EPISODES 83 & 84 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

LISTENER RESPONSE

‼️🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! 🚨‼️

Khloe 😍😍I need you to put on your kockroach straps and prepare to fight and survive the confidential information I’m about to tell you and Kourtney 🥸 get ready to call Kim a stupid bitch 🙄✋🏽

It all started when I purchased Khloe’s fruit salad flavored booty booty pop juice with the strawberry soda flavored packaging 🍓🍓🍓. On the day my package arrived, I heard a knock on my door. Upon opening it, I saw a bunch of glow glow glow lizards dressed up in suits. 🦎They put a bag over my head and kidnapped me!! They threw my weak, fragile, and petite body into a vehicle of some sort and drove off. After they tied my arms behind my back, they took off my bag and I was SHOCKED to not only see Kim staring me in the face with her ugly black turtle neck on but KANYE SIMWEST sitting right next to her!!! 😱😱😱

Kanye went into detail about how he is the owner of Vanish and how he’s been secretly collaborating with Kim to take down booty booty pop juice and No No No and all the people who buy it! This is why you hear so many reviews of sims saying Kim has sabotaged the products they bought from Khloe and Kourtney. After telling me this, we get to the glow glow glow factory and Kim and her lizard goons forced me into a doctors chair and tie my arms and legs to the chair. They inject me with the Glow Glow Glow City Destroyer Brain Altering Monster Serum and within five minutes I was transformed into a glozilla monster. Kim told me my mission was to destroy all of the No No No and Booty Booty pop juice factories and as I was on the way to complete my mission De Nicki Mineh, Taylor, and Beyonce Simknowles appeared and literally kicked my ass and kicked all the glow glow glow lizard goons asses and fed me a booty booty pop juice drink and I returned back to normal.

I am shocked at the lengths kim will go to to destroy cities and ruin the lives of people who wanna support Khloe and Kourtney!! Kim do you care to explain?????!!!! Also Khloe thank you for saving my life. If it wasn't for booty booty pop juice, I would have been a goner. I have the motherlode hookup if this booty booty pop juice thing goes south Khloe. Kim, this is why Khloe ate your birthday cake you stupid bitch. Khloe and Kourtney are so watermelon and Kim you WILL be hearing from my lawyers. Stan Taylor and Mariah. Also if I didn't say this already, Kim you're a stupid bitch. Love u Khloe and Kourtney!! Stay watermelon, Jose 😍

BILLIONAIRES watermelon or so not watermelon?

Portal (The Game) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Kingdom Hearts

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

(listener response)

Hello my beauties. KHLOE AND KOURTNEY.

I wanted to tell you guys about something VERY crazy that happened the other day.

so i was minding my own business at the library, and suddenly i overhear a phone call made by Khim.

FIRST OF ALL.......... WHY ON EARTH are you making a phone call in the one place YOU KNOW is THE quietest place anywhere?????

I was SHOCKED by the monstrosities i had to hear. And no i was not eavesdropping YOU WERE JUST TALKING .... IN. THE. LIBRARY............ WHERE. YOU. ARE. SUPPOSED. TO BE! QUIET!😡

....anyway..

while i was TRYING to concentrate on my schoolwork, I hear this whining seagull type of voice saying something about making a product, more specifically a "scrumptious lip ointment, which will give you the most VOLOUMTIOUS EXPLOSION OF LIPS you have ever seen".

i realized right then and there it was khim.

now at first, i didn't think anything of it, until i heard her mention something about NUCLEAR ELEMENTS which she was gonna use, to make the lipgloss. she also had a prototype with her in the library, and she was trying to make the library receptionist try the lipgloss. AKA the library would have EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!

so of course.... i had to step in.

I RAN TOWARDS THE RECEPTIONIST (or the library keeper, idk what they're called) AND SNATCHED IT FROM HER HANDS, JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO PUT IT ON. i told her what i overheard, but i was interrupted by kim so many times, as she was trying to deny deny deny what i overheard.... so the receptionist still managed to put on the lipgloss...............................................................................................

unfortunately...................she is in a coma right now, but i was told she will get better. 😉

her lips completely exploded, to the point where her TEETH FELL OUT and her jaw bone is fractured...............................She almost lost her life.

KHIM.......... i DO NOT even want to hear you saying "oh yea, this was just a test run......... the wrong chemicals got in the lipgloss micture.....blahblahblah...."

NO!

WE NEED YOU TO STOP! DOING WHAT YOURE DOING because everything you do leads to DISASTER.

khloe and kourtney, keep rockin it!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Homonyms (Words that spell/sound the same but have different meanings) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

People pretending to be the real Kardashia- I mean, Kardasims. So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hey there sisters! I have a questions for the successful businesswoman Kim - I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Poossy Poppin' Pesticide, and used it on my garden, but it turns out that now I have an ant infestation. Not only that, but the ants keep glow glow glowing in the dark as if they were radioactive and when i approached one of them I heard it go "whyyyy?" in my ear. I figured I would ask what to do here since it's more likely to get an answer on the podcast than on the Glow Glow Glow customer service hotline. Thanks, and a big hug to the star of the podcast Kourtney Kardasim <3

(Listener Response)

Hello Kardasim Sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and the other one.

