I wanted to thank Kloe, the fighter and surviver with the strength to weather any storm, Kourtney, the unbothered queen who is never afraid to embrace her inner darkness, and Kim, the groundbreaking biochemist/businesswoman with a heart of ice. Thank you all for the No Glo Popjuice gift that helped change my life. After spending years hearing all of the wonderful success stories of Booty Booty Popjuice I was finally convinced to try it out for myself. When ordering on the easy to use website I was pleasantly surprised to find that they were partnering with No No No in order to maximize efficiency when making deliveries. I don't know how you do it Kourtney but my order was at my doorstep within 30 minutes. However, when I checked the box, it said No Glo Popjuice. After opening the box, there was a letter on the top that said I had been randomly selected to win a lifetime subscription to the GlowGlowGlow discard service and would be given up to 10 GlowGlowGlow products personally selected by Kim herself each week from the piles of unsold products in the Glow Glow Glow factory of her choice. They even included a bottle of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray in a custom 1 gallon bottle as a welcome gift. Being an avid listener to the podcast, my initial reaction was to get rid of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray before it ruined my new box and BBPJ. In my panicked rush, I didn't notice that the breath spray bottle was leaking. When I picked up the bottle to throw it away my hand immediately contracted third degree frostbite and I dropped it back into the NoNoNo box. By this time a puddle of the breath-spray was starting to form at the bottom of the box but I managed to save the BBPJ with my non-frostbitten hand before it made contact and emptied it onto my frostbitten one. Not only did the BBPJ restore my hand to perfect health, but it left my nails with a flawless Chaun Simlegend manicure, even on the hand that I didn’t drown in it. When I looked back into the box I saw that the GlowGlowGlow and BBPJ had mixed together to form some sort of portal to outer space near this vibrant, green planet with three moons and the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray bottle had fallen through it. I watched in horror as it hurtled into this mystery planet and reduced it to an icy wasteland in a matter of minutes. Luckily, I managed to close the box before anything else could get sucked in. When I thought my life-threatening situation was over a hologram of a witch appeared in front of me. She told me that she was the headmistress of the Sim Tower school for witches and had spent years using her phsychic powers to track me down and recruit me. It turns out the GlowGlowGlow BBPJ portal was actually a wormhole to this place called the magic simension 16 years ago and the planet that was destroyed was called Simino. I tried to explain that I didn't have any powers and that it was all an accident, but she insisted that anyone capable of such mass destruction could give Sim Tower the leg up it need over it's rival school, Simfea college for fairies, and was worthy of a full ride. Since it has always been a dream of mine to attend a magical school I decided to keep my mouth shut and take the win. I don’t know what you girls did to finally put aside your differences and make this happy accident of a collaboration, but thanks to Kourtney’s exceptional service, Khloe’s lifesaving/miracle working product that she represents, and (I never thought I would say this) Kim’s free, endless supply of one-of-a-kind weapons of mass destruction that will allow me to fake my way through magic school, you’ve all made this wannabe witch’s dreams come far closer to reality than she ever thought possible.
Keep being watermelon,
Rhiannon
PS-If you girls ever felt like you were too cool for Hogwarts or grew sick of putting up with Ron and Hermione and wanted to transfer to a different school of magic, would you want to keep being witches or give being fairies a try and what would each of you be the fairy/witch of?
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Hi Kardasim Sisters,
I wanted to thank Kloe, the fighter and surviver with the strength to weather any storm, Kourtney, the unbothered queen who is never afraid to embrace her inner darkness, and Kim, the groundbreaking biochemist/businesswoman with a heart of ice. Thank you all for the No Glo Popjuice gift that helped change my life. After spending years hearing all of the wonderful success stories of Booty Booty Popjuice I was finally convinced to try it out for myself. When ordering on the easy to use website I was pleasantly surprised to find that they were partnering with No No No in order to maximize efficiency when making deliveries. I don't know how you do it Kourtney but my order was at my doorstep within 30 minutes. However, when I checked the box, it said No Glo Popjuice. After opening the box, there was a letter on the top that said I had been randomly selected to win a lifetime subscription to the GlowGlowGlow discard service and would be given up to 10 GlowGlowGlow products personally selected by Kim herself each week from the piles of unsold products in the Glow Glow Glow factory of her choice. They even included a bottle of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray in a custom 1 gallon bottle as a welcome gift. Being an avid listener to the podcast, my initial reaction was to get rid of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray before it ruined my new box and BBPJ. In my panicked rush, I didn't notice that the breath spray bottle was leaking. When I picked up the bottle to throw it away my hand immediately contracted third degree frostbite and I dropped it back into the NoNoNo box. By this time a puddle of the breath-spray was starting to form at the bottom of the box but I managed to save the BBPJ with my non-frostbitten hand before it made contact and emptied it onto my frostbitten one. Not only did the BBPJ restore my hand to perfect health, but it left my nails with a flawless Chaun Simlegend manicure, even on the hand that I didn’t drown in it. When I looked back into the box I saw that the GlowGlowGlow and BBPJ had mixed together to form some sort of portal to outer space near this vibrant, green planet with three moons and the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray bottle had fallen through it. I watched in horror as it hurtled into this mystery planet and reduced it to an icy wasteland in a matter of minutes. Luckily, I managed to close the box before anything else could get sucked in. When I thought my life-threatening situation was over a hologram of a witch appeared in front of me. She told me that she was the headmistress of the Sim Tower school for witches and had spent years using her phsychic powers to track me down and recruit me. It turns out the GlowGlowGlow BBPJ portal was actually a wormhole to this place called the magic simension 16 years ago and the planet that was destroyed was called Simino. I tried to explain that I didn't have any powers and that it was all an accident, but she insisted that anyone capable of such mass destruction could give Sim Tower the leg up it need over it's rival school, Simfea college for fairies, and was worthy of a full ride. Since it has always been a dream of mine to attend a magical school I decided to keep my mouth shut and take the win. I don’t know what you girls did to finally put aside your differences and make this happy accident of a collaboration, but thanks to Kourtney’s exceptional service, Khloe’s lifesaving/miracle working product that she represents, and (I never thought I would say this) Kim’s free, endless supply of one-of-a-kind weapons of mass destruction that will allow me to fake my way through magic school, you’ve all made this wannabe witch’s dreams come far closer to reality than she ever thought possible.
Keep being watermelon,
Rhiannon
PS-If you girls ever felt like you were too cool for Hogwarts or grew sick of putting up with Ron and Hermione and wanted to transfer to a different school of magic, would you want to keep being witches or give being fairies a try and what would each of you be the fairy/witch of?