EPISODES 64 & 65 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi Kim, i just bought the Glow Glow Glow products and it's the best thing i ever purchased. I love Glow Glow Glow and i hate the booty hole. #GlowGlowGlowisthebest #KimisthebestKardasim #Kimforpresident #Yeisthebestrapper #Taylorflop

kim kardasim - so watermelon or not so watermelon 🍉

Hello sister hope you're all well, specially my Queens and role models: Kim and Kourtney. Oh, the other one? I don't know her. My question is for Kim, how do you deal with your greatness and how does it feel having such an iconic product as Glow glow glow knowing Booty Booty pop soda is sooooooo normal and pathetic? Love y'all, except Khloe, yeah.

This question is for Khloe... If you had to pick a reason you're the best sister, what would that reason be and why. You can't say it's because you're a fighter and survivor.

This question is for Khloe... If you had to pick a reason you're the best sister, what would that reason be and why. You can't say it's because you're a fighter and survivor.

Hi Khloe with a K. Can you please give me 3 anger management tips? And do Kourtney and Kim have anger issues behind the scenes?

This question goes to Kim. I don’t know if this has been asked before, but have you tried Booty Booty Pop Juice before? Since Khloe has tried Glow Glow Glow and it went badly I think it’s fair that Kim does the same.

Hey this is for Kim, I bought the new glow glow glow hand sanitizer and it made my hands bright red and blister. Can you explain this.

Hello to the most watermelon sister Kim and... Khloe and Kourtney. Kim I just wanna say thank you for creating the amazing product glo glo glo, my skin has never been smoother! Khloe - Why do you keep leaving my simstagram dms on read? I know you are reading my complaints about booty booty pop juice and how the product made my cheeks uneven and 15 pounds each. Please respond or I will have to contact my lawyers. No question/comment for Kourtney since shes a boring bitch Thank you, ye.

Bts (the Korean boy group) : so watermelon or so not watermelon

Btw love u Kourtney and Khloe, stay watermelon

Boss siblings so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello sisters! I have a question for kim. Who would you save in this situation:

You, Beyonce and De Nicki Minaj are locked in the Glow Glow Glow factory and it's having a meltdown from your products (not a surprise). To get out you must save one of them or all of you will die. So, who would you save, Beyonce or De Nicki Minaj?

Dear Cloe, Courtney, and to the bitch who gave me the 🐍… I don’t want to reveal my identity but make sure you tell the girl with a delusional mind to keep it up. Yay is gone, glow glow glow is not as glow anymore and your SNL skit is so boring 🙄 I bet Cloe would do a better job than you and oh!, I have a question for the two of you, why are you girls are soooooooo watermelon?

Signing off,

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Pretending to be a deminator: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Do u know how scary it is when u fall asleep while listening to a podcast and then suddenly wake up to someone singing silent night knowing u live alone and it's 3 in the morning? Yep that happened to me and i was so confused and scared that i thought i was in a limbo.

Hello to the most watermelon 3 in the simworld. Khloe, Kourtney and the most successful business woman... Nicki.

Anyways my question is for kim.

I recently bought your brand you limited edition glow glow glow exotic ass-cream.

But instead of making my ass glow and make it clear, I woke up with severe rash all over my ass cheecks.

It got so bad that my ass turned flat.

Will you pay for my dentist appointments? Because I need ass injections to get my ass back

Love you Khloe and Kourtney! ❤️

#StrawberrySoda

#KhloeTheHost

#KourtneyNO

Hello to the most watermelon 3 in the simworld. Khloe, Kourtney and the most successful business woman... Nicki. Anyways my question is for kim. I recently bought your brand you limited edition glow glow glow exotic ass-cream. But instead of making my ass glow and make it clear, I woke up with severe rash all over my ass cheecks. It got so bad that my ass turned flat.

Will you pay for my dentist appointments? Because I need ass injections to get my ass back

Love you Khloe and Kourtney! ❤️

#StrawberrySoda

#KhloeTheHost

#KourtneyNO

Hello from The UK! The OG tea gang. It’s Sam.