I would like to ask for help, I am currently stuck in a GlowGlowGlow factory 😒, because I tried to ask for a refund on the GlowGlowGlow helpline (after waiting 2 years 😞) and after 30 seconds I was KIDNAPPED 😱 and thrown into the dungeon underneath the factory 😡, thankfully I still had my phone which is where I am asking for help 🤕. Its been almost 30 minutes without food or water 😤. Please HURRY 😢 as I am stuck here with a BRITISH 🇬🇧girl who keeps talking about this place called PigWarts or something 😒. Pls help 😢and I think I hear Kris in the other cell too 😰.

PS: I hope Caitlin and Kris makes a guest appearance on the podcast 😍

XOXO, Simzalabim

Khloe is a wannabe fighter and survivor and kourtney is the best. My question is what do you think of Kris also can you please bring back talking about recent videos? I love you guys so much! PS Kim is a a simp for Kanye. Peace!

hi everyone i all of love you a lot except khem, she is my least favorite and i don't wanna talk about her horrible business that made hundreds of death. yes that right. I bought one of her new serums called "Glow Glow Glow Strawberry Soda Perfume" and was it horrible. I gave it to my friend, Kylie Jenner. I think you guys know her but her body got a 1st degree burn and her precious face got deformed because of your product. i tried calling your help services but they said that you, yes you khem, wanted to deformed everyone's face with that product. My dear Kylie is now suffering because of this and her sister, Kendall will be suing you. Same as me. Khloe and Kourtney please help me I beg you

hello to the MOST watermelon sisters in the world ,yes I am talking about Kim as well,I have questions for each of you, Khole:Love your personality and attitude you bring to a room I tried your booty booty pop juice and LOVED it 10/10 keep up the good btw you are my fav kardasim sister, next up is kourtney: you are so chill and I love the way you speak your mind like people need to know that you are just being honest and I also love you iconic ”NO” , and last but not least is Kim: I tried your glow glow glow under eye cream because my eyes needed to be smoother and the second I put it on it look I like I had bug eyes but I didn’t know that until 1 month after my recover because I couldn’t see a thing and the doctors said that they have NEVER seen something so bad ,I WILL be suing you ni matter how long it takes because you made me miss my prom.Still love all of you though.Love from NC USA🫶🏽

hello, Kardasim sisters I have very important news to tell you guys. i am a student at simOxford University studying biochemistry, recently I've found a list of past students and i find the name Kim Kardasim. i looked more into it and apparently, 20 years ago, kim got her phd in biochemistry at simoxford and not only that, but she also has a degree and masters in weaponry and military administration. THIS IS BIG!! Kim has studied not only how to create bio-weapons, but also how to run the military. are you planning on using glow glow glow to take over the world Kim?

Turtlenecks: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

One more thing, I ate protein cookies and they were delicious, because I'm a fighter and surviver like Khloé

Hi fellow listeners, I'm bringing this back I set up AI chat bots of the sisters in character.ai You can chat to them and an AI will try to be in character for them. Btw PLEASE feel free to share screenshots of some of your conversations, the bots can get SO hilarious I'd love to see them Kim: https://c.ai/c/9LtHf7gWt-YW8fCmLcXYiCCc1AOO6sYjt2EhotPwaF4

Khloe: https://c.ai/c/YOHw16otex-MVYESsbna3XSMGK-_k3WMXKweuFFMyrk

Kourtney: https://c.ai/c/vHqZ2wrKz1WBMaFVlM3JQ69GuqGlrwSu1s0TyU1V_18

Bayonetta: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?

Talking with a voice like you're dead inside: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the most watermelon, the fighter and surviver and cockroach with a K and owner of the podcast, Khloé Kardasim, not you Kim and hey Kourtney. This is my first time leaving a question here but I watch all of yr episodes.Kim I used your Glow Glow Glow freshener to remove the acne on my face , I had to read the twelve page instructions manual with a magnifying glass, when I used in the morning like the instructions manual said , it exploded in my face right after putting it on, I was rushed to the hospital and I had a 72 hour surgery to remove the freshener chemicals that exploded on my face, I then went to get a Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon Slice of cake orange soda and the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon strawberry soda and it made my day , and surprisingly it healed the surgery I had on my face from Kim's Bio weapon 🔪 and my face was new and fresh . Thank you so much Khloé, I hate u Kim.

