EPISODE 90 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello from norway to, the most beautiful,wonderful and important sisters😜😍now, I have listened to all your episodes and usually I listen to advice, but when Khloe and the boring sister told me not to buy glow glow glow I thought: kheam would NEVER do me any harm, so I looked at the website and I found glow glow glow satanic kit. I felt very intrigued so I bought it🤭 let's not talk about how long it took to ship, but when I finally arrived I opened the box the kit came in and SATAN POPPED UP😭👹I got so scared I sharted my pants and it stank so badly my mom and my brother passed out, I WILL SUE YOU KHEAM,(I still love you though queen kheam)😘😘😘😘 goobai two of the sisters slay🤗

Who is the smartest:Gerrymandering

Ps: Love your podcast , I hear it since 2020 . Love you girls ♥️ you make me laugh so much

Hi kardasim sisters!! I just wanted to thank Khloe for making my sisters birthday great (aria) she loved your message.

Hi Kardasims! Kim, you are the bravest warrior of your family, and I admire you so so much! Kourtney, I meditate to your voice <3 and hi Khloé! Anyway, in order from first to last, who in your entire family would make it furthest in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE??? My guess is KIM, as shes a fighter and survivor. She'll GLOW GLOW GLOW (go go go) so far.

Hello, I wish that I had more time to Wright this message. I was contacted by Ms Vanish (Kim). I went to her vanish IVF Clinic and came out as a giant glowing baby with giant Pink flames coming out of my a**. I rang the helpline and was told I had the Bugatti Cheek Surgery. Turns out I'm now part car and my a** is the Exhaust, I rate this glowing experience 10/10 and I will be coming back.

F**k you khlow khlow, that sounds like a Chihuahua name.

Kourtney is an Icon, just like Khiem🌟🌟🌟

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Me and my fellow fighter and survivors Shantaloosa and Nicole are organizing the LARGEST protest against Glow Glow Glow. I am asking for Khloe and Kourtney to join us and 30 million people to walk the streets to the main factory where we will storm in and save all the workers and trapped victims inside. I have created picket signs that you guys can print out.

#BANGLOWGLOWGLOW4EVER

#MARCHAGAINSTGLOWGLOWGLOW

#KIMSUCKS

In my world khloè kok Roch Kourtney sloot and Kim mandrill

So I'm deyeer and in my world kimadrill hurts people with her ass

Ass ass ass(Glow glow glow)

Wing wing walk( booty booty pop juice)

And yawn yawn yawn (No No No)

When I tried it on I turned into a Cheshire cat plus send help -cattor

Once

On a nice Sunday

Glow glow glow came to catertropolis I'm an assistant of the loyal leader catya. when some one tossed a glow glow glow invisi cream

Hyperbole whose the smartest

Glowzilla so watermelon or so not watermelon

kourtney having a big ass, so watermelon or so watermelon?

Kourtney dying her hair blonde. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

People skipping Thanksgiving and jumping to Christmas. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

to my dearest kardasims, khloe you are more than a fighter and a survivor, you are an amazing woman and i am lucky to live in the same planet as you do. kourtney i love how you are always nonchalant and dont give a sh1t about your sisters yet shines and paves the way. kim is okay. my question is if you woke up as a type of bar soap, what brand would you be? i love yall greetings from philippines ps. kourtney please step on me, khloe you 4+4= , love you kim and also happy birthday to candle

#Stream1989Taylor'sversion #BoycutHoeHoeHoe(Glow Glow Glow) #ilovecats #HappyBirthdayCandle

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Hi fighter and survivor Khloé (the most watermelon sister) and unbothered queen Kourtney,

