EPISODE 76 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hitting: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Mushrooms: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Getting arrested: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Spilling your coffee on your laptop: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being stressed out: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Taking advantage of you: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Getting your payment switched from someone's bank account instead of receiving your payment from your own bank account: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Viral videos: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Classical Studies: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Public meltdowns: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasims! This is my first time writing a question or comment for this podcast. I like your companies whenever I am on a drive, a toilet, or doing dishes. There is something about this podcast that makes it more charming to listen to than other podcast, except for whenever Kim does her voice for every introductions of a segment or topic but I don’t mind Kourtney or Khloe doing it. Anywho, I have a question for Kim: Recently, I finally decided to try THE product that you have endorsed and sponsored for ages even though we all know it is dumpster fire, Glow Glow Glow Sunscreen. When I opened the package the product comes in, there was already a strange and bitter odour coming from the sun screen but I also found that on the instruction was a scribbled message from one of the workers who worked at the factory crying for help. What is up with that? Also, when I tried on the sunscreen, the skin on face started burning. I tried washing it off but it made the burn even worse. When going to the dermatologist, they said I literally needed to peel a layer of my skin. I even read the direction on how to apply the sunscreen but it still burned. Can I please have a refund? Also Khloe, Booty Booty Pop Juice is doing what it’s supposed to do and its effect is greatly enhanced when using glute exercises.

Many love and wishes,

Khang :)

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Riding Bikes: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello you guys! My name is Esra (pronounce: Es-ruh) but thats beside the point. I recently bought the new glow glow glow deodorant because mine was empty and i wanted a new one so i bought glow glow glow. I put the deodorant on and for the first 5 minutes it smelled great and it didnt bother me at all. But an hour later i got so many people telling me i smell like molded fish and got bullied alot because of it. Kim what are you putting in this product?? I hope you are not putting a whole fish into a bottle of deodorant. I want a refund right now or ill never buy from glow glow glow again and buy from booty booty pop juice! Also kourtney is the prettiest sister. Bye sisters! Love from belgium 🇧🇪

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Getting Krissed: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?

Hello Kardasim sisters! I just wanted to pop in and say that I listen to the podcast everyday. However, I have some questions:

1. Where Is Stacy??

2. What does VANISH actually do?

3. How is Glow Glow Glow still up and running?

4. What is It like living with Kris?

5. And finally, who is the most Watermelon 🍉

Love you guys! - S.D

That’s so watermelon:

Kourtneys merch song

November 20

Hi Sisters especially to the OG Fighter and Survivor Chloe, the smart and unbothered kourtney anddddd..... uhm Kim. I have a question, what would you do if your ex friend still talks bad about you behind your back? Is it okay to just call them out after being silent and ignoring them for a long time? I hope you'll see my comment because it's my birthday today. Stay Watermelon!

whos the smartest: discrimination

Kamusta Kardasims!

This question is for the prettiest, smartest, wisest and richest kardasim.......kylie, nah just joking this is for all three of you. When will we see you interact with blackpink or any other kpop groups?

Love you all! P.S I think you guys would make a great band/girl group!

I have a girlfriend who is ignoring me and I want Kourtney and Khloe's advice because she recently got a GLOW GLOW GLOW product and after she put it on she got mad at me. How do I get her to talk to me again and take away (or throw away) the GLOW GLOW GLOW bioweapon that Ms. Kim created

Robots: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the amazing sister Kourtney. Before I share my story I want to say that I safely made it your my overrun city. Now onto my story, 3 days ago I tried out booty booty pop juices new blueberry blast flavor. Although I am not a Khloe fan I just wanted to see what the flavor was. As soon as I tasted it I started to shrink and I grew legs but before I was turned into a cockroach I ripped out the label only to see ” glow glow glow kockaroach spray”. I had turned into a cockroach I stared to panic so I stared to run around my house and I was almost stomped by my sister. I realized I wouldn’t be able to turn back into a human. I knew immediately what I had to do I had to infiltrate the glow glow glow underground facility and take down V.A.N.I.S.H. I found a giant group of cockroaches and convinced them to join forces with me since I am now fluent in cockroach. We I planned for a day and we made out plan. We dug into the vent system and we kept going till we found the main room. Where Kim‘s lizard assistants were. We attacked and we were able to tackle them down. we slowly infiltrated the whole facility taking down every scientist and guard there was. I was able to spray the glow glow glow hand sanitizer on one of the glow glow glow ass serum With the hell of my fellow cockroaches. The spray caused a explosion killing many cockroaches. This inflitration Was like a war, lots of good cockroaches were lost in the battle. As soon as we evacuated through the vent system the whole place was burnt on flames destroying everything with a violent explosion causing a category 5 earthquake. As soon as the earthquake hit my group was able to hide under a no no no box. We were saved but with a cost. Questions:

