EPISODE 93 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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Hello sisters except Kim my name is Emily. I absolutely love y'alls podcast, it helps me sleep at night. I have a two questions for y'all. One how is Glow Glow Glow still running with all the back lash and lawsuits against the company? And two did Kim bribing the government to keep her business running or is she just doing this illegally? Also I bought one of Kourtney's No No No boxes and I absolutely love it. I threw all my toxic exs stuff he got me in there and it felt so great to see it all disappear (p.s he left me over a prank he pulled on me). Thank you Kourtney for such an amazing creation and Kim I hope ur business goes bankrupt. All my love from Kentucky!

Hi, Kardasims! Especially to the skinny legend, the only Kardasim that matters, and successful business woman, Kourtney. Also, of course to the host of the podcast, the fighter and survivor, and the creator of the newly established company, BOOTY BEACH BODY and Simstagram filter makeup, Khloe.

I love the both of you to death, and I only wish death to the other sister!

Please help me, Khloe and Kourtney.

My name is Stacy. Flashback a year ago, I was so desperate to find a new job to provide for my family that I had no other choice but to apply to a factory. I didn’t know what the factory is for but after getting promoted in 3 days, I have learned that it has something to do with VANISH.

I got promoted 3 days after starting in the job and received a simPhone and a lip gloss as a bonus. The simPhone was nice but something was off about it, the battery does not drain even after using it for 10 days. I want to have it checked so I went to a mall and visited a Simpple store. 2 hours already passed and my phone is still inside the store that I got hungry so I bought a booty booty pop juice. When I went back in, the tech guy said that the simPhone was fake, and that the battery is made of Uranium and Plutonium. When he was about to return the phone in the box, it exploded.

When I woke up, I heard lots of scream and pleas for help. My ears and nose were bleeding and I couldn’t move. The radiation took a toll on my body and I saw everyone turning into cockroaches and those who got the most exposure became lizards with wings. It was horrible. I didn’t know how I was not turned into one, the only thing that I remember was drinking a booty booty pop juice before everything that happened.

I picked up my bag and tried to move but suddenly I spilled my booty booty pop juice to a simPhone box from the Simpple store. Turns out it was a No No No phone box and the box grew the size of a mansion. I helped myself to enter the box and I looked for other survivors.

Now, we are still stuck inside the mall but we are able to survive inside this beautiful mansion. We can’t go out because the radiation is too much for us sims to handle.

We are living off of scraps and I think we won’t last much longer. Please help us.

Question for Kourtney and Khloe, do you guys had an idea that your drama queen sister Kehm would become a successful biochemist?

PS. Kehm, you will die with a flat ass.

HiHo Kardasims!

So my birthday was last weekend and my stepsister who secretly hates me got me a robot that does your makeup for you! I immediately tried it out when i got home. While i was reading the instructions( who were btw 250 pages long) the robot turned on by itself. I was scared so i screamed the robot told me to shut up and then proceeded to kick me repeatedly in the area where the sun doesnt shine. It then gave me an uppercut and now i have a broken jaw! When i finally got the robot under control i saw the GLOW GLOW GLOW sign and i already knew i messed up. If I had known this from the start I would've never even brought this into my home! Kim I am suing you for 250 Million Dollars!

Love you Kourtney and uhm whats her name... Koala!

PS: Do you guys have kids?

Lots of Love from Gersimany

Ok so first off . KEHM IS A MONSTER. ***cough*** And Also thank you Khloe with NO C for being so watermelon and being the fighter and survivor of the century. Kourtney... you really could use some dentist work... On your personality. Ok ok ok so I just was wondering why and how KEHM ! has been getting away with all her crimes against humanity and if she's secretly plotting to destroy the world. Maybe she's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. PLEASE STOP HER! Lastly BBPJ is amazing , my ass has grown 13x bigger since I've started taking it. Orange soda sucks and again please ... Kourtney... smile or something. Khloe is the most watermelon. Byeeeeee (Mariah Carey style)

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Simbrina Carpenter opening performanance at Taylor Simswift's Erasim Tour: watermelon or so not watermelon?