Kim is a stupid bitch. I am commenting from my bomb shelter in the Hamptons. I work at a hotel as a concierge person and every year Kim parades her flat ass into my hotel and asks for the "first lady suite" which is "always next to the presidential suite". Me and my coworkers have told Kim there is no such thing and that she can have the presidential suite. And as a ritual, even last year, she says "that's where Ye is". She takes the elevator up to the presidential suite and does god knows what in there, and after she leaves there is a shrine of Yeezy's, Glow Glow Glow products that burn through the floor, and nasty ass orange soda. This year, me and the rest of the people who work at the hotel had enough. We told her all of the rooms already had people in them and we had our security guards forcefully remove her. Everything was fine until the next morning when flaming Glow Glow Glow bath bombs started flying towards our hotel. She had Glow Glow Glow salads with radioactive dressing being dumped into our pool, American Horror Story posters with her face on them that grew legs and a mouth and started eating people, and she used her ass to shake the foundations of our building, injuring everyone inside. We thought the world was ending, we said our final prayers and fled to the bomb shelter under the hotel. Khloé, Kourtney, I beg you, please help me survive this stupid bitch.

SNAKES - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Taylor SimSwift's re-recorded albums - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello. I don't know if you remember me, but its kate, amelias friend. I am currently in a motel in the middle of the simdesert. I am hiding from Kim right now, and it all started a week ago. I had finally gotten together the perfect team of atterneys to take down Kim, everything was going to plan. The court was being held in sim angles, so I stayed in a sim inn. I brought my pet dog, for I couldn't leave her home alone for this long. When I got there I got my key card and went to my room. I opened my door, and there it was. It was a basket with ribbons all over it. I walked closer to it, and read the lable, it read, "See you in court! Maybe this will hold you over! - Kim". I couldn't believe it. How is this women so shallow? I threw the basket on the floor. It was about 8pm and I was feeling tired from the long flight, so I got changed and laid in the queen sized bed. I turned off the light, and tried to fall asleep. I opened my eyes to a bright light coming from the rooms entry way. "Who's there!?" I said. I heard high heels on the floor and the light pointed towards the floor. It was kim, and my pet dog, poodle the pug, was in her hand. I screamed. This has to be a bad dream! I threw my pillow at kim and tried to pick up my phone. Poodle is a smart dog! She would come to me! "Poodle! come here!" Poodle didnt listen. her eyes were glowing pink, and then it clicked. Kim had hypnotised my dog. Kim ran out of my hotel room! The next day at court she didn't even show. Kim I know you're on the run. I will find you and get justice!

Hi Kardasims!1!!!! I'm coming to you from Californsim. I love you guys so much and you guys are so funny and amazing. Especially Khim, except that's what I would say if I was a fucking idiot that drinks orange soda. My problem to give you guys today has to do with Keehm, which is pretty obvious. I was going to sleep after drinking orange soda because it was a dare. That night I had the worst and most horrifying dream ever. Kim came to me and I was in the Glow Glow Glow factory. She told me, and I quote, "BUY GLOW GLOW GLOW! BUY GLOW GLOW GLOW!" Over and over again. It was just like sleep paralysis. She then multiplied into 200 Kimockroaches and started crawling all over me and into my mouth until I couldn't breathe. I woke up thankfully, but not in my bed. Not in my home, either. I looked up to see a black night sky with zero stars because of all the pollution from what I saw to be the Glow Glow Glow Vanish Facility. It was the biggest building I've ever seen, and even though it was big it was hard to see because of all the orange smoke coming out of it. It burned my poor little eyes and I started weeping. I ran to the nearest Booty Booty Pop Juice Gas station where gas was passed to me. I managed to call the police and I returned home safely, to which I am writing to you all today. It turns out I was not in Californsim, I was at a man-made island called Glow Island. It took me 3 weeks to be able to get a flight back to my home because nobody wants to come here. Apparently it's not on maps because the FBA (The obscure company that approved Glow Glow Glow) doesn't want people to know about it. I also discovered that the FBA is owned by Glow Glow Glow. SO. Kim, if you are wondering, I'm the reason why 60 percent of your factories vanished. I used the Ultra-sized blackest box to teleport your facilities into Pluto (the planet not the island in Europe). Now, the land that once housed the origin of destruction is being turned into wild landscapes for native animals to flourish in. I love you all so much especially you, Khloe and Kourtney and no I did not spell Kom's name wrong because I do not love her. Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney!! Kim go to hell where you can burn in the flaming pools of orange soda.

