EPISODE 102 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Being the last one standing, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

holding space...so watermelon or so not watermelon

hello kardasim sisters!🫶🏾 before i start i just want to say… how much glow glow glow has ruined my weave weave WEAVE.

I was in Sim Francisco when i walked past a glow glow glow shop and seen that kim’s (this is the name of the product) All New All Fake-Natural Glow Glow Glow Weave and Weave Adhesive Glue Glue Glue! being a constant listener, i knew i shouldn’t have bought it, but for some reason I DID. i purchased it and went back home in Los Simgeles and got my hair prepped to glue the tracks on. somehow i successfully got all of the tracks on my head and and had the best weave in the universe!… until it was ALL taken away. it was all within a blink of an eye… LITERALLY! i was devastated looking at my bald, shiny head in the mirror. i read the instructions CLEARLY and did it ALL IN THE RIGHT STEPS! i put on gloves that go to the shoulders, i wore an outfit to look just like khloe, the one with a bigger booty, and then i finally said “im a dumb bitch” those being the only three instructions. i tried using kourtney’s BETTER product, but the box only said “dumb bitch” with a mirror inside of it. so i turned to my last resource… Booty Booty Pop Juice: All New, All Natural Flawless Hair Restoration. I used it and it worked IMMEDIATELY! the drink was made my the makers of BBPJ, but its a product only for platinum users and now my hair is poppin’ and after drinking some BBPJ i can be bootylicious like beyonce, kelly, and Michelle! thank you khloe!

Megan you will be hearing from my lawyer, Kourtney stay the unbothered queenie that you are, and Khloe stay the independent, business woman, fighter and survivor that you are. love you all🫶🏾🫶🏾… expect for the glow glow glow maker, Megan. BYE!!🤍 (sorry it’s really long i had to get it out)

Emojis - So Watermelon or So not Watermelon

What age y'all try juicy tracksuit.

When you guys were stranded on an island, in survival insects, who do you think was the most helpful and who do you think was the most stupid?

Hello the amazing Kardasim sisters i hope you all are having a good and safe December i made poems for each of you including boss and boss sister and brother

A Poem for Kim

In verses sweet, I sing your praise,

Kim, a gem, in shining ways.

Your heart so kind, and spirit bright,

Illuminating lives, day and night.

With every line, I write with care,

To capture essence beyond compare.

Your kindness overflows like a stream,

Touching hearts, a precious dream.

In rhyme and meter, I confess,

You're a treasure, we're blessed.

A great person, through and through,

Kim, this poem's written just for you .

Kourtney, oh majestic queen,

A gem that shines, forever serene.

In royal splendor, you take your place,

And fill each heart with wonder and space.

Your beauty reigns, like sunshine bright,

Illuminating all, in morning light.

With gentle touch, you rule our sight,

A true monarch, pure delight.

Your kingdom flourishes under your care,

A haven where love and laughter share.

We bow to your majesty so fair,

Our hearts entwined in love beyond compare.

Oh, noble queen, your glory we proclaim,

Forever in our hearts, your name.

A warrior's heart beats strong and free,

In Khloe, a spirit meant to be.

She rises above life's plodding pace,

A fighter born with a courageous face.

Her trials forged her inner might,

Tempered by fire, day and night.

Each challenge she meets with a steadfast gaze,

And conquers fears that would turn others' ways.

Through every stormy, darkest hour,

Khloe stands tall, an unbroken tower.

A survivor, with scars that tell her tale,

Of battles fought, and victories prevail.

Her soul, like gold refined by fire,

Glimmers brighter with each heart's desire.

To stand, to fight, to never yield,

Is the anthem that Khloe's spirit reveals.

The amazing trio boss ,boss sister and brother you are all blessed and loved we love your content and all that you do thank you for being here you are perfect too just the way you are

Mariah Sim Carey, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dress to Impress, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Agamemnon, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

hi fighters and survivors khloe and kourtney not YOU khem i have recently also become a fighter and survivor due to khems bs. literal brain shit. i recently purchased the new glow glow glownium cranium shrinker but instead of shrinking my cranium all i got was the smell of meco co conium. i will be suing khem and her lame excuse of a company glow glow glow for my burnt off nostrils and she will be paying for my new house as this one has been condemmed. much love to you khloe and kourtney. khem lawyer up. p.s i loved my booty booty pop slushy gushy tushy sent in my beautiful no no no box i love this reusable box because kourtney is actually doing something good for this planet unlike KHEM.

