EPISODE 87 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Watermelon or not Watermelon? 🍉🍉🍉 ******LACRIMAL GLAND******

Watermelon or so not watermelon: feet?

Watermelon or so not watermelon: watermelon?

Hi Kardasim sisters ❤️

Well somebody has got some explanation to do (Khloé).

Explain the whole story, how do u feel and how the fuck ! Did you just burst like that after drinking the fake Grimace drink? To Kim , I understand why you voted for Kourtney 😭, I hope you get your avenge . Stay watermelon 🍉😄 . Byeee!

Kris and Catliyn so watermelon or so not watermelon

Jonathan so watermelon or so not watermelon

last one to leave the island so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the two most watermelon sisters kourtney and the fighter and survivor and the hbic khole and that bitch khem this question is for my fave khloé do you think you still be on the island had kim voted out mariah instead

Watermelon or so not watermelon, glow glow glow THE BIOWEAPON

Hello Kardasim sisters! I am such a fan of 2/3 of you all! Khloe the fighter and survivor and Kourtney the most layer back sim❤️ also hello khymberly the worst Kardasim sister. I recently decided to be daring and give Khyum another chance, I purchased some glow, glow, glow sun tan lotion for the summer (despite all the negative reviews) because I wanted to keep my brown skin nice and glowy. I felt great for the first couple minutes then I noticed insane burning and tingling on my skin. It started with my arms then eventually spread. (And YES khyum I read the directions) I am now suing you and turning you in to the authorities. They have been notified and now have a warrant out for your arrest. Good luck Khyum and byeeee Khloe and Kourtney! You're welcome for getting rid of KYUM btw!😁😁

Hello to the most watermelon trio, and ofc their mighty leader Khloe, the truest fighter and survivor. You are lengedary not only in the Sim World but also here on Earth. I don't believe in God but I believe in my goddess Khloe. I worship and honor her by following her example and working on my revenge body.

Anyways very important question for Kourtney and Kim. Who copied who's wedding ??? And Kim did u use Kourtney's wedding as a business opportunity?? most importantly goddess Khloe what's your input to all this ??

Love from Riverside California 🫶

A couple of weeks ago, I know nothing about Garten of Banban but because of you guys I learnt about the game and even finished all 3 games and waiting for the 4th! So excited that I've to write you this! My gaming experience was normal until I found a SECRET ENDING, I didn't know how I got that, maybe I accidentally did something lead to that. I don't know. But in that ending, first I found a note says "Opila bird's name was originally Glowpila, it created by a former co-worker of Uthman Adam, using the hybridization of Givanium and Glow G-" the note is torn at that point so I don't know the rest! After that I also found a hidden tape, it shows a back of a bleach-blond Biochemist with a big ass. On her table there's a picture of a Godzilla and a can of orange soda. She then call someone and said "Change the name of that useless subject to Opila, I've found a better direction for my plans, erase all of my information from the organization, I don't want to get any involvment in the future!" Poor thing, what a pitiful, Glowpila was thrown away by its creator. Since you three played/ came to the Garten of Banban, my question is you guys have any idea about that mysterious woman? I asked everyone on the game forum but they have no clue about her. I think she will hold an important role in the 4th game! Stay watermelon you guys!

got hit by a car. so watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

Children? So watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

Dear Kardasim sisters, I love your podcast and listen to it whenever I can. Eventually I heard about the "No, No, No" box and thought why not show my support by getting one. I ordered a box and as soon as I got it I wanted to see what all the hype was about. So I put my little brother inside the box and closed it. The box started to violently shake, and about 3 seconds later, it stopped. I opened the box only to find it completely empty. I got worried and asked my whole family about my little brother. They all told me they didn't know who I was talking about, and that I was ALWAYS an only child. PLEASE KOURTNEY, I need you to help and tell me how to get my brother back, and how to get back to the 'universe' where he existed, I miss him so much. Thank you, love you all.

Hello to the three simsters Kourtney, Khloe, and Khum, I have something important to tell you ladies, I have watched Khum's 4k Blu-Ray DVD, and it was traumatizing to say the least, I never thought Glow Glow Glow would be capable of commiting such atrocities, but that's not all, soon after I finished watching Khum's 4k Blue-Ray, I received a phone call from what appeared to be the voice of a winy woman telling me that I will die in 7 days. I don't know what to do, I'm really scared, I never thought Khum would be capable or releasing an accursed tape to the public, this is a crime against humanity. Khloe and Kourtney, you two have the power to stop this curse from spreading any further, you know what you must do she's right there next to you, you must kill the root of this evil curse and save everyone that has been watching her 4k Blu-Ray, otherwise you two will be considered her accomplises since you know everything your sister has done with Glow Glow Glow and you have done absolutely nothing about it, please I only have a few days left, if I die I will make sure to come back and drag you back to hell with me Khum. xoxo I love you all!! <3

hello to the 2 gorgeous sisters, khloe and kourtney.

kim.

my question is for all 3 of you, would you rather spend five nights at freddy's without blocking the door with your ass or one night in the glow glow glow factory?

love you no no no angel kourtney and the botany queen khloe.