❤️Imi from Sim Africa

Lip fillers so watermelon or not so watermelon

#whoisthesmartest macula

#whoisthesmartest lunate

#whoisthesmartest navicular

#whoisthesmartest scaphoid

#whosthesmartest areola

Hi Khloe, and Qourtney. I recently tried Khem's limited edition Bombastic Booty Banana Scented Hair Bottle. Following absolutely none of the steps, it immediately cleansed my hair of dandruff and dirt. My hair was the most luxurious and lush as it ever was. As a common buyer of BBPJ, this shocked me. Jk my roots ripped off of my head and all my hair INCLUDING HAIR NOT ON MY HEAD fell off and blood gushed from my head because a layer of my skin was burned off. I'm writing this in the ICU. Kim, I'm suing you for 800 billion dollars (10 times the net worth of Glow Glow Glow and you and your entire family). I hope you enjoy your life sentence.

Hey there Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim, my family craves watermelon and we will probably buy one in the next week or so. Question for Kim, did you learn the lesson that glow glow glow does not make everything better? Khloe and Kourtney, would you call your mom again to make a makeup video for glow glow glow where Kim's gonna put her new products and see her skin burn again? PS: I tried to find the sourced links that Kim used to say that glow glow glow is worth it but all I saw on the screen is nothing but this website doesn't exist. ARE YOU FORGING LINKS JUST TO JUSTIFY GLOW GLOW GLOW'S EXISTENCE KIM? Also, stop making reasons that don't hold water Kim, except for the that's so watermelon phrase you invented that, I re-watched the video over and over again to notice every detail, going back to what I was saying, your reasons on justifying glow glow glow's existence are not holding water, Taylor is better than you and no that's not Bullying, that's just truth, Khloe is the fighter and survivor, Kourtney is the unbothered queen, so watermelon. Anyways, I always put my characters on this podcast on my mind just correcting Kim's mistakes which spans the entirety of the podcast except for the that's so watermelon credit. Love from the Philippines, and no Kim this is not Philadelphia or Pennsylvania, Philippines is an independent nation from Southeast Asia, I kow more things than you, so learn your Geography Kim. If this gets a lot of likes, just know that those accounts are not made by me, and my family's salaries are only like 448.31 dollars. As always I appreciate your patience you three.

The glowzilla monster so watermelon or so not watermelon

Zombies so watermelon or so not watermelons

KARDASIMS SISTER PLEASE HELP ME

I recently moved into a city and I was very exited and I was 6 months into my new apartment but then one day I was out for lunch when a car crashes into the restaurant. The driver of the seat breaks though the window and stars eating a customer. I start panicking and I run out when I see chaos in the city. there were people running in the streets and zombie like creatures attacking ant bitting other people. As I was running trying to call 911 a bus that was driving suddenly flips to reveal a horde of zombies heading right towards us. everyone starts panicking when all of a sudden a plane with a busted engine falls right towards the street I’m in. As the plane crashed I black out. I wake up lying in the streets in the middle of the knight and littered everywere are dead bodies and zombies looking for survivors to take down. As I wake up a bunch of zombies head right towards me and I run into an apartment building, I looked outside a window and see the city in chaos fires taking over building helicopters and screaming along with the military trying to defend the city from the undead. I look down into the street and I see a survivor. the survivor puts on glow glow glow hand sanatizer I can tell because of the book attacked to it. As he puts is on he passes out and 30 seconds later he wakes up as a zombie. I then realize this all happened because of Kim kardasim the bankrupt wannabe lawyer. as i realize this a giant explosion is seen from one of the glow glow factories and i see a mist of infection. I begin to run and avoiding all zombies I get into a bus to avoid the zombies and the mist . I shut the exit then I wait out the mist . As the fog slowly consumes every thing I search for supplies and I get a bag with food and this phone so now I am waiting out the fog as I type this.

Kim this is all your fault and I hope this infection get to you and by the way this apacolypse isn’t being told to the public to save Kim

This is clearly your fault because the zombies have a big ass and green skin and slowly mumble

“New glow glow glow products buy now“

Kardasim sisters please help me

Love from [Redacted]

Hello to the most watermelon sisters (esp Khloe) i made my first salad at home today and it turned out so watermelon and omg i loved it so much. You guys have changed my perspective on salad, i wasn't a salad person before but now i love salad, thank you for being a good influence. If you've any, can you share your fave salads I'd love to try 🍉💗🥗🌟

Saying that someone wrote a nice comment about Glow Glow Glow but not showing anyone else said comment : so watermelon or so not watermelon

Using words that don't exist in the dictionary and pretending they do: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Listen response questions meant to instigate a dispute: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Talking about running a business when you don't own any : so watermelon or so not watermelon

Blaming your sisters and family for your temper tantrums: so watermelon or so not watermelon

#ThatsSoWatermelon

Armpit Hair - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Wildfires: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Snow in Californsim: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

#ThatsSoWatermelon : Met Gala - so watermelon or so not watermelon also I love you Khloe. You are my idol. Continue fighting and surviving 😤

#whoisthesmartest monocotyledon

#WhoIsTheSmartest

Hello Kardasims!

