Hello Kardasim sisters, especially to the fighter and survivor, achieving business woman, the most watermelon sister, Khloe. I will also give credits to the 2nd most watermelon sister, Kourtney becuase she has inspired me to not care about people trying to put me down. And, hi Kem. My question is for all the sisters. If there was one thing you could change about your business, (or collaborator for Khloe,) for the better, what would it be? And no, Kem, you can't say that your business is perfect becuase, it clearly isn't. I swear to god if another one of your toxic shit is at my door I will lose it. Lots of love from Iceland! (and no kem, that's not in an iceberg,) #kourtneyandkhloebestsisters #kemstopsendingmeyourtoxiclipbalm #nononoandbootybootypopjuiceforeveryone ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

thats so watermelon : chicken tikka masala

heyyy my favourite kardasims , kourtney u r soo cool and chill all the time , khloe the true fighter and survivor sister and hi kim . question for kourtney would u rather do a collab with the glow glow glow company or close down your own business and question for khloe would u rather become a permanent ambassador of glow glow glow or drink orange soda every day for the rest of your life , and also a few days ago my sister brought the new glow glow glow hand cream even tho i warned her not to . after a few hours of applying the cream her hands starting turning green and the next day her hands turned into reptile claws. after that we went to the doctor and he told us that they would have to amputate her hands in order for this mutation to stop. kim what the heck did u put in ur cream to cause this ??? u will be hearing from my lawyer very soon but i wish the best to kourtney and khloe <333 Much love from india <33333

That's so Watermelon: Karma by JoJo Siwa

Hey Kardasims! Firstly, I want to express that Khloe and Kourtney are completely overlooking Kim as the TRUE fighter and survivor in the family. I believe she's a fighter because she's willing to carry designer bags of any weight to defend herself, and she's a survivor because she's overcome numerous challenges without giving up. 🥰 Challenges such as the countless business failures and rebrands, nuclear explosions and chemical burns from Glow Glow Glow, among many others. She's truly inspiring! Khem has not only encouraged us to "fake it till you make it" as in being delusional, but she's also shown us the techniques on how to do scary voice effects for Halloween or voice acting gigs. With that grating voice of hers, she sure does it SO effortlessly! And because of her, I've landed a job as a "voice actor" for this upcoming revenge-horror short film, 'Look What You Made Me Do'. For that, I want to say thanK you aIMee, I meant Khem. 🥰

-x🐍

Kim what do you think about Taylor Swift's new song "thanK you aIMee"?

hello sisters i love you guys kourtney and khloe except kam heres why so i ordered booty booty pop juice for my ass it came fast and nice but there was some glow glow glow in the box as well but i didn't order that so i was confused but i got the booty booty pop juice and made it i put the cup down to look at the glow glow glow serum it was normal but i put it next to my drink the the house shoke only for a second then it was normal so I drink some of the booty booty pop juice and something felt off the glow glow glow serum somehow got in my drink I think it was because of the earthquake some random connection so I started to drink the booty booty pop juice by the way it was so good then my ass started to feel really weird it started to grow and grow and grow not the normal size but really big it got so big that my house walls started to crumble then my ass destroyed my whole house and my neighbors my ass detached from my body so I quickly grabbed onto it and it started to fly to the glow glow glow factory and took me through a window there was a lot of other asses this wasn't the first time that it happened there was a machine that was taking the asses and putting it into their serum I quickly found some toxic glue by glow glow glow and glued on my ass somehow it worked I escaped out of that room but fell down into with a room with magma and lava monsters I was so scared but then my ass started to grow again and it destroyed the lava monsters and made a hole so I could get through my ass turn small again and I was able to escape but it was one of the most scariest things that has ever happened to me I love you sisters so much besides kam and I was wondering if you sisters could pay for my house I have nowhere to live now and I'm staying at my friends I'm gonna be continuing to buy the booty booty pop juice but never buy glow glow glow ever again thank you sisters love you

sincerely, payton

Hello Sisters, especially to my favorite, the real host of this podcast, the watermelon queen, and the orangest of them all, Kim Kardasim! For my birthday, I decided to gift myself with the best thing that I could think of, and that is your new product called Glow Glow Glow Lipstick. After ordering it in January of this year, it finally arrived this April and I can't be more happier of the fast delivery.

