EPISODE 92 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello kardasims!!! Especially Kourtney a.k.a. the best,,, this question goes to all of you three. If you get to choose between two rooms and sleep in it for one night what would it be: a room with Kylie or a room with Rob

Happy new year to Kardasim sisters Khloe and Kourtney, um... oh hi Kheum almost forgot you were on this podcast for a second. Anyways moving on my question is for the skank con artist bankrupt "business woman", I'm sure you know who I'm talking about because said business woman sent me some happy new year gifts. I open the front door after hearing the bell ring, at exactly 12am at night on new years day some fireworks exploded into my face knocking me tf out. My doctor told me at the hospital that the police found security footage of my front door. Said business woman was caught throwing fireworks in my face as soon as I opened the door before she ran off. These fireworks were made by a company called glow glow glow or in my mind, glow glow shit. This company has a horrible reputation so I'm sure you all know that I have no face now and I am headless. That's how dangerous these products are. Could this said business woman help me get my head back? I assume fucking not. Glow glow glow bitch.

Hello Kardasims!!! and especially hello to my 2 favorites kourtney and khloe. my dad's friend's cousin's best friend's mom's daughter's grandma's adoptive son's boyfriend's dog's babysitter is in love with me. what do I do?? (i dont love him back, but he's cute)??????? im in a crisis!!!

Hiya super watermelon sisters. My question is for the host of the podcast Kim. The reason Kim is the host is because she has never been replaced by  a guest on any segment. But khloe is still THE fighter and survivor and Kourtney is a queen (so plz don't fight besties). Anyway! Kim, is the conspiracy true that you and your sisters companies actually work together and combine profits? Kim causes damage with glow glow glow, BBPJ cures it and Nonono protects against it? If its true then that's so watermelon. Lots of love. X

3D model of Kim"s brain in her office. So watermellon or so not watermellon?

Hello host Khloe and queen Kourtney. And Khem. have been listening to your podcast for three years now. I hope you all are having a great 2024 so far! I drew you guys a picture. Drawing Khim was a bit difficult, due to her unique features, but I tried my best! That leads to my question.

Kheme, how do you go about life, having the confidence to be a famous sim celebrity and start a business looking the way you do? You see, I too have features that resemble a deformed reindeer. Have you always looked like that, or is your striking appearance caused by a product from glow glow glow? I was born looking like this, and I find it hard to live my life like a normal person. I have very low confidence and I have been rejected from any jobs in customer service because employers tell me I will scare the customers. I really admire you for inspiring all odd-looking people out in the world. It’s nice to see that someone like you can be so successful. Please let me know if you have any encouraging words of support.

Stay watermelon 🍉

Hey Kim Kardasim, I have a great & very positive message for your product (Glow Glow Glow). When I put it on my face (followed instructions), it was beautiful, then Khloe broke into my house & put a poisonus sprayer in it & I sprayed her in the eyes with it. When I did, her eyes looked like she just woke up, & Khloe was never the host of the podcast, you were. #KimKardasimIsAlwaysTheHost

Hello Watermelon Queens; Lovely Kourtney, Khloe, and Kem its been so cold and dry in here lately so the skin on my feet is kinda dry and ashy and then my kinda sus coworker give me glow glow glow super ultra great deluxe wonderful moisturizer serum and then i try it day 1 using the product my feet are far from dry, its so supple and m o i s t, actually too moist that my feet are weeping sticky yellow-ish liquid that i have to wipe every 10 minutes day 2 using the product, i woke up with fluffy feel on my feet, turns out theres like a lion mane mushroom-like thing on both of my feet, i had to ask for off day since i cant use shoes and my feel smells like burnt rubber, not to mention whenever i walk i left a trace of sticky brown liquid. i was worried so i call my coworker and explains what happened to me. He said that its normal while laughing so i just took a rest now is my day 3 using the product, the mushroom thing disappears but now my feet looks neon blue and it somehow glows in the dark, also weeping with blue liquid now, i also have huge craving of eating paper. I desperately try to call my coworker but somehow i cant contact him anymore, my other coworker also didnt see him in the office lately. i am shook is this some kind of side effect? can i have the explanation for my poor feet? :( thanks you so much, love you all watermelon queens and i know that you also love us watermelon babies 😋