#kimstrawberry

leaving the island first, so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

who's the smartest: incantation

Who's the Smartest: bastion

who is the smartest

bayam

Hello, sisters! First off, I love all of you!

I have a question for Khloe and Kourtney: Why do you guys hate Glow Glow Glow so much? It's not a bad product.

I work for an organization whose name I cannot disclose, and we use this product to conduct our interrogations all the time. In fact, we once used Glow Glow Glow Sunscreen on someone who worked with one of our...um...adversaries. It burned his skin so bad, he cracked and sang like a canary. Gave us all the information we needed for us to complete our operation successfully.

As a beauty product, of course, Glow Glow Glow is not ideal, but it is one of our favorite instruments of...interrogation...and best of all, it's efficient and cost-effective. Thank you, Kim.

P.S: Kim, when are you come up with the Glow Glow Glow Perfume Plus? We need a new ingredient for our truth serum—I mean, cocktail.

I am writing this message to my long lost mother, Kim. My name is Lacy, and I am a bio weapon created/born in one of the Glow-Glow Facilities. My body is purely based on Glow-Glow products, My arms can shoot acids that can melt the human body in mere seconds and my mouth can blow out Glow-Glow beautificaiton baby powder that resets a person's memory and lure them into buying Glow-Glow products. Kim once came into the facility and told me that I am her child and that I should obey whatever she wants, and it made me feel very special because I can feel the connection between her and me. So I escaped the Glow-Glow factory in order to look for her and help my mother bring in more customers to make her happy and to keep her delusional mind satisfied. Please mother, if you are reading this message I want you to know that I will come find you and be the best biological weapon of a daughter.

Hi Khloe, I wanna congradulate and commend you for your new amazing division of BBPJ: ✨𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸✨™ (ppl are confusing it with that "Khlow" word 🤧eugh) it's such an amazing revenge body training elixer. Also I recently finished the Bayonetta games and I made some fanart of the iconic Umbra Witch baddie. I even worked really hard and made a cover of Moon River (with such a magical voice 💖) and I made a lyric video from it. 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Anyways my question is to Kimp, when are you picking up that ukelele and finally make that apology video that every Gl*w Gl*w Gl*w victim deserves?

#LetsDanceSweeties

WE FOUND STACY also its my birthday.

(listener response)

dear the fighter and surviors and the most watermelon sisters Khloe and kourtney. its eclipse reporting to you live from inside the vanish headquarters Im currently dressed up as another employee at vanish since I can shapeshift because I practice simcraft or witchcraft for humans I gained this ability when I bought a no no no box that had the sim darkhold in it and eversince then Ive spent my lifes work working to free everyone in vanish and the missing people. but back to the topic Ive been sabotaging kims glow glow glow and vanish factories from the inside by supercharging booty booty pop juice strawberry soda bomb and I planted them althroughout the facilities which is why 2 of the glow glow glow and vanish headquarters are gone completely and destroyed. Im also helping the cockroaches with the no no no boxes because I put a special rune on them to connect them to boxes to be able to transport the cure right now im currently working on it all. also update on stacy I found her well what was left of her Ive been practicing necromancy for a while and Im happy to say that I finally brought stacy back from the dead Like the melanie simtinez song. I brought her back to her family and Ive been freeing people from kims dungeon. CRAP chim (KIM)

found out what I did through the security cameras when she did she said "GET HIM" she and her team are currently chasing me as I try to fly away if I dont report back Call the simcops cuz I have a flashdrive of all of chims actions and thingies all on film. also slap kim for me please.

goodbye

-eclipsedwitch

(im a sim)