Kim: FCK YOU ARE A FRAUD BTCH,Whats your next move going to be after your facility was destroyed

Kourtney: How are you the prettiest,youngest,smartest,better host, underrated.coolest,badass and famous kardasim?

To Khloe: Why did you blackmail me and bribe just to delete the last message ??

Love,Daisy Daze💋💋

#Kourtneybestsister #Khloefartsalot #Khloeblackmails #KimWorstBuisnesswoman #GlowGlowGlowSUCKS #BOYCOTTGLOWGLOWGLOW

hello kardasims, this question is for ceo of killing sims from makeup aka Kim! what was the last time you talked to Paris Simton? We never hear about your iconic y2k period just a nice and simple question

love from sim York 💖💖

love ya!

Hello to the most iconic and watermelon sister's of them all Khloe and Kourtney, Hi im TheArsonist and im looking to collab with Kourtney and Khloe, my product is good we sell flamethrowers and bombs, my Products have 5.1 Mil ratings and is high quality if you dont like that i have a another company called Stawberry Field or St for short my Products there is fusion fruit and high quality fruit's and fragrance's for example i have watermelon infused with Stawberry fruit and 2.5m people liked it. Nicki Minaj collab'ed with and released the Nicki The Fruit's Series 3.4m bought it and people loved and im mean LOVED IT. it cost over 25k or 30k if you want i could send you some fused fruits and a watermelon t-rex....., ooo yeah i almost forgot FUCK FUCKITY FUCK YOU KIM, thank you for reading this my goddess fighter & survivor Khloe, Unbothered queen/goddess and thats all.

Hello to the most iconic and watermelon sister of them all Khloe and Kourtney, Hi im TheArsonist and im looking to collab with Kourtney and Khloe, my product is good we sell flamethrowers and bombs are Products have 5.1 Mil ratings and high quality if you dont like that i have a another company called Stawberry Field or St for short my Products there is fusion fruit and high quality fruit, for example i have watermelon infused with Stawberry fruit 1.2m people loved and im mean LOVED IT. it cost over 25k or 30k if you want i could send you some fused fruits and a watermelon t-rex....., ooo yeah i almost forgot FUCK FUCKITY FUCK YOU KIM and thats all.

Hi sisters my name is Naomi from south africa. I have Never EVEr bought anything from glow glow glow due to all the horrible stories and effects it has had on people (so Khloe i listened)but last week was my wedding and i didn't know my wedding planner was a kem fan and literally planned a whole glow glow glow themed wedding .everything was ok until we arrived at reception i kept my cool as best as i could but deep down knew some shit was about to go down .there was everything from glow glow glow chairs to glow glow glow plates even the pastors Bible had glow glow glow slapped onto it no wonder everything on there was backwards anyway since everything was going smooth we continued untill it was time to cut the cake and guess where the cake is from? glow glow glow !and it came with 1589 pages of instructions which took us a week and a half to read while we where at the wedding and yes kem we followed every instruction but tell me why when we cut the cake it exploded with toxic waste immediately turning everyone around me into glow monsters (they were fucken glowing you guys )only i was able to make it and what saved me was my dress made out of no no no boxes witch covered my whole body in armor as soon as it detected danger but there were some side effects from smelling these toxic waste for a whole week in recovery i could hear color, i forgot how to shit and i swear i had a full blow conversation with Joseph asking me to help him get a DNA test on Jesus. Wtf is wrong with u kem ?Khloe plz help me bag another rich husband since kem came and fucked it up for me and Kourtney i Thank you Queen ❤❤❤❤❤❤love from south africa

hi khloe, i just wanna ask if there is gonna be a christmas booty booty pop juice