Hello Kardasim Sisters. I am an avid listener and this is my first time commenting. My favorite is Kim. I think she is unappreciated by everyone but i believe she is truly the best. First, She is blessed to have amazing and wonderful sisters like Khloe and Kourtney. 2nd, Kim is the true fighter and survivor, and the true unbothered queen. Fighting multiple lawsuits, surviving with her limited intelligence and being unbothered by the cries of help from her customers. 3rd, out of the 3 sisters, Kim looks the like oldest one, beaten up by time, problems and possibly from all the chemicals of the wonderful Glow Glow Glow products, while the other two looks young and fresh, so she should be respected and revered. She really is one of a kind.

My question is for khloe and kourtney, What do you think is kim's best quality? Love you guys so much especially to Kim. Stay watermelon. Love from the philippines.😍😘

does kim give discounts or coupons? i cant afford it sadly😔

Who's the smartest: Moeity.

Skin color underwear: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasim sisters, I have a question for all 3 of you. Who do you consider to be the best actor in the family, and why will the answer be Kourtney with her 10 seconds cameo in the Nicki and Lana Halloween video that effortlessly eat up Kem's joke of an acting attempt in Simerican Horror Story, despite her having literally been correctly called the Glow Glow Glow Demon and is an actual lying, cheating, scamming owner of a deadly bioweapon company? Love you both and stay watermelon, Khloe and Kourtney.

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋*𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜

𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝙺𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚖, 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑! 𝙺𝚑𝚕𝚘𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚕! 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜! 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎?

Who's the smartest; onomatopoeia

Seasoning chicken; so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kardasims, i wonder, like many others of the fans do, of what happen with the Diva Power show, since we didn't got any episodes at the moment. I was wondering if you girls know anything form the people who runs the reality or something if they know when the upcoming episodes. I can't wait to see how it goes.

Just call me Pito :3 Mabuhay to the 2 most girlboss, most elegant Kardasims Khloe and Kourtney. This is my question for the other irrelevant one: whenever someone takes Kim to court about a complaint about glowglowglow, does Kim try to bribe the jury and judge by giving them "free" products or bribe them with her own booty hole pictures, And do they usually work to make her win lawsuit cases? Love from Kim's stolen lamborghini P.S Collab with Trixie Simtele when 🍉

To help with pronunciation of my name it's said just like Cairo the only difference is the spelling has a K instead of a C.

Hello Kardasims, I just wanted to thank you all. I want you to know that your podcast was one of the last things my 15 year old dog Champ heard before he passed along with the show Bluey. I wanted to thank you for being there with me in a way so I didn't feel so lonely when he passed. Thank you all again for your podcast, I hope you all gain even more support and that glow glow glow gets permanently shut down for everyone's safety 🐯💙🍉

Hello to the kockroach Khloe, skinny legend and icon Kourtney and the watermelon queen Kem.

So I was enjoying my walk in a local forest and to my surprise saw that there was an illegal dump of expired booty booty pop juice defiling the area! It has contaminated the plants, animals, and nearby river. There are hundreds of dead fish all around the river with big booties, and multiple dead deer nearby with BBPJ bottles stuck on their noses. Now, I recently saw on the news that Khloe bought half of BBPJ and has been the face of the company for a long time, so Khloe, now as the co-owner and face of BBPJ, did you know of this?! Poluting nature is so NOT watermelon.

I tried contacting BBPJ customer service, and when it was finally my turn and I told them the situation, I was called a stupid bitch and the phone hung up. So I desperately called No No No customer service to see if they could help, and they generously and graciously sent over boxes of No No No More Spray to use on the BBPJ illegal dump, and luckily the dump started to neutralize safely slowly but surely.