Demanding half a point. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pink pilates strut pop: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kourtney, Khloe, and YOU,

First off, I’m a HUGE fan of the podcast like seriously, I listen every week

So, Kim, I decided to try this new face mask from a company called "Shine Bright Skincare." I thought, why not? The packaging was super cute. But after I got it, I found out that the product apparently comes from the same manufacturing place as Glow Glow Glow. I was a bit nervous because, well, we all know about Glow Glow Glow's reputation, but I figured it was a different company, so it should be fine.

At first, it felt great, but the glow became blinding, lighting up my whole room. Then shadows started moving, and whispers grew louder, like someone speaking right into my ear. I tried washing it off, but it wouldn’t stop—it’s like the glow became part of me.

Kim, WHAT is in this product? Is there a way to turn it off? Please, I need help. Something wrong.

Kourtney and Khloe, your voices are the only thing keeping me sane. Thank you for being my last bit of watermelon in this nightmare.

Stay watermelon... please.

decorating for christmas before thanksgiving… so watermelon or so not watermelon?

HEYYYY THE MOST WATERMELON SISTERSSSS! And Khem I guess....Anyways I have four questions one for each of you and one for all of you. Khem-How DARE you sell glow glow glow! My sister doesn't listen to this podcast so she hasn't heard the warnings and she used the Glow Glow Glow Extra Bootytastic Wash Wash Wash. Her booty is flat as hell and her booty hole is gone!

Khloe- Heyyyy girlie I love BBPJ It fixed my sisters booty and helps me my maintain my revenge simbody! When will you branch out and go into making gym clothing? I think it would be so cute!!! Kourtney-I love No No No! I got the Mansion edition and my life has never been better! Will you please teach KHEM how to make a decent product?!! All of you- WHERE IS SIMWICKED?? I LOVE ARIANA SIMGRANDE AND SHE DESERVES TO BE ON THE PODCAST CAUSE SHE IS POPULAR? Lotssssss and lotssss of love 🍉❤️💋

green skin: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Ciao Kardasims. How are you? I'm doing fantastic! I just wanted to let you know that I've been listening to your podcast for a long time and you've helped me so much in my personal life.

Today I wanted to ask you an advice, I have a crush on a math professor in my school that doesn't go to my class... I once helped him carry some laptops and in return he gave me the warmest smile ever.. sometimes we meet each other in the halls and he greets me with a sparkling smile.. and I don't know what to do. Do I write him a letter on valentine's day anonymously or with my name on it? Love from Italy 🍝🇮🇹

"Philosophy" so watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

Taylor Swifts Eras Tour. So watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Bombs: So Watermelon Or So Not Watermelon?

Hello to the beautiful kardasim sisters. I am a fellow sim and i have been a big fan of the three of you for years and my favourite is Kim. in fact, she was the one who inspired me to do my double degree and masters in Chemistry and nuclear bio-technology. I recently got a job at the S.I.A (Sims Intelligence Agency) in the department of research in human "improvement" (I think Kim would understand what i mean by improvement) and i was going through the files and i was delighted to discover that Kim has been in a partnership with the SIA and other sims government agencies, mainly department of defense and homeland securities, for many years now. The partnership includes Kim leading research and development in weapons for biological warfare through her Glow Glow Glow company and in return she receives billions of dollars. It makes sense, i've always wondered why a skincare brand requires such a massive factory with a complex underground structure but i understand now. Kim you are my idol and i hope to be like you one day, can i drop off my resume at the Glow Glow Glow HQ or maybe hand them to you during your next visit to the S.I.A?

