Hello kardasims!!! Especially Kourtney a.k.a. the best,,, this question goes to all of you three. If you get to choose between two rooms and sleep in it for one night what would it be: a room with Kylie or a room with Rob
Happy new year to Kardasim sisters Khloe and Kourtney, um... oh hi Kheum almost forgot you were on this podcast for a second. Anyways moving on my question is for the skank con artist bankrupt "business woman", I'm sure you know who I'm talking about because said business woman sent me some happy new year gifts. I open the front door after hearing the bell ring, at exactly 12am at night on new years day some fireworks exploded into my face knocking me tf out. My doctor told me at the hospital that the police found security footage of my front door. Said business woman was caught throwing fireworks in my face as soon as I opened the door before she ran off. These fireworks were made by a company called glow glow glow or in my mind, glow glow shit. This company has a horrible reputation so I'm sure you all know that I have no face now and I am headless. That's how dangerous these products are. Could this said business woman help me get my head back? I assume fucking not. Glow glow glow bitch.
Hello Kardasims!!! and especially hello to my 2 favorites kourtney and khloe.my dad's friend's cousin's best friend's mom's daughter's grandma's adoptive son's boyfriend's dog's babysitter is in love with me. what do I do?? (i dont love him back, but he's cute)??????? im in a crisis!!!
Hello Kardasim Sisters! I want to talk you all for your amazing gifts to humanity. Thank you Kourtney for your No No No boxes and your philosophical advice. Thank you Khloe for teaching me how to be a fighter and survivor just like you. And thank you Khem for your amazing and sexy glow glow glow products! Although... I recently had an issue with your Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumping Ass Shaking Lip Balm. I read all the instructions in the 452 page booklet carefully and thoughtfully. However, after I applied the product, my lips inflated like balloons and flew off. To make matters worse, my belly button unfurled and my ass fell off. To add insult to injury it started vibrating and shaking until it shriveled up and turned into a prune.Now I have no ass and my lips blew up to the size of a couch, so currently me and my boyfriend are using it as a relaxing setup. I tried to explain to the glow glow glow helpline, but they kept hanging up on me? I'm sure this is all some kind of misunderstanding. My boyfriend used the product at solar noon on a leap day and his lips are full and plump and his ass is popping. I don't know what I did wrong. I still love you Khem, but could you please help me out here? Thank you. (P.S. Khloe, The hospital perscribed me an interveinous treatment of Booty Booty Pop Juice, but I'm having some financial struggles right now. You think you could hook a brother up with something? Thanks!)
Hiya super watermelon sisters. My question is for the host of the podcast Kim. The reason Kim is the host is because she has never been replaced by a guest on any segment. But khloe is still THE fighter and survivor and Kourtney is a queen (so plz don't fight besties). Anyway! Kim, is the conspiracy true that you and your sisters companies actually work together and combine profits? Kim causes damage with glow glow glow, BBPJ cures it and Nonono protects against it? If its true then that's so watermelon. Lots of love. X
I've entered the Glow Glow Glow One Drop of Blood experimental Time Reversal program and I wanted to thank you for already sending the invitation to the GGG Underground fascilities HQ. Looking forward for the Glow Glow Glow experts to make me 10 years younger. I bet it will work sincer your such a genious business woman.
Hey! Khloe and Kourtny (Not Kim becuase nobody likes her) today I have purchused 4,000 of every Glow Glow Glow™ product and burned it in a fire I also noticed Kim was stealing Khloe's salads, when she made a Glow Glow Glow™ Salad, and when I read the label it said and I qoute "Glow Glow Glow™ sources this product from Khloe Kardasim's Salad's." and for my question: If you have to chose witch sister would you get rid of?
Hey girls (EXCEPT KIM)! I've been a fan for about 2 years now, and I can't stress it enough when I say that you guys have helped me through so much!
Khloe convinced me to try a chicken garden salad, and I can say that it is absolutely delicious. I *did* try Kim's "Glow Glow Glow Orange Salad". Before you yell at me for trying it, I have to say that I didn't know it was Glow Glow Glow until after I started glowing orange (Not a good thing Kim). There was no label, and no way of knowing that it was Kim's radioactive product. I went outside to talk with my best friend. When I got there, she looked shocked. She told me that I was growing leaves from my wrists. I was literally turning into an orange. Now I can't go out for more than a second without growing more leaves from the sun.
