EPISODE 94 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi Kardasim Sisters,

I wanted to thank Kloe, the fighter and surviver with the strength to weather any storm, Kourtney, the unbothered queen who is never afraid to embrace her inner darkness, and Kim, the groundbreaking biochemist/businesswoman with a heart of ice. Thank you all for the No Glo Popjuice gift that helped change my life. After spending years hearing all of the wonderful success stories of Booty Booty Popjuice I was finally convinced to try it out for myself. When ordering on the easy to use website I was pleasantly surprised to find that they were partnering with No No No in order to maximize efficiency when making deliveries. I don't know how you do it Kourtney but my order was at my doorstep within 30 minutes. However, when I checked the box, it said No Glo Popjuice. After opening the box, there was a letter on the top that said I had been randomly selected to win a lifetime subscription to the GlowGlowGlow discard service and would be given up to 10 GlowGlowGlow products personally selected by Kim  herself each week from the piles of unsold products in the Glow Glow Glow factory of her choice. They even included a bottle of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray in a custom 1 gallon bottle as a welcome gift. Being an avid listener to the podcast, my initial reaction was to get rid of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray before it ruined my new box and BBPJ. In my panicked rush, I didn't notice that the breath spray bottle was leaking. When I picked up the bottle to throw it away my hand immediately contracted third degree frostbite and I dropped it back into the NoNoNo box. By this time a puddle of the breath-spray was starting to form at the bottom of the box but I managed to save the BBPJ with my non-frostbitten hand before it made contact and emptied it onto my frostbitten one. Not only did the BBPJ restore my hand to perfect health, but it left my nails with a flawless Chaun Simlegend manicure, even on the hand that I didn’t drown in it. When I looked back into the box I saw that the GlowGlowGlow and BBPJ had mixed together to form some sort of portal to outer space near this vibrant, green planet with three moons and the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray bottle had fallen through it. I watched in horror as it hurtled into this mystery planet and reduced it to an icy wasteland in a matter of minutes. Luckily, I managed to close the box before anything else could get sucked in. When I thought my life-threatening situation was over a hologram of a witch appeared in front of me. She told me that she was the headmistress of the Sim Tower school for witches and had spent years using her phsychic powers to track me down and recruit me. It turns out the GlowGlowGlow BBPJ portal was actually a wormhole to this place called the magic simension 16 years ago and the planet that was destroyed was called Simino. I tried to explain that I didn't have any powers and that it was all an accident, but she insisted that anyone capable of such mass destruction could give Sim Tower the leg up it need over it's rival school, Simfea college for fairies, and was worthy of a full ride. Since it has always been a dream of mine to attend a magical school I decided to keep my mouth shut and take the win. I don’t know what you girls did to finally put aside your differences and make this happy accident of a collaboration, but thanks to Kourtney’s exceptional service, Khloe’s lifesaving/miracle working product that she represents, and (I never thought I would say this) Kim’s free, endless supply of one-of-a-kind weapons of mass destruction that will allow me to fake my way through magic school, you’ve all made this wannabe witch’s dreams come far closer to reality than she ever thought possible.

Keep being watermelon,

Rhiannon

PS-If you girls ever felt like you were too cool for Hogwarts or grew sick of putting up with Ron and Hermione and wanted to transfer to a different school of magic, would you want to keep being witches or give being fairies a try and what would each of you be the fairy/witch of?

Hi Kardasims, fellow super rich sims! except that stupid bitch Kotney

I am SimRose from the Titanic. First of all, F*** you Kotney! You stole the love of my life and also killed him. You're the reason I was hanging from the Stem of the ship in sub zero temperatures for 8 damn hours. You run a scam by selling cardboard and run a mass trafficking channel from kidnapped children that jump inside your box.

Kem!! We love you here in Pluto, Pennsylvania ! Why dont you drive by sometime, if you get time from hosting the Kardasim Podcast with those stupid bitch co-hosts? Here we use your Gluw Gluw Gluw products to fight the aliens and protect the Solar System. But I am a bit distressed from our call yesterday and concerned. You told me you used Booty Booty Pop Super Pom Pom Pop Juice for your "dentist" appointnents. Why dont you use your own super amazing products? You also told me you are sending children from Kotney's facility into a place called Vanish? Why Kem?

