EPISODE 103 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Khloe in Wonderland - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Hello kardasims i hope you are having a good 2025 especially you Khloé the true fighter and survivor and Kueen Kourtney then best businesses woman EVER!!! Now to that middle sister...Megan? Idk i forgot about her name, anyways Megan i think for April fools you should make;

1. A glow glow glow g-lotion that turns you into a glowzilla

2. A glow glow glow face cream that gives you pimples

3. A glow glow glow sunscreen that burns you in the sun

4. A glow glow glow makeup kit that makes you look like a clown

5. A glow glow glow shampoo that makes your hair rough, tangled and messy

Trust me on this people love these pranks 😉 I've seen the statisticals and MAYBE this will get your company out of the red and if you think red is good remember Taylor has an album named red so you should be in the opposite colour which is green. Khloé, Kourt and citizens of sim earth you can thank me later. And Kim listen to me babe, ok byeeeeeee stay watermelon 💋💨

Heyy Kardasims!! I hope you guys are doing well except for Kim 💗We all know that Khloe is the self-proclaimed "True Fighter and survivor" and how Kim and Kourtney constantly deny it but there is some truth in this, as in "Kardashians in Friday the 13th" Khloe is the final girl showing off her survivor skills.

But in the Prudence and Zack channel, when they were playing Squid Game, KHLOE did in fact not survive as she fell through the glass due to her fat ass weighing too much. What are your thoughts on this?

(P.S Please make a part 2 of that video with the season 2 games!! it would be sooo watermelon 🍉)

Hi sisters I just want to say I love your podcast! I had just finished listening to all your episodes a couple hours ago because 102 episodes ago I had used the very first original glow glow glow face wash product from kim that had sent me into a coma for 5 years. I wasn’t aware of the terrible things it could do because at the time people were not aware of what a terrible product it actually was. Anyway I just want to say I love you Khloe and kourtney and Kim give me back 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE! maybe with some money! I’ll just See you in court bitch! Lysm yall! Except you Kim.

I have a question for Kim.

Kim, how many people do you have working at your glow glow glow factory?

The Flintstones: so watermelon or so not watermelon

taking credit for someone else's idea - so watermelon or so not watermelon🍉

Hello Kourtney khloe and their guest Kim I’m watermelon Pop juice 🧃 and I have a question for all three of you as I have watched over you on so many journeys, but there have been a couple things that have left me puzzled. 🤔 starting off with kourtney how did you make the crickets quiet down while all of you were stranded on the island for khloe while on your trip to the Grand Canyon Kim said there was a zombie in the bathroom. Do you believe her because I don’t I think she was lying and to Kim when you were kidnapped by saw he forced you to play a game and your punishment was to wear glow glow glow lotion. Why did you explode after putting it on within seconds? Did you not read the instructions? That’s all lady’s sorry for the long text and I look forward to future adventures with you and have a watermelon day 🍉

Workers unionizing: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi sisters! It’s Nathan, from the original post about the No No No Blackest Box! I’ve been doing well since the incident but unfortunately my cat died (irl rip Felix). He had a great life and everyone he knew loved him so much:)

I wanted to write today to let Kourtney know that I ordered the No No No pet cemetery box, thinking it would be a great final resting place for my son! I also bought the Glow Glow Glow funeral bagpipe CD and Kim still found a way to make a CD blow up so thats NOT what I’ll be talking about today.

  I’ve just put him in there and was about to bury him, but then I started hearing meowing come from the box !! I knew it was too good to be true but I looked inside anyways and to my surprise, I open the box and I see my baby boy as a KITTEN!!! Kourtney THANK you so much but also I have a feeling you weren’t aware that this is what your product can do. You’ve changed my life. Khloe and KHEM pale in comparison to your grace and wisdom.

PS he has red eyes and I also keep finding dead animals and sometimes fingers under my bed but he’s alive and that’s all that matters ❤️❤️ #NONONO #MakeSimericaNOAgain #Catdied #Heactuallyisdeadirlripfelix

#kockroachesaregross

Hey kardasim sisters khloe, kourtney and khieim. i have a question for the three of you. we all know that rob is kris' favorite, who do you think is her 2nd favorite child?