#wefoundstacy #wheresstacy #boycottglowglowglow #kourtneysolosyourfavs

Hello Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. I am the shift manager at Vanish Factory. Kim, I thought we where promised a free lunch break? In fact, maybe you could’ve at least rebuilt half of the factory is still in shreds!!!! We are working on what looks like a landmine blew up on it!  Its summer in Los Simglas and we are dying! You cut of our water supply ever since our brave college, Kate, reached out to the other sisters, just because you said that we where not aloud to talk about the workplace out of work! A-lot of your workers have passed out from heat stroke because you don’t even pay for a sun tent outside! You banned Amelias name from your workplace and now if we even speak of her, you send us to your office, which is air conditioned (the only air-conditioned place in the factory) and take a big bite of our lunch! Then throw the rest out! We are hot, thirsty, and hungry and you want us to be quiet about it? Kourtney, Khloe, please. This has gone too far please shut her down! Sometimes she’ll make us stay overnight! We have tried to leave, but she keeps her deadly glow glow gas around the perimeter, which makes the air quality worse then hazardous, and only turns it off if we have worked to our bones! Khloe, we ask for your smarts and Kourtney, we ask for your smarts so you can get us out of here!! She makes us try her products, and 999,999,999.98 in 1,000,000,000 times, the product effects us in someway! We are like Area 22!!!!!! Please come help us and stay watermelon 🙏

My salutes to the TRUE fighter and survivor, Khloe the natural beauty ,Kourtney and the successful businesswoman: Kris!

And the creative Make Up Artist: Kylie !

And the intelligent laywer: Annalise!

And the woman with the Biggest Ass: De Nicki Minaj!

...

Oh, and Kim with her Flop Flop Flop, I mean Glow Glow Glow products.

Kourtney: Are u still friends with De Nicki Minaj after the Cook Off and her lawsuit? And thank u for the No No No Surprise Box I really needed an empty box .

Khloe: Stop Lying! You're not a Spokeperson for Booty Booty Pop Juice! You are the one that is making Booty Booty Pop Juice and Saving Lives!

Kim: I want to say something to u...

Thank U Ye

Hey Kardasims.

First of all did u see your mom's new show "Kris and the Animorphics"?

And I found Stacey Sim Lewis! The one that mysteriously dissappear while in a giant lawsuit with Kim and her Flop Flop Flop products.

She was tied to a chair and in poorly conditions in one of the MANY hidden rooms of the Glow Glow Glow Factory.

And I was there for a mission to get a product and bring it to Booty Booty Pop Juice Science Lab to find its weak point.

She said that some crazy bitch with a stupid voice hit her from behind and put her there.

That sound familiar, isn't it, Kim?

Hello sisters:

I will tell u a story: Glowerella

Hem-Hem, once upon a time, there was a stupid bitch named Kim and she lived with her fairy bitch mother Kris, her wicked stepmother Caitlyn, and her amazing sisters Khloe and Kourtney and since she created a Flop company of rotten cosmetics they named her "Glowerella". One day the Prince Kanye West broke in their house to look who will fit the Glow Glow Glow Ass Corset. Kourtney didn't fit the corset but she didn't care and Khloe decided to not get involved with this bullshit. Glowrella tried the corset and she thought she was aabout to marry Prince Ye but it was all a trap! The FBI kick-opened the door with one "FBI! OPEN UP!" and started to attack and slap the crying delusional bitch's ass. So Glowrella, the Wicked Witch and Stupid Bitch of the tale stayed in prison while her own family and the whole world lived happily ever after.

Did u like the story?

Did u LOVE THAT?

#WhereIsStacy

#KemTheAntiWatermelonWitchWithAFakeAss

#KimTheWickedWitch

#KImTheStupidBitch

#KourtneysSexyAndSheKnowsIt

#KhloesABarbieGirl

Barbie: So watermelon or so not watermelon

This is a urgent message and thank you letter to Kourtney and Khloe, and to Kem if she's reading this, I beg her to please Glow Glow Glow her fake ass to Hell.

1 month ago, I had ordered some bottles of bug spray for my elderly neighbors who doesn't know how to use the computer. When it arrived, we were surprised to see a DIY kit with instructions inside.

After 10 hours of following 500 steps just like what the pamphlet said; which strangely include logging on to a website that required to give away all my neighbors's personal information like their social security, credit cards, health insurance numbers, as well as donating an amount of $100k for charity to some place called Mah'Wallette, and finally changing their will to give away their entire asset to "Not-Kem Karda Sims"; we were able to finish making the bug spray.

However, after I left and was about to reach my house, a huge explosion rang out from my neighbors that soon filled the entire street with smelly green gas. I quickly ran inside to my favorite hiding spot, and all I could remember before blacking out was a bright flash of red light that said "Thank you, Pete" burning into my eyes.

When I finally woke up, I realised I was in a secret research facility of Area 59. The doctors there told me that I was the only survivor of my street, and everyone else had evaporated. My town had also been put under a giant glass dome for quarantine since the toxic green gas had been spreading the upgraded version of Black Death which caused people to develop painful, swelling, black lumps and cough up acidic blood that melted their skin away.