I need to speak with Kim. Kim, I’m not sure if I should be hating you or loving you right now. Let me explain:

A month ago I bought your orange soda perfume at the black market since it was not approved to sell in stores. At home I tried it out. When I sprayed it on my neck, a plume of blue and yellow flames shot out and I instantly lost consciousness.

I woke up in the hospital in a quarantine room that had four glass walls, and several doctors were watching me from the other side. They explained to me that I had gone into a week long coma and they needed to monitor the genetic mutations they were observing in my dna. That’s when I saw my reflection in the mirror. I now had a huge ass and boobs, and my waist had shrunk! It was my dream body, but I also noticed I was slightly glowing, and they explained I developed bioluminescence from my genetic mutations. After a month of isolation, the doctors let me go home deeming that I wasn’t a threat to anyone’s health.

Kim, what the fuck. I mean thanks for the dream body, but are you sure this is really a perfume?? By the way Kourtney, the glass walls had small No No No logos in the corners. Congratulations on expanding into the medical field, what are your future plans for the company?

Ps my name is not my real name, the doctors just encouraged me to stay anonymous so I am not captured and tested on again.

#ThatsSoWatermelon

Mother's Day? So Watermelon, or So NOT Watermelon?

Kris Jenner, that's so watermelon or Not watermelon you stupid b

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hi sisters! Except for Khiem..

Hi Khloe the only fighter and survivor and Hi to the most successful, monotone, business woman, Kourtney. You guys are the best duo 😜

I have been listening to your podcast since day 1 and I've been watching your videos since forever and I love them! The reason I'm writing this is because I received a Glow Glow Glow product at my doorstep but I knew Glow Glow Glow (Trash Trash Trash) is the WORST COMPANY FULL OF LIARS so I threw the box away. A few hours later I decided to go to the grocery store but my grandma said she would go instead, She was pulling out of the drive way and I saw a big bomb with a big Glow Glow Glow sticker. I was about to stop my grandma until it blew up and killed my grandma 😭 I heard bushes rustling and I turned around and saw black hair swoop away in the wind and an empty orange soda can on the ground. Khiem, I AM FURIOUS! 😡 I have been trying to reach out to Glow Glow Glow customer service but they said they weren't available 😤 I'm currently writing this at her funeral and soon after this, I'll be seeing you in court 😠😠

- KhloesCockroachandKourtneysBox

#WhosTheSmartest

Craptastic

#ThatsSoWatermelon

chemical burns from “FBA” approved skincare,

so watermelon or so not watermelon?

#Word for “Who’s the Smartest?”

Beggarly

#OMG you guys.

I can NOT believe that Kem wore a real chicken as a hat to the Sim Met-Gala?!! Last year she damaged peppa pig’s dress and now she is wearing chickens on red carpets. Answer me this Kim… how do you sleep at night?

xoxo

#MetGala #roblox

Hi sisters! No this isn't James Charles.

I have a question for the liar and manipulator Khem. How did trying one of your products on camera feel? You didn't seem to be enjoying putting that so called great product on your face. You even ended it with a WHYYYYYYYY which was music to my ears.

Btw hi Khloe and Kourtney, You're so watermelon. Stay away from that glow glow glow monster.

10-in-1 Body Wash: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi sisters Except for Kim.

My question is for Kourtney and Khloe Kardasim, What made you think that the strawberry soda was better than the orange soda? It's like both of you hate orange people and orange, Orange lives matter And also I can hear Khloes booty clapping 3 planets away it's too large, thank you.

Hi sisters except for Kim

my question is for Kourtney and Khloe. How did it feel watching Kim finally put on the Glow Glow Glow in the short? was it satisfying to see her go through that unbearable pain and suffering, the same kind of pain and suffering felt by SEVERAL PEOPLE ACROSS THE GLOBE?!?!??!? I especially loved when she started crying at the end.

anyways love you Kourtney and Khloe, especially your guys products No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice. Kim screw you.

#staywatermelonKourtneyandKhloe

Hello Kardasim sisters. I’ve been listening to you guys since 2019, big fan! I’ve heard you guys promote/plug your products on here. However, I noticed that none of you 3 sing about them. That being said which of the following artist would you hire to write a jingle about your products. Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Lana or Ye. I think this could really boost sales

Topic: 80s Fashion. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Topic: met gala , so not watermelon or watermelon?🤭

Hello to the noalicious Kourtney, kockroach queen Khloe and orange Kehm,

I'm glad Kehm liked my fan art of her, even though she took it as half-shade. I drew it inspired by real-time events shared my simgm and I just want her to embrace the crier and survivor she is instead of being a denier and loser. It's okay to cry Kehm, your cries are so powerful that they literally go through isolated walls! That's like a superpower! Maybe you can use it next time you are all in a dangerous situation to destroy the eardrums of the enemy?🍊