Hi Sisters, Im a digital and traditional artist and ive been experimenting with different art supplys for my art classes in college. Latley ive been trying to find the brightest glow in the dark paint for my artworks. I noticed that the glow glow glow website had the new "glow glow glow in the dark paint", that glows IN THE DAY?.... so ... I STAYED FAR AWAY FROM IT! Although ever since i clicked on the website ive been getting ads upon ads to buy the product all over my social media feads so I decited to go to bed and leave it. As I woke up in the middle of the night, I noticed a bright light in my room, as i woke up, I saw kims TERRIBLE PRODUCT PLACED NEXT TO MY ARTWORKS!! Along with 8 TEXTBOOKS OF INSTRUCTIONS!! As I got closer I decide to just test it out since i already had the product... HUGE MISTAKE!!!... [I read all 7 textbooks including the back of the books] and I painted on the canvas and pointed my uv light when A GIANT EXPLOSION💥 SENT ME FLYING THROUGH THE WALL AND INTO A COMA!!! I Woke up 6 months later and learned that the explosion blew up not only MY DORM BUT ALL THE OTHER COLLEGE STUDENTS DORMS AS WELL!!! WE ARE ALL COMING FOR YOU KIM!!! I am now burnt to a Krisp and lost all my hair in the fire. I also went directly to kims website and saw that there was a $999,999,99.01 CHARGE on my credit card!!! Even though i didnt want it!!!!!! I also failed my already paid for classes since i was in a coma for 6 months.... F You KEM! STAY WATERMELON KHLOE AND KOURTNEY.

The Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Ok hello sisters I would just like to say KIM! is the most watermelon sister and is way more of a fighter and survivor then khloe. Also orange soda is so much better you STUPID B-

P.s I got payed for this

like a lot…

‘Hi Honey’ Honey: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

This question is for Kim. What are your thoughts on the rumours on Kanye and Taylor swift dating… also did you hear about Khloe and Kourtney’s petition to ban orange soda from local markets! Khloe Kourntry stay watermelon !

Who's the Smartest?:

"I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same. What am I?"

Listener response!!

Hey Kourtney, the unbothered queen, Khloe, the ultimate fighter and survivor, and Kom the fraudster (yes, I’m intentionally mispronouncing her name because I love how Khloe says it, lol).

Btw I am from London and Kom don’t even try and do the accent cos you suck at it, just like your products.

Lets get straight to the point!!

Kom, it's time to stop stealing Booty Booty Pop Juice clients and sending out packages full of your toxic products disguised in a Booty Booty Pop Juice box. I thought I was getting my hands on some Booty Booty Pop Juice, but when I opened the box, it exploded and my eyebrows went POOF 💨.

I can’t believe you’re sinking this low, Kom. Thankfully, I grabbed the NO NO Miracle Juice, the extremely limited edition product, and not only did it restore my brows, but they’re now thicker and more beautiful than ever. Thank you Kourtney and. Love ya ! Also Love you

Khloe, seriously, sue her for defamation

GREETINGS from Simdonesia to the Kardasim sisters, Kourtney, Khloe, and KIm who I might just have to call Karen due to her recent misconduct in my workplace.

I am a supervisor in the Los Simgeles branch of Burgers Burgers Burgers (you know, the one you guys were banned from) and two months ago Kim came here and asked for some orange salad. I immediately recognized her and POLITELY asked her to leave due to the lawsuit and she asked for my manager then threatened with unleashing the Glow Glow Glow Air Freshener if her request wasn’t fulfilled. Because I don’t want my workplace to be contaminated with nuclear I immediately seek my manager and she proceeds to ask the securities to escort Kim out. While Kim was struggling with them she let out an ugly crying WHYYYYYYYY and dropped the container of aforementioned Glow Glow Glow Air Freshener as she runs away. It broke and the formula immediately melts everything as it spreads through every crevices of my workplace. Me and my co-workers immediately escort the customers out but unfortunately my manager and the two securities were not fortunate enough as they were melted away due to the close contact with THAT godforsaken product. Because of this fiasco we are currently unemployed and I have to fly back to my country in Simdonesia. I am an international student studying law in Simerica and now I have nothing to pay my tuition with!!!

So, KIMREN, I am filing a lawsuit for your criminal behavior of unleashing bioweapon on my workplace! And don’t even think of winning this, I have contacted Annalise and she agreed to bring you DOWN since you broke the lawsuit term of stepping into Burgers Burgers Burgers at the first place!

