail for once and for all. If the Glowzilla gets me, let this be my testimony for court. Im currently sheltering in the ruins of the city with nothing but my simgm merch to protect me. Sending all my love, fellow fighter and survivor and the biggest kockroach.

Guess the meaning of: francisella

Guess the meaning of: leptospira

Hello kardasims you may have seen me before I guess but

I have a question for each of y'all beautiful kardasims

Khloe the fighter and survivor

I've been wondering how's your fitness show going? Or are you still gonna make one?

Kourtney the careless and the man getting

How does it feel like to never get bothered? And has Kylie or Kendell talked or came to you?

Kim the creative awesome business women

How's your glow glow glow going I've been thinking of getting my friend glow glow glow

And a question for all of you

Has kris bothered you guys or annoyed you guys?

Love you all have the best of the best

Retcons: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?

hello kardasims i hope your all having a great day!(exept for kim i hope the cops come for you) i recently had a science fair at school and for my project i showed the effects of glow glow glow. i used the glow glow glow face cream so i could document what happened.(befor you say i didnt follow instrurctions i did) after a week i got a huge bump on my face where i used it and when i went to the doctor they told me i had a tumor that had to be removed. kim i would like to know where i can send my ER bill. the only good thing to come from it is i got first place in the science fair and the cops are investgating glow glow glow.

-love theo from the great lakes

Two piece set . So watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hello kardasims sister's this question is for Kourtney. How would you describe your perfect day .

Love the true fighter and survivor khloe ❣️❣️❣️❣️💯

And for Kim well I have nothing for you

Stay watermelon 🍉 y'all

Hey Kardasim sisters, this is not a question, but I just want to put this here. Shoutout to Khloe, the fighter and survivor Kockroach.

Hello the most watermelon sisters, Khloe ( the six legged Roach) as well as Kourtney, the ACTUAL business woman, and lastly, Kim ( The woman behind the creations of various biohazardous products ) i had wanted to finally come out about my experience i had when i met Khloe. It began when i was out buying a new Booty Booty pop juice lip expander, while walking i managed to get a glimpse of my ex favorite Kardasim sister.... I walked up to her for a photo when she told me i was blocking her breathing holes by being in her presence, i laughed it off but she came back at me and went on how my laugh sounds like a cat being forced to bath, she looked me up and down and then had the audacity to tell me i need to eat a salad because look like the blueberry girl from willwonkas factory. I began to cry but she also went at me and said my cry reminds her of Kims ugly crying face. I ran off and posted about it on my blog, but she found it and attacked me by saying she would hire a hitman to murder me and frame it on her sister, Kim. I was freaking out,,, i decided the only thing i could possibly do is get a 1 way ticket to Antarctica.

ill keep you updated... but i have to pack my bags and decide what Booty Booty pop juice Products i should throw out, and what ones to burn.

Love yall, besides Khloe.... #CancelKhloeKardasim

"You" the Netflix series. - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey yall have this

Hello Kardasims,

Greetings from France. I was wondering which is each of your favorite segment, without including the segments you each host? My favorite is listener response

Stay watermelon

PS: Khloe you don't pronounce France correctly

#kimsthebest #khloeisacockroach #kourtneysucks

Hello Kardasims,

Happy 81/82 episode. This is my very first time writing to Kardasim listener response. Normally I don't write but I just couldn't help myself, hearing how badly Kim is treated by her no name sisters Khloeroach and K what's-her-name. Kim has the best business in the world that helps millions find their inner truth and she also helped you two find fame. Without her your family would be living in total obscurity. She is also a great inventor - she invented Glow Glow Glow snake shampoo that helped women grow hair snakes to protect them from violence. She also invented the phrase that's so watermelon. She's without a today's Leonardo DiCaprio, the great inventor. So tell me why are you so jealous of her?

PS: Kourtney can you try to speak with more energy because I can barely hear your voice when listening to the podcast (not that you have anything interesting to say)

Temper tantrums: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Monday blues : So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey yall, if you guys can help, there's a group from another class from my school that really needs help in getting respondents for their survey (it can be anyone from anywhere). I hope you guys are able to do it, these ppl have rlly helped me with my stuff, it would be great if you guys could help them as a form of me helping them back.

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Rest assured you can trust that any information provided will be kept private and fully confidential, until Kris leaks them on twitter.