When I first use it around people, everyone screamed and ran away from me because they were shocked and scared of how the lipstick looks. Regardless, I couldn't give a F about what they think because I know its from you and you put amazing products.

The lipstick itself so is so chic. It has this post apocalyptic vibes which I love because I love horror and sci-fi movies and the color is immaculate.

What I like the most about this product is how it feels when I apply the lipstick on my lips because it feels like a real human hand. Look at the video. I encourage everyone to buy this product and experience how good and satisfying it is. I love you, Kim!

I don't know if this will reach you or if there's anything you girls can do to help, but I've exhausted all other options and I have an hour to kill. It all started when I went to the mall to get a head start on finding a present for mothers day. I was passing by the Booty Booty Popjuice and NoNoNo stores when I noticed that a new store was being built next to the NoNoNo store. To my horror I realized it was "that" store that everyone with the least bit of intelligence knows to avoid. It would have been easy to do, but I was so in shock that my mall would allow this abomination of a company to build a store here that I didn't notice that the stupid bitch who founded it had set up a booth to promote the grand opening of her store until it was too late. (The company and founder shall remain nameless until I can escape, but I'm sure at least two of you can figure out who and what I'm talking about) Before I knew it, the founder had pulled me to her booth and told me that I would be the perfect candidate to be the spokesmodel for her new male fragerance BeauxBeauxBeaux. Being a listener of your podcast for many years I knew that I had to do whatever it took to avoid applying for this job, but I also knew that this stuck-up, dillusional bitch wasn't above stalking, breaking and entering, kidnapping, or enslavement, so I knew I couldn't piss her off either. I managed to talk my way out of the situation without signing or verbally agreeing to anything but not before she slammed a bussiness card into my hand with a QR code to the application. As soon as I powerwalked my way out of her view, I made a B-line for the nearest trashcan as I was worried that the card would have some sort of tracker in it, but it was worse than I thought. Just as I found a trashcan, the bussiness card emitted what I assume is some sort of knockout gass. When I woke up, I was in what I would describe as an underground bunker with a TV monitor, a product from the acursed company and a big metal door that had a timer set to one hour on top of it. As I was standing up, I was terrified to realize that not only have my clothes been taken from me and replaced with a company uniform, but I had a collar around my neck with a little screen that had the number 48 on it. As soon as I stood up and began to look around the TV monitor turned on and the company owners face appeared. She started off by congragulating me for being a spokesmodel finalist and explaining that her desired candidate had to be a fighter and surviver, so she had this trial designed to determine which of her 48 candidates that would be. She then explained that each of us had a weapon provided and had an hour to read the instructions. She also warned us not to remove the collars as tampering with them could trigger them to explode. Luckily, my instructons were in Kanji and only had three steps. Even more luckily, despite taking my wallet and clothes, the company owner hadn't taken my phone. There's even a charger in the bunker. I don't know if that's for psychological manipulation reasons or if she's just that stupid. I tried calling 911, but with every attempt I would only here an automated voice telling me to "Stop being rude". Then I tried posting about my situation using social media to get help or at least warn all of my friends, but all of my accounts had been hacked and there were even new posts on them endorsing the shit company that kidnapped me. Fortunately, my account on here hasn't been hacked. I'm hoping that means the two competant sisters are in control of this site. I know you girls can't save me yourselves, especiallly since the timer has already started counting down, but maybe answering my questions could give me information to help me get through this.

Khloe-Are fighters and survivers born or can they be made? If so, how?

Kourtney-Were you always so unbothered, or was there some sort of event that made you this way? If so, can said event be repeated?

Kim-Does your GlowGlowGlow Bubblicious Bathbomb seriously only have three steps? Most of your products come with textbooks and require magnifying glasses. These instructions seem too good to be true. I'm asking solely because one was given to before all of this happened and for no other reason.

I don't know if I'm still here, but love from Simveston, TX

So Watermelon or Not So Watemelon:

Virtual Reality -Simulator Gadgets

Ok, so first of all- Oh my god! Are u hearing this? Because what I'm hearing here is the most beautiful, soothing and angelic voice that I ever heard. Whoever ows this voice is an icon.

