EPISODE 100 - SPECIAL

this comment goes out to Kourtney and Kim. I just wanna know why you guys won’t recognize Khloé for the fighter and Survivor that she truly is?

Duck nails so watermelon or not watermelon first time commenting

People who say Bae, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Pundits do watermelon or so not watermelon

Mrs. CrumpleBottom (the one who invented purse-attacking), so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Making a statement, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

The "We got some merch, go buy our merch" song, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Happy Birthday to Boss and The puppet master behind Kim’s “alleged” scam company. I wish you nothing but happiness and love. I made this artwork of Boss and Dr.Kimberly (without AI). On the other side, I hope everyone is smart enough to realize that Professor Kim Kardasim is the innocent victim here. I hope this message is delivered to the people and I hope the shameless wannabe host will not sabotage my message again. #BossisTheBest #SheLooksSoYoung #BossSiblingsAreAmazing #KimIsInnocent #KholoKholoSux #BoycottBootyBootyFlopJuice

Conspiracy theories - so Watermelon or so not Watermelon 🍉

The future, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

soo watermelon

Hi sisters I've got booty booty pop juice makeup and I have to say it's amazing very useful Kem I won't hate I think you need to take advice from your sisters and make a amazing company no people will have to call you and complain but they'll call you and say this creation is amazing! I can see glow glow glow already having millions of people surrounding it but there not angry there happy and amazed don't close it down! But try to do better Khole and Kourtney stop making her cry and actually help her out because that's what's sisters are for anyway continue being amazing and working hard sisters! Anyway my first question is for Kourtney what's the 1 thing you love about your sisters and the 1 thing you hate about your sisters? And for Khole do you think you'll ever make a company on your own? And for kem when do you think glow glow glow is going to become a great business don't be in denial because we all know it's not love you tho girl P.S I think Kholes voice is the most soothing to go to sleep to

No no no Blackest box “infinity” model where it takes you to an alternate dimension (I bought one for 9 septillion dollars; pocket change) So watermelon or so not watermelon???

Also side note: I am the commenter of the original blackest box comment. My cat died RIP my son Felix 😭

hi kardasims!! just wanted to say i've been obsessed with your videos and your podcast since started watching and listening a couple months back, and i've been studiously catching up from episode 1 until now! to celebrate marrying 100, here's a cupcakke remix of one of your most iconic moments (even though it might've been traumatic for yall oops)

stay watermelon!!! 🍉🍉🍉 #KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KourtneyUnbotheredQueen #KimImSuingYou ❤️❤️❤️

Happy 100th episode to the kardasim sisters! Especially to the unbothered queen Kourtney, booty hole pictures queen khlowie and importantly to the most sucessful and best business woman ever.... Kendall. Oh and hi Kim didn't see you there. Anyway, since its thw 100th episode of the podcast I decided to end the debate on which kardasim is truly the fighter and survivor even though we ALL know its not really a debate. And I have to say ...none of you guys are the true fighter and survivor and it's actually Kris. Because of how much she's managed your guys life and products, popularity, influenced you guys made your life and can make the unbothered queen kourntey mad which is rare and is a skill in itself that no one could do and she rarely gets hurt and harmed despite aging and managing so many business and daughters, which is already more a fighter and survivor than khloe and Kim. Not only that but in every single products and ambassador like the sucessfull "No No No boxes" and Khloe's booty booty Pop juice sponsor and Kim's not so sucessfull "glow glow glow" company she all has shares in making her the actual business woman unlike Kim. And also with how many times you've all been in danger cause of kris and yet she isn't harmed shows shes truly the fighter and can survive anything, and make everyone around her annoyed but be left intact. And not to mention the actual BOP unlike JAM which is "I love my friends" making her also the best kardasim singer and songwriter and producer. And her biggest achievement giving birth to Kourntey. And the rest ig. Anyway Happy 100th stay away from glow glow glow and always stay watermelon specially you Kourtney ♡

is there a time you guys were nice to mom 🍉

Khloe being down bad for the Grinch, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

putangina magpabati pa kayo, ilang beses na nga nilang nabati bansa naten sige parin kayo, nakakahiyang mga squammy amputa kahit sila naiirita na

Hi this is for the most bootiful sister Kim:

GLOW GLOW GLOW MONSTER KIMCHI KARDASIM stop bringing fighter & survivor Khloe & queen Kourtney down!