Watermelon Soda: So Watermelon Or So Not Watermelon?

Hello to the hosts , I hope this question reaches , I want to ask to watermelon sisters. Can y’all Sing ?

kim kardasim: so watermelon or so not

Squid Game: so watermelon or so not

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Anyway i need to focus my attention to the marvelous Kim, she and ger glow glow glow products made my skkin so beautiful, i used her face cream and it turned me into a god. This AMAZNIG queen made my skin look so beautiful. I just recently used her Toothpaste and my teeth were so white. i ABSOLUTELY LOVE the most watermelon sister of all. Kim, will you PLEASE come be a guest singer for a new song im making, "Glow With The Flow".

Kourtney, stop being so unbothered.

stay wayermelon kim🍉

Dear Khloe and the other two, Khloe I refuse to acknowledge your other sisters because one of them let’s call her Krustney personally attacked me when I was least expecting it and the other one, let’s call her Kriminal is irrelevant to me. Anyway please can you pass this message on to Krustney. I recently purchased a box of No No No and I was excited to open a box to find nothing but instead it was filled with a toxic nerve gas and one sleeping killer hornet. The toxic nerve gas has left me with with beautiful glossy hair and flawless skin and this has resulted in me being mocked by my peers at the science lab. Who claim that I’m now too beautiful to be taken seriously within the science community. They kicked me out of the lab and had all my access removed. Shortly after the sleeping killer hornet woke up and stung my ass and lips and now I have killer ass and lips and gained 2 million Instagram followers. As a scientist these are not things I want. How could Krustney let this happen to me As for Kriminal , I don’t know who she is Bye

Strawberry milkshake? So watermelon or so not watermelon.

Hi Kardasims, I come in peace. I binged and re-listened to every podcast episode and I just came to a conclusion that Kim is the true host of this podcast. It's about time we all settle down and figure out this mystery that's been going on for such a long time. First of all, what do we hear in every podcast? Kim's voice advertising Anchor, how come she's the one saying it every time? Only the host does that. Or.. maybe she just does it better than everyone. She's the one choosing the questions from Listener Response (occasionally Kris), picking topics for So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon, and pressing the random button for random words for Who's The Smartest. In the earlier episodes, Kim makes up all of the topics, the two other people Koala and Kourtney just talk about it. And what's the reoccurring subject in this podcast? Glow Glow Glow. This is just a marketing strategy by Kim to get people to talk about it, buy it and talk smack about it thus making Glow Glow Glow's popularity skyrocket. It's so popular that there are branches of Glow Glow Glow opening here in the real world (Managed by Kim Kardasheeyuhn, I forgot her name). Kim's smarter than we think, she can make lizards to a Glowzilla, kill people and can make bioweapons so easily that the government are still struggling to do. What do you think would happen if the government will take a hold of this dangerous weapon?? Kim, I know what you're doing... What rhymes with Glow Glow Glow? Blow Blow Blow. For my question for all the sisters, what's your favorite color?

To the Kardasim sisters: I've been listening to your podcast for almost 4 months. Listening to your podcasts every night before sleeping is the best thing to do because your voices especially Kourtney is very relaxing unlike Kim's dying animal voice. Please continue doing these podcasts! I have questions for the three sisters individually. You guys are all so watermelon. 🍉🍉🍉

To Khloe the one and only fighter and survivor sister, you serve as an inspiration for all the people in this world. Always stay brave and iconic! Hoping you would release a salad cookbook. Luv u kween! UwU 😍😻🌟

To Kourtney the most calm and chill person, always be who you are and don't let your sisters interfere with what you want to do. Stay watermelon! 🍉

Lastly for Kim, I recently bought a Glow Glow Glow moisturizer because I have skin eczema (a chronic disease which makes my skin sensitive to everything). After using the moisturizer for 3 days, my skin begins to irritate even more and these boils keep appearing in my arms and legs and mostly my face. My body is now full of giant boils and open wounds thanks to your product, its so painful to move. I contacted the Glow Glow Glow Customer service number and no one even bothered to respond. My parents are so angry at you and I'm blaming you for my condition worsening. Get ready for a big lawsuit coming to you, I hope you get imprisoned for all your crimes against the people who have bought glow glow glow products and their lives were ruined because of your product. You are a delusional fake lawyer and a scammer, please use these products as a bioweapon to attack terrorists instead. I just gave you a tip alright? 😡😭😠

NEVER BUY GLOW GLOW GLOW, BUY BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE INSTEAD, they launched their new flavors which are Cherry Blossom and Matcha Frappuccino which are so delicious.

