EPISODES 79 & 80 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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greetings and salutations Khloe and Kourtney my goddesses, this is the ex-victim, current-fighter and survivor Shantaloosa Petunia, from episode 74, using chirp-to-text to offer my salutes to my commander in chief the Kockroach Queen, Khloe. You have to listen to this: your sister Kehm is behind everything: bio weapons, disappearances, explosions, BBPJ vending machine sabotage, apocalypses, etc. and I, to my chagrin, have made a mistake by accusing you of turning me into a cockroach. But now that i know the truth, I choose to pull myself up by my tiny leg straps and get off my back and work to fight and survive for you khloe and kourtney, making use of my newly deformed self, A KOCKROACH I have infiltrated Kem’s underground facility inc. aka VANISH HQ and stolen loads of files and lab recordings of experiments done on several victims namely our dear Stacy Nancy Simlewis and KhloesRoachStrawberryFart’s mom (who turned out to be Amelia who was thrown in the well) and others. I also found evidence of a machine that vanishes people into the purple glitch realm and i will expose that on my next journey into VANISH HQ. I’m on a mission. I’m gonna destroy you Kem. Over and out. Btw, i ordered a No No No box the Shelter Edition where I now live. It’s cozy and protective. Thank you Kourtney. What’s next for No No No? Are you planning on tapping into new horizons?

P.S. Below are attached documents I have managed to copy from Kim’s Evil Lair