EPISODE 102 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

dear the kardasim sisters, i am sorry for the long message but the world needs to hear this. a couple weeks ago i commented on another post praising kim and giving product ideas for glow glow glow, and i mentioned a glow glow glow throat serum that can change your voice to Kim's. last night me and my family was taking a walk and suddenly a big white van showed up and kidnapped us and the two kidnappers were big, fat and hairy so i was like "omg am i being kidnapped by Khloe and Kourtney kardasim? ". anyways the van took us to the glow glow glow factory, the one that got partially burned down recently, and forced us to chug two huge bottles of glow glow glow throat serum as Kim herself watch. 3 of my family members throat burned off and they can never speak again but mine survived and although i can only speak for a couple hours a day now, the goal was still achieved and my voice sound exactly like Kim's super sexy voice so i am extremly happy about it. love you kim!! #teamkim #fuckoffkhloeandkourtney