This is for the ultimate fighter and survivor, the one and only Queen Khloe Kardasim.

Dear Khloe, not too long ago, I ordered a shipment of Booty Booty Pop Juice (shampoo, body wash, lotion and drinks), and I have to say, your product has given me all of my confidence back and changed my life. The shampoo got rid of all of my gray hairs and dandruff, the body wash had me smelling of strawberries and cream, your strawberry lotion gave me clear, shiny, perfect, smooth and spotless skin, and the strawberry flavored drinks immediately gave me a sexy-ass revenge body in just under a minute. Your product also helped me tremendously in improving my sex life with my boyfriend for both of us to last longer in bed every night. I read somewhere in the instructions saying that by drinking the strawberry flavor, it'll make your booty hole fart at least 3 to 5 times and your ass will expand little by little until stopping at the perfect size for it to stay there for life.

Thank you so much. My boyfriend and I love when you appear on our TV screens promoting BBPJ products. Love from Canada! 🇨🇦❤️

P.S. - You have the best, natural sexiest voice ever compared to KHUHM, who sounds like a depraved child murderer.

Who's the smartest: Gerkonanaken

Living happily ever after: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Doing voiceovers for movies and ads: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hey Kardasim sisters, I hope you're all doing watermelon. I desperately need your help. I ordered the Glow Glow Glow Sacrificial Goat Altar to cleanse my spirit and make it glow. I followed all instructions and sacrificed a goat and chanted the enchantment spells. But instead of cleansing my spirit, it made me look and sound like the possessed girl from the Exorcist. Please help because everyone is afraid of me and every time I try to calm them down, they die. Now, the priests and people in my town have formed a mob and are after me. Please hurry! Love you all.

Aesthetic Warning 💅

hey sisters! i was just wondering how kimmy felt when a certain someone 👀 won album of the year... did it remind her of how worthless and untalented she is? also a question to my favorite kardasim sister, how do you do it kourtney? and to the other one, hoe the things you've been lying about... send me another box of booty booty pop juice just like our agreement said. my supply is running low and that glow glow glow factory didn't just burn itself down. pay up bitch. don't make me call annalise. i'm giving you 5 days until i blow up that pantry just like i blew up kim's first factory in china.

Kim. My favourite Kardasim to ever exist. Even your ancestors can't compete with your beauty and brain. You get so much undeserved hate from khloe and kourtney themselves and their fans. You are the genius of the world who came up with Glow Glow Glow that your JEALOUS sister copied the name from. Khloe, with all due respect, you are not a fighter and survivor, it's obviously KIM. Orange is so obviously wayyy better than strawberry and anything else. Kim, keep being you! Dont let your god hateful sisters and haters ruin your life! Keep crying and glowing! Much love! Xoxo your favourite and biggest fan💋

Hello Kardasims

I am a long time listener of the Khloe Kardasim podcast. You three always know how to brighten up my day, especially the fighter, the survivor, the host of this podcast, and the booty booty pop juice ambassador, Khloe💙 you are my true inspiration and I always try my best to be a fighter and survivor like you when life gets rough.

My question is for Khloe and Kourtney. Just recently, I bought Khloe’s limited edition 4k Blue-Ray film which was packaged in a No No No box. It arrived 10 minutes after I placed my order which amazed me. I was so excited about my package, I wanted to watch Khloe’s film immediately. As I played the disc, my excitement slowly faded when my TV started to make weird noises and the screen became all static. Suddenly, the electricity in my house went out and I was left in a pitch black room. The TV turned to a white screen with a strange figure glitching. A disturbing theme started to play and I heard an unsettling voice whisper “glow glow glow”.

The face of Kim smiling was on the screen which frightened the shit out of me. I used the light of the TV screen to look at my package and I noticed that the disc case had a tear on it. I ripped it and saw what it truly was: “Kim’s Glow Glow Glow dvd”

Not only was I scammed for the disc but I noticed a weird print on the box that read: “glow glow glow vanish box”

Frightened and Confused, I went to find my phone to call for help, but that’s when the Kim on the TV screen yelled “VANISH!” Her glow glow glow vanish box started glowing and sucked me inside.