As for you Kluo, I will never forgive you for leaking my booty hole pics and threatening me to use BBPJ.

Hi sisters! Quesion for KHEM,

As you are probably aware, there's a story going around that Princess Kate Simmleton hasn't been seen publicly since Christmas. I came across pictures of her going to the VANISH headquarters for a public event to raise awareness about chemical waste around the same time. However, I couldn't find any evidence of her ever leaving VANISH. My sources are telling me that she was cloned and will be released back into the world to cause destruction and chaos, just like you KHEM.

How are you going to address this KHEM? How many more victims do you need to sacrifice for product testing until you finally create a product that is actually good for humanity??????

P.S. - Khloe, you are the only #FighterAndSurvivor. who can bring justice to all of this. You need to hold KHEM responsible for this or she won't ever stop...

Hi Kardasim sisters!

Hi Chloe hi Kourtney and also the other one. I bought the Glow glow glow body scrub a few weeks ago. For a day it was fine, but then my hole body got stuck together and now I can't move. I am now lying on the bathroom floor. I have been here for two days with no food and had to drink the toilet water. Then the body scrub got a little bit on my phone so it made it so this is the only thing I can access on my phone. At the moment I am using Siri to send this message. Please ban this stuff and I am sewing

Magical girl transformations: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's the smartest: Wumbo

Hiya Kardasims, a few weeks ago, after the many disappearances of Glow Glow Glow victims and boycotters, me and my comrade Hershii (Hershey) did some investigating. She applied for a job at the GGG HQ and spy for info. During her experience, she found in the 'New and Improved' Glow Glow Glow Rash Remover products lead, and toxic waste. It led her to an elevator that went 1,500 ft underground. She nosed around the underground labyrinth, finding scratch marks all over the walls with GGG carved in the walls. She assumed this is what V.A.N.I.S.H looked like, finding remains from glow glow glow victims, consumers, and former workers. She found a chained monster with GGG foundations coming out of its eyes and coughing toxic waste. When looking around, she found letters and drawings from those locked deep within the glow glow glow factory. So far, we haven’t found any clues or whereabouts on Stacy, the assistant down the well, or the missing mayor. One of Kim’s glow glow glow monsters caught Hershii, and she just barely made it out with only a scratch. Unfortunately, due to the exposure to radiation in V.A.N.I.S.H and GGG products, Hershii’s health is starting to decline, and her time in this world is running short and BBPJ is the only thing keeping her alive. I will say this now, Kim: I’m dedicating all the forces in my arsenal to take you and your monstrous empire down for what you’ve done to innocent people and my best friend. Nothing will stop me from ending your reign of terror. To Khloe I’m sincerely apologize for my long message and making you read this whole thing

Thank you for keeping my friend alive Khloe

#WheresStacy #WheresMayorKyra

Hello Kardasims,

I want to say thank you to the fighter and survivor, Khloe. I started watching y'all when the pandemic hit and I used to binge watch your videos all the time. As soon as I found out y'all had a podcast I started tuning in immediately! I have struggled with having a flat ass for a long time and while listening to the podcast, Khloe would always sponsor Booty Booty Pop Juice. I wanted to try it to see if it would help because I'm severely afraid of needles and ass injections. The juice worked wonders for me and made my ass look nice, fat, and juicy just how I wanted it to be! My friends always asked me "How did you get such a good ass so quickly?" and I put them on Booty Booty Pop Juice. They now get compliments every time they're outside and are loving their new booty. Thank you so much Khloe you are amazing!

P.S. To any of my girls who are going to get Booty Booty Pop Juice, I recommend to work out a lot so the juice can hit in the right places. I also bought a No No No Dollhouse for my neighbor because she just had two beautiful twin girls. They loved it, thank you Kourtney!❤️ BOYCOTT GLOW GLOW GLOW!

Kim is the most watermelon sister, Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and Kourtney is the smartest when they are put in those horrible situations by kris.