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this question is for Kourtney and Khloe. If you had the chance to replace Kim and the choices for replacement are Taylor, Kris ,Caitlyn, Nicki. Who would you pick and why? by the way I love you Khloe you are a true fighter and survivor and Kourtney you are so watermelon and well, the other one.... You are a horrible monster and Glow Glow Glow is the best product if you want to ruin yourself xoxo.

HI KWEEN KOURTNEY And the others......my question is who do think is the better singer Mariah Carey or Beyonce. #

Hey Khloe and Kourtney!!! And.. the other one, what was her name? anyways I’m Eden a true Queen so is Khole and Kourtney and the one that started with a C, or was it a K? I think her name was like Cim with like, a C. Kourtney you are so watermelon unlike someone named Cim with a C Khloe you are a true fighter and survivor CIM WITH A C IS JUST JEALOUS THAT YOUR HOT AND SHES NOT, And Cim Kanye was cheating on you with Kourtney. But other than that, Khloe, Kourtney, and Cim if you had to replace a sister who would it be? And why. I MEAN I UNDERSTAND IF ITS CIM SHES ANNOYING. LOVE YALL EXEPT FOR CIM!!!!!!!!!!! #KOURTNEYISOWATERMELON #KHLOEISATRUEFIGHTERANDSURVIVOR #KIMISFATANDUGLYSHESUCHABITCH

My name is Ethan Bootybash and I love listening to you Khhhhhhhloe the fighter, warrior and survivor and Kourtney the all-powerful, all-mighty And the other one whatever she's called I guess.I bought khems glow glow glow big booty bubble buster bottle for my great great great grandma boqueeshs 70th Birthday but when I opened the box it EXPLODED and sent her into orbit and to the moon and NASA had to do a search and rescue mission to get her back but when the rocket ship got close to her it blew up due to the radiation from the glow glow glow big booty bubble buster bottle which had stuck to my grandma and turned her skin PURPLE so then they had to call in Space X and fly Elon musk to grapple her off the moon with a super mega size crane but the radiation made the crane malfunction and go CRAZY which launched her to mars I eventually gave up and decided to buy Kourtney and Khloes no no no spaceship edition box and to my surprise it withstood the nuclear radiation from the glow glow glow big booty bubble buster and brought my grandma safely back to earth. I AM SUING YOU KHEM FOR SENDING MY GRANDMA TO MARS AND TURNING HER PURPLE DO NOT BUY HER BIOWEAPONS PEOPLE THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE You all need to buy no no no though it helped me through this TRAUMATIC event caused by Khem

Hey Kardasims 😌

First of all, as a biomedical scientist, I wanna say: Kim you will never be accepted by the academic community. Not as a biochemist, nor as a lawyer 🙃

As for my question:

We all Stan the one and only queen of rap, the icon, the mother of us all, the feature of every song: da Nicki Minach. But who of you 3 would be the best in a rap battle against da Nicki Minach & what would you rap about?

Love y'all!

PS: y'all crack me up in the "who is the smartest" segment, especially with the science terms 🤣🧪

Greetings from Belgium 🍺🍫🍟

#daNickiMinach #YouwillneverbearealbiochemistKim #Khloethetruefighterandsurvivor #kourtneytheunbotheredqueen

purrr.. purrrr... - purrs my cat

this message was from zeke

topic... :! IS UBER EATS SO WATERMELON OR NOT WATERMELON?!? !:

so i had uber eats yesterday and they left my fucking food on my door step by my door and when i opened my door my food fell. but i was like "whatever" but whenever i saw the driver he looked so disgusting but what was more disgusting was the food.. my hamburger had a bite on my patty and half of my drink was gone. but what was weird was that the driver had the most ugliest smirk on his face when i walked out and he licked his lips, but when i gave him a dirty look he flipped me.. so my question is is uber eats so watermelon or not watermelon?!?

and another question is.. have you guys ever see someone hot at a place and then gets upset whenever they leave and you never see them again?