Shortly after sharing the fanart, Kehm contacted me and commissioned me to make an ad for her new Glow Glow Glow Glowing Perfume. Now, whilst making the ad, I was contacted by the The Nuclear Regulatory Commission themselves and told it is mandatory to put all three of the radioactive/biohazard warning signals on the ad to warn the consumers of its dangers, not only because of the perfume itself but also because the bottle was made with radioactive uranium glass! Kehm, what the hell?! ☢️☠️

You told me you were turning a new flower (not a new leaf, but a new flower?) and were working on making the company more environmentally friendly and safer, and that's how you convinced me to work with you. You lied to make me work with you!!! I wanted to help and save humanity and simanity from the dangers of Glow Glow Glow but I suppose that was naive of me and is impossible as long as the Glow Glow Glow Demon owns it! 🔥💔

SO NOT WATERMELON KEHM! ❌🍉

PS. She also never payed me!

#NonoGlow #DenierAndCrier #GlowGlowGlowDemon

Hello Kardasims, I have a poem for Khloe :

Here's an open letter to a girl with a big derriere!

Whose attitude on this podcast always makes me lose my hair

She's a nasty, fake blonde skank who calls herself "your host"

Without the help of her sisters, her job would be toast!

She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand

She's just so full of bullshit, she has to double flush the can!

She buys two pairs of the same jeans, one size six, and one size eight

So when she wears the smaller ones, you'll ask if her ass gained weight

She's not the queen you think she is and hair looks like a wig.

There's thick black hair between her ass and that is what makes it big!

She's a phony, scheming, bitch hoe and she is a cockroach to step on

She steals and lies, and she's evil and she's worse than Glow Glow Glow.

It's Chloe!

...

Kourtney you're the TRUE fighter and survivor and Kim you have the biggest and juicest booty

Hello to the most cool & calm sister Kourtney, the real fighter and survivor,and watermelon sister Khloe 🍉🍉and flop business woman Kem. My main reason for commenting here is about Kem. OMG what the hell is the new Glow Glow Glow skin refresher!!??? Honey I watched the video of you trying it and you looked like a stupid b*tch (maybe bcoz u are one💁). But anyway Kem, you need immediate help . Something or everything is WRONG!!!😐

Ps: Khloe you deserve the world coz the booty booty pop juice is AMAZING!! 😍

Hi there kardaslays (except for kimberly). I have a question. I bought the new glow glow glow lip kit for my sisters birthday. The problem is, it arrived 8 months late and my sisters funeral is in 2 weeks because she DIED while applying it. I am crying and listening to taylor Swifts 'midnights' right now to calm down. I am considering suing glow glow glow for this. So my question is, Khloe and Kourtney if you could destroy glow glow glow as a a brand forever would you do it?

Listener Respond] Hello Kardasim sisters. How's it going girls? Except for Kim. Hope your life and other Kim versions in other dimensions's lifes are full of disasters now. And if any of that is not, I will pray for it instead of hope. Well last weekend, My friend gave me the Glow Glow Glow body wash, she bought it as souvenir in her Antarctica trip. At first, I dind't think much at that time since I already have body wash, so I decided to donate it for charity or orphanage. But three days ago, my house ran out of body wash so my boyfriend gave your Glow Glow body wash a try. AND WHAT THE F**K happened is he TURNED TO A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME AFTER USING YOUR glow glow glow PRODUCT. His chest and ass started to pop to oversize and they are even bigger than mine. HE STOLE MY BRA WHEN I WAS NOT LOOKING AND LEFT. But that's not everything. After that he texted "I'm a girl now, I can't love you anymore, can we just be sister and let me find a man". I don't need to tell more. Kim, what the f**k did you put in that product that changed my boyfriend from a man to a woman? Physically and even mentally. You stole my boyfriend Kim, I lost my boyfriend because of you!. We already planned everything for the wedding in July this year, my fairy tale just end by you stole my boyfriend away from me. I. HATE. YOU! miss Homewrecker West. And 1 more question Kim, why did you have a Glow Glow Glow factory? Shop? Place... in Antarctica? I heard that no one lives there but the military and government people that are researching or on mission. So the rumors are true, you actually inventing dangerous weapon masquerading in a beauty brand Glow Glow Glow. Now I believe Khloe and Kourtney after like 80 episodes of them trying to tell everyone about your bussiness. #Kim_he_side_chick #Kim_the_homewrecker

Kehm's Glow Glow Glow Skin Refresher product tutorial: So watermelon, or so not watermelon?