My body teleported into a strange building. My nightmares came to life and I woke up in the glow glow glow factory.

It was truly horrific. There were so many different glow glow glow abominations, bowls of oranges, and squirrels running the machines. Thankfully, I came prepared in case a situation like this happened. I had one of Kourtney’s no no no anti glow armor box with me which I wrapped around my body. I also had some Booty Booty pop juice spray in case any of Kim’s zombie workers attacked.

Using my survival insects, I fought many of the abominations and managed to find the exit where I found a group of other fighters and survivors outside the building. To my surprise, it was Khloe’s Kockroachs who managed to turn back into humans and escort me to safety.

They told me that many people have gone missing ever since Khloe’s Blue Ray film got released. They explained that Kims jealousy got the best of her and she made glow glow glow dvds that would suck people into her building.

Now, I am alive and well. But this experience has helped me become a fighter and a survivor. Thank you Khloe and Kourtney for your revolutionary products. Fuck you Kem.

My question finally to Khloe and Kourtney. Other than the glow glow glow skin refresher, which glow glow glow product are you dying to make Kim use on herself?

Hi Kardasims, I love your podcast. Khloe (, The Figher and Survivor) so I got Booty Booty Pop Juice, and my booty is very big and i love it, thank you Khloe. And Kourtney, I got an Oh No No No box and I love it, it is full of imagination. And Kim...

or (Khem) I got Glow Glow Glow lotion and shampoo. I gave it to my friend and she used it. I regret that when she used it the next day she had no hair and looked like a demon. She did turn into a demon and she was flowing in the air and i was so scared. But I had Booty Booty Pop Juice watermelon, and throwed t on the demon and she said" AHH, a unsuccessful product". Then she died. I will sue you Khem and i hope you burn in hell you dumb bitch. (PS: Khloe, I am a Fighter and Survivor just like you and a kockroach.And Kourtney keep being a slay queen)

Hey there Kardasims! Big hugs for Khem, Chloe, and the queen herself, Kourtney Kardasim. I wanted to thank specifically her, because the other I was using some Glow Glow Glow Hallelujah Holy Water and accidentally my house became the epicenter of purgatory itself, becoming full of demons and evil spirits of all sorts, with my furniture floating around and a wardrobe almost hitting my grandma across her face. However, after hours of supernatural torment, I was able to get in contact with my local priest who managed to make it to my house with his No No No Yogibogeybox and in the blink of an eye, all of the demons returned to their realm and my family was able to continue life in peace. Thanks Kween Kourtney for creating the best product line ever and saving our lives and our furniture.

I am here writing from Taiwan to the owner of Skkam by Kim Kardasim.

Just like the name "skkam" (scam), the products themselves are all scammage.

I bought the skkam by Kim Kardasim resurfacing face mask for my mom to help them treat her acne. What happened was all of the past lives of my mom resurfaced, including all the criminal record, traumatic experience, etc.

Kim, you're nothing but a skammer and I will be suing you and your cheap a$$ company.

Also to Ghlowie, the so called host of the podcast and the "slut" of Booty booty flop juice, I hope you can share us your anger management journey on Sim X or Simtube. I know lots of people are short tempered, hot headed, and ludicrous like you so maybe they can benefit from watching your journey (not that there is any progress to show anyway)

Thank you and wish u all a great week ahead!

I'm a bit of a Robin Hood in a way where people can go ahead and say this multi-billionaire spent $4 million on Balenciaga in one year. But did I bring the designs back down to earth, as much as I could because Gap didn't take it down to $20 the way I wanted to? Coz they were still trying to protect the classism of the idea of Balenciaga and the idea of Gap. Or the idea of a Gap and Ye collaboration. And Balenciaga collaboration. My thought is to take it and get it to free, but atleast get it to $20. What are you doing for the people, Kimberley?