Chirrp chirrp chirrp

this is shantaloosa writing from the basement of VANISH HQ

i managed to find a list of names of people Kehm had vanished into the purple glitch realm and i found one name that struck out to me the most. J. J. Simsmith, Trial participant #235.. this is the test subject/glow glow glow worker that Kim used to test her glow glow glow jacuzzi cleanser which accidentally turned into another bio weapon: deadly quicksand. little did we know, the quicksand suffocated people and threw them into the purple glitch realm which is a type of Upside Down Kim had created to vanish people who threaten to expose her evil deeds.. using my superpowers that i acquired once i transformed into a fighting and surviving kockroach, i found all the people who were presumed dead, all of them are imprisoned in that realm brain dead and forced to milk chocolate milk cows for kehm, and grow fields of purple watermelon. J j is the only lucid sim in this realm and his only words to me were: help. I slipped them Booty Booty Pop Juice Brain Rejuicing and now they’re all lucid and working to escape the purple glitch realm. kim’s end is near.. over and out.

PS: i have a question for khloe, how do you feel knowing you’re saving lives with your life changing product? and have you thought about starting your own produc Khlow Khlow Khlow?

Frienenemies so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasim! How are you all today? First I just want to say that Kim is the most watermelon sister, her glow glow glow perfume is simply the BEST perfume ever, all the boys are flocking over to me and everyone says I smell beautiful , the only minor problem is it makes my skin glow an unnatural pink colour and an old lady looked at me and passed out. Anyways Chloe you should really consider being less of a stupid bitch, it’s very annoying. And Kourtney my sister bought your No No No premium box and said she was extremely satisfied, so good job queen!

My question for all of you is if you had to pick a new letter for all of your names to start with what would it be?

And I have a special question for you Chloe why havent you started your own brand like your sisters have. I was thinking ho ho ho like Santa because you like cookies aswell.

P.s Kourtney is the 2nd most watermelon sister. Chloe is 3rd. Lol

bye bye ladies!

greetings kardasims from VeneSimela.

i just want to say that you guys are quite popular among sims here. questions for the true fighter and survivor the baddest bitch khloe. 2 days ago my neighbour bought glow glow glow shaving creme (i would never make that mistake). she wanted to shave her flappy bird and when she applied it on, her pussy turned into an orange soda can, releasing that awful orange soda smell and dozen of radioactive elements (ikr so HORRIBLE). next day she bought your miracle maker, booty booty pop juice strawberry boooyah and not only did it bring her punani back, it also shaved all of the excessive hair and made her SHINE. so how is the booty booty pop juice strawberry boooyah able to counter kim’s toxic biohazard shit? what is the secret formula?

love ya my revenge body queen 💅🍑😍👅🔥🥰😍😘

hello kardasim sisters🫶🍉, i was just watching the last episode of ‘Last celebrity to leave the island‘ and i had a question for the queen of fitness, anger issues and OCD, Khloe. do you feel iffy about Kourtney now that you’re starting to realize she is gaslightning and controlling everyone in the island, including you? or do you trust her?

i also wanna say something to the best businesswoman that has ever existed: Kourtney, i love your product, ive been having the most wonderful time imagining adventures in the No No No boxes. also i gotta say with you being so smart and so good at doing all the challenges in the island, i think you are going to be the last celebrity to leave.

P.S. lately i have been doubting if Khloe is the true fighter and survivor, ig ill stop doubting depending when she leaves the island.

i love you all 😘 Kim the cutest struggling business woman, Khloeoe the true fighter and survivor???, and Kourtney the smartest of them all

Hello kardasims, I saw that kim made a new glow glow glow juice orange soda flavored and I tried it and I sounded like kris I now use booty booty pop juice and DONT sound like Kris anymore kim what is in glow glow glow? Have a good day khloe and kourtney but not Kim go to jail I’m sueing you #imsueingkim #glowglowglowsucks #bootybootypopjuiceisthebest #kourtneyslays #khloeslays #kimisew

This is a cease and desist notice:

To whom it may concern:

My name is Elizabeth SimHolmes. You might recognize that name. I'm am the founder, president and CEO of SimTheranos. You have used our "one drop of blood" technology for your "Glow Glow Glow" products. (As described in episode 80)In just a drop of blood, we can tell you what Glow Glow Glow to buy"

Upon researching Glow Glow Glow and finding over 10,000 negative reviews, we must ask you to stop using our methodology and technology to save your failing business. We at SimTheranos do not wish to be associated with the Glow Glow Glow brand. Any further action from Glow Glow Glow regarding SimTheranos will result legal action

Sincerely,

Elizabeth SimHolmes

For the kardasims, I wanted to ask if you 3 weren't in Last Celebrity to leave the island wins who do you think would win (Also i believe either Khloe, Kourtney, or De Nicki Minaj will win) for Listener response