I was extremely lucky they said, as they had found me lying unconscious in a No No No Supreme Apartment size box and its strong material had protected me from being swallowed up by the gas. However, my body was then glowing green with radiation, so they had to bring me in for treatment.

Luckily, a week later, a team from Booty Booty Pop Juice arrived at the lab with mysterious black pills that miraculously cured me of all health problems. They revealed that the company had partnered up with the US government to help solve the crisis, and the pills were containing nutritious recipes personally created by Booty Booty Pop Food themselves.

However, it was also shockingly revealed that the bug spray bottle had actually been a disguise for the real product underneath, a gas bomb from Glow Glow Bio, and this had been part of a scheme from Kem to scam innocent people into helping her make dangerous weapons and funding her toxic biochemical enterprise.

So Kourtney and Khloe, what actions do you advice I should take against Kem (both legal and illegal are accepted), and would you guys provide evidences for the legal proceeding against Kem so that the US government could take down her horrendous excuse of a company once and for all?

Thanks, and send my love to the 2 better non-murdering Kardasim sisters, you guys know who you are.😘

Who's the smartest: Cacodemonomania.

Kim's crying: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Helping survivors of bioweaponery: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, I am Roj, I am an ex glow glow glow employee working under Kim Kardasim, or what we at the factory use to call her until she came and beat us down, the devil. We were forced during the dungeons and dragons collaboration to create certain products to make everyone's ass weight smaller, since Kim, quote unquote said "I should have a bigger ass then anyone else" and we were forced to do this by her, she also wasn't able to get any wax from the Himalayas for her candles so she decided to use the skin cells of the employees that died from exhaustion to melt them down and use their cells for wax for her disgusting candles, that's why it always has a rotten sort of smell and why it attracts flies and mosquitoes, after finding this out she tried saying it was incense, but the dead body of my best friend, or should I say ex best friend since she's no longer here with us, Melissa's body is used as a candle.

Since then I have runaway and thankfully found company in the booty booty pop juice factory of the fighter, the survivor and the great Khloe Kardasim and I want to personally thank you, as myself, roj, and my best friend Melissa, are personally thanking you, glow glow glow is a stupid b1tc product, but booty booty pop juice is a sooooo watermelon product, once again, I'm roj, and I thank you dearly dear fighter and survivor

Khloé❤️❤️❤️

(Kai•Ruh) Urgent message Kardasims! this is Daniel, Mayor Sim Kyra’s Assistant. last month Kim and her Glow Glow Glow foundation came to Frog City, to speak about bringing Glow Glow Glow to the city, to which Ms Mayor Sim Kyra refused, Thankfully, because of Glow Glow Glow’s history and the Health Hazard it is and the dangers it could’ve brung to our city.

Kim wasn’t happy, after her and the glow glow glow company left, thinking we were safe from the Glow Glow Glow monster Kim we didn’t have a clue when last Friday our city Mayor Kyra went missing, there was no signs where she went, but when we looked in her offices there were signs of uranium left in her office and a Glow Glow Glow Big Booty Bubble Buster Bottle on her desk and when we had called the Customer line demanding for our mayor back they refused telling us that it was too late and she was better off gone and it was just the start of what was gonna happen. that same night a WHOLE Glow Glow Glow army raided the City shooting flaming radioactive glow glow glow makeup sponges and flooding the streets with radioactive waste, it’s all pure anarchy, the town is nothing but a waste land rubble and debris, I am typing this from our bunker, Kim GIVE US BACK OUR MAYOR, please Kardasims Help Us, I must also give a sincere apology for my long message,

#JusticeForMayorSimKyra #WheresStacy #FlopFlopFlop

Hello! Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim. I love all of you guys but this message is for Kim. My sister and I wanted to try Glow Glow Glow and Booty Booty Pop Juice for the first time. Everything was going well with the Glow Glow Glow until my sister had an allergic reaction. We looked at the box that had the instructions, we followed each step but nothing worked her reaction got worse so we had to take her to get medical help, once we got back home i checked the box and inside there was a card the read: " No Refunds". Like what? We are suing you Kim, and I will be talking to your lawyers. So be ready. I decided to try Booty Booty Pop Juice, and it was perfect, everything went well, and there were clear instructions. No trips to the hospital, thank goodness. The next day I was looking at the news and I heard about the Vanish situation, it's so sad, that poor girl. Kim what are you doing to them? #shutdownvanish. But Khloe and Kourtney you are so watermelon, and keep being you. Last and obviously least Kim, you will be hearing from my lawyers.

