Keycards So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello watermelon sisters.

Do you think Kendall should start her own brand, and if so what should she produce?

Love you guys stay watermelon! 🍉

Hi Kardasims, as you have noticed lately there have been a ton of trends and news lately. I say you guys should go on a speedrun video on trying them out. I think it should go like this: The video continues off from Kardashians on the Titanic, a submarine saves you guys but then is about to implode. Before that happens you guys and your asses save yall and float to the Diva Island shore. The next challenge of Diva Power is to drink the most Simace Shakes. After the challenge ends with Khloe winning, Kem gets found out she made the Simace Shakes from her Glow Glow Glow factory. The video ends with Kem uploading an apology video on the new SimThreads app (cuz SimTwitter's dying) playing her ukelele denying the body counts reported.

The body counts were all the Diva Power contestants. Except Khloe. The series ends with her as the winner and Kem in jail.

Hello fighter and survivor Khloe, watermelon queen Kourtney and the Biowepon snake, fraud business woman, and failed lawyer Kim🐍🐍🐍! I was going for my daily walk in Los Simgeles when i walked past a store that seemed to be having a party going on so i decided to check it out. When i got inside the was your mother Kris standing next to a sign that said new "Hey Sweetie makeup line coming next month!" Apparently it was a lunch party for kris's new make up line and has had all positive reviews!! Do you guys know she was coming out with her own products? Kim dont be jealous! #nonono #bbpj #heysweetiemakeup

Hi Khloe and Kourtney! I hope y'all are doing well! My question is for the true fighter and survivor and the sister with the biggest booty Khloe! What inspired you to organize your pantry? Stay watermelon 🍉

Being cheap so watermelon or so not watermelon

Celebrities that became celebrities because they can sing So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

HELLO TO THE GORGEOUS KARDASIMS SISTERS and hello to kim too ig. This is how a glow glow glow DISASTER helped me find the love of my life.

I ordered the glow glow glow body lotion and i used it after my shower. First it started to sting and burn my skin . Then these weird green spots appeared all over my body AND THEN my left arm swelled up so bad that i had to rush into the ER.

And there this really hot doctor took care of me and explained to me that he'd seen a lot of these cases and he gave me Some kind of booty booty pop juice medicine. Anyway we ended up going out for coffee and we bonded on how much ur products SUCK AND HOW THEY ARE A DANGER TO PEOPLE.

thank u very much KOM and i love so much khloe and Kourtney.

Hello hello, fellow glorious sisters! Today i've got a question for all 3 of you!

To Khloe, Kourtney, and Kimchi,

What would be the perfect kebab for y'all? (for example; a piece of chicken, a chunk of watermelon, a pistachio... anything you'd like to add in one kebab skewer)

Hey sisters, how's it going so far?! Have you guys checked out the newest Lana and Nicki's video on SimGM? I'm pretty sure this is the first time Nicki's name in the subtitle is actually spelled Nicki Meneh and I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT!!!

I have question for Khloe, the ambassador for kockroach body transform shower gel and queen of gas donation: what do you think about putting "de'' infront of your name? Like de Khloe Kardas? I won't ask Kourtney since I knew her name was perfect and need no change. And last BUT ......... ALSO....... LEAST! Kưgêeasfwăvbfwem (srsly I don't want to mention you but you will end up crying so this is a pity question for you)! I just want to ask that will your ugly name ever be spelled Kem in SimGM up coming videos? Stay watermelon you guys.

Who's the Smartest: columbarium

Khloe always ending the podcast

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Jiafei's products So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

hey glorious and sexy sisters Khloe and Kourtney and the other one, what's her name again ?? ohh KHOMMM

I AM SPEECHLESS

I do not know when KHOM will learn her lesson! She is so delulu and needs serious help.

Last month i got the glow glow glow bazooka blister buster shoes which were designed to avoid blisters and heal them if you so happened to get them. When i received them 3 years after my order l wore them and oh boy did MY FEET NOT SWELL AND BECOME A HUGE BLISTER BALL!! i could barely see my toes as they were sucked in😭😭

i immediately saw that KANYE was advertising his new Neezy Squeezy shoes and i got them with immediate effect. My feet are now back to normal and deflated all thanks to Ye's Neezy Squeezy shoes!!