kim it's stacey ur lawyer for ur case against the russians we kidnapped i just wanted to update u about what they might use against u in court they had found out abt are secret weapon in the lab for ur next glow glow launch and they're threading us to give them their family's back that we still have in are basement anyways kim stay strong and keep using ur anti aging potion u conjured up in ur witches forest and keep messing with khloe' sand kourtney's products so they can get sued also keep pulling out kris's hair for my potion to create the next glow glow glow weapon take out as much hair as necessary make it look like she has a bald spot stay watermelon

hello, watermelon sisters I enjoy listening to your podcast every day my favourite sisters have to be Kourtney and Khloe not Kim Kim you can go shove your glow glow glow product down your throat and suffer eternal pain two months ago. I had ordered a booty booty pop juice and when my package arrived I had opened it with excitement and joy, but something was different about this product. My skin started to itch. I didn't feel alone in my skin. I thought it was normal, so I left it alone till one night I started to feel scratching on my back I had went to check on the package and to my surprise it said glow glow glow product. I thought this was booty booty pop juice, Kim, your monster so as I'm reading the manual of 10,000 pages I get to the last one and I read not use correctly call 911 I tried to dial 911. Something poked out of my back it was my worst nightmare. Kaitlyn popped out of my fucking bag. Next thing you know my eyes popped out thank God that my neighbours heard what was going on and called the ambulance right away or else I would've been killed , I'm in the hospital right now I'm not that injured but I was that night Kim I will never forgive you you lunatics psychopath what is wrong with you but anyways, my question is what do you think of Simiana Srande new song yes, and ?

Queen of The Kockroaches

Hey, Khloe, you're so watermelon. My question is why do you 3 argue all the time like every time I listen to your podcast, Kim cries, Kourtney isn't fazed, & you call everyone names. That isn't really nice. Sincerely, Rebecca, Queen of The Kockroaches.

so i bought the glow glow glow lipstick and eyeshadow and things were fine at first, but then the next day i woke up and when i looked in the mirror, my eyes looked exactly like Kim's eyes and i sounded exactly like kim! that was so not watermelon and. my sister was freaking out too. so in panic, I got the booty booty pop juice to rub on my eyes and lips to hopefully cure what kim ruined. however, now i have khloe's eyes and i sound exactly like khloe! >:( so then i wrote a review to glow glow glow and booty booty pop juice but all i got was a message that said there was no cure yet. so i bought the no no no cure pack, because i figured that if i had to sound like a kardasim, i would rather sound like kourtney. and for some reason, when it said that my no no no pack was delivered to my house, what i received was the glow glow glow cure pack, what the hell kim? did you switch out the products? shame on you kim you are so not water melon! also my voice sounds exactly like khloe right now, this is so not watermelon (but i have to admit, it's way better than sounding like kim.)

SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT!!!!!

I'm just gonna cut to the chase, do you guys think South Africa is so watermelon or so not watermelon and if you say it's so not watermelon I will send my pet lions to bite off the bricks attached to your behinds. Also Kylie Rocks is way better than glow glow glow. I was lowkey cackling as Khloe was trying Kylie rocks on her face.😭 😭 And Kris is more watermelon than Kim.

Also there should also be a Tyler the creatorsim! ✊

From SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦

Hello kardasims, how are you doin? Hope everything is fantasticcc ;).

I actually came here to ask you guys some advice. So recently I've fallen in love with my hot hunk of a math professor and i just can't help but constantly daydream of him everyday. What should I do??

hey kardasims, to queen kourtney, and to queen khloe. lastly to the bankrupt con.

my question is for all of you. if you were to open a restaurant, what type of cuisine would you serve in there? 🍽️

you guys are so watermelon 🍉

Hello to the most Watermelon sister, Kim. You have been invited to the Illuminati for your great work with Glow Glow Glow and it's bioweapons. We believe that you could be a great asset to our group, with our goal to one day rule the world. We actually used one of your Glow Glow Glow bubble bath to burn down a building because it was so acidic. We love you stay Watermelon. Your initiation would involve burning some booty booty pop juice. Do you accept?