Now, sadly, most of the damage has already been done to the area. The province will be filing a lawsuit for the chemical pollution that was done by BBPJ. Thank you to the skinny legend and icon Kourtney, for helping us when BBPJ failed to do so; that's SOOO watermelon of you! <3

#bootybootynojuice #sonotwatermelon #cancelthejuice

Hello Khloe, Kourtney...and Kim,

Greetings all the way from the Philippines~ I was happy to know that our local mall opened a Booty Booty Pop Juice shop and it was hit that I almost failed to grab a bottle, but luckily I did get the last one, but the strangest thing was, there was a Glow Glow Glow Moisturizing Orange Salad Scented Lotion freebie which weirdly enough I'm the only one to get.

I just gave the lotion to my sister since she loves lotions and a fan of Kim. A few weeks later, I suddenly smelled oranges around the house and heard my sister scream for help; my sister's skin had orange patches around her body that looked like an orange peel, we tried to use ointments and oils, but it just spread even worse and faster. My sister is afraid of turning into an actual orange, typing this from the hospital, even the doctors don't know what to do so they quarantined her for several toxic chemicals from her body, including our family, even our house is being fumigated because apparently, the orange smell was also toxic. We want Kim's statement about this and possibly give our family and the houses within 1 mile radius from us reparations and a public apology

A flower dress that looks like a grandma's couch

so watermelon or so mot watermelon

Kendall's modeling

so watermelon or so not watermelon?

who's the smartest: nightmarish

ignoring your friends desperate cries for help.

so watermelon or so not watermelon?

please make kylie, caitlyn and kris do the that's so watermelon segment for the 90th episode

Heyo, Kardasims! I've been watching you guys for about a year now! Alright, let's get straight to the point.

So, i've been begging my dad to get a game called Simtoon. Once it was my birthday, my dad surprised me with the game! I soon realized that it looked... Different. Instead of the title being Simtoon, it was... Glowglowglowtoon? At the time, i didnt really care. I thought it was just a printing error on the case of the game. So i booted the game up on my console and started playing. I soon realized something was VERY VERY WRONG! The first thing i noticed was that my character was a floating GlowGlowGlow Shampoo Bottle. I thought the game was about squids, not radioactive waste. I decided to keep playing, walking over to the idol's studio. WHAT HAPPEN TO THEM? Simshiver was a GlowGlowGlow Football Headspray, Simfrye was a GlowGlowGlow Forehead Love Potion, and BIG SIM... How do i even describe him... Big Sim was turned into a flat GlowGlowGlowzilla with long, disgusting legs and blonde hair with... No roots... It was gross. Don't even get me STARTED with the storymode. The plot of it was to help old woman Kim defeat the evil NoNoNo boxes using radioactive explosive GlowGlowGlow Box Removing Lotion and save the world from the BootyBooty Pop Juice and cockroach QUEEN and her cockroach army with GlowGlowGlow Khloe Cockroach Bug Spray. KIM, HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH AN AMAZING GAME FOR ME!! I have NO idea who gave you permission to rip off of the game, but you're getting sued eventually! Kim, you BETTER lend me the money to get the REAL Simtoon!

As my first post on this forum, this is pretty negative. I hope someday i'll have something nice to say to Kim... NOT. Anyways, Khloe and Kourtney are the best.

PS: I just realized how comparable you guys are to Deep Sim, the current idols of Simtoon. So, here are my assignments for you guys!

Simshiver - Kim... Mostly because she's greedy. I would like to apologize to all those Simshiver fans out there for having their fav compared to KIM...