THANK YOU YE INDEED🙏🏼

#wearetherealrocksters

hey to the most gorgeous sister kourt, the most watermelon sister and true fighter and survivor khlo

and hymm.

my question is for the glow glow glow addict, due to the unfortunate circumstances in the sim-economy. workers are organising and going on strike, specifically the glow glow glow union. but this is mainly down to their terrible working conditions.

do you think it's acceptable to pay your workers just $5 dollars AN HOUR?? to deal with that toxic waste?? they are miracle workers kem and do the best with the (bad) tools they are given. i've also heard that some striking workers you have been sending to VANISH??????

when will you give your workers a significant payrise, you greedy con artist. i'm convinced girls that one day you'll be seeing hymn's face on the 6 o clock news. she truly is a murderer.

anyways love you khloe and kourt, make sure kim gives up glow glow glow and turns it off off off.

Good working conditions

so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Khloe, in a previous episode you said that if you made a special edition Khloe Kardasim dvd people would buy it. Unfortunately your two unsupportive sisters were quick to say no one would purchase such a thing. I am here to come to the defense of the true fighter and survivor and say that I would buy it. What would your special edition khloe dvd be about? Much love from Canada

Hello to the Iconic skinny legend Kourtney, The True FIGHTER & SURVIVOR/Host of podcast Khloe and also hello to Kim I guess, my question is for the two sisters Kourtney & Khloe, did you guys receive my hidden message on Kim's glow glow glow commercial, I wanted to let you know that I was able to get all the dark secrets and scandals behind glow glow glow from Vanish and was about to make it go public when all of a sudden Kim & her glow glow glow team came and KIDNAPPED ME and forced me to use her bio weapon products for a commercial, since then my body has been peeling, burning and leaving marks on my body and to top it all off she destroyed ALL the evidence I had on her!! Please Khloe & Kourtney you must find a way to finish glow glow glow ONCE AND FOR ALL, she has hurt too many of us and we can't afford to lose anymore lives! P.S. I just received word that Kim is close to making a Glow glow glow Tv which is meant to be used for MIND CONTROL to force us to buy all her products!!

Kim getting eliminated from last celebrity to leave the island....watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi kardsim sisters except……the bitch ass lawyer KEEHM..anyway recently I bought the GLOW GLOW GLOW face gel because my face was breaking out, when i took out the box and then put the gel on my face and left it for 10 minutes, after the 10 minutes my skin started to peel off, and my face felt like there was lava on my face, I ran to the mirror and saw my face was had blisters all over it, I drove as quick as I can to the hospital, the doctor said I had 3rd degree Burns….. I HAD 3RD DEGREE FUCKING BURNS, now I’m currently in the hospital the said I need to stay in here for 6 months but besides that I bought the BBPJ and now my butt is bigger than Saturn. Ps to KEEHM WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL ME AND MY BUTT ARE GONNA CRUSH UR COMPANY AND THAT IS NOT A THREAT ITS A SPOILER. #takedownGLOWGLOWGLOW #ilovebbpj

(listener response)

Yesterday I bought one of Kim's Glow Glow Glow face cleaners. My entire face caught on fire and i nearly died. Kim I'm filing a lawsuit and I'm suing you. Also Kourtney, you're the best.

the beautiful sister kourtney the true fighter and survivor khloe and the ugly, rude, bratty, disgusting, no good conartest kehm I have three questions 1 kourtney how on earth do you just not care? I would kill to have your ability 2 khloe I know it might be hard to be a fighter and survivor AND having to host a podcast how do you put up with kehm ( the ugly one) finally kehm how did it feel knowing you killed my baby sister with your new glow glow glow juice formula we read all 30 pages of your book and she ended up pooping until she died the doctors described it as an act of poison anyways that's all bye beautifuls and kehm (did I mention that she's ugly)