Khloe, I ask that you use your fighter and survivor techniques to gather your Kockroaches and attack Glow Glow Glow. Please. That terrible abomination of a business has hurt so many, me included.
I have purchased the No No No Vanta Black Box to stay safe from the sun. It has worked so far, but I really miss going on walks to get my revenge body. Please help me!
Hello host Khloe and queen Kourtney. And Khem. have been listening to your podcast for three years now. I hope you all are having a great 2024 so far! I drew you guys a picture. Drawing Khim was a bit difficult, due to her unique features, but I tried my best! That leads to my question.
Kheme, how do you go about life, having the confidence to be a famous sim celebrity and start a business looking the way you do? You see, I too have features that resemble a deformed reindeer. Have you always looked like that, or is your striking appearance caused by a product from glow glow glow? I was born looking like this, and I find it hard to live my life like a normal person. I have very low confidence and I have been rejected from any jobs in customer service because employers tell me I will scare the customers. I really admire you for inspiring all odd-looking people out in the world. It’s nice to see that someone like you can be so successful. Please let me know if you have any encouraging words of support.
Hey Khloe, Greetings from Austraila. Kim is NEVER the host. She is VERY DELUSIONAL! My question for you & not the delusional KIM KARDASIM is why you're the host & she isn't? Like she's not supposed too, your the one that created this beautiful podcast. Sincerely, Bonqushia Johnson #KimIsNeverTheHost#Khloeisthehost
Hey Kim Kardasim, I have a great & very positive message for your product (Glow Glow Glow). When I put it on my face (followed instructions), it was beautiful, then Khloe broke into my house & put a poisonus sprayer in it & I sprayed her in the eyes with it. When I did, her eyes looked like she just woke up, & Khloe was never the host of the podcast, you were. #KimKardasimIsAlwaysTheHost
Hello Watermelon Queens; Lovely Kourtney, Khloe, and Kemits been so cold and dry in here lately so the skin on my feet is kinda dry and ashy and then my kinda sus coworker give me glow glow glow super ultra great deluxe wonderful moisturizer serum and then i try itday 1 using the product my feet are far from dry, its so supple and m o i s t, actually too moist that my feet are weeping sticky yellow-ish liquid that i have to wipe every 10 minutesday 2 using the product, i woke up with fluffy feel on my feet, turns out theres like a lion mane mushroom-like thing on both of my feet, i had to ask for off day since i cant use shoes and my feel smells like burnt rubber, not to mention whenever i walk i left a trace of sticky brown liquid. i was worried so i call my coworker and explains what happened to me. He said that its normal while laughing so i just took a restnow is my day 3 using the product, the mushroom thing disappears but now my feet looks neon blue and it somehow glows in the dark, also weeping with blue liquid now, i also have huge craving of eating paper. I desperately try to call my coworker but somehow i cant contact him anymore, my other coworker also didnt see him in the office lately. i am shookis this some kind of side effect? can i have the explanation for my poor feet? :(thanks you so much, love you all watermelon queens and i know that you also love us watermelon babies 😋
Hello lovely Kardasims, greetings from Brazil! I love you all and your podcast has truly helped me trough hard tines. Anyways straight to the point. My question goes to Kim! Dear kim, you are so sweet and talented, I absolutely adore the glow glow glow makeup products and your story with law school is truly inspiring. How do you deal with your sisters and internet trolls constantly mocking and attacking you and your businesses? I hope you know you're doing great, never let haters bring you down, you are the most watermelon sister (i mean you came up with it) and deserve more appreciation and credit!!
Wishing you gurlls a very Happy New Year. Wishing you guys the best of luck with your Businesses even though Kim thinks y'all are "pretend businesswomen". Thinking of Businesswomen, when will we see you guys on Shark Tank?? Would love to see Glow Glow Glow, No No No, and Booty Booty Pop Juice pitched to the Sharks🦈 haha love that (as Khloe says).
So here is my question. I have been rewatching your old videos, and fallen in love love love again with them. From the Original Soda Drama to Kendall's Weird Video, when Kourtney dated the Bieber, and when Kris featured in Kanye's New Song hahahaaha. This question is for all three of you, looking back which is your favorite moment from the Kardasim's Spoofs and why?