Anyway, hello to the Host of this Podcast Kourtney, the True Fighter and Survivor Kim and the Drag Queen Khloe.

My question are these:

Khloe, can u sing "Poor Unfortunate Souls" of "The Little Mermaid"? Cause u remind me a lot of Ursula: you got the Glam, You got the Drama and you got a alot of Sass! I think you will nailed it cause you'll have your looks, your pretty face and you don't underestimate the importance of BoDy LAnguAGe! But if u don't I will understand ,'cause after all you're a very busy woman and you haven't got all day.

The second question is:

If Kim and Khloe would twerk with De Nicki Minaj would it cause an earthquake by the power of their fat asses?

Stay So Watermelon.

P.S. Seriously girls, it looks like you're hiding two watermelons in your backs.

#WhereIsStacy

Hey Kardasim losers, Can u make khloe and Kim cry to make me feel better? Btw Kourtney is so watermelon and khloe is a fighter and a survivor p.s Shut up Kim your voice is so not sexy 🐍

Hello to the most watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney, oh hi Rebecca anyways I just wanna say to Kourtney and Khloe thank you so much for reviewing my makeup product matte matte matte, I really hope you both still want to do the matte matte matte miracle concealer promotion and advertisment, I really appreciate that you both gave my products,company and customer service 5 stars full. My question is for Kim, how do you make the worst products on sim-earth, you could really been successful making bio-weapons, Jeffre sim star made a review on one of your product and thankfully he didn't applied the product directly onto his face but did applied it on to several things like a mannequin head made of rocks and somehow the mannequin head melted into magma and came to life and made weird noises, he had to use the no no no very durable box to contain that magma monster, my jaw dropped as I watch in horror with your horrible, terribly made formulation, Kim, over 10 million people that tried glow glow glow sued you, I've taken you as inspiration to never ever flop my formulation, you claim the glow glow glow dewy foundation is for the people that loves dewy finishes but however it is not dewy infact ITS OILY AND GREASY, the first ingredients on the box that came with the foundation said cooking oil and many people that have used the foundation have got third degree burn after using it not just in the hot sun BUT ALSO AT NIGHT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE KIM? HOW DOES THIS HORRIBLE FOUNDATION CREATE A MAGNA MONSTER KIM AND GAVE THEM THIRD DEGREE BURN? Love you Khloe and Kourtney, sending much love from Malaysia ❤️🎀

-the creator of Matte Matte Matte,Aarwin.

Hi Kardasims,i have to thank you all for keeping me entertained, but i have some questions for Khole, Kourtney and Kim, Khole I have used Booty Booty Pop jucie and I loved it my ass is now so much healthier and pretty I totally recomend Booty Booty Pop Juice You are so Watermelon. Kourtney How do you keep Krisaway for your door? You are so Watermelon. Kim I bought you Glow Glow and I Lab tested your products and me and my scientists found lots of illegal substances in your Products I am Suing You with all the people that you have hurt Kim you and your brand Should Be in PRISON and Your SO not WATERmelon. Love You Khole and Kourtney.

Hello Kardasim sisters! I would like to start this off by saying my name is pronounced Chay-Sim Blood-worth if there was any confusion! :)

This might be confusing, but I want to try and explain this to my best ability.. You are in need of saving! I come from the Prime Universe, in which we try to find the worst of things in other realities and bring them to their prime.

This all started about 10 years ago when (Prime) Kris tried to pull a prank on (Prime) Kourtney with lots of people and paparazzi around and Kourtney exploded. Kourtney was yelling to Kris trying to explain how she was tired of doing photoshoots, videos, and tired being a reality tv star. Kourtney spilled all of the things that interested her most, the one that caught the media's attention the most was the concept multiversal travel. Kourtney introduced so many never-heard before topics and seemed to know too much. Kris was so shocked, upset, and damaged by this confession that she went completely dark and nobody knows where to find her or how to reach her. The Trio of Truth is our universe's Kardasim Trio, and the names go as such: Oracle Kourtney, Mother Kim, Saint Khloe :)

Anyways.. This leads us to you guys, through this webpage I am able to connect to your reality's IP address and explain my truth- i'm sorry.. THE truth. When your universe's Kourtney created the No No No portal box by chance this created a massive link in the known multiverse. We need to know how this works.