(listener response) so today i went to simulta and i bought a few of kehms bioweapons in hope of finding a cure for the hybrid zombies that kehm had created i then went home and ordered some on demand no no no boxes (space edition) for the low low price of 10,00000,0000,000,00,0 dollars i then ordered some og bbpj and the reverse watermelon bbpj elixir i had to contain the glow glow glow products i brought in a secret lab under my friend de nicki minajs house i started studying the products they started to burn through my heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy duty booty booty pop juice bio suit i rain out of the laboratory and i rushed to seal it so no more of that toxic waste got through i knew i had to hurry as the zombies were nearing simalabases so i patched up my suit and reinforced it by rapping some of kourtneys no no no boxes around it i walked down into the lab to see the nuclear fog had hit the groundi stepped through the fog extracting small samples of the bright green nuclear fog i put the samples under the microscope and saw tiny pieces of watermelon there were also nuclear cells and they had heartbeats i came to the conclusion that her products were alive so i out it in the bio scanner and it showed 76438 life forms i put some of the juice from the watermelon sheet mask that caused the whole hybrid zombie epidemic on it and they infused into a mini watermelon zombie i picked up the zombie and it bit my hand i wasn't sure how much time i had left to make the cure so i patched up my bite and got to work i extracted space cells from khloes no no no box and put them on my bite the wound started burning so bad but it stoped glowing bright red and hurt less after the burning stopped i then took some of the reverse watermelon bbpj and put it on my bite it then started closing up but i could feel my body transforming into a glow glow glow zombie watermelon zombie AND ass zombie monster so i took the og bbpj space cells from kourtneys no no no box and some reverse watermelon bbpj combined it into a juice and drank it my skin returned to normal and all the damage from kehms bioweapons got reversed i then formulated more of these cures and dropped a whole no no no galactic expedition box full of the cures onto the mariah sim carey and she returned to normal her whole blood line of zombies she created turned back to normal to together we worked together to stab and take down the watermelonzilla it fell into the ocean of simalibu and it evaporated and its dust went into the ocean and infecting the water so we then put the cure in the water and it returned to a nice clear blue color we then pumped the cure into a canon and it blew all over the entire contenint of simerica killing all left over hybrid zombies i got a free 1,000000,00000,0000,000,00,0 dollars from the government for curing the zombies and i spent it all on bbpj and no no no kehm i hope your fake ass explodes and i will be contacting my private body guard to arrest you and take you to space and strand you on the moon watch out you slut

(Listener response)

Hi to the most watermelon sisters khloe kourtney and de nicki minaj.

Its eclipse sim

I am an trans artist and a witch. But Im here today to just show yall some fanart I made for kourtney because I felt like kourtneys outfit didnt showcase the real beauty of kourtney. So I decided to make one. I was originally gonna do khem but then I remembered im not a horror artist and I dont wanna scar anyone with khema face her personality is scary enough being 98 percent plastic and all And I dont mean her body. Shut up kim ik ur crying. I was gonna do khloe but I realized she gets enough fanart so I decided to do kourtney instead since her beauty is rare and exquisite and so is her fanart... also I bought a No no no box and when I opened it I actualy found something inside...

The darkhold Thats right the darkhold that the scarlet sim witch has But I have it now and im happy to say Im satisfied with my purchase I use it to boost profit for booty booty pop juice and no no no boxes and Also I use it to destroy glow glow glow factories which khem prolly knows about since I did it last weeked. Dont worry I freed everyone there before I did. Being a sim with the darkhold is pretty usefull since now when i get stuck in pools Without the ladder I just use the darkhold send electric waves to the persons mind to let me free... but yea I also used my powers to turn some not all people back to normal using booty booty pop juice enhanced by enhanced I mean I used magic to enhance its healing properties not everyone though. I've only been able to do the ones that arent cockroaches but something else cockroaches are harder to do. OH shit glow glow glow has found me... KHems you'll never catch me alive! Ill be on the run for now since khems hunting me down. Feel free to ask khem about me.

eclipse signing off

If I dont respond its safe to assume im dead or a cockroach...

(Btw please dont repost the fanart. Tyyy)

Anyways XOXO eclipse

Negan (From the Walking Dead) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Kanye West: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Coach: so watermelon or so not watermelon

lana del rey is so watermelon or so not watermelon ? p.s kourtney is a fighter and survivor

(Listener Response)

Hey Kardasim Sisters, I'm here to talk about my fiance, Keith, who is a worker at the Glow Glow Glow Factories. But first, I want to thank Kourtney for Making No No No, The boxes have helped me so much and the deliveries are so fast!

But anyway, My fiance is a Worker at the Glow Glow Glow Factories. We were in a moment of desperation, and we needed some money. So my fiance applied to be a worker at Glow Glow Glow.