Hey Kim. If you see this, it’s been exactly 2yrs since I’ve tried your horrendous product that belongs in hell. Now Khloe don’t get to far ahead of yourself because it’s also been exactly 2yrs since I’ve tried your product. Both of your awful creations have ruined my life. I have an ass bigger than da nicki minaj mixed with Kim and khloes. I have 3 third eyes. And my skin looks like a sea lion. I hope both of you go to jail. and kourtneys old

Hi Kardasim sisters I have a question specifically for Kchloe, since we all know your obsession with bootyholes and you showing them to people as revenge or some shit the question is what if you send a person a bootyhole picture as revenge but they're actually into bootyholes and think they're hot does the plan backfire? What will you do then? Anyway for kim my question is, Kanye. And for kourtney stay perfect boo<3

Greetings to my favourite sims (excluding Khloe), I have a question for the not watermelon sister, Khloe. A few months ago I was a big fan of you and I was mesmerized by your talks about how you've become a fighter and survivor. Recently, I bought your Booty Booty Pop Juice and decided to buy them for my family and friends with the hopes that they would love it. However each one of them came to me with an angry phone call exclaiming how it has deflated their ass, and got an allergic reaction to it. Furthermore many got sent to the hospital and my dad cannot feel his ass. I'm facing many lawsuits so I am proud to say that I am no longer a supporter of Khloe and Booty Booty Pop juice. This has me wondering what kind of things go into Booty Booty Pop juice and what her intention was when she made them, is she trying to make everyones ass flat so hers stays the fattest? I would like an explanation, besides Khloe I hope the rest of you are well and I hope your asses get fatter by the day. Also, what does Kim think of this?

Public transportation so watermelon or so not watermelon

KOURTNEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE, as we all know my city was destroyed due to the glow glow glow hand sanitize that created zombies. Yestersay the remaing base camp was taken over. We had to evacuate In military helicopters We lost almost all of the the remaining survivors. I was able to escape with 3 other people But the helicopter we were flying In started to break down. I looked at the window and saw KIM throwing a glow glow glow glitter grenade. The helicopter went down and i blacked out. As soon as I opened my eyes I saw a No No No Helicopter that Was able to save the people who survive. As soon as the medics took me in the helicopter I saw Kourtney holding a oh no no no box and she threw it to one of the glow glow glow zombies killing it instantly. I saw that the virus started to spread worldwide because a storage bus holding booty booty pop juice in it transmitted the virus worldwid. Simrussia was taken over by the virus and all of South America was taken over also. As you are reading this simchina is being taken over and they are preparing no no no nukes to eliminate the glow glow glow zombies. Questions

To Kim: WHAT THE F ARE YOU GOANNA DO TO STOP THIS YOU FRAUD B

To khloe the girl with a eargraidding voice and is self cantered attitude : what’s ur next product ??

To Kourtney the TRUE fighter and survivor, Most honey and watermelon sister with a real business : Thank you for saving my life

Stay safe

Daisy Daze💋💋

Who's the Smartest word: stymie

hi kardasims! :) this question is for all the sisters. if u were stranded on a island, and there was a monster in the sea, which sisters would u save( u can only save 2 ) btw i bought glow glow glow the other day and applied it on my skin and a few hours later i broke out in asthma and passed out for 21 hours and i woke up in a hospital bed. btw khloe ,booty booty pop juice , kourtney are so watermelon and kim ... please impove the quality of your product, for the sims 🍉

Hello to you beautiful Kardasims. I have a question for the amazing lawyer and business woman, Kim.

Why did my new Glow Glow Glow highlighter make my cheeks emit a weird green light? I wore it for two days and I had to go to the hospital and it turns out it was radioactive! It looked great but now I have chemical burns on my cheeks and I have to be decontaminated for a week now. I hope you'll be paying my medical bills.

Hi sisters and by that I mean Khloe and Kourtney.... Not you BITCH KIM

I have been listening to your podcast and watch all your videos for a long time now... And Khloe and Kourtney helped me a lot to help me to deal with my anxiety and depression.... For that i really want to thank both of you goddesses....

My question is for the bitch aka Kim

Does your glow glow glow products becomes less or more harmful when they pass there expiration date????

I mean i will never buy those stupid bio chemical products but I am curious to know what happens when they pass there date.... Love to all of you and yes KRIS IS SEXY