EPISODES 83 & 84 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Portal (The Game) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

(listener response)

Hello my beauties. KHLOE AND KOURTNEY.

I wanted to tell you guys about something VERY crazy that happened the other day.

so i was minding my own business at the library, and suddenly i overhear a phone call made by Khim.

FIRST OF ALL.......... WHY ON EARTH are you making a phone call in the one place YOU KNOW is THE quietest place anywhere?????

I was SHOCKED by the monstrosities i had to hear. And no i was not eavesdropping YOU WERE JUST TALKING .... IN. THE. LIBRARY............ WHERE. YOU. ARE. SUPPOSED. TO BE! QUIET!😡

....anyway..

while i was TRYING to concentrate on my schoolwork, I hear this whining seagull type of voice saying something about making a product, more specifically a "scrumptious lip ointment, which will give you the most VOLOUMTIOUS EXPLOSION OF LIPS you have ever seen".

i realized right then and there it was khim.

now at first, i didn't think anything of it, until i heard her mention something about NUCLEAR ELEMENTS which she was gonna use, to make the lipgloss. she also had a prototype with her in the library, and she was trying to make the library receptionist try the lipgloss. AKA the library would have EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!

so of course.... i had to step in.

I RAN TOWARDS THE RECEPTIONIST (or the library keeper, idk what they're called) AND SNATCHED IT FROM HER HANDS, JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO PUT IT ON. i told her what i overheard, but i was interrupted by kim so many times, as she was trying to deny deny deny what i overheard.... so the receptionist still managed to put on the lipgloss...............................................................................................

unfortunately...................she is in a coma right now, but i was told she will get better. 😉

her lips completely exploded, to the point where her TEETH FELL OUT and her jaw bone is fractured...............................She almost lost her life.

KHIM.......... i DO NOT even want to hear you saying "oh yea, this was just a test run......... the wrong chemicals got in the lipgloss micture.....blahblahblah...."

NO!

WE NEED YOU TO STOP! DOING WHAT YOURE DOING because everything you do leads to DISASTER.

khloe and kourtney, keep rockin it!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Homonyms (Words that spell/sound the same but have different meanings) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

People pretending to be the real Kardashia- I mean, Kardasims. So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hey there sisters! I have a questions for the successful businesswoman Kim - I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Poossy Poppin' Pesticide, and used it on my garden, but it turns out that now I have an ant infestation. Not only that, but the ants keep glow glow glowing in the dark as if they were radioactive and when i approached one of them I heard it go "whyyyy?" in my ear. I figured I would ask what to do here since it's more likely to get an answer on the podcast than on the Glow Glow Glow customer service hotline. Thanks, and a big hug to the star of the podcast Kourtney Kardasim <3

(Listener Response)

Hello Kardasim Sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and the other one.

I would like to ask for help, I am currently stuck in a GlowGlowGlow factory 😒, because I tried to ask for a refund on the GlowGlowGlow helpline (after waiting 2 years 😞) and after 30 seconds I was KIDNAPPED 😱 and thrown into the dungeon underneath the factory 😡, thankfully I still had my phone which is where I am asking for help 🤕. Its been almost 30 minutes without food or water 😤. Please HURRY 😢 as I am stuck here with a BRITISH 🇬🇧girl who keeps talking about this place called PigWarts or something 😒. Pls help 😢and I think I hear Kris in the other cell too 😰.

PS: I hope Caitlin and Kris makes a guest appearance on the podcast 😍

XOXO, Simzalabim

One more thing, I ate protein cookies and they were delicious, because I'm a fighter and surviver like Khloé

Hello to the most watermelon, the fighter and surviver and cockroach with a K and owner of the podcast, Khloé Kardasim, not you Kim and hey Kourtney. This is my first time leaving a question here but I watch all of yr episodes.Kim I used your Glow Glow Glow freshener to remove the acne on my face , I had to read the twelve page instructions manual with a magnifying glass, when I used in the morning like the instructions manual said , it exploded in my face right after putting it on, I was rushed to the hospital and I had a 72 hour surgery to remove the freshener chemicals that exploded on my face, I then went to get a Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon Slice of cake orange soda and the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon strawberry soda and it made my day , and surprisingly it healed the surgery I had on my face from Kim's Bio weapon 🔪 and my face was new and fresh . Thank you so much Khloé, I hate u Kim.

❤️Imi from Sim Africa

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#whosthesmartest areola

Hi Khloe, and Qourtney. I recently tried Khem's limited edition Bombastic Booty Banana Scented Hair Bottle. Following absolutely none of the steps, it immediately cleansed my hair of dandruff and dirt. My hair was the most luxurious and lush as it ever was. As a common buyer of BBPJ, this shocked me. Jk my roots ripped off of my head and all my hair INCLUDING HAIR NOT ON MY HEAD fell off and blood gushed from my head because a layer of my skin was burned off. I'm writing this in the ICU. Kim, I'm suing you for 800 billion dollars (10 times the net worth of Glow Glow Glow and you and your entire family). I hope you enjoy your life sentence.

