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This episode is gonna be a bit different! Send in an audio recording for Listener Response. You can submit it to press@simgmproductions.com. SUBJECT LINE: The Kardasim Podcast 100
Try to get your submission in by September 8th. We'll select 5 different people, but know that we're grateful for every submission. ❤️
For That So Watermelon please leave your words/topic below.
The Who's the Smartest segment will feature trivia questions. We 'll be out of character and try to answer. This may change though, we'll see.
Thank you for making this a fun 100, here's to more to come! 🍉
putangina magpabati pa kayo, ilang beses na nga nilang nabati bansa naten sige parin kayo, nakakahiyang mga squammy amputa kahit sila naiirita na
Hi this is for the most bootiful sister Kim:
GLOW GLOW GLOW MONSTER KIMCHI KARDASIM stop bringing fighter & survivor Khloe & queen Kourtney down!
This is a good comment from a fan from 🇨🇦
making someone shutting the fuck up: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Cupcakke replacing Kanye in simgmproductions: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Getting slapped for not knowing how to check a pulse: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Misssing a shot at shooting jaws: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hey kardasimssss 😍😍 and hey Kim, you should have stayed as Paris's assistant and only as that, your glow glow glow needs alot of improvement, Stacy Nancy sim Louis,Kourtina and Chloe with a C will bring an end to your satanic company, I love booty booty pop juice and no no no boxes they are so cute and works very well for me 😍😍😍. Anyways a question for the most watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney, since you both are the true hosts of the Kardasim podcast, can we have more guest stars on the podcast? Like Paris Simton, Lana Sim Rey, Taylor Sim Swift and many others as well? Not Jojo Simwa though, she was a narcissistic stupid bitch who took the phrase "that's hot" and "sliving" from Paris but if she is on the podcast, I want Kourtney or Khloe or both to give her a punch and slap her mouth that's full of b.s, Love y'all from Sim-Malaysia 🇲🇾🇲🇾😍😍😍 (not you Kim, I hope you glow glow glow to dimension G with your failed experiments)
#khloefighterandsurvivor #kourtney_nononoboxes
Hey Kardasims! Congrats on marrying 100!!! I was at the alter and it was just SUPER WATERMELON! This entire journey has been great as I’m glad I am apart of the Simgmproductions family, wish many more to come. To start, can Kim read this? Weird for the 100th but you guys will understand why. Please 🥹Kim , look at Kourtney and say “You are gorgeous in anyway possible…❤️❤️❤️ but Kourtney frick you and your so bland NoNoNo boxes as you look exactly like Kris but 20 years older. Your customers are delusional as we all know it’s just bots “boting ” it up, your face is stale cause of the “dentist” injections. Choke … I mean Chloe , you are irrelevant and a dumbass. I mean, who misses a shot at a shark and doesn’t know it’s the pulse you check to see if someone’s alive. That good looking captain is not even near to be interested in your thirsty “Twillight” romance life . Kim, you are brave and smart! Don’t let those unseasoned salads( aka your sisters) get to you! I Love you, and your GlowGlowGlow! The one who comes up with “That’s so watermelon” must be protected at all costs! Now I am going to enjoy my watermelon salad…… are you hungry? Maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat then. Christina! Oh…. Christina’s gone. Come to think of it, she cleaned out your bank account and left! Anyways Kardasims, stay watermelon and don’t get nuked!
Love Tyler SimPerry
To: KimK@Simgmail.com
Subject: Please…. Stop!
Compose email: Kim!!! Stop please! I’ve already sent the email to the Kardasim forum! Just stop sending your GlowMadeas at my door! They keep on knocking at my door saying “Hellur? Buy some Glowr Glowr Glowr
” . Please stop Kim!
how is kris as a manager? since she's so old who will manage the kardasims when she is old. kris is so rude im surprised you guys lasted this long with her as your manager. #oldmanagerhag #oldrudebiatch!
Who's the Smartest/Trivia:
Choose any of these trivia questions as you see fit.
What was the first ever topic from the "That's So Watermelon" segment?
In Episode 14 of The Kardasim Podcast, what were the two (incorrectly named) sim-Disney films Kim said she loved?
In "Kim Takes Taylor to Court", what was Kanye's (Your Hon'Ye) verdict?
In "Substitute Teachers for a Day" what subjects did each of the three sisters teach and how were they injured?
In Episode 35 of the Kardasim Podcast, what word did Kourtney get a point on which caused Khloe to become a HUGE sore loser and almost raged quit the podcast?
Stay watermelon and happy 100!
