EPISODES 64 & 65 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Dear kardasim sisters Khloe Kourtney and kylie 💖 I recently bought Kourtney's product no no no. it was almost sold out a stupid bitch wanted to buy the last one and I punched her. I bought the whole box package with all sizes and I am using the smallest one for my jewelry and the midsized one for my clothes and the larger one for my junk in the attic thank you so much Kourtney queen for making this amazing product you are the most successful business woman in the business unlike your sister kim I can't wait to see what else you come up with love you sisters and stay watermelon ❤♥ ps :can u get britney sim spears on the podcast would love to hear from her. ❤

Hello sisters... I have been listening to your podcast since day 1 and it's been the only thing that is keeping me sane in this pandemic. Kim your are so watermelon and I completely agree that the negative feedbacks that you get for glow glow glow is because they don't follow instructions. You are my inspiration Kim and I look upto you for your creative business mind.

I love you Kim so here is a humble request from your biggest fan. Please sing a Taylor song since I'm am a sim swiftie. It will mean so much to me. Stay watermelon. Love from Nagaland, India

Stupid bitches : 😒 so watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon

to the gorgeous kardasim sisteR Kim, your voice is so enchanting and beautiful have you ever thought of making a glow glow glow throat serum that turns everyone's voice into yours? I think if everyone in the world has Kim's voice then the world will turn into a beautiful place (p.s i loveeeee glow glow glow) and another question for the other two fat ugly sisters Khloe and Kourtney, why do you guys keep rambling about Kim's voice and keep saying that she fakes it? her beautiful voice has been the same since the first episode and until now and i've never heard any changes in them. love you Kim, kylie, and Kendall #teamkim

Hey Khloe and Kourtney I really enjoyed hanging out with you guys the other day in the park we should totally hangout more love you❤️✨... Now back to the BITCH who had a lot to talk about me to the press last night KIM

"what's good" and how does it fell to be the first one to die out of the three in SQUID GAME..

Silicon: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello kardasims especially to the beautiful sisters Kourtney and Khloe but not clown Kim. I have a question for Kourtney and Khloe how does it feel you have a bankrupt, divorce, delusional, stupid bitch sister ( not Kylie because she is a successful businesswoman nor Kendall because she is a beautiful super model) and how do you deal with kim’s stupidity. Love so much too Kourtney and Khloe 💝💝 and I hope Kim you can make a better product because you are trying to kill innocent sims.

Funerals: so watermelon 🍉😋 or so not watermelon 😶

Hey Kardasim sisters I have a question for Kim and Khloe. Kim you have said in the past that you’ll do anything if there is money involved. Having said that would you promote booty booty pop juice for a month if they pay you $300,000? I think a stupid unsuccessful business woman would pass on that. And Khloe news just broke that booty booty pop juice will no longer need you for their ads because they have decided to work with De Nicki Minaj because she has a bigger butt and can promote by rapping. How does that make you feel? Love you three

Kourtney's simTed Talks video: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pretending to be a deminator: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

To the 3 most watermelon sisters of the SimsWorld: the true beautiful fighter and survivor Khloe, the one and only unbothered skinny queen Kourtney, and the successful multitalented billionaire businesswoman Kylie.

I had gone to attend a simTED Talks the other day, and to my surprise, the special guest was none other than the legendary Kourtney herself in the flesh.

When it came to her turn to speak, Kourtney just went on stage, took out a G Low x3 eyeshadow pallette... and straight up smashed it into smithereens with a hammer. She then finished by saying "No" to the mic and walked away.

Immediately, the whole place went into uproar with applause and everyone kept chanting Kourtney's name over and over in admiration. The video has also gone viral on SimTube with currently over 50M views.

So my question for Hemm is: Do you ever know how philosophical your sister Kourtney can be? She is such an inspirational figure for modern time. I am still having chills through my body after witnessing such a cultural reset right before my eyes.

P.S. I just bought a box of No No No and don't understand the complaints against it. It's literally an amazing place to store my bottles of Raspberrry Booyah and bring them along with me wherever I go. Plus, it also can be used to whack someone on the face, much more humane as a weapon against burglars than some certain misadvertised pepper spray product that blinded people.

Hello to Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, Kris, Caitlyn, Rob and DeNikki Minach. I hope you all are doing well.

Khloe and Kourtney, I noticed you guys always got interrupted during "That's so watermelon" segment by an annoying fake voice. It is called by many names such as "Keem", "failed businesswoman", "Glow x3 Monster", but I believed the correct one is "stupid bitch".

The situation have gone on for several episodes now. Is this thing a ghost? Cause my heart just dropped to my ass everytime I hear its ugly cry "Whyyy???". Truly terrifying, something straight out of a horror movie.

So my question for the legendary co-hosts Khloe and Kourtney is how are you planning to expel this evil presence from the podcast and reclaim "That's so watermelon", a phrase you two invented and popularised?

P.S. It have been a while since I started using Booty Booty Pop Juice now. Followed all the instructions carefully about daily doses and update, my body looks poppin' great. Thank you so much for creating such a reliable and trustworthy brand, Khloe.

Do u know how scary it is when u fall asleep while listening to a podcast and then suddenly wake up to someone singing silent night knowing u live alone and it's 3 in the morning? Yep that happened to me and i was so confused and scared that i thought i was in a limbo.

Hello to the most watermelon 3 in the simworld. Khloe, Kourtney and the most successful business woman... Nicki.

Anyways my question is for kim.

I recently bought your brand you limited edition glow glow glow exotic ass-cream.

But instead of making my ass glow and make it clear, I woke up with severe rash all over my ass cheecks.

It got so bad that my ass turned flat.

Will you pay for my dentist appointments? Because I need ass injections to get my ass back

Love you Khloe and Kourtney! ❤️

#StrawberrySoda

#KhloeTheHost

#KourtneyNO

Khloe saying : you stupid bitch. so watermelon or so not watermelon 😝

Kanye : so watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon 😩🤔 .

hey queen kim!✨💅🏻🍉 and uhm... what's yall names again? oh yeah, kohlie and courtnessary. so anyways i have one question for each sister so for koolalaflower: pick one, organized pantry or the "dentist🦷". for tortilla: when u guys were playing shrimp game, how did u not make the jump?(literally so embarrassing) and for the beautiful, pretty, smart, talented business woman kim!👑: i saw a product next to glow glow glow named "iGLOW" i bought it cuz i thought it was yours and IT WORKED LIKE "✨WONDERS✨" is this your new product? or just one that happens to sound similar? anyways, luv u kim, the best sister, and love you too chloe and kortalinia ig. (PS: my name is pronounced ashlee🌼)

Kourtney's product so watermelon or so not watermelon 😋

Hey sisters , beautiful Kourtney and stunning amazing fighter and survivor khloe and Kim hmm … anyways I have a question for Kim your product for glow glow glow . I got it for my mom for Mother’s Day it’s one of your products for glow glow glow lipstick and my mom wasn’t impress her lips fell off her face and I would like to see you in court thank you and I’m suing you for 100 million simoleons kisses 😘