The glowzilla monster so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the most watermelon sisters (esp Khloe) i made my first salad at home today and it turned out so watermelon and omg i loved it so much. You guys have changed my perspective on salad, i wasn't a salad person before but now i love salad, thank you for being a good influence. If you've any, can you share your fave salads I'd love to try 🍉💗🥗🌟

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Hi sisters! Except for Khiem..

Hi Khloe the only fighter and survivor and Hi to the most successful, monotone, business woman, Kourtney. You guys are the best duo 😜

I have been listening to your podcast since day 1 and I've been watching your videos since forever and I love them! The reason I'm writing this is because I received a Glow Glow Glow product at my doorstep but I knew Glow Glow Glow (Trash Trash Trash) is the WORST COMPANY FULL OF LIARS so I threw the box away. A few hours later I decided to go to the grocery store but my grandma said she would go instead, She was pulling out of the drive way and I saw a big bomb with a big Glow Glow Glow sticker. I was about to stop my grandma until it blew up and killed my grandma 😭 I heard bushes rustling and I turned around and saw black hair swoop away in the wind and an empty orange soda can on the ground. Khiem, I AM FURIOUS! 😡 I have been trying to reach out to Glow Glow Glow customer service but they said they weren't available 😤 I'm currently writing this at her funeral and soon after this, I'll be seeing you in court 😠😠

- KhloesCockroachandKourtneysBox

#WhosTheSmartest

Craptastic

#ThatsSoWatermelon

chemical burns from “FBA” approved skincare,

so watermelon or so not watermelon?

#OMG you guys.

I can NOT believe that Kem wore a real chicken as a hat to the Sim Met-Gala?!! Last year she damaged peppa pig’s dress and now she is wearing chickens on red carpets. Answer me this Kim… how do you sleep at night?

xoxo

#MetGala #roblox

Hi sisters! No this isn't James Charles.

I have a question for the liar and manipulator Khem. How did trying one of your products on camera feel? You didn't seem to be enjoying putting that so called great product on your face. You even ended it with a WHYYYYYYYY which was music to my ears.

Btw hi Khloe and Kourtney, You're so watermelon. Stay away from that glow glow glow monster.

10-in-1 Body Wash: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi sisters Except for Kim.

My question is for Kourtney and Khloe Kardasim, What made you think that the strawberry soda was better than the orange soda? It's like both of you hate orange people and orange, Orange lives matter And also I can hear Khloes booty clapping 3 planets away it's too large, thank you.

Hello Kardasim sisters. I’ve been listening to you guys since 2019, big fan! I’ve heard you guys promote/plug your products on here. However, I noticed that none of you 3 sing about them. That being said which of the following artist would you hire to write a jingle about your products. Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Lana or Ye. I think this could really boost sales

Topic: 80s Fashion. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello to the noalicious Kourtney, kockroach queen Khloe and orange Kehm,

I'm glad Kehm liked my fan art of her, even though she took it as half-shade. I drew it inspired by real-time events shared my simgm and I just want her to embrace the crier and survivor she is instead of being a denier and loser. It's okay to cry Kehm, your cries are so powerful that they literally go through isolated walls! That's like a superpower! Maybe you can use it next time you are all in a dangerous situation to destroy the eardrums of the enemy?🍊

Shortly after sharing the fanart, Kehm contacted me and commissioned me to make an ad for her new Glow Glow Glow Glowing Perfume. Now, whilst making the ad, I was contacted by the The Nuclear Regulatory Commission themselves and told it is mandatory to put all three of the radioactive/biohazard warning signals on the ad to warn the consumers of its dangers, not only because of the perfume itself but also because the bottle was made with radioactive uranium glass! Kehm, what the hell?! ☢️☠️

You told me you were turning a new flower (not a new leaf, but a new flower?) and were working on making the company more environmentally friendly and safer, and that's how you convinced me to work with you. You lied to make me work with you!!! I wanted to help and save humanity and simanity from the dangers of Glow Glow Glow but I suppose that was naive of me and is impossible as long as the Glow Glow Glow Demon owns it! 🔥💔

SO NOT WATERMELON KEHM! ❌🍉

PS. She also never payed me!