If you could add either Kylie, Kendall, or Rob to the podcast, would you? And who would you add.

So watermelon or so not watermelon? - The moon

Hey Kardasims! This is for Khem.

Khem, your everlasting law education made it impossible for anyone to believe you would actually become a lawyer. That's why I was astonished to finally see you in the courtroom, other than as a defendant in a Glow Glow Glow case, of course. I must say I was very impressed by your skills. Every argument you had was so hard-hitting that the jury was clearly too stunned by your mental gymnastics to make the correct decision. And let's face it, the judge screwed you over because she was afraid of what you're capable of as a lawyer. Now, every night before I go to sleep, I quote "I believe in justice to all and to all a good night". My question for you is do you relate to Elle Woods and would you ever do a "Legally Blonde" video? Stay watermelon🍉

Dear Kardasims,

I hope you are doing well.

This message is not an insult to any of you like some of the other messages are, but rather a thank you.

I started listening to your podcast from Episode 1 since October 2023 and recently finished listening to Episode 93. You are so watermelon and your podcast has helped me survive the cold days and lonely nights. It has become my favourite podcast of all time. You might not choose to read this message in the next podcasts, but for me, it is enough that you read it and are aware that you have changed my life for the better. So much so that I helped you out with some funding through your 'gofundme' website and am currently binging all of your videos, kind of like a marathon if you will. I also included a few seconds of one of your episode podcasts in my first ever short film that I produced, don't worry I put you in the credits like you asked to anyone who uses your content in their videos. Here is the the link to the film: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4WjgprI6aO/

I don't want you to stop making those videos because, with everything that is going right now in the world, you are one of the few things that bring me constant and genuine joy. I love you so much and wish you nothing but the best.

Stay watermelon!

Kindest regards,

Ali Sami.

Hello to the three watermelon sisters! Khloe the beautiful fighter and survivor, Kourtney the gorgeous no, no, no queen, and Kem! Kem you're cute but not glow glow glow, seriously girl you need to get rid of it. Glad to say I haven't purchased and never will!

I have been a long listener of the podcast but this is my first time commenting! I especially love listening to the podcast while eating my chicken garden salad. Yes it does exist and you can indeed buy AND make one.

Khloe you have the best voice over narrator voice! No wonder your the center of the podcast! Would you ever consider doing voice over for audio books?

Also my question for all three of you is if you could take one characteristic/quality/talent from each sister in the group, for yourself, what would it be and whhhhhhhhhy? (said in kems cry voice)

STAY WATERMELON SISTERS!

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Arguing with someone you'd never thought you'd argue with, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Heavy metal, so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Who's the Smartest: kris

Who's the Smartest: descry

Who's the Smartest: Weltanschauung

Hey lovelies,

its been a time since i commented on here and im so happy that you guys still kill it every new episode 🤗.

Anyways i have listened to newest ones and you mentioned how few points you guys got for the who is the smartest segment last year 🤣.

Its not really a suggestion since you guys already did it a few times already but why dont you try being able to give two guesses for the last segment so you will get more points this year 😏.

Oh and ive noticed how kim is basically cheating on the last segment since she is always giving a "specific" answer and pulls every dumb word she can think of to explain that word, and then in the end says: "oh yeah ive mentioned it so i get it" 🤔😒.

Love you guys from the Land of Potatoes 🥔

Hey guys! i’ve been listening to this podcast since freshman yr and i’m in college now. How do kourtney and khloe feel about kim inventing their careers?? I’ve also been wondering did you guys grow up speaking simlish or english??? also how do you guys feel about simfluencers???? rooting for glow glow glow kim, even though it’s flopping and causing missing person cases. I will not personally be buying it, but I’m cheering you on the sidelines with a hazmat suit!

Hello queens! Oh and hi kum. My name is Flubbelcorpey Simth and I am a time traveler. I will now tell you your futures.

Kourtney, you live till 3019. This is because of Khloe’s Booty Booty Pop magic de-aging elixir. You die after being killed by one of kham’s BBL. You become the most famous person in Sim City and you become a quazillionare.