Pineapple soda, Watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Khloe and Kourtney, and stupid bitch Kim

I just wanted to say Khloe is the ultimate fighter and survivor and Kourtney is such a bad bitch, my question is for Kim’s stupid ass WHY TF ARE YOU NOT BEING INCLUSIVE WITH YOUR PRODUCTS!?!? I say this because I recently was going to buy booty booty pop juice and as I went to go get some, booty booty pop juice had recently come out with a new product called booty booty pop juice:Pride edition, I got some of that new collection and as I pass by I also see that Kourtney had also made a Pride edition with her no no no products and I bought that as well, let me just say I am VERY SATISFIED with both of these products! It made me wonder why TF Kim hasn’t come out with anything like that(probably cause she’s a stupid bitch) so KIM EXPLAIN! ARE YOU NOT A SUPPORTER OR WHAT???

#Khloefighterandsurvivor #Kourtneyubotheredqueen #Kimisabitch

so my name is Nate and i bought a no no no “blackest box” for my cat to use as a bed and it was $6,000,000 which at the time was very reasonable. so i receive it in the mail and its pretty small so i just take it in the house, but when i put my cats blanket it in it, it just disappeared!! the blanket was gone just like that 🫰

thankfully i hadn’t put my cat in but i reached in and tried to pull the blanket out but it didn’t work, and the blanket was gone. kourtney, im not mad but can you please explain????? also i want a replacement for his favorite blanket because that was really rude >:(

PS kem i hate you and glow glow glow

khloe hayyyy girl

#nonono #morelikegogogo #away #becausemycatsblanketisgone

Hello Kardasim sisters!!! Greetings from Sri Lanka ❤️

This question is for Kim, the Glow Glow Glow serial killer. You have 3 failed marriages so far, and your business is and has always been failing. Why do you think everything you do in life ends up in failure? Is it because you're stupid? Is it because you're dumb? Or is it because you're just unlucky?

Btw Kourtney, I got your extra large No No No box with extra nothing in it. When I opened it, I imagined that it was filled with strawberry soda and Taylor Sim albums and it made me so happy. Well worth the $2.5 million I paid for it. And Khloe, you're so smart for figuring out that the "V" in "V-neck" stood for ventilation.

hi so watermelon kardasim sisters! (except Kim) i have a VERY serious question for Kim...

a few days ago, i ordered the limited edition Glow Glow Glow Booty Booty Yum Yum Juice, and let me tell you. It was one of the WORST decisions I have ever made, because it made my ass literally DEFLATE like a balloon.....I've never been so traumatized in my life. I have had about 11 surgeries to fix it...but it is NOT working. I DEMAND a refund, and when you say no (i know you will), i already have all 26 of my lawyers on this case. see u in court sis! p.s. khloe, keep on fighting and surviving, dont let people hate. kourtney, keep on being an unbothered queen

Sooo, Kardasims, I Decided I’d do some fanart Of our queen, fighter and survivor,

Khloé Kardasim!

Heyo! I wanted to start by saying that Kim and Kourtney are so watermelon and that stupid bitch Khloe is an old rotten watermelon. I just wanted to thank Kim for her Glow Glow Glow all in one hygenie cream. After reading the 469 paged instruction manual, I learned it was shampoo, conditioner, face wash, deodorant, lotion, toothpaste, mouthwash, hand soap, dish soap, and foundation! I thought it was great for my bug problem! Did you think I was going to put this anywhere near my body?? God no! I don't want to die from all the chemicals. However, it worked wonders in fumagating my house and I didn't even need to put the ugly house covering on. All the bugs were gone in less than 10 minutes, but I did have to wait 15 hours for all the chemicals to evaporate, but it was still way quicker than before. 10/10 bug killer and it was so cheap! Only $1.25 for two gallons! Thanks so much Kim the toxic and deadly watermelon queen!

PS: Booty booty pop juice tastes taste like dirt and I had to get my stomach pumped when I tried it, so expect to hear from my team of 20 lawyers, Khloe. Thankfully, I had a no no no box with biohazard protection that was designed for glow glow glow to throw away the DEADLY rest of booty booty pop juice.

I was inspired by the talks of fanart as of late, so I had to make some fan art of the skinny legend and icon Kourtney!

#fanart #nonono #kourtneykardasim

Hi sisters! You all are Sooo watermelon!

khloe, I drank some booty booty pop juice when I was driving, then I saw a glow glow glow hotel, glow glow glow cars, and and glow glow glow pets. Kim, what is this?