Hi, the real fighter and survier, Kheim❤️✨️I bought the new GlowGlowGlow lip scrub and it was absolutely awesome and fantastic and everyone was flocking to me and trying to kiss me 😘😍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨(yayzerz) but when I was playing with my purple Furby I put the scrub on it and it started flying an turning green!!! And it was yelling "KIM KIM KIM FIGHTER, SURVIER" and "KHLOE AND KOURTNEY,SHALL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" and jumped out of the window .so over all, a great product❤️‍💋 Love you all( not khloe)♡

Hello to my favorite Kardasim sisters, Khloe and Kourtney! I have a question to your psychotic and delusional sister Kheim: You girls know Prudence and Zack right? They have been in so many scary situations trying and escaping supernatural beings like the monster from the backrooms, animatronics, huggy wuggy, granny, some monsters from dead by daylight, siren head and recently granny again but now with Grandpa. This leads to my question for the biochemist Kheim, are the monsters that Prudence and Zack try to escape from your failed test subjects? and when you vanish them, do they just randomly go to a random place because you don't know what to do with them? Anyways love your new review for your new bioweapon product: Glow Glow Glow skin refresher. I'm sure people will start buying it now😍. Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney❤️

Hi Kim and the rest

I just wanted to say thank you for the wonderful birthday gift box you sent me. I had ordered some bath salts and chocolate for my mom and she said that she loves them. Everyone in my family absolutely adores you and we will never buy from Butt butt pop juice and that empty daylight robbery box which contains nothing. I hope you expand your business so that you can hire more people.

Please tell Chole or Cloe whatever her name is to shut up because this is not her podcast and let that quiet one know that she needs to speak louder and with more energy.

Kim kim kim...you are so wonderful!

I wish you nothing but the best and girl this is your podcast. You own this!💙🦋

#kim #kim #thequeemkim #glowglowglow4ever #ilovekim #kim4president

💙🦋

So watermelon or so not watermelon: Talking about someone behind their back

Hello sisters, especially my favorite one, Kim. I would like to take this moment to applaud the best businesswoman and cosmetics inventor, Kim, for having the courage and selflessness of sacrificing herself to show everyone the consequences of not following instructions when using her Glow Glow Glow products. Her promotional video of Glow Glow Glow skin refresher is clearly meant as a cautionary video of what will happen if one uses her products without following the 27-page instruction manual. For this I applaud Kim. No one else of her stature would dare a feat of this magnitude. Not Khloe and not the fake businesswoman Kourtney, who does not even know what her empty boxes are made of.

It all makes sense when you think about it - every great invention requires dedication to use correctly. You would not drive a car without hours of training and you would not fly a jet without going to pilot school first. Similarly, you would not use a great product like Glow Glow Glow without studying the instruction manual. If you do, what happened to Kim in the video will happen to you. So,bravo Kim for having the guts to take one for the ignorant ones who can't read! Waiting eagerly to get my hands on your next product

Your biggest fan

(Listener Response)

Hey, Kardasim Sisters!

Listening to your recent podcasts, I have noticed you guys have been talking about being FDA approved. I looked up a bit on cosmetics and being FDA approved, and I can confidently say that you should not trust cosmetic products that are claimed to be FDA approved. The FDA cannot approve cosmetic products, at most, they regulate them.

Fun Fact: Did you know that Kym has cried a total of 29 times in the first twenty episode.

Love you all, except for Kym.

Guys I want to let you know that spam is very annoying and should be discouraged in public forums

Also spam this image to clown on Kym to remind her how her products actually are

(Listener Response)

Hey, Kardasims! I have some questions for the Most Watermelon and the Fighter & Survivor sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, and the Not So Watermelon, psychotic, and dangerous sister, Kym.

To Khloe:

Is it true that other than being the brand ambassador of Booty Booty Pop Juice, you are now one of its shareholders thanks to Kris?

To Khloe and Kourtney:

Is it true that, because of your support, there is now a group dedicated in handling incidents related to Glow Glow Glow in Los Simgeles? I heard with was supported by Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No.

To Khloe, Kourtney, and... Kym:

What did you guys feel when it was announced that Glow Glow Glow and its products was banned in some countries?

What did you feel when rumors such as "Some countries are bulk purchasing Glow Glow Glow in preparation for war," appear?

Thank you for Kardasim Sisters for bringing fun into my life! Love you guys so much, except for Kym. Also, fun fact: Did you know that Kym has cried a total of 29 times in the first twenty episode.

(Listener response) Hello Kardasims! Love the most watermelon sister Kourt. Khloe you are the TRUE FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR!!! My question is for the bioweaponsmith Kim: Can you tell us about Simerican Horror Story? Since your starring in the upcoming season? I predict that Glow Glow Glow will be featured as the primary antagonist! Love you girls! Stay watermelon queens!