#NonoGlow #DenierAndCrier #GlowGlowGlowDemon

Listener Respond] Hello Kardasim sisters. How's it going girls? Except for Kim. Hope your life and other Kim versions in other dimensions's lifes are full of disasters now. And if any of that is not, I will pray for it instead of hope. Well last weekend, My friend gave me the Glow Glow Glow body wash, she bought it as souvenir in her Antarctica trip. At first, I dind't think much at that time since I already have body wash, so I decided to donate it for charity or orphanage. But three days ago, my house ran out of body wash so my boyfriend gave your Glow Glow body wash a try. AND WHAT THE F**K happened is he TURNED TO A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME AFTER USING YOUR glow glow glow PRODUCT. His chest and ass started to pop to oversize and they are even bigger than mine. HE STOLE MY BRA WHEN I WAS NOT LOOKING AND LEFT. But that's not everything. After that he texted "I'm a girl now, I can't love you anymore, can we just be sister and let me find a man". I don't need to tell more. Kim, what the f**k did you put in that product that changed my boyfriend from a man to a woman? Physically and even mentally. You stole my boyfriend Kim, I lost my boyfriend because of you!. We already planned everything for the wedding in July this year, my fairy tale just end by you stole my boyfriend away from me. I. HATE. YOU! miss Homewrecker West. And 1 more question Kim, why did you have a Glow Glow Glow factory? Shop? Place... in Antarctica? I heard that no one lives there but the military and government people that are researching or on mission. So the rumors are true, you actually inventing dangerous weapon masquerading in a beauty brand Glow Glow Glow. Now I believe Khloe and Kourtney after like 80 episodes of them trying to tell everyone about your bussiness. #Kim_he_side_chick #Kim_the_homewrecker

Kehm's Glow Glow Glow Skin Refresher product tutorial: So watermelon, or so not watermelon?

Hi, the real fighter and survier, Kheim❤️✨️I bought the new GlowGlowGlow lip scrub and it was absolutely awesome and fantastic and everyone was flocking to me and trying to kiss me 😘😍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨(yayzerz) but when I was playing with my purple Furby I put the scrub on it and it started flying an turning green!!! And it was yelling "KIM KIM KIM FIGHTER, SURVIER" and "KHLOE AND KOURTNEY,SHALL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" and jumped out of the window .so over all, a great product❤️‍💋 Love you all( not khloe)♡

Hello sisters, especially my favorite one, Kim. I would like to take this moment to applaud the best businesswoman and cosmetics inventor, Kim, for having the courage and selflessness of sacrificing herself to show everyone the consequences of not following instructions when using her Glow Glow Glow products. Her promotional video of Glow Glow Glow skin refresher is clearly meant as a cautionary video of what will happen if one uses her products without following the 27-page instruction manual. For this I applaud Kim. No one else of her stature would dare a feat of this magnitude. Not Khloe and not the fake businesswoman Kourtney, who does not even know what her empty boxes are made of.

It all makes sense when you think about it - every great invention requires dedication to use correctly. You would not drive a car without hours of training and you would not fly a jet without going to pilot school first. Similarly, you would not use a great product like Glow Glow Glow without studying the instruction manual. If you do, what happened to Kim in the video will happen to you. So,bravo Kim for having the guts to take one for the ignorant ones who can't read! Waiting eagerly to get my hands on your next product

Your biggest fan

(Listener Response)

Hey, Kardasim Sisters!

Listening to your recent podcasts, I have noticed you guys have been talking about being FDA approved. I looked up a bit on cosmetics and being FDA approved, and I can confidently say that you should not trust cosmetic products that are claimed to be FDA approved. The FDA cannot approve cosmetic products, at most, they regulate them.

Fun Fact: Did you know that Kym has cried a total of 29 times in the first twenty episode.

Love you all, except for Kym.

(Listener Response)

Hey, Kardasims! I have some questions for the Most Watermelon and the Fighter & Survivor sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, and the Not So Watermelon, psychotic, and dangerous sister, Kym.

To Khloe:

Is it true that other than being the brand ambassador of Booty Booty Pop Juice, you are now one of its shareholders thanks to Kris?

To Khloe and Kourtney:

Is it true that, because of your support, there is now a group dedicated in handling incidents related to Glow Glow Glow in Los Simgeles? I heard with was supported by Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No.

To Khloe, Kourtney, and... Kym:

What did you guys feel when it was announced that Glow Glow Glow and its products was banned in some countries?

What did you feel when rumors such as "Some countries are bulk purchasing Glow Glow Glow in preparation for war," appear?

Thank you for Kardasim Sisters for bringing fun into my life! Love you guys so much, except for Kym. Also, fun fact: Did you know that Kym has cried a total of 29 times in the first twenty episode.

(listener response) hey kardasim sisters, i am a long time listener and this is a cry for help! my country was completely destroyed because of the new glowzilla 2000, farting around acidic farts and blowing up the whole country. khem rode her mutant lizard assistants to my destroyed country and posted mini glowzillas to guard the borders of the country. i decided to escape so i made a run for it. i somehow managed to cross the borders and outside there was a desert. i traveled for days without food and water. eventually, i found a mini pond. i drank out of it expecting it to be normal water but as soon as a drank it i started growing brown lizard scales all over my body. my legs and arms turned into cockroach limbs. i looked into the pond reflection and my face was kim's face. i screamed and fell over into a ditch. in the ditch, underground i found a second underground vanish headquarters. i ordered a no no no house size box and made a temporary camp to find out what was up. khem, you may have deformed me completely but i will find out what is up with your stupid bitch company no matter what.