We're aware that this reality's Kim has questionable products that have destroyed other universes' worlds.. However, his is not AT ALL the case for Mother Kim. Mother Kim has healed our environment and reversed global warming, and also creates amazing beauty products. Saint Khloe is the healer of the Prime Universe and has been known to create health products that can reverse permanent damage and uncurable diseases- like cancer. Though I'm impressed with how your reality's Khloe has already managed to partner with a company that managed to create similar products? :)

Back to our issue at hand.. i'm specifically interested in your universe for 2 reasons.

1. Inter-Universal Travel

2. This is the universe where I died from a Glow Glow Glow product.

My first question is for Kourtney. May you verbally give Prime Kourtney permission to use the No No No portal box to help all universes? I'm on Oracle Kourtey's cabinet and I'm in charge of communications- she said she would only allow the use of this box if she thought it was okay.. I didn't understand at first but I think she meant she want to heard herself say it.. Not only are you the creator- but you ARE her.

My second question is for Kim: Are you fine with Mother Kim giving you new formulas that are able to change the world for the better? This is not an attack, we see you and we know your potential.

My last question is for Khloe... from one fighter and surviver to another I would like to ask you for something.. If Kourtney was fine with the use of No No No boxes in Prime U, can I pay you to visit the spot I passed in your reality? (don't worry, we use the same currency!!) I know of Booty Booty Pop Juice's revival properties and I want to see if I can give myself another chance at life. I lived in Simalibu and I'll include the address with the money, all you have to do is name your price.

Thank you Kardasims, The Trio of Truth hopes this reaches you and we can offer any information on anything you guys might be curious about.

- ChaySim Bloodworth

O.K. PRIME CABINET

Head of Communications

I hope this message finds you well to the best duo in the world, to the No No No maker herself Kourtney and to the revenge body big booty queen Khloe and.... what's her name oh yeah kim the ugly cry snot nose ugly bi... never mind

I'm here to complain about the new glow glow glow serum like actually what the heck kim my face looked like your face when you cry and that's not something I'm proud of, because of you I looked like that one chucky doll and thanks to you I'll never be the same i thought it would wear off but no my sister No thinks I'm a weirdo because I looked like one and I don't know how but when I went to sleep last night I dreamt of kim saying "tonight you shall look like me and forever look like me" I'm not sure if you are aware but kim you disgust me so looking like you is probably gonna be the worst that's why I decided to use the booty booty pop juice un-glow serum and it works wonders right now I look gorgeous and I highly recommend for all the people whose faces were ruined by !kem! I can't believe I had the decency to buy glow glow glow that's a mistake to never make and I hope that glow glow glow gets banned by the president and I hope you get canceled you poop nugget

Anyway NEVER use glow glow glow

Dear Kardasim sisters,this is a message for Kourtney Kardasim Yesterday my dear baby brother bought the newest No No No Box by kourtney and the moment he opened it,it consumed him and when i looked in the box to check on him it was empty i quickly called the cops they 2 of them somehow also got eaten by the box but one of them somehow lived and will be undergoing a heart transplant,a lung transplant,a kidney transplant and he can only eat by a tube connected to his stomach. KOURTNEY where is my beautiful baby brother when i called your "company" they told me,"No'' and ended the call please do something about this.

Hello to you Kardarsheem Shimsters! My name is Kurt Larkins and I have something urgent to tell you guys. It's so bad. The No No No Products have a bootleg copy named Yes Yes Yes We Glow. It sounds good that I decided to use it. As soon as I opened the box it immediately exploded, I glowed ten times the sun and I can't sleep because my eyelids are apparently turned transparent for 24 hours STRAIGHT. I kept having imaginations of the Kimasaurus Rex. It didn't do me good because it makes people think that I'm going crazy because the Kimasaurus Rex kept shouting "Buy my Glow Glow Glow NOW!!! ROARR" and keeps (say this in Kim's voice) WHYYYY? are you running away😭Buy my glow glow glow products😭. So apparently I checked the Yes Yes Yes We Glow website and BAM as I was about to comment my 1 star review it immediately blocked me. I saw something so weird that "Kim Kardashian says you are the worst person and I will send you to Vanish once the 24 hour period of you glowing is done." I'm still glowing and I can't do anything about it but then.... Khloe, I used your anti-radiation glow glow glow serum emergency booty booty pop juice and somehow I glowed and turned glamorous. I'm now a pretty pink cockroach, I look so good gurl you should have seen it! SO KIM. AS PRINCESS OF COCKROACHES. I'LL SEND YOU TO VANISH AND YOU TARNISH YOU STUPID BITCH. skskdksk We will attack you . Love from the Philippines

Hello Kardasims, this Is a message for Kim.