#Kockroach #Khloe_Fighter_and_Survivor

#Kourtney_No_No_No

#Khieim_Flop_Flop_Flop

#FindStacey

Hey girls,

Thank you so much for picking my questions last time. I totally understand why you didn't have time to fit them all in and because of that I actually had time to expand on my last question. Kim and Kourtney, thanks for your well thought out answers, for sharing your wealths of knowledge with your loyal listeners, and most importantly for understanding that sometimes your fans can get so excited when they write to their idols that they forget to spell check everyones name. Khloe, thanks for answering my question on Kloe's behalf. (Maybe go to her for revenge sim body advice. You could really use it) Your passionate response made watching the end of "Kardasians in Paranormal Activity" way more satisfying to watch. I hope Kim and Kourtney had as much fun strangling you and leaving you to die as I did whitnessing them do it and I hope Kourtney's skin is still as clear as can be.

My question is who would each of you want to be your partners on the simazing race and what would be your strategy?

Hello kardasim sisters, (Kockroach khloe and Kourtney) oh and Kim? Whatever that bio weapon chemist name is. Listen up KHEM I have a long lawsuit coming for you. My poor innocent mother bought me the glow glow glow ass ass eye face mango cream for my birthday and it went so wrong. My birthday cakes candles were lit and my mom wanted me to hurry up and open the “present.” When I did, the glow glow glow ass ass eye face mango cream EXPLODED and sent my mom flying outside my house and to vanish. A note flopped out that read, “HELP ME. KHEM IS RUNNING AFTER ME AND I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME. I GOT TO A CLOSET IN TIME TO

HOPEFULLY HIDE BUT I DONT KNOW IF ILL BE HERE MUCH LONGER. ALL I HAVE IS MY NO NO NO BOX TO TRY AND LIVE. PLEASE GET THIS NOTE OUT. - Stacy” I was confused 🤔 because I thought Stacy was missing but I think bio chemist KHEM found her location. Stacy used to be my friend and she texted me something disturbing and it may be how Kim found her. The message said, “the glow glow glow radiation seeped into my skin because she puts radioactive waste in her products and she also puts gps trackers in there, get this out to the world” Anyways here’s my question for KEEM, “why the f*ck did you decide to even do the flop company glow glow glow, and where is my mom?”

#FINDSTACY #WHERESMYMOM #BANGLOWGLOWGLOW

🍾🥳💃

Ola Kardasims,

Hello first to my idol Kim, the accomplished biochemist with a burgeoning body count. Also hello to her sidekicks Khloe, the enraged one and Kourtney, the one with the least interesting face. My question for you is in terms of IQ, how would you rank you three simsters?

Best wishes

KimIsthebeast

Hi sisters, can you do an highlight of the Glowzilla's appearance in the podcast (episode 63)? Love from France. You're all so watermelon🍉🍉🍉

To Khloe and Kourtney,

You might remember me as the one who purchased Jooty Jooty Jop Puice a while back and today, I wanted to write this to you so you can be aware:

Kourtney, I recently purchased your latest product - No No No Ultra Supreme Premium Chocolate Covered Diamond Make Your Wish Comes True box for a bargain price of 50 millions. Per my humble personality, I was about to wish for only 100 millions so I can give back the extra 50 millions to charity 😊 . However, before I could finish making my wish, the box started to glow and violently shook, then it stopped with a loud "thud". I looked inside and instead of my 100 millions, I saw this orange colored vial with the label GGG on it. Before I could even do anything, the vial cracked and the orange gas inside formed a shape that looked awfully similar to Kim... I was horrified, but it was too late. This Kim-shaped gas figure asked me to give her a name, so I named her "Kimis Ab Itch". She then started crying and told me that I was being rude, but she was willing to look past that and would give me a glowing makeover that is worth 100 millions. I immediately ran away and till now, she's still pursuing me. Kourtney, has Kim infiltrated your product???

Regardless, I won't have much time left before Kimis Ab Itch catches up to me so please, Khloe and Kourtney, avenge me and kick Kim out of the Khloe Kardasim podcast and have Lana or Taylor take over her segment. It's my only wish before perishing.

Keep fighting and surviving Khl-

Mispronouncing names (specifically replacing a vowel in the middle of your sister's name with another): so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello to the Best sisters, Kardasims aka Khloe and Kourtney, I ordered a Orange Mango milkshake from Booty booty pop juice from Khloe, and I was so happy, 2 days later I noticed the booty booty pop juice logo was a sticker and it was actually glo glo glo, and basically put me in Panem, and i am in district 12 suffering here and i got reaped for the hunger games thanks to Kim. I hope your Business goes bankrupt

Will you guys ever be doing a gossip girl spoof?!?! I really want to see one in the future.