Love from Moe-chan 💗🇵🇭

(shoutout from the south east asian country of the Philippines, its not philadelphia Kim. Learn your geography)

Hello Sisters! I want to ask what happened to Kim on the Met Gala? Was she serving shadow or a black sock?

And how about the Kardasim in the squid game. Why did none of the sisters survived the game?

Khloe, Aren’t you supposed to be fighting and surviving? Why did you just fall through the glass?

Love you guys so much ❤️ stay watermelon 🍉!

hey queen kim!✨💅🏻🍉 and uhm... what's yall names again? oh yeah, kohlie and courtnessary. so anyways i have one question for each sister so for koolalaflower: pick one, organized pantry or the "dentist🦷". for tortilla: when u guys were playing shrimp game, how did u not make the jump?(literally so embarrassing) and for the beautiful, pretty, smart, talented business woman kim!👑: i saw a product next to glow glow glow named "iGLOW" i bought it cuz i thought it was yours and IT WORKED LIKE "✨WONDERS✨" is this your new product? or just one that happens to sound similar? anyways, luv u kim, the best sister, and love you too chloe and kortalinia ig. (PS: my name is pronounced ashlee🌼)

hey queen kim!✨💅🏻🍉 and uhm... what's yall names again? oh yeah, kohlie and courtnessary. so anyways i have one question for each sister so for koolalaflower: pick one, organized pantry or the "dentist🦷". for tortilla: when u guys were playing shrimp game, how did u not make the jump?(literally so embarrassing) and for the beautiful, pretty, smart, talented business woman kim!👑: i saw a product next to glow glow glow named "iGLOW" i bought it cuz i thought it was yours and IT WORKED LIKE "✨WONDERS✨" is this your new product? or just one that happens to sound similar? anyways, luv u kim, the best sister, and love you too chloe and kortalinia ig. (PS: my name is pronounced ashlee🌼)

Hey Khloe and Kourtney I really enjoyed hanging out with you guys the other day in the park we should totally hangout more love you❤️✨... Now back to the BITCH who had a lot to talk about me to the press last night KIM

"what's good" and how does it fell to be the first one to die out of the three in SQUID GAME..

Hey Khloe and Kourtney I really enjoyed hanging out with you guys the other day in the park we should totally hangout more love you❤️✨... Now back to the BITCH who had a lot to talk about me to the press last night KIM

"what's good" and how does it fell to be the first one to die out of the three in SQUID GAME..

MetSimGala, So Watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hay Khloe and Kourtney I really enjoyed Hangout with you guys the other day I would love to meet up sometime❤️✨... Now back to this BITCH who had a lot to talk about me to the press last night KIM "what's good" and how does it feel to be the first one to die out of the three in the

SQUID GAME.

hey Kardasim sisters! This question is for the marvelous Khloe, our queen Kourtney and thw other one. If you guys were to make an album what would you name it and what would be your roles? I think if you were to make an album, Khlow would be the main and lead singer, Kourtney would be the instruments and if needed she can beatbox and the other one could be the background dancer but cover her with a huge wall like build a wall to get rid of her cause she will ruin your album. Love from India