Kim This is Riley Trebel From Vanish Headquarters.

We would kindly like to ask you as our partner in Trade to reduce your Daily employee Let downs from 500 to 400 as we do not currently have the cage space to fit all ex employees of yours. Our human extermination process takes 14-17 hours including Our Torture section that we place each let down employee. That being said Please Stop sending us above 500 People a day as we can’t currently Fit them all in the selected Cages at this time.

My Question though is to Kourtney, i would like to inquire about Catering Some ‘No No No’ boxes for my brothers wedding how can i Contact About this? Best wishes to Khloe the fighter and survivor, and Kim the Temu Lawer.

Bonjour to my favorite duo, our stunning, iconic, successful entrepreneur, unbothered queen Kourtney. Our fighter and survivor, revenge body haver, amazing product promoter, and the REAL host of this podcast our beautiful goddess Khloe. oh... and that creature Kim. I'm afraid I must inform you, sisters of something terrible, so, of course, it involves Kim. One day I was walking down Sim Beverly Hills with my brand new 2 billion dollar no-no-no box (amazing price btw) and my extra large strawberry booya booty botty pop juice in the other when a bag was forced over my head and I was knocked out. I woke up in a basement where Kim and Kris were standing above me with a huge vanish logo on the back of the wall. I knew it was Kris and Kim because I when I woke up I heard "Hi Sweetie" from Kris and a loud screeching "Why," obviously Kim Crying. Kim told me that I was selected to be a test subject for her new Glow Glow Glow orange soda. I immediately refused because everyone knows that Glow Glow Glow creates bioweapons and monsters, but more importantly, orange soda is terrible and strawberry soda is the best. But to much to my objections, Kim forced me to drink her disgusting orange soda Glow Glow Glow experiment. I passed out again and when I woke up I had grown a tail my legs had turned to bright blue stone and my arm was tattooed with the word "Glow Glow Glow." As I looked around the basement I saw so many former devoted Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No employees and customers that were now Kockroaches that Kim evilly turned them into, and even Taylor sim swift! As I'm sending this Kris and Kim have disappeared. Please Khloe and Kourtney send the police Help us!

I think I already know the answer to this but which of you is the most talented singer? I think Kourtney probably has the best voice as she is by far the most talented. Khloe is so watermelon and Kim is… Kim.

Love from London, England :D

Hey Kardasim Sisters! Kourtney the unbothered Queen, Kem the successful businesswoman/iconic lawyer and most watermelon sister, and to the annoying blonde one Qhloe.

My Question is for all of you, if you could ask your one of your sisters anything what would it be?

I love you guys, stay watermelon 🍉

Hi I’m Maddie! Kourtney you are my favorite and I just want to know what are your tricks to being very awesome!

Who’s the smartest: bruxism

Greetings to the watermelon sisters khloe and kourtney the fighter and survivors our saviors. I think this will be surprisingly the first time Kim is was ever useful. So I had brought her glow glow glow kits since I’ve heard so many “amazing” comments about it. So I went on a camping trip with my friend and we were shivering from how cold it was so we decided to get wood and threw the glow glow glow kits on it and without me even needs to torch it it lit up. So thank you for that Kim. Marketing ideas <3 ur welcome.