Hello sisters

My favorite sister the emotionless Kourtney and the true fighter and surviver Khloe and kim

You guys are so

watermelon

i am so angry at kim

I recently purchased the new glow glow glow kim phone and I was so excited at first It was cool for 5 minutes!

Then I wanted to listen to some music and I said "Kiri " Kiri is the ai assistant "play some music " and it literally played kanye's whole music career for 7 hours and when I yelled "STOP KIRI" it literally cried the ugliest way it was like "why.... are you yelling at me" and I made the mistake of not reading the 50,000

Word instructions and when I charged my phone and turned it on it explode and now I am in the hospital In a full body cast I am saying this as my sister writes this .

I am suing kim and her entire business.

Luckily the no no no medicine and booty booty pop juice saved me from dieing.

Hope kim burns in hell with kanye where the belong while Khloe and Kourtney throw rocks at them from heaven

Hello kardasims first of all. I bought glow glow glow and it melted my face of. So then I tried booty pop juice and it mad my face even worse. And the I bought no no no, and somehow the emptyness made my face heal. Kourtney your so watermelon and the rest. Ur butts are fake and flat

Good day, Kardasims, especially to my favorite, Kim!

Kim, I'm such a fan of yours. In fact, I call myself Kim Jowen, even though my name is just Jowen. The moment you announced for the first time on your channel approximately five years ago that you are releasing this magnificent product, Glow Glow Glow, I immediately knew that I must have it.

In March 2018, I bought your Glow Glow Glow face moisturizing cream with the fastest delivery option. It cost all of my life savings, which I saved for food and housing, to buy your product, and finally, two months later, I have it with me.

When I opened the box, I was surprised to see that the product I received was a powder and not a cream, even though the bottle said it was Glow Glow Glow face moisturizing cream. Luckily, in May 2018, the same month I received the product, your call center line went online.

I immediately called to ask for assistance, and Khloe picked up the call. I asked her about it, but she immediately dismissed my inquiry and said, "Oh my God, you stupid bitch, you received the product, use it!" and immediately dropped the line. After that, I applied the powder, which was supposed to be a cream, to my face, thinking that the product was supposed to be that way.

The following moments were all blurry to me, and now, in January 2024, I learned that I just woke up from a coma, which I had been under for almost six years. When I woke up, my first thought was to watch your videos and use more Glow Glow Glow immediately. However, the doctor strongly opposed it, and I had to beg him to at least let me use my phone to send this message.

Kim, now that I'm conscious again, I want to send all my love to you. Before I went into a coma and because I am such a super fan, I already knew that you would make a video about going into the white house, making a music video, going to Jurassic Park, joining the purge, and most especially, going to Ye's farm.

I haven't surfed the internet yet, and I am excited to see what you have been up to with your sisters. I love you, Kim, and I hope you and Ye are going strong as the fabulous and inspirational couple you are. Thank you, Ye! Tomorrow, when I wake up, I'm going to roll to the other side of my bed and say," Thank you, Ye!" and drink the orange soda left over I had.

#GlowGlowGlowIsTheBest #orangesodaSUPREMACY

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Hello to the watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney. (I didn't forget Kim) My friends and I had a sleepover around 6 months ago where we all bought one product from No No No, Booty Booty Pop Juice and Glow Glow Glow even though I told them not too. The No No No & Booty Booty Pop Juice products came within 2 weeks of ordering but the Glow Glow Glow product took 6 months to arrive.

We had a second sleepover where we tried each product, the No No No Mansion Extreme with the Hot Tub Add On worked amazingly, the Booty Booty Pop Juice Peach Watermelon Milkshake tasted great, but when it was time to try the Glow Glow Glow BBL Giver is where everything went wrong.