Khloe, live till 4037, You continue to use the elixir even after everyone in your family died and you lived untill the earth was blown up by Glowzillas. You become very famous in Sim Angeles after releasing Booty Booty Pop Radioactive Pour Clearing Acid and become a Gazilionare.

Khim.. you die in 2026. You are murdered by your cockroach children. Before you die, you go bankrupt. Your sisters refused to give you the elixir and might of planned your murder. Kem’s new glow glow glow water was poured on her corpse and she disintegrated. (Viewers… maybe think before you use her products)

I hope you all enjoy your fates and have a very long and loving life (Other than you khum you bitch)

#speakingfromtheheart

Hi Kardasims! I’ve been watching your videos/been a podcast listener of yours since I was 13. I’m turning 18 this year, so I feel like I’ve grown up with you guys. You’ve constantly provided me with smiles and laughs during dark and stressful times. Thank you so much!! I’ve been working on this fan art for a few months and I’ve finally finished it. I hope you like it! Love from Australia 💗🌸✨

Hello, Kardasims Sisters! Except for the #S2pidBankruptBitch, Kim. I hope you are doing great my Kween, Khloe. And Kourtney, you keep slaying, guuurl!! I hope you pick this one because this is a follow-up after I used Glow-tion, i’m back from EPISODE 91!

So KIM, remember my skin turned to stone for 6 days? the following day, I woke up and I returned to normal - thanks to a month supply of BBPJ-kween Khloe. i felt better than ever, and never felt alive in my existence.

HOWEVER, going back, i freaked out because the stone that covered my whole body came alive!! so that Shell is following every where i go. This is fckn creepy! The shell even follows me to work and my colleagues are filing a lawsuit since the shell is doing a lot of damage in our office! As of writing, the shell already destroyed half of the city. And no one knows how to stop it. it even cries in your ugly voice, “whyyyyyyyieeee? 😭”

The Shell even threatens everyone that crosses it, and asks people “Is Kim your fighter and survivor?” and if the person says “No, it’s our Kween Khloe”, the shell slaps the person’s mouth, throws Glow-tion and the person turns to stone. So this is becoming alarming since it is starting to create it’s OWN STONE ARMY”

Kim, you should use your own flop product glow-tion and see for yourself, this should end your life and will save the world. WOULD YOU? PRETTY PLEASE? 🥺

I hope you turn into stone so you wouldn’t cause harm any longer in this world. THANK YOU, YOU, S2PID, BII-H-CH!

scented candles - so watermelon or so not watermelon??

stanley cups - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

dear kourtney, i hope you remember me. i am the person who you did not replace my glow glow glow brush when i called on customer service. if you would have just replaced it, it wouldn't have gone this far. and im also blaming this on khem. the glow glow glow brush broke into pieces as i was on the call. it released a toxic hydrogen that MELTED MY HOUSE. khem, I AM NOT BUYING YOUR TOXIC SHIT AGAIN. HALF OF THE TOWN IS BURNING MELTING EVERY DAMN MILISECOND. i am sending this from a printer. GLOW GLOW GLOW IS TRASH. AS SOON AS WE GET OVER THIS TRAGEDY, YOU SHOULD EXPECT A LAWSUIT INCOMIN KHEM. FUCK GLOW GLOW GLOW. also khloe is a the true watermelon. yourstruly, rhea (kourtneyismommy) from Philippines.

#boycottglowglowglow #khloeisqueen #glowglowglowsonotwatermelon #helpmeasap #bootybootypopjuicesowatermelon

Hi Kim,

I know you are wondering who blew up one of your glow glow glow factories the other day, and I’m confessing it was me and my friends. We bought some No No No Firecracker boxes as Kourtney was selling them at a discount for people who wanted to damage Glow glow glow property, and planted them around the factory overnight when no one was there. They worked a treat and the place was destroyed. As no no no is so expensive, we got funding for them from one of your enemies (I won’t say who, but I will say, Look What You Made Me Do).

My question is for Kourtney. We all know you have the best voice, so if you released an album, who would you feature on there? If you wanted to be successful, I wouldn’t recommend your sisters.

Have a great day :))

Sending this urgent call for help through the anti-vanish connection line. This was very tricky to do as I had to avoid detection but I hope this message found it's way in.