And to the watermelon sisters Kourtney and khloe have an amazing day <3 love youuu

Khloe's long, straight, brunette hair form the earlier Kardasim episodes - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello Kardasims,

First of all, I just wanted to say how much I LOVE my favorites, Khloe and Kourtney! Obviously not Kim. Anyways, this one’s for Kim. Kim, I bought your new Glow Glow Glow anti-aging cream. I read the reviews before buying and to my surprise they were all good. When it arrived, I was so excited to try it out so I opened the package as fast as I could. I was still cautious so I only put a drop of lotion on my hand and rubbed it on my skin and after a few seconds I started to feel weird like my body was about to fall in a second and my limbs felt numb. Suddenly, I fell down and my surroundings looked gigantic and I got so scared. Luckily, I fell next to a mirror to see what had happened to me and before my eyes was a fetus. A literal fetus. My mind could NOT process what I’ve been seeing and I couldn’t believe I’m a fetus! Then after a few minutes, my mom arrived. She was holding a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper and slipped from being horrified by seeing me as a fetus causing the Booty Booty Pop Juice to spill all over me. I am so thankful she slipped, because not only did that Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper save my life, it also made my ass bigger, juicier, and plumper! My mom and I were so relieved and after that, she told me that she got me a No No No box as a surprise. I quickly threw the Glow Glow Glow Anti-aging Cream in there because I NEVER wanted to see it or hear about it ever again. After what happened, I checked each and everyone’s account from the reviews and unsurprisingly, they were all bots! To summarize, DO NOT TRUST AND DO NOT BUY THE GLOW GLOW GLOW ANTI-AGING CREAM AS IT DE-AGES YOU, LITERALLY. Except for No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice because they‘re lifesavers and are the best brands ever created by mankind. Stay strong Khloe and Kourtney! As for you Kim, I hope you rot in jail once I get you arrested! #survivor #glowglowglowisass #shutdownglowglowglow #iwillsueyoukim

Hello Kardasims,

If you had to rank these five memories from worst to best, what would be the order you’d put them in:

• khloe getting captured by the pterodactyl

• Kourtney pushing Kim into zombies

• Kylie burning glow glow glow products

• Kim being beaten up by Beyoncé and sued by Taylor

• Khloe losing a fight to the spirits, showing she is not a fighter or survivor

P.S kourtney is the most watermelon

Kris calling you "sweeties", so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi kardasims, I just wanted to say thank y’all so much, your videos and podcast are pushing me through highschool. No literally, I got a 98% on a research paper that I used a bunch of words I learned from “who’s the smartest” in and my teacher gave me a shoutout and said she was impressed by my vocabulary. Couldn’t have done it without y’all. Anyway here’s my question, you can relax Kim, it’s not about Glow Glow Glow(I know better). I always love the vids featuring those kids Prudence and Zack so; which of the two do you guys like better and why? Keep fighting and surviving Khloe , stay cool calm and collected Kourtney, keep being “inconsistent” kim, and all of you STAY WATERMELON🍉🍉🍉

Hi queens! You all inspire me so much and I adore you three! Anyway, this one's for Kim: I tried Glow Glow Glow last week because I needed to feel something, I needed to take a risk because I'm a fighter and survivor and I was running out of things to survive. I blacked out 5 minutes after trying the Glow Glow Glow mints, but what I was forgetting is that I had Booty Booty Pop Juice™ in my system. I started experiencing intense cravings for human and sim flesh, and my limbs stretched up to 3 feet longer since that day. I succumbed to my cravings and am currently being hunted down by the government who are suppressing my transformation and are paying families of victims to keep quiet. I want to thank Kim from the bottom of my severely mutated heart because she made my wish to be taller come true! Sorry if this post's hard to read, it's difficult to type with 5 inch long claw-bearing fingers. 😋 Sending my love from this cave system I'm taking refuge in and snatching unsuspecting hikers/cavers!

Hellaurrr the kardasims!!! You guys are saurr watermelon (only the 2/3 of you) especially to the kween of fighter and survivor klHOEey and the i.d.g.a.F kHOErtney kween who always says no...and the other one i dont give a SH*T

This question is for the stupid bitch who owns glow glow glow, i know you are listeningright now...