Simfrye - Khloe! She's got angry issues ( which is alright and we love her for that ), yet she's very lovable and the best sister / idol EVER. Also, she's the TRUE leader of this podcast! Simfrye should've won the leader Simfest too... ROBBED

Big Sim - Kourtney because she's FLAT, and we love her for that

Kim being on the new season of Simerican Horror Story: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Hi Kardasim sisters, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kem. I had wanted to contact you for awhile now, about a year ago i found out im actually related to you guys, I grew up without a mother and recently asked my father why, he was hesitant but told me that a very long time ago him and kris had a child, (that being kim ) but apparently kris was still in labour and a minute later i came out, him and kris agreed that custody is split and my dad chose me. So thats the story, i didnt believe it but he kept old medical records and photos, and there i was right beside kim. So over the past weeks i have been sending letters regarding this but nothing seemed to get through and when i asked i got a reply saying "No one will believe you, and i will have my lawyers shut you up -K" im hoping this gets through and i can finally meet my real sisters, Thank you, Love Trish.

Hey kardasim sisters Khloe, Kourtney and the Cry Baby, The "successful" business woman, Ugly crying bitch, Kim. I wanna say first of all, the video of me burning glow glow glow went viral and I know Kim lost her mind. Questions for Kourtney. First, would you go out for dinner with De Nicki Minaj or with Kim? Next question, would you try on booty booty pop juice to have a nice ass or glow glow glow to have some disgusted, toxic chemicals in your skin? Last question, is it true that you will be the next siri for the new simphone [iPhone]?

Botany:

So watermelon or so not watermelon

Annalise: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

That's so Watermelon: - Kim Kardashian in American Horror Story OR as a Question: Hi Sisterssss 🐍! Khloe, ignore the stupid bitch alligations by everyone! Your BBPJ is iconic no matter what! I have a question for Kim and Kourtney. Kim, how does it feel to know you will never be able to act on any show like your human counter part? Since you're so pathetic and talentless at everything, accept creating horrible products and bio weapons that destoy millions of lives including those of alternate realities. <3 And to Kourtney, my Queen, my spirit animal and my will to live. If you saw a 10 dollar bill and your man, which would you choose? Bye Sisterssss 🐍!!!!!!!

hello kardasims sisters, first off i would like to state the obvious , Khloe and Kourtney are so watermelon!!! but not Kem. My question is for Kem. How do you manage to keep making more products for Glow Glow Glow ,when you don’t make any profit from them. Since nobody wants to buy your toxic products? When will you wake up and see that your products are a menace to society and bring only chaos? Khloe and Kourtney, please help to shut down Glow Glow Glow for good, before it brings the end of the world. Stay watermelon, but not you Khem #KourtneyNoNoNo #KhloeFighterandSurviver #KimDumbandUgly

Hi Kardasims I have something serious to ask you. I know that the three of you have products, two that actually work and one that needs to be shut down and cancelled. However it seems that none of you have a jingle for your products, which might help you to get more consumers and money🤑🤑🤑. That being said which artist would you pick to help you write a jingle for your products and why? And.. what did you girls do for Halloween?

Hello sisters :)

so I'm getting straight to the point. me and my friend Becky were employees in the glow glow glow company and one day we decided to get concert tickets on the lobby. she was getting Taylor Simswift tickets while I'm getting Simyoncè tickets but then the stupid witch Kim caught us so we immediately went back to the factory.

10 minutes later, my friend Becky was called into Kim's office and i got confused 'cause we were both caught getting tickets but she only called Becky. And guess what, that was the last time I saw Becky and it's been 3 days. I even reported her missing but still no updates.

Kim in case you didn't know, I have a copy of the glow glow glow files so If you don't release Becky, I will expose the glow glow glow ingredients and you will be dealt with.

Hi yall! A few days ago I saw a fabulous CupcakKe edit of the Kardasims facing FNAF and I got inspired to make my own! I decided to go with the Presidential Debate video because I felt like I had more good stuff to work with. Anyways here is what I cooked so far, tell me what you guys think. (not a submission for anything I just wanted to share)