We read all 20,493 intructions in the 4 books that it came with, we used the magnifying glass but my friend still ended up turning into a baby GloZilla. Me and my friend luckily ran out before it could attack us and we searched the whole internet for a cure. We found out that the Booty Booty Pop Juice Moster Cure is what would fix her and the No No No Quarantine Box would keep up safe. After a week we were finally able to cure her. Khloe and Kourtney you both saved all of our lives and Kim I will take you down, I promise.

Hello Beautiful Scrumptious Sisters! The Best Fighter and survivor Kortney and The Queen of The podcast Khloe! ... -sigh- KIM.... ITS YOUR LAWYER I AM OVERLOADED WITH ALL THESE LAWSUITS YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH GLOW GLOW GLOW. YOU WONT RETURN MY CALLS OR EMAILS IVE EVEN SENT A CARRIER PIGEON AND STILL NO RESPONSE FROM YOU. IVE BEEN TRYING TO RECIVE MY PAYCHECK FOR KEEPING YOU OUT OF JAIL AND YOU KEEP SENDING ME GLOW GLOW GLOW GIFT CARDS AS MY PAYCHECK FOR 1 CENT.... YOU HAVE MY NEXT PAY PERIOD TO GIVE ME ALL MY MONEY OR ELSE I WILL TURN IN EVERY EVIDENCE TO THE COURT. A WOMAN I HAD TO STOP FROM SUING YOU SHOWED UP IN THE COURT ROOM WITH A TAIL AND MISSING TOES DUE TO THE GLOW GLOW GLOW LIP MASK. ALSO LET THE KIDS OUT OF THE WAREHOUSE BASEMENT ONE ESCAPED AND HIS PARENTS ARE SUING YOU TOO! IMAGINE HOW HARD IT IS TO DEFEND YOU WHEN THAT STUFF HAPPENS. #LAWYERSUNITE #UNFAIRWORKBYKIM #PAYMEMYFUCKINGMONEY

Favorite shows getting canceled so watermelon or so not watermelon

Kim your glow glow glow ad i was in caused me to fall of a bridge because the glow glow glow nade me blind but the no no no box helped me and helped me see again botty botty pop juice STINKS

Hi sisters, I want to get straight to the point, can you please take Kimh away from the Spotify ads? Whenever a new one pops up I always get jumpscared. One time I was taking a shower and Kimp's voice started playing in the middle of my playlist and I thought she broke into my hose and is about to murder me behind the shower curtains. Please replace her with someone else! This is exactly like getting Krissed, except this is getting Kemmed.

BTW Khloe you're so powerful, the moment you stepped off Diva Power, it had to shut down

Hello Kardasims. I have watched all 91 episodes of your podcast in two days. My favorite segment of the podcast is who's the smartest. You should try to guess what is Phytomedicine. My question is for underrated iconic queen Kim. How do you deal with haters and are you going to make some new glow glow glow products? Happy new year to everyone. <3

Hi beautiful watermelon sisters except for Kim this question is for the only one surviver and fighter Khloe and Kourtney this is my first time asking questions but why is Kim the least interested and talented to look at but Khloe and Kourtney is so gorgeous I thought maybe Kim is from the rubbish bin because what she create the flop flop flop was trash after she senf it to me I only use it to make those rat go away but Khloe and Kourtney create something I could use it on my skin and doesn't kill me? And by the way can y'all invite Ariana Simgrande at episode 100 because she is my favorite singer.

Hello Kardasims,

Hello to my favourite Kim Kardasim and hi to the other two. I just wanted to say, this podcast should be called the Kim Kardasim podcast, because without her it would just be unlistenable. If Kim were to stop doing the podcast one day, it would just be the grating voiced Khloe and the least interesting to look at Kourtney talking about how Kim wasn't there. I mean she and her successful glow glow glow basically provide all the content for the podcast. So thank you Kim.

I just have one question for my favourite sister Kim.