This is a good comment from a fan from 🇨🇦

Getting slapped for not knowing how to check a pulse: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Misssing a shot at shooting jaws: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kardasims! By the time you read this it’s already been my birthday as I turned 20 on October 12th. But this podcast is a great gift to me all the time as I tend to focus better while working out and listening . My name is Will and I want to say Congratulation on marrying 100 💍!!! I was at the alter and it was just SUPER WATERMELON 🍉 AND SIMBOLIC 🎓! This entire journey has been great as I’m glad I am apart of the Simgmproductions family, wish many more to come for Boss, Boss’s sister and Boss’s brother❤️💪. To start, can Kim read this? Weird for the 100th but you guys will understand why. Please 🥹Kim , look at Kourtney and say “You are gorgeous in anyway possible…❤️❤️❤️” as that is what I would say if I was delusional and a dumbass but Kourtney frick you and your so bland NoNoNo boxes as you look exactly like Kris but 20 years older. Your customers are delusional as we all know it’s just bots “boting ” it up, your face is stale cause of the “dentist” injections. You’re so boring as I even feel bad for Boss’s sister ! She deserves a better Sim! Choke … I mean Khloe , you are irrelevant and a dumbass. I mean, who misses a shot at a shark and doesn’t know it’s the pulse you check to see if someone’s alive. That good looking captain is not even near to be interested in your thirsty “Twillight” romance life as in the recent video you guys did, I can tell you crapped yourself in the gas station bathroom and that’s why you screamed, you left the bathroom with stains on your uneven ass . Kim, you are brave and smart! Don’t let those unseasoned salads( aka your sisters) get to you! I Love you, and your GlowGlowGlow! The one who comes up with “That’s so watermelon” must be protected at all costs! Now I am going to enjoy my watermelon salad…… are you hungry? Maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat then. Christina! Oh…. Christina’s gone. Come to think of it, she cleaned out your bank account and left! Anyways Kardasims, stay watermelon and don’t get nuked!

Love Tyler SimPerry

To: KimK@Simgmail.com

Subject: Please…. Stop!

Compose email: Kim!!! Stop please! I’ve already sent the email to the Kardasim forum! I already feel disgusted that I had to crap on Kylie and Kourtney’s hard work. But I know be to just stop sending your GlowMadeas at my door! They keep on knocking at my door saying “Hellur? Buy some Glowr Glowr Glowr

” . Please stop Kim!

how is kris as a manager? since she's so old who will manage the kardasims when she is old. kris is so rude im surprised you guys lasted this long with her as your manager. #oldmanagerhag #oldrudebiatch!

Who's the Smartest/Trivia:

Choose any of these trivia questions as you see fit.

1. What was the first ever topic from the "That's So Watermelon" segment?

2. In Episode 14 of The Kardasim Podcast, what were the two (incorrectly named) sim-Disney films Kim said she loved?

3. In "Kim Takes Taylor to Court", what was Kanye's (Your Hon'Ye) verdict?

4. In "Substitute Teachers for a Day" what subjects did each of the three sisters teach and how were they injured?

5. In Episode 35 of the Kardasim Podcast, what word did Kourtney get a point on which caused Khloe to become a HUGE sore loser and almost raged quit the podcast?

Stay watermelon and happy 100!

Hey this is for listening response I listen to you guys during English class with my headphones in and I saw this girl who was about to put in glow glow glow thinking bot headphones and she put them in the entire School went half deft but she went full deft and I'm the only one who didn't go to deft because I had a the no no no Kim stay away box so also my teacher had this glow glow glow antifreeze lotion and she put it on her hand and then she froze she's literally Ice Cube anyways needless to say the entire school is suing you Kim except me because I know you're stupid for Kim and Courtney I want to say thank you for protecting me and thank you too Chloe because I use your it's protected love from Ohio