Khloe and Kourtney, stay watermelon 😍😍😍 and nothing for you KEM 😡😡😡

Doing Secret Santa with coworkers. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello to the unbothered queen Kourtney, the fighter and survivor and host of this podcast Khloe. Not forgetting the sick and demented KHEHM! I was seating one time with my family watching TV when an add about the Glow Glow Glow electric car came on for 10 billion dollars. I woke up the next day and went to the dealership and bought the car. I was excited and started driving home, but before that I spent two weeks seating in the car reading the seven 450 page textbooks on how to drive the car. I went through every detail until I was confident and boy was I wrong. I started driving and I immediately lost control of the car, it started driving itself destroying everything that's on the way killing pets and innocent sims on the road. I tried to get out but I was looked in and I could not break the windows, the car started flying until it landed on a desert, it finally let me out aggresively, when I looked infront of me I saw a huge building with Glow Glow Glow written on it, I was taken by some scary looking men into Khehm's office where Khehm told me that I am now part of the glow glow glow test subjects. She told me that they would harvest my organs to make the new glow glow glow organ juice, I was terrified. I remembered that in the car outside there is a no no no ultra black box pro max ultimate that I had ordered while reading through the instructions just in case, I snuck out to the car, found the box and got inside, I was immediately transported to my house where I am now safe. Please do not buy the glow glow glow electric car, it is a plot by Khehm to lure people to her factory and harvest their organs for this new glow glow glow organ juice. Khehm, you are a disgusting sim. Thank you Kourtney for saving my life. Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Go and die Khehm.

Vivat to the Watermelon Queen, Kim Kardasim!

After listening to Episode 62, I immediately went to your website to purchase your Glow Glow Glow Electric Toothbrush. I used to have severe cavity problems and wanted to try out the toothbrush as it claimed to heal all sort of oral problems. To my surprise, the toothbrush was sold at 56 million dollars, which was very cheap and reasonable.

After using it for the first time, my gums bled so badly and I fainted. When I woke up, I was left bedridden in a hospital and my doctor told me that I was suffering from underlining gingivitis. It was the toothbrush that triggered the bleeding and I managed to get necessary treatments before it became worse. That being said, I was glad to have bought your product and it also managed to cure my cavity problems.

I will definitely be buying more products from you. Currently checking out your Glow Glow Glow Mouthwash to cure my herpes. To Kloe and Kortney, don't be jealous of your successful sister!

Hey my three fave sisters in the world!!! And Khem....

I have questions for the fighter and survivor Khlo, my fave unbothered queen Kourtney and the bioweapon creator Khem..

Khloe: I already have a decent ass should I use bbpj? I love your revenge body and you're such and inspiration for all the kockroaches!!!

Kourtney: How are you always so unbothered,you never let opinions get to you!!! You need to let me know so I can deal with my sister!

Khem: Why is glow glow glow still a thing you obviously don't know anything about business and you're failing!!

I love you all(NOT KHEM) I hope you all are doing well 🤭🍉

Hey girls,

I don't know how many questions you're willing to answer, but I have one question for each of you and one question for all of you.

Kim-I know that the biology is in the back of the book thanks to your very telling statements. My questioin for you is what's in the front of the book?

Kloe-As always, you have a beautiful revenge-Sim-body that not just anyone could achieve without a fighter and surviver mentality. My question for you is who are you seeking revenge against?

Kourtney-You've always been the bravest one of the group. My question for you is were you always so unbothered or did you go through some sort of traumatic event likely caused by Kris that you had to fight and survive through in order to come out stronger?

All of you-If you were on The Simazing Race, who would you want to be your teammate?

Real talk: Are you a Queencard or a Super Lady?

Greetings to the watermelon 2.. and the other one, Kem. I just wanted to say thank you so much to my fighter and survivor, and also savior, Kourtney! Your no no no limited edition glow glow no box fixed my godzilla skin that the glow glow glow lotion gave me. And also.. KIM IM SUING YOU FOR 2 MILLION. YOU TURNED ME INTO GODZILLA AND MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. But its ok, Kanye is with me right now and says hello kim. I took your man and im also suing you. Have a good day i love you kardasims especially Khloe, aka the podcast owner and spokesperson. 💋💋🍉 Stay watermelon as always