A mysterious guy came to my house in the middle of the night and shoved a box of god knows what up on my ass. The guy was wearing black mask so i cudnt get a good look at him...or her. When i look at the box, it was the glow glow glow juice and it has sachets in the box. There was a letter in it and it says "you better drink this now or i will come at you and your families ". So i immediately run to the kitchen frantically making the glow glow glow juice. My grandma heard me crying for my life so she went to the kitchen to see what the hell was going on. When she said "hey sweetie " i tought it was the guy from earlier and i accidentally splashed the juice i made into her vagaina and it burns with sizzling noise like when u cook meat. I brought her to the hospital and my grandma is diagnosed with 27th degree burn in her vagaina and it is actually the new type of burn the hospital discover. At the hospital, i saw the same mysterious guy...or girl... eyeing on me from outside of the hospital window

So my question is to the owner of glow glow glow... what the HELLL did u send me and what DID I DOOOO to you guys

Gotta go hide now and Lovee from Brunei 🇧🇳🥰

new brand from khloe-so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasim sisters! This is Sara and Amelia. And we have a question for Khloe. I bought your booty booty pop juice booty bouncer cream for my friend Amelia. As soon as she put it on she started to feel a tingly feeling. We thought it was normal at first but boy were we wrong. The next morning Amelia had rashes all over her body and she started to feel something like a rug burn on her booty. Anyways our question for Khloe is what happened and where did we go wrong? Bye love you!

#fighterandsurvivor

#bootybootypopjuicebootybouncer

Hello Kardasims I am in danger and I wanted to show the world this message before I likely get eaten. 4 weeks ago there was a new glow glow glow product “The glow glow glow transformation cream” This cream was advertised and as usual nobody in my city had boughten it and left it to rot in the shelves, Until some woman named Cim Clardashian had bought the product. Cim was a worker for glow glow glow and was forced to buy it against her will. When she had applied it she was in the city. The cream had transformed her into a zombie with pale skin rolled back eyes a big ass and mumbles the world”glow glow glow”. She had bit a civilian then bit another. My city has issued a outbreak and I saw from outside my apartment window that there was chaos. Cars crashing, Zombies tackling humans with their ass, and sims attempting to run.The SimMilitary attempted to get rid of the glow glow glow zombies but were unsuccessful. The city was in chaos and 96% of the city had been zombified. 2 weeks ago I was in my house bunkering it down when I saw one of the zombies had spotted my glow glow glow body spray that I use to kill bugs. The zombies then called the other zombies and they started to climb each other to reach my building window on the top floor. I started to panic then I threw my bug spray at them and they started tearing it to shreds . The body spray had exploded and most of the zombies were distracted. That’s when I ran to the roof tp try to find a helicopter to save me. As I went up many flights of stairs eliminating infected sims with my no no no box. I made it to the roof and I was barely rescued by the sim military as the zombies broke down the door to the roof. As I was flying I saw another helicopter with Kim in it. She started attacking my helicopter and crashed it . I ran feel into the city and found refuge in a abandoned no no no factory where I had found a group of sims who were working at the no no no factory and found refuge because of how protected the factory was thanks to Kourtney’s funding. The zombies are attempting to break in but were not sure how long the no no no factory will withstand. KIM what the hell? Why did you cause a glow glow glow apocalypse in my city with your stupid cream. And crash my helicopter? Thank you Kourtney for keeping me safe with your no no no boxes. Stay safe from the glow glow glow zombies you guys!

Hello to Kourtney, Khloe, and the very best "Kim"😊. i love this podcast so much and you guys are so funny (especially Kim🤣). She has only the sexiest voice and the most smartest thoughts. ⭐️GLOW GLOW GLOW⭐️, especially is the most amazing product that I have ever tried. I love it so much and I literally use it everyday. My favorite product is the Glow Glow Glow Orange Soda Face Mask🍊. I just slather it on, let it work its wonders, and boom. It's like bottling sunshine and splashing it all over your skin. Who needs a spa day when i have the entire glow glow glow catalog in my mansion? My real question to Kim is would applying Glow Glow Glow products in my daily life help me find my inner peace and achieve enlightenment?? Love you, sisters. 😘 P.S: I did it Khuem! I already complimented you and your flop ass Glow Glow Glow shit as I promised😡. Now, where is my promised 100,000 simoleons??? which i will totally not use to buy more booty booty pop juice and no no no boxes😍. You better pay me up or else i will sue your ugly oompa loompa face!🙄

Splitting toilets in two, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Glow Glow Glow: The Musical, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi, I am Adrian, One of the V.A.N.I.S.H Former Workers, and let me tell you, it is like prison, but unhelpul. All of the workers are nice to eachother, because we are in a bad condition.