Hey sexy revenge body watermelon fighter and survivor Khloe and the beautiful goddess herself Kourtney and that ugly troll kem😒.What I have to say is I’ve recently tried Kim’s new glow glow glow brand which was the orange soda full body skincare package literally 30 seconds after I put it on my skin started bubbling and I looked just like Kim!!as soon as I looked in the mirror I screamed in horrror and agony and couldn’t believe that I looked like that witch Kim!!The mirror broke into 864 pieces from the sight of my ugly new look.I had to get hospitalized but miraculously khloe came to my hospital bed and gave me her booty booty pop juice as soon as I drank it I immediately felt my ass getting bigger my waist getting smaller,my roots were dyed blonde and better yet I didn’t look like Kim!!!Thank you so much Khloe for saving my life they don’t call you a fighter and survivor for nothing!!!❤️Also congrats for your 100th special! I your videos never fail to make me laugh lots of love!!#Queenofpantry#nonono#beauty#livelaughlove

hello the 2 most watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and then we have KEM.....i hope you rot in fucking hell KEM you are definitely not a kardasim but a flop, before i start i just wanna say happy 100 podcast! Thanks to you guys i manage to get some sleep thanks to you're watermelon voices ❤️ i hope you guys will continue to make more podcast in the future because i just cant get enough of them❤️

2 days ago i decided to buy some booty booty pop juice at the new shop in the towns centre of my country, i was very excited to try booty booty pop juice so i bought 5 boxes of them, but when i opened the cap my face started to itch, my face was itching for 4 minutes so i went into the bathroom just to find my whole face melting, i was intense pain so i checked the booty booty pop juice boxes i bought and saw a small sticker that said "glow glow glow face wash" beside the booty booty pop juice, i ripped the plastic off the booty booty pop juice bottle and of course it said "glow glow glow face wash" on the whole bottle, i was in shocked so i went to the town centre to check the booty booty pop juice store and i saw somebody redecorating the store into glow glow glow, i was in shocked so i went to call the glow glow glow customer service and and they told me to wait for 7 years, 7 FUCKING YEARS, i was saddened by this while my face melts off my body, just like what Khloe said in the podcast, booty booty pop juice can almost fix everything glow glow glow has done, so i took the risk and ordered 2 bottles of booty booty pop juice on their website and after 5 days i was shocked to see the 2 bottles of booty booty pop juice arrived in the no no no box, i would think that it would take 2 weeks for booty booty pop juice to arrive to my country in Malaysia but since no no no ships stuff in a private jet that can reach any country under 8 hours they managed to reach my country in time, they shipped their products very fast, i quickly drank my booty booty pop juice, fortunately my face did in face heal, I'm really happy for my face all thanks to the help of booty booty pop juice and the no no no box arriving on time, i have filed a complaint and got a very good lawyer and ready to sue KEM and her whole shit company. Thank you booty booty pop juice and no no no for saving my face. Lots of love from Malaysia🇲🇾, and no you crusty musty dusty flop business woman failing lawyer KEM its not a castle in California its a COUNTRY IN ASIA. Again happy 100 podcast ❤️💙💚💛💜💖#bootybootypopjuiceandnononobestcompany #reputation #taylorswift #freerobloxforeveryone #fuckyoukem #kemisafailinglawyer #keminfactdidnotgotolawschoolshewenttoflopschool #iloveyoukhloeandkourtney #kemisasnake #thanKyouaIMee

RuPaul/RuPaul’s SimDrag Race: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon? 🍉

Disney Princesses: So Watermelon? Or so not Watermelon? 🍉

Kris Jenner: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

WHEN IS DOJA SIM (CAT) MAKING A DEBUT APPEARANCE ???!!!!!

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY STAN THE KARDASIMS FOR CLEAR SKIN 👹👹🫶 Also can I get some free booty booty pop juice and the no no no box please?

Happy 100th Kardasims!! I am so proud of the most watermelon and DEMURE sisters. I know I'm not gonna get picked because it's a special and it has to be recorded, but I just came here to congratulate you guys!! I love you guys so much and Kim please for this special, just stop making Glow Glow Glow Products! I love you guys so much, keep thriving, and stop causing HIV or UREDO Kim! And Khloe with a K, keep on going with that revenge body and never stop being a legend with your bbpj! Kourtney never stop being our unbothered queen, no. Thank you for being there with me even in my hardest times, I am happy to have discovered this podcast and channels. I am literally crying while making this, enjoy your hundredth special guys! Thanks and love you stupid bitches, stay 🍉 🍉 Watermelon🍉🍉

Giving Madonna all your love: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Becoming one with the sim force: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

WE'VE FINALLY TONGUED ONE HUNDREDDDD!!!!!!!! I'm so happy for you girls, even though unfortunately my happiness was ruined this morning. I had told my mom to download the Pass Gas app, which is one of the best apps ever, but unfortunately she got confused and downloaded the Pass Glow app. The name already sounded sketchy since we know anything related to Kehm is NOT to be trusted. Before I could do anything, an account called VANISH69 passed gas to my mom's account and three seconds later, we noticed that her car had turned into Glowtimus Prime. It has now destroyed half of my city, and unfortunately destroyed the local Booty Booty Pop Juice factory, which was my townspeople's last hope. Trust and believe we WILL be suing!