Hello Kardasims. As you know, Kem's absolutely ruining this Sim world with her bio Weapons. Right now in SimPhilippines, my cousin (We'll call J) has bought a Glow Glow Glow lotion not knowing it would cause so much destruction. She doesn't listen to you guys, and she didn't call or text me about it, so I couldn't warn her in time. Now J's parents/aunt and uncle, my grandparents,and her my little cousin (Who we'll call E) are the only ones in the family that isn't infected. E is devastated that his big sister/E became a GlowZilla. Kem, I actually hate you with all of my heart. You're the reason why my family, and the whole SimPhilippines is in a lockdown. Many other people around SimPhilippines saw Kems website, it was well organized I'll say good job to Kem for which I may regret in the future. They have to thank Khloe, and Kourtney for keeping them safe in lockdown. Khloes booty booty pop juice is restoring their energy, and giving them fighter and survivor status to soldiers fighting the GlowZillas. While Kourtney's No No No box is bringing the people to the facility.

There are also some cockroaches that are fighting along with the soldiers. Please Khem, shut down your business, and flop.

Love from United States of Sim-Merica.

Who's the smartest: docket

hi clothy and cottony and kimmy, i am here to report that ive succeeded in eradicated the glow glow glow factories in the united states of simerica. first i had to mass order the black hole boxes from cottony's no no no store and then i emptied the factories into there. good thing the boxes are sim proof, all the sims working were safe even though they were working in a glow glow glow factory. kim how do you feel about this? i dont think you'll be able to continue working on your big huge project... yes i know your little secret. cottony and clothy, kimmy has been secretly working on a giant glow glow glow NUCLEAR MISSILE in order to take over the entire solar system with her huge plastic ass... stay watermelon clothy and cottony!

Hi Kardasims I hope your doing well I see the new glow glow glow lipstick and when I got it and tried it my lips blew up into a damn balloon it was funny at first but then once I popped them my lips were normal but also hurt so I'm convinced the lipstick might be a scam have a great rest of your day but Kim I'm gonna snatch yo damn wig. #BootyPopJuice #ISnatchedYourWig #NoNoNo

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Hello Kardasim sisters! Especially to the two most watermelon sisters ever! Khloé the true fighter and survivor Kourtney the best CEO and your fake-ass adopted sister, Kem.

My name is Cyrus, and 10 years ago I worked for Glow Glow Glow Headquarters as a volunteer for the company. Kem picked 300 workers as their volunteers and I was one of them. Kem said that she was going to pay us 500 dollars every year and ever since then I have worked nonstop for a whole year. When it was finally time for our paycheck, Kem didn’t give us any. We thought that she had forgotten about our paycheck so we waited for a week but she never gave us our paycheck so we went to Kem's office to ask for our paychecks she laughed at us and said “NO BITCH!” We begged for our paychecks because we had been working nonstop and then Kem said “GET YOUR FUCKING ASS UP AND WORK!” Then a group of black-suited men walked into the room and knocked all of us out. When I woke up I was in this dark room with speakers that kept on saying “Glow Glow Glow is better than Booty Booty Pop Juice” and then I was so scared. And there was this small rectangular box where they give me my food which was always Glow Glow Glow Watermelon that tasted absolutely disgusting . I kept screaming and shouting for years and due to my screaming the walls of the room started falling down and then it started making a hole. I started running for my life until I got to the back of the building and there was a sign that said "Vanish Headquarters". I finally got to the police station and told them everything. Kem, I am suing your fake ass be ready for a billion-dollar lawsuit bitch!

P. S Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No will always be better than Flop Flop Flop. Stay watermelom Khloé and Kourtney love yall !🍉🍉💕

Hi kardasims except for Kem

My name is Veronica. I am a 27 year old ex vanish worker and this is a message for Kourtney.

3 days ago I was in the secret underground vanish headquarters working and I suddenly heard kem having a bitch fit at the ceo of vanish. What I heard SHOCKED me. Kem is literally planning to show up at the no no no factory and destroy it by

shooting up the building with her brand new glow glow glow Ak-47 very soon!