Dear Kourtney and Khloe please help I am trapped in the glow glow glow lava factory room it's this room in Kim's factory that is designed to make glow glow glow products from molten lava I was an employee not so long ago at the glow glow glow factory however because of a recent problem that occurred I wasn't able to work as efficiently as I could have and so Kim decided to promote me in a new way Kim told me that I could continue working if I worked down in the glow glow glow magma mines so I reluctantly agreed because I had no other option Kim would have sent me to vanish if I said no so I went there and in front of me I saw giant magma monsters taking the molten lava out from the pools and then forming them into glow glow glow liquids for her brand new glow glow glow lava lamps. how Kim made lava resistant glass is beyond me but nevertheless I should warn you about the glow glow glow lava lamps as I've seen some of the molten magma monsters giving them to people and then the lava lamps exploding in their faces and melting the people I'm very worried I might be next so before I get melted by lava I needed to send this message. how could you Kim why...why would you let us be melted by lava why must you let us work in these horrible conditions whilst threatening vanish at the same time I hope Khloe and Kourtney stop you! You stupid bitch!

Using pets as fashion accessories: so watermelon or so not watermelon???

Hello, my watermelon queens !! im so happy to keep up with the kardasims for over 5 secyears now and i remember how excited i was to play every single episode to have ever come out of this podcast. first of all, i want to say how much i love all your products! no no no especially is soo good and the best. i have a subscription of 10 billion dollars per month and i get only the best empty boxes where my imaginationn is at the very best. second, booty booty pop juice is soo delicious that i can finish ten cans in one day. the only problem is that my ass is the size of an entire basketball court so its really hard to walk this way. lastly, glow glow glow is such an amazing product!! all the empty cans of bbpj that i put in the trash cans are always infested with kockroaches so i use the glow glow glow hydration moisturizer spray to get rid of them and it is soo effective. this is my question! what is your most iconic and favorite moment of every video youve done in simgm or the show keeping up with the kardasims? i love you guys so much especially the host of this podcast who is... ummm.. you already know who.

this messege goes to the most beautiful, strong, kind, down to earth, loving, generous, Patient, Enthusiastic, Peaceful, Loyal, Mindful, Noble, Glorious, Intelligent, Perfect, Persistent, Empowered personn ever... kris, as a mother can you please tell me tips on how you raised such amazing daughters like your successful business woman khem, khluey, kurtniy because they r truly changing the world for the better, love yall

big boothy watermelon or so not watermelon 🤔

Hi Sisters... but not Kem! I love you guys so much. Now kim, what the hell is wrong with you and your Glow Glow Glow Lip Plump. I ordered it in October of 2022 and i'm just now receiving it in Feb. 2024. Anyway, I tried to give your products another chance... boy was I a dumbass! I applied the lip plump and within 20 seconds, my lips grew to the size of Kim's ass. And they were blood shot RED! Explain yourself kim. My nurse in the hospital laughed at me because she already knew what I used. She used it too! I'm recovering AGAIN from a Glow-Glow-Glow-Kim-sucks-product. Never again! Khole?! Kourtney?! Recommend me some recovery products please

Multiplication table, so watermelon🍉? Or so not watermelon❌🍉?

Grilled Cheese: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims, I love your podcast. Khloe (, The Figher and Survivor) so I got Booty Booty Pop Juice, and my booty is very big and i love it, thank you Khloe. And Kourtney, I got an Oh No No No box and I love it, it is full of imagination. And Kim...

or (Khem) I got Glow Glow Glow lotion and shampoo. I gave it to my friend and she used it. I regret that when she used it the next day she had no hair and looked like a demon. She did turn into a demon and she was flowing in the air and i was so scared. But I had Booty Booty Pop Juice watermelon, and throwed t on the demon and she said" AHH, a unsuccessful product". Then she died. I will sue you Khem and i hope you burn in hell you dumb bitch. (PS: Khloe, I am a Fighter and Survivor just like you and a kockroach.And Kourtney keep being a slay queen) My questoin is What is kim's first product of glow glow glow and what was the ingredients