who's the smartest: Glühen

Hello fighter & survivor Khloe, watermelon queen Kourtney, and the failed businesswomen, failed lawyer and snake kim🐍! This question is for Khloe and Kourtney, have you two finally got kim to accept the fact that she cannot wear blonde hair especially without roots? Love you guys! #bootybootypopjuice #NoNoNo #ShutDownGlowGlowGlow #blondesneedroots

To Khloe and Kourtney

So I just bought the new glow glow glow magic kit and I showed it to my plushies it contained a magic wand string and some cards

This is for Kem and for everyone

And Khloes kocroches get ready

I read the instructions as soon as I opened it my plushies grew and grew and broke my house and they are a crab and axolotl Khloes please send your kocroches and booty booty pop juice because Thier going rampant-send help

Deyanz fox

Keycards

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hi Kardasims! I hope you all (Khloe and Kourtney) are having a fabulous day and the other one can have a decent one! What I would like to ask today is two very simple questions😌.

I love me some Rupauls SimDrag Race, and recently Khloe and Kourtney got to see Rupaul in the recent challenge of "Last Celebrity to Leave the Island". I remember a woman that looked just like Khloe that was guest judge twice on the show..... anyway, my first question is for all of you: Who is your favorite SimDrag Race Queen? (P:S Kourtney, loved the slap you gave Rupaul!)

My second question is for KIM! Recently, you three appeared on the Prudence and Zack channel and escaped the Garten of Banban and it left me thinking.. On one part of the video, Kim states that the only way to escape into another next room would be by using a keykard for the lock, and when asked how she knows about it, she states that she uses some for her Glow Glow Glow factories in order to lock people in. Prudence then asked what Kim meant and she changed the subject. Care to explain what you meant KEM?!

Anywaysss, Love you "all" (2/3) and stay watermelon! Love from Califorsim!🩷

Hi Kardasim sisters love love the podcasts so much

for the fighter and survivor Kourtney the queen, just random question but i want to know how much Kim have to pay or what she have to do for you to endorse the glow glow glow product?

Y'all probably know me through the video "Nicki Minaj And Lana Del Rey Escape Prison

" on SimgmProduction, but that's not the story I'd like to talk about today. I saw Kem (or Mehgan) came to our prison with 2 assistants yesterday, she just stood there and staring at each one of us weirdly while her assistants looked so happy and keep yelling "Yay! new test subjects". After that a jailer came talked to her and lead her to the life imprisonment area (I'm just a burglar Barbie and stay here for one more year!) She then walked out with a group of 15 people, but kept on looking at us, I remember she pointed at one of my gang member and asked "Can I take a closer look at this one?" but the jailer said "No, you can only take the life imprisonment people!" and then she left. What is the meaning of this Kem? What do you mean by "Test Subject"? Do you take those life imprisonment people to test them and see that they can re-join the comunity instead of spending their entire life in prison? If so you truly are a good hero with lots of compassion! Humanity needs people like you since they just have a wrong view towards prisoners and think they won't change, they should be in there forever that make those have been in jail hard to find job, find new friend and re-join the comunity again. I hope everything you do is legal since you are a lawyer! Love you! :kiss:

Hello sisters it is I, Mr. Anthony I am the owner and CEO of Vanish. I would like to start off by saying I'm furious with Kim and glow glow glow over the past couple months I have gotten several complaints about Kim and her company glow glow glow. SPECIFICALLY about Stacy and the in the well incident. Kim please stop sending your ex employees to our building we want no part in your company and nothing to do with you. We have found Stacy in the back off the glow glow glow building inside of the trash can. She is now safe and back with her husband. Kim leave my company alone Vanish is not associated with glow glow glow we are actually a security company that works with big companies in the sim world and we have never made people vanish. P.S. khloe your booty booty pop juice is amazing I tried it after hearing my employees say how amazing it is and I now have the biggest ass in the work place so thank you queen khloe. #glowglowglowsucks #wefoundstacy

Hello to Fighter and Survivor Khloe, beautifully ignorant Kourtney and Rebecca. My question is to Khloe, how was it to dangle from the elevator ceiling for a few hours?

Have a beautiful day to Khloe and Kourtney

Bye Rebecca

Kem once again unintentionally sabotaging herself publicly 🤦

Hei Kardasims sister... Love the VA for watermelon segment last podcast... You guys are so watermelon... except Kem... 😝

AI (Ass Injections)

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hey! I'm a huge fan of you guys and wanted to give some topics for That's so Watermelon.

Flavor Of Love (TV Show) [the queen tiffany simpollard killed this] Kim's extremely short marriage with Kris Humphries

Ice Spice [north did an amazing cosplay 🙌] Being on an island 🏝️

Stay Watermelon 🍉 ‼️‼️