And since khem is sim Russian and is pretending to be a kardasim so she could get money for her fucked up companies, it doesn't surprise me that she is so jealous of the success of booty booty pop juice and no no no. I've decided I've had enough and I quit my job and exposed all the documents, evidence of kem's crimes to the public. Khole and Kourtney make y'all have good lawyers to take the stupid bitch to prison!

P. S Kourtney could you slap Kem for me? I would really appreciate it! ❤

Stay watermelon! 🍉💕

Hi Kardasims!

First of all, I'd like to salute the fighter and survivor, the one with the BEST revenge body, Khloe. Because the company she represents, Booty Booty Pop Juice ranked number 1 in the Beauty and Cosmetics Simboards here in The SimPhilippines. Keep slaying that revenge body Khloe! Kourtney, my favorite and the most beautiful sister, your No No No is so watermelon! For Kim, congratulations on the Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumper that launched 3 months ago. I was skeptical at buying it at first due to its notorious reputation in this podcast. But after watching the commercials and the 45-hour step by step tutorial on SimYoutube, I bought it! It took me 3 days to complete the application process, including going to the nearest Glow Glow Glow store to redeem a code for the 500th-1200th step. Nevertheless, it works. My lips are now full and plump. It stings like crazy and it's kind of bleeding a bit and its risking explosion according to my doctor. But hey, beauty is pain as they say! Now I have a plump and swelling lips, and a perfectly sculpted booty of a stallion because of the BBPJ! My question is for the three of you, How is your love life? An additional for Kim, will you ever do a Glow Glow Glow Facility tour just like Trisha SimPaytas?

Stay Watermelon! Love you guys❤🍉

Hi Sisters! I absolutely love you guys especially Kourtney. She is my spirit person (like spirit animal if that makes sense). Khole, your Booty Booty Pop Juice Butt Enchancer is the best thing ever since sliced bread. My booty is plump and bigger than a hippos ass. I will say there is some redness that lasted 2 hours but no pain whatsoever. People stare at my booty and their eyes light up the sky brighter than the sun and I recommened your products over 1,000 times! Khole, please stay in business, you are a true business woman unlike KIM! Kim your glow glow glow body lotion made me break out into hives. It went from goosebumps on my arm to huge blisters! I'm suing you! I want my $$$ back NOW! Anywayyyys, im currently in intensive care writing this and healing okay still very itchy and blister filled. But I will say my big Booty Booty pop juice enchanced butt is being adored by all nurses. Love you guys! DO BETTER THO KIM UGHHHHH!

SO WATERMELON OR SO NO WATERMELON: Cruise Ships

Hiya super watermelon sisters. My question is for the host of the podcast Kim. The reason Kim is the host is because she has never been replaced by  a guest on any segment. But khloe is still THE fighter and survivor and Kourtney is a queen (so plz don't fight besties). Anyway! Kim, is the conspiracy true that you and your sisters companies actually work together and combine profits? Kim causes damage with glow glow glow, BBPJ cures it and Nonono protects against it? If its true then that's so watermelon. Lots of love. X

Hi girls! My lovely girls. How are you Kimmy, khloe, and kourt? I have a question for my ex-favorite daughter of all time, so this evening I got a kall, do you get the joke? call with a K! hah. Anyways Kimmy, like I said I got a kall that one of the customers of GGG got their face burnt, got their face ruined by your makeup kit. Kimmy they are saying that their name is Taylor Swift and they are gonna sue us for 20b, how should I respond to this my precious Kimmy?

Hello sisters I have a huge concern right now that involves one of ya'll...

Me and my friend Becky were employees in the glow glow glow company and one day we decided to get concert tickets on the lobby. she was getting Taylor Simswift tickets while I'm getting Simyoncè tickets but then our boss named Kim caught us so we immediately went back to the factory.

10 minutes later, my friend Becky was called into Kim's office and i got confused 'cause we were both caught getting tickets but she only called Becky. And guess what, that was the last time I saw Becky and it's been 3 days. I even reported her missing but still no updates.