KIM! I have news to tell you. Oh, hi Kidney and Koala bear. ANYWAYS. My stupid bitch friend favourite kardasim is Khloe (so not watermelon) and decided to buy BBPJ SuperGlossy SuperJuicy SuperSweaty AssMaker. I warned her to not use to use as I know Kim's GGG AssAssAss

BigBigBig MakerMakerMaker is a MUCH better alternative. But she went against my warning and used it on her ass crevice. Her Ass inflated to quadruple the size and she seemed super happy. I was skeptical. I searched the list of ingredients on the bottle and accidentally peeled off a layer of plastic only to find out that Kim's face and Glow Glow Glow printed on it! Khloe, please explain why your BBPJ has Kim's face and GGG logo under your BBPJ. Are you sabotaging Kim because she is a smart business woman and has a successful company. and you got jealous? We all know your older sister (not the oldest) here is the one has multiple talents and everybody applaudes her for it. Kim, i have my theories but tell me what do you think. Stay watermelon! 💝💋 (Kim only and orange is the best flavour!)🍊

Hello Fighter and Survivor Kourtney, Unbothered Queen Kim and Flop lawyer Khloe!!! I have a question for the watermelon slice with popping roots: Khloe when I used ur glow glow glow Hair spray, my hair fell off, grew legs and ran to my basement and formed a cult with mice throwing it back so hard my house broke down???? Kourtney and Kimberly I love you guys also thx for your Booty Booty Pop juice Kourtney🥰🥰

✨Sexy Voices✨ so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉?

Hello sisters, I am a influencer who tries on variousity of products of celebs and then vlog about them on SimYoutube. I am here to distill any negativeness comments about Glow Glow Glow 🌟. First of all I have tried many products of Kim's and they have all worked wonderfulls and my viewers who bought it also seems to agree. But on the contradictory although many people hype Booty Booty Pop Juice, after trying it myself, I immediately started farting uncontrollably and eventually passing out because of the fart fumes, Khloe this is the product you endorse?! WTH? I would not recommend that flop juice. And the other sister's No No No boxes are just way too expense, not worth it. Anyways buy Glow Glow Glow! Kim is so brilliance.

#iloveyoukim

#kimissowatermelon

#kimkdefender4lyfe

Hello to the most watermelon sisters and that BITCH Khim. Khole and Kourtney That bitch Kim has practically ruined my life. On the first week of February I was walking my dog and saw something on my neighbors porch and it was glow glow glow.

Knowing it's bad reputation I called my neighbor and she didn't heed my warnings. I went home and started packing my shit and I told my family and at first the didn't believe me but after I had shown them article upon article they believed me. While we were packing the building started shaking an hour after our neighbor got her bio weapon.

Thankfully I had a plan my brother carried the TV's, my sisters carried the clothes, and our parents carried all our money and I got the personal belongings. When we got out the building was glowing green and my dog went back in for her food. I had went to catch her and had got injured and got her safely but when I had got out I had a spiked tail, demon wings and horns coming out my forehead this is what I looked like after that

Khim I fucking hate you now people constantly throw holy water at me. Khole and Kourtney please SLAP THE SHIT OUT HER FOR ME.

Stay Watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉,Khim sleep with both of your eyes open

Question: If yall could have any superpower what would you want

Final Destination (The Movies), So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Greetings from The White House, SimWashington.

I am writing this from one of the bunkers under The White House.

A massive attack happened around midnight while everyone was asleep.

Before dinner, a guard received 100 boxes of pastries for his birthday. He said that he didn’t know who sent the gifts, but to make sure it was safe, we pulled some contacts from simUSPS and confirmed that it came from a person named Chloe Kardasim. The C was a little suspicious but the guard thought that it was just a typographical error.

The guard then shared the pastries to everyone including my office and I couldn’t resist it since the pastries smelled so good and it looked delicious. After a few hours, I headed to sleep.

I was awaken by a big explosion followed by a fog of toxic chemicals. The next thing I knew, all of us were captured. We couldn’t do anything because we couldn’t move. It was as if we were paralyzed. That’s when we knew it was because of those pastries that we ate at dinner.