Who's the smartest: lamprophony, ulotrichous, xertz

Giving up on showbiz: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey sisters, it's been a while since I last wrote to you guys, how have y'all been doing?

Recently, I'm sure everyone has heard the news abt Kem's casting on Simerican Horror Story, so I have a question for Thee Fighter and Survivor, Queen of Kockroach and Face of Booty Booty Pop Juice, Khloe, and the legendary creator of No No No Box boxes, Kourtney. If you two are involved in the writing and production for this season, what are some of your best ideas in order to "vanquish" the Glow Glow Glow Demon away on set? I would love to see you guys film those scenes, especially ones with a lot of tragic ugly cries "Why". It really makes my day a whole lot better while I'm organizing cookies in No No No jars and sipping bottles of Booty Booty Pop Food strawberry soda.

Thanks, I wish you sisters the best, and Khloe and Kourtney, I hope for your confirmation on my question soon. Bye.

hi to the watermelon sisters 🥰 im so glad this is my first time uploading a listener response so... exciting 🥰🥰

khloe, booty booty pop juice is shit because it made my ass deflate. i bought one like around 2-3 days ago and drank it properly yesterday, and now my ass is as small as kendalls tapered ass. luckily i listened to queen mariahs compilation of her iconic high notes which did increase my ass circumference by 3 inches. khloe i need a refund. love you tho

kim, stop crying and being annoying like a baby. love your products though, i successfully blew up my ex's house with your glow glow glow setting spray by screaming "kourtney is the best"

kourtney, where are them watermelon bikinis... im waiting

thats all for now bye babez 🥰

Hey kardasims!! Huge fan here! So I have a question for Kim; what would you do if Taylor apologized to you? I love you guys soooooooooo much❤️❤️❤️ You make my day a %100 better✨❤️

I have a question for Kim now this one is very important.

So recently I was wondering why Kim sells glow glow glow fully knowing the horrible effects it has on people. Now I haven't brought glow glow glow myself because I don't want to risk being burnt by the shit. But I was wondering if Kim would ever see the error in her ways and redeem herself? Or is she just going to be eternally evil?

hi kardasim sisters why is kim always crying on simple things like the orange soda its just a drink but i still love kim even do shes emotional i love kim khloe and kourtney love yah kardasim sisters❤️

Hello kardasim sisters Khloe Kourtney and the ripoff wanna be loyer KHEM I have several pictures of y'all butthole send 100000Billion dollars cash or else I'll upload the butthole pictures, y'all have 24 hours 👁️👄👁️💅

hey Kardasims, before i get to my question i just wanna say Khloé has always been my fav sister, she will always be the most watermelon and fighter and survivor sister. Do u guys like PinkPantheress? if not why 🤔?

Hello, Kardasims. I have recently become a fan of the podcast and after hearing how horrible the glo glo glo product is, I decided to purchase the glo glo glo hand sanitizer for the price of $700 to see if I could make it have other uses. Kim, you said in a podcast episode that shipping is free on an item that costs at least $100 on its own. This is not the case. I was charged another $200 for shipping. One night someone tried breaking into my house and I knew now was my chance to test glo glo glo. I used the sanitizer as a weapon and sprayed some of it onto the burglar. He instantly fell onto the ground screaming in pain. I was surprised to see it literally burned through his leg. When the paramedics arrived to take him to the hospital they told me that the glo glo glo sanitizer has 80% acid. Thank you Kim for making a terrible product so that I could protect myself. Maybe you should rebrand Glo Glo Glo to Glo Glo Glo Deadly Weapons. Your reviews would skyrocket. Have a great day Khloe and Kourtney.

Hello kardasims. I wanted to tell you about the vanish factory. I am 29 female working at vanish factory. After the Amelia incident we all have kept out of the garden. Kim barley comes to check on us and we are not allowed on lunch breaks. We would quit but kim made us sign a contract, which when we signed she told us that it just meant that we could work here, but now we are stuck. I knew amelia because she was kim's assistant and she was the only one who would check on us. we made her a shrine in the corner, and every morning we light the candles near her photo. The other morning My friend was lighting a candle that the company gave us since it was a prototype that did not sell out, and the lighter caught on fire! Half of the vanish headquarters is burned down, nobody was hurt, except for the only photo we had of amelia. Kim, we are suing you for money because we all have insurance, and don't think you can get away with this. Also, Chloe, we all applied to work at your factory and I hope you accept our resumes <3 Thanks.

Rest in peace Amelia,

Kate

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