Kim in case you didn't know, I have a copy of the glow glow glow files so If you don't release Becky, I will expose the glow glow glow ingredients and TRUST you will be dealt with.

Hello to the unbothered noalicious goddess Kourtney, kockroach queen Khloe and orange Kehm,

I'm glad Kehm liked my fan art of her from episode 82, even though she took it as half-shade. I drew it inspired by real-time events shared my simgm and I just want her to embrace the crier and survivor she is instead of being a denier and loser. It's okay to cry Kehm, your cries are so powerful that they literally go through isolated walls! That's like a superpower! Maybe you can use it next time you are all in a dangerous situation to destroy the eardrums of the enemy?🍊

Shortly after sharing the fanart, Kehm contacted me and commissioned me to make an ad for her new Glow Glow Glow Glowing Perfume. Now, whilst making the ad, I was contacted by the The Nuclear Regulatory Commission themselves and told it is mandatory to put all three of the radioactive/biohazard warning signals on the ad to warn the consumers of its dangers, not only because of the perfume itself but also because the bottle was made with radioactive uranium glass! Kehm, what the hell?! ☢️☠️

You told me you were turning a new flower (not a new leaf, but a new flower?) and were working on making the company more environmentally friendly and safer, and that's how you convinced me to work with you. You lied to make me work with you!!! I wanted to help and save humanity and simanity from the dangers of Glow Glow Glow but I suppose that was naive of me and is impossible as long as the Glow Glow Glow Demon owns it! 🔥💔

SO NOT WATERMELON KEHM! ❌🍉

PS. She also never payed me!

#NonoGlow #DenierAndCrier #GlowGlowGlowDemon

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Also, Since I already made some fanart of both Kourtney and Kehm I decided it was time to finally make something of the one and only Khloe, the queen of booty hole pictures, blackmail and the number one enemy of many... 📸🍑✨

(The fighter and survivor stealthfully collecting her special pictures)

#NonoGlow #FighterAndSurvivor #Bootyholepictures

Hello to my favorite Queen khloe and second favorite Kourtney (You get nothing kim). My sister recently bought Glow Glow toe nail polish in the color red. When she got the package delivered and opened the box the smell alone caused her skin to age rapidly she is 19 and now she looks like she's 85 when I called the customer care services they told me that their is a glowtion that can help with that. but I knew better not to buy anything else instead I bought some bootybootypopjuice and slapped my sister in the face and started throwing the bootybootypopjuice at her and it cured her skin she now has glowing skin all thanks to our fighter and survivor queen khloe .P.S KIM! Sleep with one eye open.

Hi Simsters!

Long time listener here, and I just want to say hello to the gorgeous sisters, Khloe, Kourtney, and the brilliant Kim. As a fellow villain, I would like to congratulate Kim on all her amazing work. From creating the GloZilla monster, to erasing faces, to turning Khloe's fans into cockroaches, Kim has what it takes to be a bonified supervillain. We at E.V.I.L. (Every Villain Is Lemons), applaud Kim's work at making the world a worse place to live.

Kim inspires me every day to become a bigger and better villain, and I know one day soon, she and Glow Glow Glow will take over the world. Keep up the good work!

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so watermelon, or so NOT watermelon?