Hey this is for listening response I listen to you guys during English class with my headphones in and I saw this girl who was about to put in glow glow glow thinking bot headphones and she put them in the entire School went half deft but she went full deft and I'm the only one who didn't go to deft because I had a the no no no Kim stay away box so also my teacher had this glow glow glow antifreeze lotion and she put it on her hand and then she froze she's literally Ice Cube anyways needless to say the entire school is suing you Kim except me because I know you're stupid for Kim and Courtney I want to say thank you for protecting me and thank you too Chloe because I use your it's protected love from Ohio
Hello Kardasims. It’s been almost a year since the Amelia incident. It’s Kate, and I finally got a hold of the World Wide Web. Kim has shut down our factory after deeming it “too toxic” for the area. We had a giant glass box placed over our factory. At first we all thought they would be a way out. But after a week of looking, we realized there was no way out. It’s been a week and a half. We are running out of food and the air is becoming toxic to us. And the “glow glow glow x vanish” collaboration (which is a new food brand) is running out. I am scared and we want revenge. Khlole, we never got to go to your office and apply for a job because Kim never let us leave. Please come get us. -Kate
Hey sexy revenge body watermelon fighter and survivor Khloe and the beautiful goddess herself Kourtney and that ugly troll kem😒.What I have to say is I’ve recently tried Kim’s new glow glow glow brand which was the orange soda full body skincare package literally 30 seconds after I put it on my skin started bubbling and I looked just like Kim!!as soon as I looked in the mirror I screamed in horrror and agony and couldn’t believe that I looked like that witch Kim!!The mirror broke into 864 pieces from the sight of my ugly new look.I had to get hospitalized but miraculously khloe came to my hospital bed and gave me her booty booty pop juice as soon as I drank it I immediately felt my ass getting bigger my waist getting smaller,my roots were dyed blonde and better yet I didn’t look like Kim!!!Thank you so much Khloe for saving my life they don’t call you a fighter and survivor for nothing!!!❤️Also congrats for your 100th special! I your videos never fail to make me laugh lots of love!!#Queenofpantry#nonono#beauty#livelaughlove
hello the 2 most watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and then we have KEM.....i hope you rot in fucking hell KEM you are definitely not a kardasim but a flop, before i start i just wanna say happy 100 podcast! Thanks to you guys i manage to get some sleep thanks to you're watermelon voices ❤️ i hope you guys will continue to make more podcast in the future because i just cant get enough of them❤️
2 days ago i decided to buy some booty booty pop juice at the new shop in the towns centre of my country, i was very excited to try booty booty pop juice so i bought 5 boxes of them, but when i opened the cap my face started to itch, my face was itching for 4 minutes so i went into the bathroom just to find my whole face melting, i was intense pain so i checked the booty booty pop juice boxes i bought and saw a small sticker that said "glow glow glow face wash" beside the booty booty pop juice, i ripped the plastic off the booty booty pop juice bottle and of course it said "glow glow glow face wash" on the whole bottle, i was in shocked so i went to the town centre to check the booty booty pop juice store and i saw somebody redecorating the store into glow glow glow, i was in shocked so i went to call the glow glow glow customer service and and they told me to wait for 7 years, 7 FUCKING YEARS, i was saddened by this while my face melts off my body, just like what Khloe said in the podcast, booty booty pop juice can almost fix everything glow glow glow has done, so i took the risk and ordered 2 bottles of booty booty pop juice on their website and after 5 days i was shocked to see the 2 bottles of booty booty pop juice arrived in the no no no box, i would think that it would take 2 weeks for booty booty pop juice to arrive to my country in Malaysia but no they really ship their products very fast, i quickly drank my booty booty pop juice, fortunately my face did in face heal, I'm really happy for my face all thanks to the help of booty booty pop juice and the no no no box arriving on time, i have filed a complaint and got a very good lawyer and ready to sue KEM and her whole shit company. Thank you booty booty pop juice and no no no for saving my face. Lots of love from Malaysia🇲🇾, and no you crusty musty dusty flop business woman failing lawyer KEM its not a castle in California its a COUNTRY IN ASIA. Again happy 100 podcast ❤️💙💚💛💜💖#bootybootypopjuiceandnononobestcompany #reputation #taylorswift #freerobloxforeveryone #fuckyoukem #kemisafailinglawyer #keminfactdidnotgotolawschoolshewenttoflopschool #iloveyoukhloeandkourtney #kemisasnake
Hey kardasim sisters!! I watch your videos every night to fall asleep or ill listen to the podcast. (so watermelon) I think you should all do a challenge where you try running your own business. Hopefully kim doesn’t blow anyone up in the process. xoxo Sending love from Australia 🇦🇺
RuPaul/RuPaul’s SimDrag Race: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon? 🍉
Name: garden strawberry soda chicken salad
Kardasim Sisters and an especially big shoutout to my favorite watermelon sisters and Not you, Kim—I hate you for what you did to my cat and my reputation. But that’s another story. I’m a full-time listener to your podcast and can’t get enough of your videos. So even though I know all about Glow Glow Glow’s disastrous reputation, I decided to support you guys’ businesses anyway. I work as an artist at an art gallery, painting masterpieces that people actually pay good money for. One night, while watching one of your videos (obviously), I realized with horror that my boss was coming to pick up a commissioned painting in an hour, and I hadn’t even started! But no worries—I had just ordered the Glow Glow Glow Juicy Paints. What could go wrong, right?
So, there I was, frantically painting away in my living room when my boss arrived. I let him in, left him for a moment, and came back to find my cat *eating* the Glow Glow Glow paint! I immediately pulled him away, praying that the 1,452-page instruction manual wasn’t lying about its “non-toxic” claims. Spoiler: it was. My cat started puking all over the table, and to my absolute horror, the table began melting. MELTING!!! Just as I was trying to process my now-liquid table, my boss walked in to see the chaos. Before I could explain, my cat—now looking more like a gremlin than a pet—lunged at me, clawed out one of my eyes, and began chasing my boss around the gallery. My boss tripped, my cat ripped out his hair, and now my once-loyal feline has vanished into the night. I’m half-blind, unemployed, and currently being sued by a coworker who fell into the hole my cat’s puke created in the gallery floor. Would I recommend Glow Glow Glow Paint? Only if you want to experience the absolute unraveling of your life. But hey, the glow was pretty cool for the five minutes it lasted before everything went to hell. I still love you, Kardasim sisters (except you, Kim), but maybe I’ll stick to non-glowing, non-puking, non-cat-transforming paints next time.
Love from your deeply traumatized friend, Xavier.
Disney Princesses: So Watermelon? Or so not Watermelon? 🍉
Kris Jenner: So watermelon or so not watermelon?
WHEN IS DOJA SIM (CAT) MAKING A DEBUT APPEARANCE ???!!!!!