He got accepted, and i was happy but slightly worried because of the reputation of Glow Glow Glow.

A few days later, He didn't come back home, even after a day later.

So i drove to the factory, but the security wouldn't let me in...

So i jumped through the barricade and ran into the factory. I found Keith, who looked so soulless... Everyone there did.

I grabbed Keith's arm and tried to make him go home, but he kept saying no, and kept asking who i was. He forgot everything about his life before coming to work there. I was then taken away by security guards and i cried cause keith didn't plan on coming back.

So in other words: Don't work at Glow Glow Glow, AKA the memory erasing facility.

(Listener response) Hey Kardasims, I want to thank you for creating such lovely products. I am one of the scientists from NASA (National Aeronautics and Simspace Association), and it has been fun experimenting and using the products for our new and innovative technologies. We had been using the No No No boxes (Space Edition) to help us further our technology in our space ventures, and we had been using the Booty Booty Pop juice as great incentives for our workers. The Head of our department even increased the salaries of those who had been great in our recent evaluation.

I also wanted to thank Kim for greatly contributing to our space ventures. We had been using the Glow Glow Glow products as fuel for some of our experimental spaceships, but they are still in the experimental stage (please let me off the hook as I can't reveal a lot more than that). The Glow Glow Glow products (especially the Glow Glow Glow Bio, Glow Glow Glow Sunscreen, and Glow Glow Glow Micellar Water) even work as a good bioweapon, which would help us defend ourselves against hostile organisms. In a couple of shakes, they explode so well. Thank you, Kim.

We are trying to contact you on your Glow Glow Glow hotline to hire you as one of our bioweapon specialists, but no one would even answer the hotline, so I was tasked with messaging you here on this podcast. Thank you. Please respond to our email to your company. We need your brain as a Bioweapon Specialist.

Who's the smartest: Kem

(listeners response) hey kardasim sisters, its me.. one of the cockroach survivers. ive been living in the ditch with the 2nd vanish head quarters for a while now. yesterday i was crawling through the vents to spy on kehms stupid bitch company. i saw kehm inject a syringe into her head that said "lizard venom." when she left the room i went to look around and i saw a bunch of cages with mutant cockroach survivors and stolen booty booty pop juice drinks and no no no special edition boxes. khem came back to the room as one of the cockroach survivors was trying to escape and she used her giant lizard tounge to throw the survivor into the no no no blackest box. i ran out of there quickly. scared. this concludes my theory... khem is half lizard. shes been hiding this from the other watermelon sisters her whole life. my question is: how do you (khloe and kourtney) feel about your sister being a half lizard flop business woman? ps: khloe i bought your glow glow glow reverse booty booty pop juice drink and my brown lizard scales are turning back into normal skin! and kourtney your no no no house size box is really cozy. i am happy with my purchases.

hiii this is part 2 for of everytime kim cries in the kardasim podcast! hope u enjoy:)))

are cactuses so watermelon or so not watermelon

algal for whos the smartest

black profile pictures so watermelon or so not watermelon

is the new ice sim and de nicki minajeh so water melon or so not watermellon??

To all the sisters starting with khloe:

Chicken garden salads are amazing but what do you think about vegan chicken salads?? It's soo watermelon because it doesn't hurt animals and also the chicken is substituted by jackfruit that's seasoned to taste like chicken. If you don't like it thats okay khloe i forgive you

To Kourtney: Can you make a portal box kit? One items goes through box 1 and comes out box 2

To the last and least, Km: You might have noticed that 3 of your Glow Glow Glow warehouses have suddenly gone missing. I bought all the blackest boxes and put them into there and turns out, it exploded into space and formed a new fighter and survivor planet

Stay watermelon guys

Who's the smartest: philodendron

Khloe's crying: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

hi kardasims sistahs! I love your podcasts but recently I tried kems glow glow and everyone said I smelled like sh!t and I also kept getting acne, never make glow glow again:) also Khloe you slay the title fighter and survivor

SimCarolina Reaper: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SimCocaCola: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Porta potty: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Vanderpump Rules's Scandoval: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Venting people's problems: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Complimenting people's outfits: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Microbiology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Getting to do things for someone without your consent: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Faking your illness: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

big hoop earrings so watermelon/ so not watermelon