Hello, I am an Angel. With wings and a harp. When you read this message means I'm already dead. 2 months ago me and my brothers were in the spirit realm, and we saw a poor soul, her name is Stacy (we know that by the tag on her hospital gown). She looked like she couldn't help herseft so we decided to guide her. But she was scared of us and kept on grunting when we approached. We examined her and found out she has memory lost (but seriously), so that's why she forgot how to speak. She must have been through massive events. We quickly sympathized and took her to Heaven. But that was when the horrifying broke out. A strange gate to another world, it said "dimension G" opened in our homeland and lots of creepy creatures that look like Godzilla bursted out from the gate. Heaven plunged into chaos and war as the creatures destroyed this peaceful place, the powers of the other angels seem useless against the radiation and bioweapons they use. At first, we thought this was the demon's work but that's strange because Heaven and Hell signed an agreement not to be involved with each other since apocalypse. So we went down to Hell to found out but it seems like this has nothing to do with the demons, so we get back to the question "Who opened this Dimension G on heaven?" and we realized the gate opened AFTER we brought Stacy here. Please!!!! HELP US! The Godzilla keep coming out from the portal, destroying heaven and killing our brothers DAY BY DAY! The angel army is exhausted. What is the meaning of this? Who is this Stacy really is? Who is the main villain behind this? Why do you want to colonize Heaven? If the Heaven falls then the earth is done for. I am now being chased by a Godzilla creature, these are my last words, to the person who own the "Dimension G" or what ever is it, please stop this madness. I feel the angry breathing of that creature is near, this tree is not big enough for me to hide behind it forever, I am tired and bleeding, I wish the person owns Dimension G grow up, realize your mistakes, and think about the world and stop this, I am scared, I don't want to die ye-....................................... -Disconnected-

Having lunch at the hotspot, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

This question is for Kim.

I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow General Product (the pills) as a birthday gift for my girlfriend, but she refuses to take them. She follows your sisters on Simstagram (forgot the names, sorry) and says they're regularly warning their followers about your products. I've been using the Glow Glow Glow General Product for months now (all in accordance with the 90 page-long instruction booklet, which I read using the Glow Glow Glow Magnifying Glass) and I've been enjoying a truly glowing experience. Thanks to those magic pills, I can now see how your sisters (um... Cole??? and the grumpy bitch---again, can't remember the name) are trying to sabotage your successful business. Not surprised though---I'd be doing this too if my only real achievment was being related to you.

Please help me solve this issue, Kim. How do I get her to swallow?

Hello Kardasim sister .Love ur show btw Kim how's Kanye.

Being an unbothered queen, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Turning your jam up, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's the smartest: Taradiddle.

Being the last sister to stay on a reality TV competition: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasim sisters, I have a question for Kourtney. Since it is clear that you are the CEO of the most successful business in the family, will you open up a course on teaching the others (especially that one sister of yours) on how to properly run a company that make useful products which do not harm, kill or mutate people? BTW, my university recently bought the No No No 5 million dollars special edition apartment box as a place to store boxes of Booty Booty Pop Juice Raspberry Booyah since it has been incorporated in our students diet, and got to say they are all loving the flavor while their bodies are popping great. Love you both so much Kourtney and Khloe.

Hello to the most watermelon sister Kourtney - I wanted to say thank you for changing my life for the better with your new limited edition No No No box, ever since I bought it I'm feeling way more confident and channeling my inner Kourtney. Whenever a stupid btch wants to try me, I firmly grasp the No No No box and it gives me the strength to stand my ground and say "no". Best billion dollars spent in my whole life. I have a friend in Simstralia and I'm planning to get her a Naur Naur Naur box for her birthday. I'm sure she'll appreciate, especially after her ninth degree burns after using the new Glow Glow Glow scrunchie. Thanks a lot!