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Hello kardasims!!! Especially Kourtney a.k.a. the best,,, this question goes to all of you three. If you get to choose between two rooms and sleep in it for one night what would it be: a room with Kylie or a room with Rob
Happy new year to Kardasim sisters Khloe and Kourtney, um... oh hi Kheum almost forgot you were on this podcast for a second. Anyways moving on my question is for the skank con artist bankrupt "business woman", I'm sure you know who I'm talking about because said business woman sent me some happy new year gifts. I open the front door after hearing the bell ring, at exactly 12am at night on new years day some fireworks exploded into my face knocking me tf out. My doctor told me at the hospital that the police found security footage of my front door. Said business woman was caught throwing fireworks in my face as soon as I opened the door before she ran off. These fireworks were made by a company called glow glow glow or in my mind, glow glow shit. This company has a horrible reputation so I'm sure you all know that I have no face now and I am headless. That's how dangerous these products are. Could this said business woman help me get my head back? I assume fucking not. Glow glow glow bitch.
Hello Kardasims!!! and especially hello to my 2 favorites kourtney and khloe. my dad's friend's cousin's best friend's mom's daughter's grandma's adoptive son's boyfriend's dog's babysitter is in love with me. what do I do?? (i dont love him back, but he's cute)??????? im in a crisis!!!
Hello Kardasim Sisters! I want to talk you all for your amazing gifts to humanity. Thank you Kourtney for your No No No boxes and your philosophical advice. Thank you Khloe for teaching me how to be a fighter and survivor just like you. And thank you Khem for your amazing and sexy glow glow glow products! Although... I recently had an issue with your Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumping Ass Shaking Lip Balm. I read all the instructions in the 452 page booklet carefully and thoughtfully. However, after I applied the product, my lips inflated like balloons and flew off. To make matters worse, my belly button unfurled and my ass fell off. To add insult to injury it started vibrating and shaking until it shriveled up and turned into a prune. Now I have no ass and my lips blew up to the size of a couch, so currently me and my boyfriend are using it as a relaxing setup. I tried to explain to the glow glow glow helpline, but they kept hanging up on me? I'm sure this is all some kind of misunderstanding. My boyfriend used the product at solar noon on a leap day and his lips are full and plump and his ass is popping. I don't know what I did wrong. I still love you Khem, but could you please help me out here? Thank you. (P.S. Khloe, The hospital perscribed me an interveinous treatment of Booty Booty Pop Juice, but I'm having some financial struggles right now. You think you could hook a brother up with something? Thanks!)
Hiya super watermelon sisters. My question is for the host of the podcast Kim. The reason Kim is the host is because she has never been replaced by a guest on any segment. But khloe is still THE fighter and survivor and Kourtney is a queen (so plz don't fight besties). Anyway! Kim, is the conspiracy true that you and your sisters companies actually work together and combine profits? Kim causes damage with glow glow glow, BBPJ cures it and Nonono protects against it? If its true then that's so watermelon. Lots of love. X
Hi Kim, ond the other two, I guess.
I've entered the Glow Glow Glow One Drop of Blood experimental Time Reversal program and I wanted to thank you for already sending the invitation to the GGG Underground fascilities HQ. Looking forward for the Glow Glow Glow experts to make me 10 years younger. I bet it will work sincer your such a genious business woman.
3D model of Kim"s brain in her office. So watermellon or so not watermellon?
Khloe's mouth pops. So watermelon or so not watermelon?
So watermelon or so not watermelon: flightless birds
Hey! Khloe and Kourtny (Not Kim becuase nobody likes her) today I have purchused 4,000 of every Glow Glow Glow™ product and burned it in a fire I also noticed Kim was stealing Khloe's salads, when she made a Glow Glow Glow™ Salad, and when I read the label it said and I qoute "Glow Glow Glow™ sources this product from Khloe Kardasim's Salad's." and for my question: If you have to chose witch sister would you get rid of?
Hey girls (EXCEPT KIM)! I've been a fan for about 2 years now, and I can't stress it enough when I say that you guys have helped me through so much!
Khloe convinced me to try a chicken garden salad, and I can say that it is absolutely delicious. I *did* try Kim's "Glow Glow Glow Orange Salad". Before you yell at me for trying it, I have to say that I didn't know it was Glow Glow Glow until after I started glowing orange (Not a good thing Kim). There was no label, and no way of knowing that it was Kim's radioactive product. I went outside to talk with my best friend. When I got there, she looked shocked. She told me that I was growing leaves from my wrists. I was literally turning into an orange. Now I can't go out for more than a second without growing more leaves from the sun.
Khloe, I ask that you use your fighter and survivor techniques to gather your Kockroaches and attack Glow Glow Glow. Please. That terrible abomination of a business has hurt so many, me included.