The actual dentist, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Heya came from Africa but hiiiii

Khole the fighter and surviver what if you made a video with de Nicky manaj and what would the song name be?

Kim the best business women

Imagine your ass was so big but would you love it or you will hate it?

Kourtney the careless and sarcastic sister

What if you switched body's with de Nicky manaj when khole did the music video with de Nicky manaj what would you do?

SLAYYYYYYY Y'ALL BYEEEE😁

(If ur struggling to pronounce, just pronounce it as question mark)

Hi Kardasim Sisters, I have go back past episodes cuz the points are soo off so i have to go back to every episode on whose the smartest and if theres confusion, i am gonna concluded that which sister has the Closest Correct Definition and not The Word's Definition reminding to Your Definition.

2019: Khloe

Kourtney: 4

Kim: 2.5

Khloe: 4.5

2020: Kim

Kourtney: 7.5

Kim: 9

Khloe: 8

2021: Kim

Kourtney: 8

Kim: 11

Khloe: 9.5

2022: Kim

Kourtney: 2.5

Kim: 5.5

Khloe: 2.5

2023: Nonr

Kourtney: 1.5

Kim: 0.5

Khloe: 0.5

Overall Points:

Kourtney: 23

Kim: 28.5/3

Khloe: 24.5/1

In My Opinion of their answers, Khloe Won 2019 with 4.5 Points with Kourtney with 4 and Kim Last with 2.5 Points. Kim Won 2020 With 9 When Khloe Has 8 and Kourtney Has 7.5. Kim Won 2021 With 11 Points When Khloe Has 9.5 Points and Kourtney Has 8 Point. Kim Won 2022 With 5.5 Points When Kourtney and Khloe Tied With 2.5. As Of Episode 80 of 2023, The Creator of No No No has 1.5 while the rest have 0.5 points.

Kim Unfortunaly won 3 Years in a row while Khloe Won Once While Kourt didnt win a single year. I hope that you 2 can catch up and Khloe, if you went into the overall score, Kim is still the smartest, so, i hope that yall can make Kim Stop Reading Those Lawyer Bullshit Books cuz they increase Smartness even though shes the dumbest af.

Love you all Except For Kim Cuz i have a scar in my head and have permanent baldness that caused from Her Glow Glow Glow Hair Fertilizer which is actually for killing Plants, Glass, Buildings and Pigs and thank you Khloe For Your Booty Booty Pop Hair Rejuvination that growed my hair in a Single Day And Kourt's No No No Anti-Explosion Box cuz i quickly used it after my explosion of my hair.

Makeup Product FDA... so watermelon or so NOT watermelon

Knock off booty booty pop juice... So watermelon.. or so NOT watermelon

Hello my favorite Kardasim Sisters, I have a BIG question regarding Kem, and Khloe and Kourtney you NEED to listen. If you guys didnt know i live in the same neighborhood as Kim, And for the past weeks ive heard numerous Whispers and crys coming from Kims basement, i was on a walk when it began, it felt like they wanted me to go down there, I knew something was up when i called the police to investigate, but when they came in her home, i never saw them leave.... So my question is... KIM, WHAT IS IN YOUR BASEMENT.

Update: Khloe and Kourtney, i need your help.... I think im gonna be next... ive heard strange noises in my house.. they talk to me saying things like "buy glo glo go" or " Your next" ..... I dont know how much time i have left..

#KimisaKILLER #DontTrustKim

Selena Simgez (Gomez), so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello to the kockroach Khloe, skinny legend and icon Kourtney and the watermelon queen Kem.

So I was walking in my local forest and to my surprise saw that there was an illegal dump of expired booty booty pop juice defiling the area! It has contaminated the plants, animals, and nearby river. There are hundreds of dead fish all around the river with big booties, and multiple dead deer nearby with BBPJ bottles stuck on their noses. Now, I recently saw on the news that Khloe bought half of BBPJ and has been the face of the company for a long time, so Khloe, now as the co-owner and face of BBPJ, did you know of this?! Poluting nature is so NOT watermelon.

I tried contacting BBPJ customer service, and when it was finally my turn and I told them the situation, I was called a stupid bitch and the phone hung up. So I desperately called No No No customer service to see if they could help, and they generously and graciously sent over boxes of No No No More Spray to use on the BBPJ illegal dump, and luckily the dump started to neutralize safely slowly but surely.