Hello Kardasims sisters! Khole and Kourtney!!! and the other sister thats a flop. I recently took it upon my hands to buy the new Glow Glow Glow BETA Slip 'N Slide and try it at a very heavy protected facility. I had hope that maybe if I followed all the instructions from khem's product it might be a decent product. I had a whole team set up with Fighter & Surviver Level A Chemical-Resistant Hazmat Suits and Kourtneys Lastest Invention The anti-khem protection boxes. (p.s they worked fantastically) Anyways the whole team got ready to open khems product with FULL caution. My employee Ben got the instructions from the packaging while another employee had a Anti Khem protection box on stand-by. We read the instructions carefully with a Mega Level A 800+ Max Vision Magnifying Glass AND even found the extra insturction with the Birca X 1300+ Telescope 2024. I was shocked because of how TINY the printing was ANYWAY, Near the end it was marked Copyright of Glow Glow Glow. We even bought the Water Hoe Hoe Hoe Special that was out during the Holidays. It included Glow Glow Glows Water Hose, Special Water MIst??(still unsure what it was for, It had a strange carving that said stacy. Thats it. I think it's giving credit to a partnership?? Anyways!! The special also came with 5 Gallons of Glow Glow Glow Summer Strawberry Water. So we got to work. We took out the Slip n Slide carefully without mistreating it. Filled the Water Hoses Compartment with The Summer Strawberry Water AS INSTRUCTED!!! We then connected the water hose to the the slip n slide with a minimum of force AS ALSO INSTURCTED. We then started filling the Slip n Slide n it starting sprimming with water n looked very pretty Kind of too good to be true type of moment. One of my employees had the stupid Idea the go on it since it looked AND I QUOTE "innocent looking" anyways we sprayed him with the water mist, 3 minutes and 29 seconds before entering the slip n slide as instructed.and made sure he was exactly 122.2745800001 pounds exactly as it stated in the instructions that was the specified weight it held ONLY. As he went on to drop in the Slip n Slide we noticed it was completely normal as he slipped n slid through the slip n slide. He was having so much fun. But all that fun went away within 2 minutes and 16 seconds. He had gotten up n Was ready to go on it again when all the sudden his skin started to swell up with strange red spot all over him he started itching and scratching even his suit was starting to dissolve and it looked like somehting chemically was going on !!! Abel (The employee that went on the slip n slide) then started to scream and shout for help so we immedietly put the Fighter& surviver Fire Blanket . And my other employee Jessica started spraying the No No No Anti-Kim Cure Extinguisher His Skin then started to Clear up n his skin was slowly turning back to normal Although he was left with a bald spot on his head. Abel claimed that the stinging felt like 100 tiny snake bites. And that a image of kheM starting appearing n his head that kept repeating "BUY GLOW GLOW GLOW FOR A 0.00003% DISCOUNT OUT NOW" we burned all of Khems Products n disposed of them. Abel is now in recovery and is now seeking THERAPEUTIC HELP!!! What the actual FUCK KIM! I was trying to give u a chance to prove yourself!! But you FAILED, you're nothing but a failure. I unfollowed u from Simnstagram, SimTwitter, Simtube, SimTok, and reported your website to the FBI. I am also WANTING A REFUND FOR EVERYTHING!!! I SPENT $1,638,990 ON EVERYTHING I BOUGHT FROM YOU. I just wanna thank The AMAZING kourtney and khloe true fighters n survivers !!! Your products saved Abel and my whole crew I donated to each sister $900,000. I wish you guys all the best luck (except to KhEm) xoxo

Dear Fighter & Survivor, Khloe (PS: Khem is NEVER THE HOST BTW!): I tried out Glow Glow Glow because it was trending on SimTikTok, & when I did. My face burned, it looked like a overbaked pizza, Kim broke in & stole my wig so now I can't wear it to work so I literally have to lie to my boss saying that I'm running a fever when I'm not, & I'm scared to death that she'll break in again bc now she sended me a Glow Glow Glow Teleporter & FORCED TO GET THE FUCK IN THE DAMN CRUSTY ASS TELEPORTER cuz she said "It's apart of the makeup steps." which it clearly didn't say that bullshit on the makeup steps AT ALL cuz I read it with a maginftying glass like it said to, now I'm in this shadowy place with my pizza-looking face & one of my now-new bestie, Stacy. She said that when she wore it, it burned her face too but Kim didn't break into her house, steal her wig, & force her to go in a Glow Glow Glow teleporter. Stacy said that it was a very forced & extremely traumaizing time cuz Kim knocked her out with her shitty voice box & FORCED HER TO GO IN THE SHADOWY PLACE OR SHE'LL DOX HER FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T DO! Stacy refused, then Kim turned her into a cockroach, & pushed her into the shadowy place which I'll be calling "No Man's Land", literally. & tell her to free us, & the satisfying downfall low income Glow Glow Glow owner, Kim Kardasim, me & the cockroaches are bringing a war to your city. Sincerely, Sarah

"Libra" So watermelon or so not watermelon