Why is "that's so Watermelon" your segment, but the introduction and the questions are sometimes read by an elderly lady who seems to have smoked 100 packs a day and has respiratory problems? Who is she? Is she your grammy? Anyways it's so nice of you to include her in the podcast. That's so Watermelon.

Bye sisters

KimIsTheBeast

hi beautiful watermelon sisters except Kim fuck you Kim I would like to say something about Kim before I get into things you dumb bitch I ordered your nail glue right and I was using it and I was holding it right and then and then I look away and I look back and it's spilling everywhere right it got onto my leg, right, and now my skin is burning my leg is burning there's a rash there's no hair on my leg anymore and now my leg is a different skin tone Kim when I catch you I'm a put all your hair out you stupid, dumb bitch I swear to God when I find you, I will have you looking like a glow glow glow monster you sick twisted demon, anyways hi khloe and kourtney i love both of u and u guys r so watermelon i do have a question if u could push kim off a 100 feet story building would u do it and would u laugh at that dumb bitches face love u khloe and kourtney and kim keep one eye open u beast there's no beauty anymore just plane ugliness washed up old woman seek help

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe! For episode 90, my comment wasn’t chosen. When I finally listened and found out, I threw out the biggest bitch fit I’ve ever had. Since episode 90 was released, I’ve been experiencing weird symptoms lately but since you guys have done an amazing job being doctors in the recent video, I would like you guys to diagnose me, help! Before i start telling my symptoms, i just wanted to thank Kourtney for her amazing No No No box. It has been three months since i bought it and its so secure that my crush hasn’t escaped from the box. I’ve been cursing people out more and more lately, especially calling people stupid bitches. My ass has gotten so big that i have to ride two bicycles at the same time so its big enough for both of my asscheeks. My body has also been moving by itself, doing a workout called “ups and downs” for an hour straight everyday. The sentence “Fighter and survivor” has been haunting me for a week straight as some weird voice has been whispering that exact sentence to me.every.5.seconds. I am scared. Please help figure out my diagnosis.

Anyway, I have listened to your podcast since forever now. I always listen to you guys everytime i play roblox. Love you guys!

#FreeRobloxForEveryone

Hi kardasims! For Khloe AND Kourtney, what happened the first time you tried glow glow glow if at all?

Greetings Kim Kourtney and Khrole the awesome simsters! So recently I heard Kim was campaigning for a new glow glow glow product called the bad luck potion. I thought why not use it cause I remember you guys saying that if Kim made something to do bad it could maybe do good? And so I bought the product and decided to apply it to myself. After following all 1 instructions which was to pour the potion over my head, I started experiencing the best luck of my life! I won the lottery and also a free ticket to visit the glow glow glow factory! I am so happy at the moment with how my luck is going and I will definitely be buying more of this! Thank you Kim for doing good by doing bad! And so my question is will you make a glow glow glow skin dissolver serum? Cause that would for sure make my skin so smooth and great cause it'll actually rejuvenate me! I think you should keep it up Kim cause this is gonna make you billions!!! No suing Kim this week!

hello kardasims, my name is kim and i absolutely hate it, this question is for the most watermelon sister kourtney💓💓 how do you stay so beautiful and young all the time, you are my idol😊

Hey my name is max

I was wondering khloe can we meet up your my fav and kourtney and Kim ,BUTTTTTTTTTT .So last week I bought the glow glow glow hand sanitizer and I used it on my plant just to see if is was possible to see if it would grow quickly BUTTTTTT, I did and next thing you know IT EXPLODED AND THERE WAS FIRE AND WATER AND BLOOD 🩸 AND I WAS RUNNING AND I JUST HAD TO MOVE TO ORLANDSIMGS AND IT WAS SO SAD CAUSE THE RHUNK THE PROTECED AND THE THING THAT I BOUGHT SAVED MY LIFEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️❤️. I BOUGHT 20 of nothing in the box's and the price was 60 million dollars but it's ok I am alive right know and JUT WANNA SAY I LOVEEE YOU KHLOE ,KOURTYLEY ,.... and Kim 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 BUTTTTTT I AM ALIVE AND I LOVE YOU GUYS #sowatermelon #watermelon #simgmproductions

Hi to the Glowing Goddess Kim. The other two can choke!