Now, sadly, most of the damage has already been done to the area. The province will be filing a lawsuit for the chemical pollution that was done by BBPJ. Thank you to the skinny legend and icon Kourtney, for helping us when BBPJ failed to do so; that's SOOO watermelon of you! <3

#bootybootynojuice #sonotwatermelon #cancelthejuice

Hey watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney and that other dumb bitch whats her name kris or is it John? Oh who cares she is a background character in every movie I have a question for the watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney have you ever thought about shipping your background character to a different country far far away from you all I feel it would be so much more peaceful without that whiny ass around you should consider! Love you guys but not you John 😘 ps I watch y’all all the time byeeeeee

The end of the world…. So watermelon or so NOT watermelon

Hello My favorite Sim-Sisters , Khloe, the star of the podcast, Kourtney, the spokesperson who keeps the podcast thriving, and the other one who is most likely going to be the cause for the end of the world because of her biohazardous products she creates ( aka kim). i had wanted to reach out to you to Report my Dangerous Encounter i experienced about a week ago while i had been going out with kim for a date. It began when i met Kim at a café in Sim York, while i was there i ran into Kim. I used to date her before she was famous, so we decided to go out and re live old memories. She invited me To her 12 Story Mansion and gave me a tour, then she brought me downstairs and offered me some of her new ”Orange soda Tea” it looked good and i had a sip, i began to feel tired and i passed out. Upon waking i was in chains, and i had rashes all over, i was in a chamber and i had a tag on me reading “Test subject 7000” i saw Kim coming towards my cell carrying a box of off brand booty booty pop juice products that had “glo glo glo” labels slapped on them. me being self aware of her dangerous products i knew i could NOT let her use them on me. when she came in i used my Fighting skills and dropkicked her in the face, Then i broke out by smashing the chains and i ran out of the mansion and to another country, i now take therapy classes to deal with this tragic occurrence and i have night terrors and frequently wet the bed because of it.

#cancelkim #killingkim. #imcomingtokimshouseandpushingherdownawell

Ps: Im pretty sure i hit her near her forehead so if u get the chance take a look, as always stay watermelon u guys (besides kim, let that bitch choke)

kylie simmer's son new name aire simster: so watermelon or not so watermelon

p.s. love ya khloe and kourtney you are so watermelon

hello watermelon sisters, i have a question for khloe the most watermelon shaped sister there is, where is your revenge body? you keep talking about this supposed revenge body but i dont see it? and more importantly stop threatening booty hole pics, its not in anymore its all abt feet pic now. Love u watermelon sister keiym <3

#glowglowglow

#notspon

#stopbootybootypopjuice

#ye

hi kardasims!!

thanks for responding to my question from the previous podcast 🍉

this question is for khloe and kourtney: recently, i have moved in to my brand new NO NO NO mansion for $495 million dollar, what a deal!! but unexpectedly, i saw a GIGANTIC tree in the middle of my courtyard that i havent bought before, and the engraving on the tree bark read “ you’ll be expecting a lawsuit soon BETHANY for lying to the public about the glow glow glow seeds”

khloé and kourtney, im scared 😨 i have done nothing but spread the truth about that SLUT kem‘s shit company🙄 what do i do??

i just bought the thats so watermelon hoodie and its so watermelon 🍉

stay watermelon!! 🍉

i have actually listened to this entire podcast a total of 5 times!

love from SIMgapore 🇸🇬

please visit soon !!!!

bethany <3

🍓>🍊

#khloefighterandsurvivor #kimglowglowglowdemon

#kourtneyqueen

Celebrity baby names, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SKATEBOARDING!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon?

CRYING CHILDREN!? So Watermelon or so not watermelon?

ICE CREAM!!! (any flavor) So watermelon or so not watermelon?

DOGS!!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon?

PIZZA!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

SNOW! So watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

SAMURI!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

NINJA'S!!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Black Cats! so not watermelon or so watermelon?🍉

WHO'S THE SMARTEST!? what does the word 'Epistemophilia' mean?

WHO'S THE SMARTEST!? what does the word 'Agathokakological' mean?

WHO'S THE SMARTEST!? what does the word 'antiestablishmentarianism' mean? (its a long one lol)

WHO'S THE SMARTEST!? what does the word 'Xanthophyceae' mean?