Kim and Khloe,

I always hear you talk about the dentist so the other day I went to the same dentist as you guys here in Los Simgeles. When they asked what I came in for I said “I want to look like Kim and Khloe” because you guys have great teeth, and before I knew it they knocked me out with sleeping gas. When I woke up I couldn’t walk because my ass was three times the size as when I walked in, and instead of filling my cavity like I asked, they made a mold of my new ginormous ass cheeks. Ever since then a woman named Kris has been chasing me screaming “we have a great opportunity here sweetie” and my question is this: how do I get her to go away? Also where am I supposed to buy clothes now because everything I own only fits over one cheek at a time

Dear kardasim sisters new business woman Kourtney .claims to be a fighter and Survivor lawyer kim . And maybe host of the podcast Khloe. I recently bought boody boody pop juice and I wanted to know who the owner was so I did some digging and hired a hacker and I am shocked 😲😳 Khloe when where you going to tell us that you are the owner. I also heard you saying on the podcast I forgot witch episode that boody boody pop juice was yours please explain and now I want boody boody pop juice more stay watermelon 🍉 ps Khloe don't lie we have proof and can u get britney sim spears on the podcast 😉

Glitter: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

To the most watermelon sister,khloe when will you have a episode without your annoying sister who keeps messing up your podcast?

ps: Kourtney is so much more watermelon then the kanye obsessed failing "business woman"

hello khloe and kourtney (you’re the best) kourtney being the fighter and khloe being the survivor.

and hello to the worst sister in the sim world, the biggest orange soda addict ken.

kim, will you do a tour of the glow glow glow factory? the people would love to see how you make your death traps *cough* i mean beauty products.

sorry the cough was me after trying your glow glow glow mints, they‘re not the best kem. in fact, they're disgusting. maybe it’s time to stop pretending to be a business person. and time to focus on remembering to say your thank you ye’s instead.

stay watermelon khloe and kourtney and not you kim. #kimbackuphost #kourtneyandkhloerealsexyvoice

folklore, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi to the watermelon sisters khloe and kourtney and to the most watermelon flop businesswoman and flop lawyer, kim.

I have a question for kim. I bought the glowglowglow body lotion yesterday and i applied it before i slept as it says on the instructions. The next day, I woke up and i can't feel anything and i was rushed to the hospital and i had a 3rd degree burn and now I'm paralyzed while typing this comment, why does this keep happening to your customers and you're not taking responsibility? I'm filing a lawsuit as soon as i am healed

and by the way, I've got a tip from my lawyer that you paid every judge just to enter law school because your lawsuits are piling up and you keep on bribing and blackmailing your customers to shut up, some were even reported to have been missing for months now.

this is the only way i can say this because my friend called me panicking after she called the glowglowglow customer services then 5 minutes later 20 people showed up outside her house. that was her last moment before going missing for days.

see you in court bestie 🙂

hello Kardasim, my question is what are your favorite movies? Love from Minnesota ❤️

hi to the watermelon sisters khloe and kourtney and to the most watermelon flop businesswoman and flop lawyer, kim.

I have a question for kim. I bought the glowglowglow body lotion yesterday and i applied it before i slept as it says on the instructions. The next day, I woke up and i can't feel anything and i was rushed to the hospital and i had a 3rd degree burn and now I'm paralyzed while typing this comment, why does this keep happening to your customers and you're not taking responsibility? I'm filing a lawsuit as soon as i am healed

and by the way, I've got a tip from my lawyer that you paid every judge just to enter law school because your lawsuits are piling up and you keep on bribing and blackmailing your customers to shut up, some were even reported to have been missing for months now.

this is the only way i can say this because my friend called me panicking after she called the glowglowglow customer services then 5 minutes later 20 people showed up outside her house. that was her last moment before going missing for days.

see you in court bestie 🙂

to the gorgeous kardasim sisteR Kim, your voice is so enchanting and beautiful have you ever thought of making a glow glow glow throat serum that turns everyone's voice into yours? I think if everyone in the world has Kim's voice then the world will turn into a beautiful place (p.s i loveeeee glow glow glow) and another question for the other two fat ugly sisters Khloe and Kourtney, why do you guys keep rambling about Kim's voice and keep saying that she fakes it? her beautiful voice has been the same since the first episode and until now and i've never heard any changes in them. love you Kim, kylie, and Kendall #teamkim