Hello, finally I got to ask you guys some questions, because I'm such a huge fan of yours (maybe not for kim) but I want to ask a question for the stunning kourtney and the glamorous fighter and survivor khole, are you guys going to give us more products like maybe a nicki minaj no no no special edition box, or more new flavours for booty booty pop juice? I would love to see more stuff coming from you guys, also for kim, I went shopping and I saw a stock of glow glow glow shampoo and I secretly managed to throw that stock of that hideous shampoo in the trash so everyone can be safe,

Take care kourtney and khole and stay safe 💕

Believing In The Caring Hearts Foundation, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Greetings Kardasim sisters, I’m here to ask what special offers will you ladies have for your products/partnerships for the holiday season? Also have you three done any Christmas shopping? I know it can be hard to shop for a big family. Especially when you only have a budget of 90 million dollars (I know I can relate😏). And I know it’s harder to find something for Kourtney that will actually like and not return it the next day.

PS: Kim I’ve seen on SimCNN that ALL world leaders want Glow Glow Glow factories to shut down by 2025 and Vanish to release all Glow Glow Glow victims and come forward with secret information. What do you have to say Kimberly? Stay watermelon you three. 📦🍑☠️

Changing soda orders: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Playing the victim: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Who’s The Smartest? Every time I’m made, I get erased. What am I?

Hi sisters! It’s Nathan, from the original post about the No No No Blackest Box! I’ve been doing well since the incident but unfortunately my cat died (irl rip Felix). He had a great life and everyone he knew loved him so much:)

I wanted to write today to let Kourtney know that I ordered the No No No pet cemetery box, thinking it would be a great final resting place for my son! I also bought the Glow Glow Glow funeral bagpipe CD and Kim still found a way to make a CD blow up so thats NOT what I’ll be talking about today.

  I’ve just put him in there and was about to bury him, but then I started hearing meowing come from the box !! I knew it was too good to be true but I looked inside anyways and to my surprise, I open the box and I see my baby boy as a KITTEN!!! Kourtney THANK you so much but also I have a feeling you weren’t aware that this is what your product can do. You’ve changed my life. Khloe and KHEM pale in comparison to your grace and wisdom.

PS he has red eyes and I also keep finding dead animals and sometimes fingers under my bed but he’s alive and that’s all that matters ❤️❤️ #NONONO #MakeSimericaNOAgain #Catdied #Heactuallyisdeadirlripfelix

#kockroachesaregross

Hello Kardasims,

I must alert you to the documentary film I saw yesterday featuring a GlowGlowGlow product. Of course, because of copyright laws, they couldn't say that it was GlowGlowGlow so they called it The Sim-bstance. That poor woman Demi Simoore was so brave to document her experience with using a GlowGlowGlow product AS DIRECTED IN THE DIRECTIONS and the horrifying aftermath. It made her body morph and she turned into a GlowGlowMonstro. This documentary film is a must see as a warning to the public not to even think about buying anything from THAT company.

Kehm, is this how the "Sim-bstance" is supposed to work?

Khloe, thank you for always fighting and surviving against the GlowGlowGlow machine. And for keeping my booty poppin'.

Kourtney, queen of giving nooch, more sims should follow your example.

Sincerely,

SimCinemaFan

Hi guysysyys im a huge fan of all of you although i do like one more than the others, you can just guess who that is if you want or don’t, i don’t care. Even though i’ve been a longtime fan and have watched every single one of your videos on simgm and the kardasims, i’ve just been binge watching them nonstop, i love you all and would hate 2 waste your time so ill just ask, my question for all of you is, if you had to choose a celebrity to take on a date who would it be and what would you guys do?

P.S: Kim, im suffering from hair loss due to using the glow glow glow shampoo, i have a HUGE baldspot and its red and itchy with bumps, i’ve tried to see a doctor about it but they said its something they’ve never seen before, but i didnt buy it, so i got another doctor on craigslist and she looked oddly similar to nicki minaj, i told her what happened and she just looked at me and then called me a dumb bitch. i don’t know what to do, but i do know that i want a refund, and if you dont give me back the 5,000 dollars i paid, in natural taylor fashion, a lawsuit will be sent your way, thanks. 🤍

#kourtneyisthebest #khloeissomething #kimsVOICEisverycute

Who's the smartest-

Eudaimonia

Senior Citizens, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

So watermelon or so not watermelon:

• The Sim Eras Tour

• The letter "Y"

• Catching strays

Being too early for an event, so watermelon or so not watermelon?