[Listener Response]

Hello ladies, hope you are doing well. I have a question for Khloe, the survivor and fighter. And also the watermelonest sister. It's about your Booty Booty pop juice. Who give your brand that name or you came up with it? I just wanna say that this name stuck in my head for months but in a good and positive way, every time I got headache or stress, I just say Booty Booty pop juice and bam, all pains went away and my mind was so refreshed. I love Booty Booty pop juice so much and I say that phrase at least thrice a day. So I just wanna ask that do you just name it that way or you have used psychological triggers to play with words and name it so it can easily go into ppl's heart? That's so watermelon, you are not serving some best quality products but also care about your customer's life too, business woman Khloe. Oh, and unlike Kim's brand, wait is its name was Blowing or something.... Terribly apologise, Kim doesn't plug that recently so I just forgot that name.

hello so watermelon kardarsims sisters how are u guys today i like ur so watermelon thing love it so um why does kim likes orange soda so much and knloe why do have booty whole pictures ready and kourtney i have nothing to say abt her she cares about nothing and thats all. I LOVE U KARDASIM SISTERS❤️❤️<33

Hey yall, routinely plug of the Kardasim Fan Discord time! Me and a couple other listeners and fans of SimGM have a Discord server (courtesy of Shantaloosa, the owner) It would be so watermelon if other fans would join in! We play games like That's so Watermelon, Who's the Smartest, Never Have I Ever, share around Glow Glow Glow confessions, and have daily arguments on the war of Kheaim vs Khloe and Kourtney 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 We also have a pet Gerbil who's such an icon

Invite Link: https://discord.gg/v7RbsUbqW4

✨Here are some things you can expect in the server: ✨

-Many SimGM emojis

-Role clans based on which Kardasim Planet you choose to inhabit

-Glow Glow Glow incident confessions chat for you to share your tragic experiences within the chambers

-Channel for sharing underrated podcast segment submissions

-A voice chat equipped with bots listening to the podcast episodes

-A 𝓢𝓸 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 or 𝓢𝓸 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 channel 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓈 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝑜𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 🍉 𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 ❌🍉

-A Who's The Smartest channel for playing like the real segment

-Iconic Quotes Hall of Fame

-And many more! We're still growing as a fanbase 🍉

Before I ask my question: Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, your videos are great and I love them a lot. Thank you for making cool videos. Anyways, Horror Games: So watermelon or so not watermelon? (I’m a male btw. My name is just gender neutral which means it can be for boys and girls.)

(listener response) hey kardasim sisters, i am a long time listener and this is a cry for help! my country was completely destroyed because of the new glowzilla 2000, farting around acidic farts and blowing up the whole country. khem rode her mutant lizard assistants to my destroyed country and posted mini glowzillas to guard the borders of the country. i decided to escape so i made a run for it. i somehow managed to cross the borders and outside there was a desert. i traveled for days without food and water. eventually, i found a mini pond. i drank out of it expecting it to be normal water but as soon as a drank it i started growing brown lizard scales all over my body. my legs and arms turned into cockroach limbs. i looked into the pond reflection and my face was kim's face. i screamed and fell over into a ditch. in the ditch, underground i found a second underground vanish headquarters. i ordered a no no no house size box and made a temporary camp to find out what was up. khem, you may have deformed me completely but i will find out what is up with your stupid bitch company no matter what.

Who's the smartest: lamprophony, ulotrichous, xertz

Giving up on showbiz: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey sisters, it's been a while since I last wrote to you guys, how have y'all been doing?

Recently, I'm sure everyone has heard the news abt Kem's casting on Simerican Horror Story, so I have a question for Thee Fighter and Survivor, Queen of Kockroach and Face of Booty Booty Pop Juice, Khloe, and the legendary creator of No No No Box boxes, Kourtney. If you two are involved in the writing and production for this season, what are some of your best ideas in order to "vanquish" the Glow Glow Glow Demon away on set? I would love to see you guys film those scenes, especially ones with a lot of tragic ugly cries "Why". It really makes my day a whole lot better while I'm organizing cookies in No No No jars and sipping bottles of Booty Booty Pop Food strawberry soda.

Thanks, I wish you sisters the best, and Khloe and Kourtney, I hope for your confirmation on my question soon. Bye.

Hi Kardasims! I’ve been listening since you guys (aka KHLOE) first launched the podcasts. I just want to say that I reluctantly bought the Glow Glow Glow makeup kit for my sister and I made her watch the tutorial featuring Kris. I did it so that there would be no mistakes made and that my sister would have followed all the correct steps as shown by Kris and narrated by Kem. And what hap after…..well lets just say Kourtney give me your lawyers number because Kem is going DOWN. My sister’s tong turned into a snake and bit her on the nose causing it to turn bright red and now she gets called Rudolph in class which btw she’s HOMESCHOOLED. KEM fix your sh*t or Imma FIX YOU. Khloe you are my day 1 favorite #TeamKockroach

hi to the watermelon sisters 🥰 im so glad this is my first time uploading a listener response so... exciting 🥰🥰

khloe, booty booty pop juice is shit because it made my ass deflate. i bought one like around 2-3 days ago and drank it properly yesterday, and now my ass is as small as kendalls tapered ass. luckily i listened to queen mariahs compilation of her iconic high notes which did increase my ass circumference by 3 inches. khloe i need a refund. love you tho

kim, stop crying and being annoying like a baby. love your products though, i successfully blew up my ex's house with your glow glow glow setting spray by screaming "kourtney is the best"

kourtney, where are them watermelon bikinis... im waiting

thats all for now bye babez 🥰

Hey kardasims!! Huge fan here! So I have a question for Kim; what would you do if Taylor apologized to you? I love you guys soooooooooo much❤️❤️❤️ You make my day a %100 better✨❤️

hey kardasims! i have a question for all 3 of you. sorry it’s very long !!