Boss: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dear Kardasim sisters… this may be a little gruesome anyway… aheemmmmm kim I just want to say thank you for creating the best product named glow glow glow my ex recently cheated on me so I decided to cook him a nice spaghetti dinner with a bio weapon twist I used the glow glow glow armpit powder as Parmesan cheese and the footy footy glow juice red bum syrum as my pasta sauce also I used the weight gain protein powder mixed with the burning lip scrub and Kylie rocks for his iced juice it worked wonders also he is now dead I’m currently watching sim you on Netflix or simflix is what you would call it to figure out how to hide the body lol thanks Kim and i make sure to say thank you ye every morning

Hello Kardasims! I'm a big fan. Shoutout to the Host and trendsetter Kim K. I used your best selling glowglowglow rejuvenating set, i got sent to the e.r and was revived for five times before having my health fully stable. Knowing the Businesswoman that she is i know that this is just a side effect. I am now with a dentist trying recover half of my face. I can't wait to get healed and run around our neighborhood with a snatched and rejuvenated skin. Thank u Kim #Everglowwithglowglowglow. On the other hand i have a concern to Khloe coz i recently ordered a booty booty pop juice and requested it to be orange soda flavor. When the package arrived i received a box with a bootybooty pop juice markings on it. I was excited on opening it but when i opened the box i saw pictures of bootyholes. There is also a message inside saying 'Here's your orange soda you stupid bitch'. I was so scared for my life. As a brand ambassador Khloe i like to know what happened and who handled my order. Why are they sending these bootyhole pics. Does bootbooty pop juice hate orange soda?

My dearest watermelon Kim,

I have so many wonderful things to say about you. You are inspirational, you are strong, you are powerful, you are incredible, you are creative, and so much more

You have been through so much. I know your two terrible sisters bully you and put you down, but despite of that you still manage to pick yourself up. That is so strong and courageous of you and I find that something very admirable.

To really show how much I adore you, I wrote a poem about the pain and struggles you've been through on your journey and how you triumphantly rise in the end. Ready? Here it is

Glow Glow Glow, Thank you Ye.

😭😭 Oh my goodness I'm so sorry, I'm crying because this is just so emotional. Khloe and Kourtney I can hear you groaning and rolling your eyes. Stop it. You two are not watermelon enough to understand the deep meaning and emotion my poem holds.

Finally, my question is: Kim, how are you able to be so strong and resilient when it comes to facing problems?

(Guys, please like this post so that the watermelon queen Kim can see)

Hello everyone but kim☺

Kourtney I must say your no no no product is literally so good, I opened the box and saw nothing, I then smiled to myself while feeling the godly aura from it, I smelled every corner of the box and BITCH it’s so good I had to buy an extra 7 for the rest of my family best money spent ever! kim you should probably take some notes from Kourtney and that reminds me I saw your product inside a store and convinced the worker to destroy it with me we made a YouTube video its now on 132k views it’s literally so good u should check it out, but actually I dislike you don’t let me catch you in these streets.

and for Khloe you are THAT BITCH and don’t let your stupid bitch sister kim or stupid bitch people tell you shit. The real girl boss. #kourtneyissobeautiful #khloeisthefighterandsurvivor #getcassandraoutakakim

Hello everyone but kim☺

Kourtney I must say your no no no product is literally so good, I opened the box and saw nothing, I then smiled to myself while feeling the godly aura from it, I smelled every corner of the box and BITCH it’s so good I had to buy an extra 7 for the rest of my family best money spent ever! kim you should probably take some notes from Kourtney and that reminds me I saw your product inside a store and convinced the worker to destroy it with me we made a YouTube video its now on 132k views it’s literally so good u should check it out, but actually I dislike you don’t let me catch you in these streets.

and for Khloe you are THAT BITCH and don’t let your stupid bitch sister kim or stupid bitch people tell you shit. The real girl boss. #kourtneyissobeautiful #khloeisthefighterandsurvivor #getcassandraoutakakim