So, the other day after I used my Glow Glow Glow Shift kit, something extraordinary happened.

I found myself shape shifted into Kim!

With this newfound beauty and power, I decided to snatch this opportunity to visit the Kardasims.

When I got there, imagine my surprise when Khloe and Kourtney tried to murder me!

They obviously thought I was Kim and they lured me into a building that looked like a box from which I could see some cockroaches crawl out from.

Once in there, Khloe pushed me towards a machine where Kourtney strapped me to! I tried to tell them I'm not Kim but they proceeded to put the Blackest Void Box onto my head!

Thank heavens for Kris who ran inside just as I was about to see nothing but darkness!

She told them to let me go and that I'm not Kim and that she will pay for all this mess.

What disturbed me even further was the fact that all 3 of them laughed about all this, saying something about Kim not ever knowing all this.

I was told that because of the box, I might lose all my memories of what happened in there. And so I'm writing this in case I really forget what happened to me, which would've happened to Kim!

Kim, I beg you, watch out! You CAN'T trust your sisters, not even Kris!

I hope you stay safe, and as for me...

It might've been too late. At least I briefly looked like my glorious idol.

This has been Talia.

Hi fighter and survivor Khloé (the most watermelon sister) and unbothered queen Kourtney,

Kim is a stupid bitch. I am commenting from my bomb shelter in the Hamptons. I work at a hotel as a concierge person and every year Kim parades her flat ass into my hotel and asks for the "first lady suite" which is "always next to the presidential suite". Me and my coworkers have told Kim there is no such thing and that she can have the presidential suite. And as a ritual, even last year, she says "that's where Ye is". She takes the elevator up to the presidential suite and does god knows what in there, and after she leaves there is a shrine of Yeezy's, Glow Glow Glow products that burn through the floor, and nasty ass orange soda. This year, me and the rest of the sims who work at the hotel had enough. We told her all of the rooms already had people in them and we had our security guards forcefully remove her. Everything was fine until the next morning when flaming Glow Glow Glow bath bombs started flying towards our hotel. She had Glow Glow Glow salads with radioactive dressing being dumped into our pool, Simerican Horror Story posters with her face on them that grew legs and a mouth and started eating people, and she used her ass to shake the foundations of our building, injuring everyone inside. We thought the world was ending, we said our final prayers and fled to the bomb shelter under the hotel. Khloé, Kourtney, I beg you, please help me survive this stupid bitch.

Memoirs of a Booty Hole by Khloé Kardasim, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Crying in the bathroom stall after being ditched by your sisters for choosing a different soda, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

thats so watermelon segment: dating coaches

Dear Kim, I love your Glow Glow Glow Conditioner it made my hair so smooth that it melted my HAIR and it's all GONE. At first, it was doing so great on my hair it was the best thing ever but after 38 minutes my hair WAS GONE! I look like a egg. It felt like my head was on FIRE. After all my hair fell out my head. My head was turning GREEN. I screamed! I look like a watermelon. I called customer support and I ask for help and they hung up on me. So Kim YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS. Get ready for a lawsuit!

#notwatermelon #lawsuitcomingforyoukim

Hey Kardasims, first off Khloe I love you, booty booty pop juice is so delicious and it made my booty as big as two watermelons, it's so watermelon. Kourntey I love how you don't give any sh1ts, you are so watermelon and no no no is so much better than glow glow glow. Kim you're alright I guess. My boyfriend stupidly assumed that I like glow glow glow because of this podcast, for our anniversary he bought me the Glow Glow Glow Delicious Orange Soda Body Butter, I pretended to like it since I love my boyfriend, I put it on my arms after showering LIKE YOU SAID ON THE BOX KIM! and I got 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER MY BODY! I've been in the hospital for weeks and the doctors said I MAY LOSE MY ARMS! Kim your ass is gonna get sued so hard it'll deflate you Monster creating bioweapon making STUPID BITCH! anyways love you Khloe! #staywatermelon

I have a question of utmost importance: are you team Simstreet Boys or team *Simsync? Also, if you had to form a five person band, who would you pick to be in your band and what would be their assigned role?