i have a great idea that involves all 3 of you. and my vision would be a HUGE success.

if Disney were to remake cinderella and asked you 3 to star in the film, what parts would you play? i have come up with my own list (see what you think)

kourtney would be cinderella (obviously) because she is a true stunning princess who would leave the viewers stunned by her beauty. emphasis on BEAUTY !!!!🔥

khloe would be the fairy godmother who fights and survives to ensure our cinderella gets to the royal ball in the end. and freed from her evil family.

Kim would be one of the ugly stepsisters, or THEE ugly stepsister, who always gets in our princesses way and bullies her.

kris would’ve been the evil stepmother, however kim murdered her with the glow glow glow pop juice!!!!

what do you guys think? i am already working with SimDisney and your momager kris to make this a reality. also khloe & kourtney do not worry, you will be paid a HUGE salary for your role in this. Kim however will be working pro bono. it what she deserves.

LOVE YOU GUYS 🤍 p.s i hope this makes kim so angry that she storms out of the podcast. she can’t get away with her evil crimes any more.

I have a question for Kim now this one is very important.

So recently I was wondering why Kim sells glow glow glow fully knowing the horrible effects it has on people. Now I haven't brought glow glow glow myself because I don't want to risk being burnt by the shit. But I was wondering if Kim would ever see the error in her ways and redeem herself? Or is she just going to be eternally evil?

Hey Kardasim sisters, hope you’ll include this word in your next Who’s The Smartest segment:

Perentie

Hi kardasim's i just wanted to say i love you all you guys are so entertaining and your podcasts are always awesome

My question is when will we get another ASMR kardasim video! maybe WITHOUT Kim after what she did last time we cant trust her p.s Love you Kourtney <3

hi kardasim sisters why is kim always crying on simple things like the orange soda its just a drink but i still love kim even do shes emotional i love kim khloe and kourtney love yah kardasim sisters❤️

Hello kardasim sisters Khloe Kourtney and the ripoff wanna be loyer KHEM I have several pictures of y'all butthole send 100000Billion dollars cash or else I'll upload the butthole pictures, y'all have 24 hours 👁️👄👁️💅

hey Kardasims, before i get to my question i just wanna say Khloé has always been my fav sister, she will always be the most watermelon and fighter and survivor sister. Do u guys like PinkPantheress? if not why 🤔?

Hello, Kardasims. I have recently become a fan of the podcast and after hearing how horrible the glo glo glo product is, I decided to purchase the glo glo glo hand sanitizer for the price of $700 to see if I could make it have other uses. Kim, you said in a podcast episode that shipping is free on an item that costs at least $100 on its own. This is not the case. I was charged another $200 for shipping. One night someone tried breaking into my house and I knew now was my chance to test glo glo glo. I used the sanitizer as a weapon and sprayed some of it onto the burglar. He instantly fell onto the ground screaming in pain. I was surprised to see it literally burned through his leg. When the paramedics arrived to take him to the hospital they told me that the glo glo glo sanitizer has 80% acid. Thank you Kim for making a terrible product so that I could protect myself. Maybe you should rebrand Glo Glo Glo to Glo Glo Glo Deadly Weapons. Your reviews would skyrocket. Have a great day Khloe and Kourtney.

Rain: So watermelon, or so not watermelon?

Who's the Smartest: aetherial, setonix, lepidoptera, petrichor

Hello kardasims. I wanted to tell you about the vanish factory. I am 29 female working at vanish factory. After the Amelia incident we all have kept out of the garden. Kim barley comes to check on us and we are not allowed on lunch breaks. We would quit but kim made us sign a contract, which when we signed she told us that it just meant that we could work here, but now we are stuck. I knew amelia because she was kim's assistant and she was the only one who would check on us. we made her a shrine in the corner, and every morning we light the candles near her photo. The other morning My friend was lighting a candle that the company gave us since it was a prototype that did not sell out, and the lighter caught on fire! Half of the vanish headquarters is burned down, nobody was hurt, except for the only photo we had of amelia. Kim, we are suing you for money because we all have insurance, and don't think you can get away with this. Also, Chloe, we all applied to work at your factory and I hope you accept our resumes <3 Thanks.

Rest in peace Amelia,

Kate

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