The attackers, all dressed in black suit with gas masks on, started changing our clothes into hospital gowns. When it was my turn, the attacker whispered “sorry sir, our bodies are being controlled and we couldn’t do anything i’m sorry”.

The leader of the attack was wearing a black turtleneck, a woman around her 50-60s. She started experimenting on our staff by injecting radioactive chemicals, forcing them to drink something that looks like booty booty pop juice, and inserting their heads on what seemed to be a no no no anti-radiation box extreme.

Most of my staffs turned into glowzillas with big asses and a skin that can withstand radiation like the no no no anti-radiation box extreme. When it was my turn to be experimented by this vile woman, suddenly some glowzillas started attacking her. She screamed and started to cry saying “why???????!” but she managed to escape by pulling out a controller that controls her workers. She made them block the glowzilla attacks for her and they all died while she was running away.

We are now left to deal with all our beloved staff who turned into glowzillas but they are everywhere. My whole city is destroyed. We used the bunkers for safety.

She may have ruined my staff and The White House but she will not get away with this.

I am assuming that this is Khloe and Kourtney Kardasim’s bioweapon attack since the pastries were sent under Khloe’s name, the booty booty pop juice was hers as well and Kourtney for her no no no anti-radiation box extreme.

You are gonna hear from the world’s best lawyers. You are never gonna get away from this.

Hello. My name is John Glowzilla, but I’m putting my name under a pseudonym in order to hide my true identity, I am writing this on a napkin from jail. if you don’t know me watch one of the recent Simgmproductions videos, Kim as a lawyer, the person she put in jail and was defending, WAS ME. That handsome guy was ME. KHEM what is wrong with you I payed you one trillion dollars plus a promise to ban booty booty pop juice. But she failed and threw me in jail, luckily I still had a booty booty pop juice in my pocket in the jail cell so I gobbled it down and it enlarged my booty so big it broke the jail cell walls, I managed to escape and run away the sirens were sirening as I was escaped, Kim I am coming after you and will force you into a no no no vanta black box! Kourtney do you have a no no no box I can hide in until the police get off my tracks? They have STOPPED me in my tracks..

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Greetings to my true fighter and survivor, queen of revenge body, sponsor of BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE🍑🍑🍑 and a ROYAL QUEEN over all KHLOE…. You are sooooo watermelon fully ripe green . Hello to my other queen inventor of NoNoNo and unbothered goddess Kourtney…. You are so watermelon too. So that I don’t sound rude Hi Kim you rotten cantaloupe. I work at a fighter and survivor gym and I love working and working out there. There are lessons given by khloe’. NoNoNo spa boxes in which you can travel to different realms and have spa in different realities. We are given booty booty pop juice pre and post workout. And I love the policy where no glow glow glow products are allowed. But one day a mysterious girl named Stacy Nancy Sim Louis registered for the membership. I know I heard that name before as she was murdered by Kim. I was a little suspicious but I checked her ID it looked real so I gave her the membership. Next day Stacy came in all black passed the glow glow glow detector. She was making some weird sounds like clicking. After a while she bit a person and all hell broke loose all the members were getting infected with weird mushrooms called glowdiceps found glow glow glow foot fungus cream. A whole epidemic started from there and we all are quarantined. I have my question for Khem how many innocent lives will you take? What is your motive? P.S. Kylie is so watermelon.🍉

hey khloe and kourtney! how’s your day? 🩷

kim.

my question is for the 2 queens of the podcast, aka kris’s first born daughter and also her naturally blonde daughter.

do you think it’s time that the sister who’s name rhymes with Ken needs a reality check? said sister not only lives in lies and deceit. said sister also attempts to bully you both, whilst crying to try and get people to feel bad for her.

also i have access to top secret information to suggest that the same said sister is using this podcast as a money laundering scheme to fund her illegal business ventures including the glowzilla’s, glow glow glow pop juice and vanish. she does this by adjusting boss’s accounts to send ALL the podcast revenue to herself!!! khloe, kourtney i wont allow you to ruin your glowing reputation when it’s not your fault. said sister MUST be stopped