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Hello Kardasim sisters.

I am a famous Podcaster from the Sim-Philippines and am currently ranking at No. 1 as the best Podcaster of the year (I think your rank in my country is 37th but that's ok). I am famous, funny, smart and very likeable. I think this is why I am the most famous podcaster here.

Now, having said all these truthful and beautiful things about myself, I would like to hire myself as a new member to your podcast. I know that you only have three microphones (ewww) so I think we can remove Kim since she doesn't contribute that much at all. In fact, I think the reason why you're flopping is because of her and the annoying sound she makes.

I can help you boost engagements and be popular like me. Of course, I would have to be the main host, I have to do the opening and closing announcements, I have to be the one to do the advertisements, and I think we can clean your studio a little bit because someone told me that they've seen a rat walk by.

Speaking of rats, Kim, this question is for you. I gifted a glow glow glow coffee to my ex boyfriend's wife and she had been asleep for 5 days already. The doctor said that only a prince charming can wake her up but unfortunately, I accidentally killed her husband. Are there any other ways to waker her up?

Thanks a lot guys. Don;t worry. A decade more of practice will help you become pretty and famous like me. Love you.

Hi gals. I'm Matthew, but you can call me Matt. Anyways. Kourtney, you're my idol, so are you Khloé. And if I said the same for Kim, I'd be lying! It was my friends birthday and she got a makeup kit, I didn't think much about it. Until I woke up to a knock on my bedroom door which is strange since my mom never knocks on my door before entering. I opened the door and what I saw terrified me, my friend was faceless, no eyes, no mouth, no nose, NO NOTHING. She came to my house by using a walking stick. We couldn't communicate with each other due to her lack of a mouth, but she could still write what she wanted to say, even though her handwriting is messy because of her lack of eyes, I could still make out the message, it was like texting but more primitive. She was holding the makeup kit she got for her birthday in her left hand and I saw three words on the box I instantly recognised, GLOW GLOW FUCKING GLOW. As a returning listener of the podcast who listens to it every chance he gets, whether I'm on the toilet, or drawing, or eating. I knew what was up... Kim, explain. And don't even begin with the book that has 273,543 pages of instructions, no one has time to read that. My mom's a prosecutor and we will not hesitate to sue the fuck out of you! Lots of love! (except for Kim) from South Africa.

hello to the best two sisters out there kourtney and khloe. i just wanted you to know that strawberry soda AND juice are always superior and oh kim you are the ugliest crier ever and your plastic body is the reason for global warming in sims world.. my question to kourtney and khloe only is what happened to diva power?

Whos the smartest- Incandescence

(It means to glow glow glow!)

Hi Kardasims, fellow super rich sims! except that stupid bitch Kotney

I am SimRose from the Titanic. First of all, F*** you Kotney! You stole the love of my life and also killed him. You're the reason I was hanging from the Stem of the ship in sub zero temperatures for 8 damn hours. You run a scam by selling cardboard and run a mass trafficking channel from kidnapped children that jump inside your box.

Kem!! We love you here in Pluto, Pennsylvania ! Why dont you drive by sometime, if you get time from hosting the Kardasim Podcast with those stupid bitch co-hosts? Here we use your Gluw Gluw Gluw products to fight the aliens and protect the Solar System. But I am a bit distressed from our call yesterday and concerned. You told me you used Booty Booty Pop Super Pom Pom Pop Juice for your "dentist" appointnents. Why dont you use your own super amazing products? You also told me you are sending children from Kotney's facility into a place called Vanish? Why Kem?

As for you Kluo, I will never forgive you for leaking my booty hole pics and threatening me to use BBPJ.

Hello, this question is for Kourtney (The most watermelon sister & the true fighter and survivor.) If you were forced to survive with Kris for a day, how would you deal with it? What are your tactics and/or strategies?

and how are weree you a fighter???