I come here to report a disturbing encounter I had with Glow Glow Glow Inc. since this podcast's comment section is now considered to be a safe space for victims of toxic chemicals producing companies.
My nextdoor neighbour had received an offer to purchase 100 bath bombs for the cheap price of $500 in her email last week and decided to accept it for a SimTube video challenge.
She then asked me over to help her set up the bathroom and filled the tub up to its brim with boiling hot water like what the instructions had said in order to activate the bathbombs.
I had just closed the door and turned to walk back when a loud noise rang out and the house was blasted into a million pieces. The explosion knocked me back right through my house's fence over 500 meters away and left a huge crater the size of Uranus in the ground.
That evening I quickly went to a nearby police station to report about the deaths of my neighbour, her 10 family members and 2 dogs, and they said that they would send this case for the FBI to compile their Glow Glow Glow investigation file.
However, as I went home, I noticed that a big black van was following behind me, so I quickly rushed upstair to my secured organised pantry and hid in a giant No No No box. As I peeked out for a minute, I saw over 20 men in black Glow Glow Glow overcoat barging into and trashing the entire place to look for me.
When those men failed to find anyone, they decided to burn the house down with gasoline and spraypaint the fence with Santanic symbols and the phrase: "Our Glow Glow Glow Demonic Overlord is always watching! Fear us!".
Once again, I luckily managed to escape with my life through a back window, but is currently poor, homeless and fearful for my safety. That is why I am posting this comment here so that our 2 responsible co-hosts Khloe and Kourtney could see this and go to the authority, seeking justice for the victims and bringing down that evil bioweapon corporation once and for all.
Dear Khloe and Kourtney,
I come here to report a disturbing encounter I had with Glow Glow Glow Inc. since this podcast's comment section is now considered to be a safe space for victims of toxic chemicals producing companies.
My nextdoor neighbour had received an offer to purchase 100 bath bombs for the cheap price of $500 in her email last week and decided to accept it for a SimTube video challenge.
She then asked me over to help her set up the bathroom and filled the tub up to its brim with boiling hot water like what the instructions had said in order to activate the bathbombs.
I had just closed the door and turned to walk back when a loud noise rang out and the house was blasted into a million pieces. The explosion knocked me back right through my house's fence over 500 meters away and left a huge crater the size of Uranus in the ground.
That evening I quickly went to a nearby police station to report about the deaths of my neighbour, her 10 family members and 2 dogs, and they said that they would send this case for the FBI to compile their Glow Glow Glow investigation file.
However, as I went home, I noticed that a big black van was following behind me, so I quickly rushed upstair to my secured organised pantry and hid in a giant No No No box. As I peeked out for a minute, I saw over 20 men in black Glow Glow Glow overcoat barging into and trashing the entire place to look for me.
When those men failed to find anyone, they decided to burn the house down with gasoline and spraypaint the fence with Santanic symbols and the phrase: "Our Glow Glow Glow Demonic Overlord is always watching! Fear us!".
Once again, I luckily managed to escape with my life through a back window, but is currently poor, homeless and fearful for my safety. That is why I am posting this comment here so that our 2 responsible co-hosts Khloe and Kourtney could see this and go to the authority, seeking justice for the victims and bringing down that evil bioweapon corporation once and for all.
Signed
Kemizza Stüpidt-Hou