I have purchased the No No No Vanta Black Box to stay safe from the sun. It has worked so far, but I really miss going on walks to get my revenge body. Please help me!
With love, and a bunch of Vitamin C,
Sam-U-El #livelaughlovestrawberries #VitaminC #Khloe&Kourtneyarequeens
Who's the smartest: Smegma
Emojis: so watermelon or so not watermelon
SpongeBob: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello host Khloe and queen Kourtney. And Khem. have been listening to your podcast for three years now. I hope you all are having a great 2024 so far! I drew you guys a picture. Drawing Khim was a bit difficult, due to her unique features, but I tried my best! That leads to my question.
Kheme, how do you go about life, having the confidence to be a famous sim celebrity and start a business looking the way you do? You see, I too have features that resemble a deformed reindeer. Have you always looked like that, or is your striking appearance caused by a product from glow glow glow? I was born looking like this, and I find it hard to live my life like a normal person. I have very low confidence and I have been rejected from any jobs in customer service because employers tell me I will scare the customers. I really admire you for inspiring all odd-looking people out in the world. It’s nice to see that someone like you can be so successful. Please let me know if you have any encouraging words of support.
Stay watermelon 🍉
Hey Khloe, Greetings from Austraila. Kim is NEVER the host. She is VERY DELUSIONAL! My question for you & not the delusional KIM KARDASIM is why you're the host & she isn't? Like she's not supposed too, your the one that created this beautiful podcast. Sincerely, Bonqushia Johnson #KimIsNeverTheHost #Khloeisthehost
Hey Kim Kardasim, I have a great & very positive message for your product (Glow Glow Glow). When I put it on my face (followed instructions), it was beautiful, then Khloe broke into my house & put a poisonus sprayer in it & I sprayed her in the eyes with it. When I did, her eyes looked like she just woke up, & Khloe was never the host of the podcast, you were. #KimKardasimIsAlwaysTheHost
Hello Watermelon Queens; Lovely Kourtney, Khloe, and Kem its been so cold and dry in here lately so the skin on my feet is kinda dry and ashy and then my kinda sus coworker give me glow glow glow super ultra great deluxe wonderful moisturizer serum and then i try it day 1 using the product my feet are far from dry, its so supple and m o i s t, actually too moist that my feet are weeping sticky yellow-ish liquid that i have to wipe every 10 minutes day 2 using the product, i woke up with fluffy feel on my feet, turns out theres like a lion mane mushroom-like thing on both of my feet, i had to ask for off day since i cant use shoes and my feel smells like burnt rubber, not to mention whenever i walk i left a trace of sticky brown liquid. i was worried so i call my coworker and explains what happened to me. He said that its normal while laughing so i just took a rest now is my day 3 using the product, the mushroom thing disappears but now my feet looks neon blue and it somehow glows in the dark, also weeping with blue liquid now, i also have huge craving of eating paper. I desperately try to call my coworker but somehow i cant contact him anymore, my other coworker also didnt see him in the office lately. i am shook is this some kind of side effect? can i have the explanation for my poor feet? :( thanks you so much, love you all watermelon queens and i know that you also love us watermelon babies 😋
Hello lovely Kardasims, greetings from Brazil! I love you all and your podcast has truly helped me trough hard tines. Anyways straight to the point. My question goes to Kim! Dear kim, you are so sweet and talented, I absolutely adore the glow glow glow makeup products and your story with law school is truly inspiring. How do you deal with your sisters and internet trolls constantly mocking and attacking you and your businesses? I hope you know you're doing great, never let haters bring you down, you are the most watermelon sister (i mean you came up with it) and deserve more appreciation and credit!!
Hey Kardasims. Greetings from India 😜
Wishing you gurlls a very Happy New Year. Wishing you guys the best of luck with your Businesses even though Kim thinks y'all are "pretend businesswomen". Thinking of Businesswomen, when will we see you guys on Shark Tank?? Would love to see Glow Glow Glow, No No No, and Booty Booty Pop Juice pitched to the Sharks🦈 haha love that (as Khloe says).
So here is my question. I have been rewatching your old videos, and fallen in love love love again with them. From the Original Soda Drama to Kendall's Weird Video, when Kourtney dated the Bieber, and when Kris featured in Kanye's New Song hahahaaha. This question is for all three of you, looking back which is your favorite moment from the Kardasim's Spoofs and why?