Luckily, I escaped with very bad conditon, and i am recovering in both physical and mental hospitals. I called every police in each station to investigate, only to found out that Kim's Ex, Kanye and her other exes named Kris and Davon.

Unfortunately, VANISH is mutually based of a space program + an labor-induced workshop, where they made these chemicals. I was a part of the space, and was used multiple time (which at that time, i loved it, got multiple promotions, and made them to came alot). I have to escape due to severe bruises and been severely burned by chemicals (Note: Khloe, Kim's ex has a lot of secret accounts that has access to the Booty Booty Pop Juice, where they buy products so i can be alive & use me over and over)

Now, I am now resting and have these products from Booty Booty Pop Juice (Which the hospital funded), and is now asking for Kourtney's permission to give out houses from Glow Glow Glow and VANISH Victims.

Love You Khloe and Kourtney,

XOXO Adrian

Heyyy Fellow Simsistersss

I honestly do not get the hate for Glow Glow Glow. I ordered the Glow Glow Glow SPF 50+ sunscreen/Consealer for the 100th time and it’s my absolute favvv! I have used so many of the Glow Glow Glow products and it’s literally changed my life in the best way possible. It’s not a stupid and useless product like No No No. Kim is the bestttt business woman and the most watermelon BY FAR. The “Face” of booty booty pop Juice could definitely get some advice from Kim…MY WATERMELON QUEEN. Ps. I am teaming up with Kim’s legal team and we are beginning to build a legal case against No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice because there are many customers who have suffered from false advertisement thanks to these useless businesses. Anyways stay strong Kimmmm! You’re the best! 🥰🥰🥰 #GlowGlowGlow #Bootybootypopjuiceispoison!

#SayNOtoNoNoNo

Being true to yourself: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Whose the smartest: Lanatus

Hey watermelon sisters, khloe and kourtney (no comment on kem) i need some help fixing something caused by a glowglowglow product.

Recently my sister used the glowglowglow anti aging serum and was fine for 23 minutes until her face started to melt and bubble.

She started to scream but then stoped when her own melted skin enter her mouth.

Khloe, kourtney please help.

I will be filling a law suit on you Kem.

Questions:

Kim do you also have kids like your real world version?

Khloe why do you not start your own business Instead of still being with booty booty pop juice? Why can’t you buy the company?

And Kourtney: no no is such an overpriced product isn’t it?

You guys need Mariah and Nicki to feature again, they are so watermelon

Word of the day: Stella

For so watermelon: Ramadan so watermelon or so not watermelon

Heyy watermelons, and especially to my fav watermelon diva kardasim, Kimberley. My birthday is on 31 March, and I would like kim wishing me a happy birthday 😭. Also GlowGlowGlow is the best company out there, after following the 2,455 steps and carefully paid attention to the label. I managed to get the effect I wanted with GlowGlowGlow flying serum, now I can fly like a bird, but I noticed some feathers appearing on my hands. Kim am I becoming the bird? Omg that would be so watermelon. Also Khole f you, u gaslighting freak and bully, I have a picture of your bootyhole and I’ll leak it if you bully Kim again. And Kourtney you have such a boring personality like no. Thank you Kim for keeping that podcast alive. Love you from Mauritius 🇲🇺. 🦤

Who's the Smartest: gorgonian

Being in touch with humanity, so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hi watermelon kardasims! As of currently the go fund me reached its 10k goal!! Congrats! I was so happy so to celebrate me and my family ordered pizza pizza pizza I grabbed the pizza from the strange delivery man whispering “Thank you, Ye” ? I noticed the pizza smelled…Radioactive? I put it down on the counter and a projection of Sia came up and sang “If it glows glows glows and there’s pizza on your plate” me and my family was confused but I recognized that tune from a previous episode and IMMEDIATELY threw the pizza out the window and sprayed it with Booty booty pop juice lemon lime flavor so the pizza box expanded and exploded, phew! Until I realized all the radioactive cheese got onto my skin from the explosion and it burnt so bad I turned into a pizza?!  The pizza box replaced me as the new soul and this is a voice recorded message from the new projection, “Help help help there’s too much pizza on my plate, Kourtney and Khloe help before it’s too late! And Kim you are a DISGRACE!”