Being DEMURE, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Note: I know you guys are looking for audio recordings for Listeners Response, just posting this post to show you guys the fanart I made and share my appreciation for the Simgm team! 💕😌

Dear unbothered goddess Kourtney, queen of fierceness and attitude Khloe, and demure orange Kuhm,

Happy 100th Kardasim Podcast Episode to the most watermelon and classy sisters in all of existence! 🧡🍉 and thank you guys from the bottom of my heart for all the amazing, entertaining episodes you have given us.

There isn't a day where I don't watch, listen to, or think about the Kardasims or Simgm, and I truly appreciate all the joy you guys have given me. Here's to hopefully many more amazing episodes in the future with Kourtney being completely over it, Khloe being temperous as always, and Kuhm crying beautifully.

Lots of love,

NonoGlow 💗

Hello to the most watermelon sisters in the whole universe I just wanted to ask how does Kourtney able to not care about anything and everything?

My dearest Kim Cardasim, Chloe Cardasim, and the... *ahem*... other delightful sibling,

I must confess, with an air of dramatic flair, that I find myself in quite the peculiar predicament. Upon applying your illustrious Glow Glow Glow lipstick, as per the dainty instructions, I expected nothing less than a divine transformation of my lips. And oh, darling, they did transform... just not the lips one typically displays in public! To my utter dismay, it was my delicate flower down south that swelled to unseemly proportions!

Now, I must insist, as a fabulous holy-mom-millionaire-nun of the 1800s ahem i mean 2000s, I have only ever shown allergic reactions to one thing—and that, my dear, is *deek*. Imagine my shock, my horror, my utter disbelief! Here I am, clutching my pearls and fainting in the most picturesque fashion, as I’m whisked away to the hospital, lips aflutter in a place I shan’t name in polite company.

Kim, my darling little hoe, if you happen to read this, know that your product has brought me not beauty, but a most scandalous inconvenience!

PS - I shall only use Kylie Jenner Lipstick on my pvssy lips. Thank You and tada!!

Good morning kardasim sisters, especially for the queen of glow glow glow kim, 6 months ago i bought glow glow glow lice shampoo to get rid of my lice, after applying it to my scalp I felt a burning sensation but i ignored it since i thought it was doing its work, next day I saw that nothing happened, my hair was the same and the lice were still there, i was mad so i bought another lice shampoo from another brand since i thought the glow glow glow shampoo didnt work, before i was about to apply the new shampoo i heard a voice in my head yelling "DONT DO IT!!" i thought i was hearing voices in my head and I was correct, it was the lice! I freaked out because the glow glow glow shampoo made the lice talk, i couldn't get myself to put the new lice shampoo because the lice were screaming in fear and it made me scared to get rid of them, i then realized they weren't so bad after talking to them. I started setting boundaries with them and we coexisted together, 6 months later there are 7 generations living in my head and I've got no complaints! Thanks kimmy 💗💗💗

Feeling demure: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Leaving out one sister: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Being a serial killer: so watermelon or so not watermelon???

Orange soda or orange juice?

Kims kids loving Kanye more than their evil biohazard villainous mother Kim Kardasim. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello the kardasim sisters! I hope you are feeling great today! If you guys could have pet animals you want which animal would it be? Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️🍉🍉🍉

IS IT TRUE THAT THAT STUPID BITCH KIM MADE THE BACKROOM AND SEND FOUR PEOPLE DOWN TO CONUTEN HERE FAILED Her bitch experiments like that weird dog human thing and that face that’s just a face I been down here for ten plus year KIM COME GET ME NEOWWWWWW-From Khanye sim Allen ps Kountrey is super no no no if you know you know and, And for Khole You r the true fighter and survivor and that’s just on watermelon Also please SLAP THE PLASTIC OUT OF KIM AND TELL THAT STUPID BITCH GO COME GET MMMMEEE NEOOOOWWW. OMG YYYYYYYY

Facetune/simtune, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Fans, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

(You can interpret it however you want, lol)