Surveys: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

OMG YALL THIS TOOK SO LONG TO FULLY BECOME THE EDIT IT IS NOW BUT HERE IT IS I HOPE YALL ENJOY

tw // rose toy

PS Khloe's Conscience is saying "Dammit I meant to say I know you have ADHD. Whatever, I need to commit to this."

Dating apps - so watermelon or so not watermelon

Annalise Keasim, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

(Btw my name is pronounced “day-dayk”)

A few days ago my sister bought Kris’s Hi Honey! Pancake Batter since we saw it on sale for 80% in SimAmazon. It arrived pretty quickly to our house so we tried it immediately. After we finished cooking the pancakes, we topped them off with Hi Honey! Honey Syrup that came with the package since we thought it’ll be a nice touch. WRONG.

As my sister began to devour them pancakes, I was looking at the packaging box to discover that the plastic for the Hi Honey! Honey Syrup had a FAKE label that was appeared to be lazily pasted on. Me and my sister didn’t notice it because we were too excited to eat the pancakes. When I peeled the fake label off, it came to no surprise when I saw “Glow Glow Glow Special Honey” being the real label. Before I could warn my sister and let fear overwhelm me, she had already turned into a KOCKCROACH. The pancakes were absolutely delicious, but KIM. YOU TOOK MY SISTER AWAY FROM ME AND NOW ME AND THE REST OF THE KOCKROACHES ARE CURRENTLY PLANNING A GRAND PLAN TO DESTROY GLOW GLOW GLOW. KIM, KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED TONIGHT.

(ps stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney😜🫶)

First of all, I want to pay homage to the successful business, the unbothered queen, the true fighter and surviver, Kris.

Hello Khloe, Kourtney and KEm.

I buyed Kourtney's new Oh No No No Box, the one who makes you says "Oh", with the cheap price of 10 or 20 thousand dollars and to steal one of Khloe's iconic catchphrases I love that!

By the way, yesterday, when I was doing my daily walk with my Oh No No No Box, I saw a green glowing tornado caused by a Glowzilla fart arrived in my direction and since I was far away from my house I decided to enter inside my box and it was literally a motherfucking cottage inside.

I saw everything out of the window and what happened was just this.

The fart began to switch, the box to pitch,

and suddenly the bitches out fell on a ditch.

Then KEm, that bitch, hope her ass gets a itch,

went flying on her broomstick shoven on that bitch .

And oh what happened was rich.

The box began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch,

it landed on De Nicki Minaj, the East's Rappin' Witch.

Which was not a healthy situation for a wicked bitch

who began to twitch

And was reduced to just a stitch

Of what was once the Wicked Bitch.

P.S. KEm is a Witch (wicked and bitch)

#WhereIsStacy

#OhNoNoNoBoxRocksMoreThanKylieS

#KEmTheAntiWatermelonWitchWithAFakeAss

#NickiMinajTheWickedBitchOfTheEast

#MadonnaTheGoodBitchOfTheSouth

Countries that aren’t USA, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Bonus subtopic: US Defaultism (When you assume the world revolves around America/Simerica)

dear fighter and survivor khloe, queen kourtney and the person who has 15 trophies (all of them are from her ugly crying),kim,

my neighbour bought vanish, thinking it was something to drink. when he started drinking vanish, he disappeared out of nowhere, same with his house, and my city had no power left. i saw that vanish was made by kim (ugly cryingg bitch) so i got booty booty pop juice and drank it. my ass was declared a nuclear weapon, and for people to stay in an another country cause my ass was more radioactive than 50 nuclear bombs. i thank khloe for making my ass the most radioactive ass in the world. i will not sue her, but the whole city (including me) will be suing glow glow glow.

please stop crying kim, anyways stay watermelon kardasimsss

Dear watermelon Kardasims,

I have performed some analysis on the 56 topics of 2024's That's So Watermelon. Before I say anything else I would like to thank dionysusly for collating almost all of the information regarding TSW, thanks a bunch for speeding this up tons!

Anyway, the basic info. Khloe found the most things watermelon at 31 topics, Kourtney found 29 watermelon, and Khem found 26 watermelon. You guys also got side tracked a lot, and also had many "watermelon depending" opinions. Kourtney had 13 unanswered topics, Khem 11, and Khloe 10. Lastly the most interesting part, agreements. As a group, you guys all agreed with eachother 32 times. As for pairs, the most agreeable pair is Khloe and Kourtney (obviously), and exclusively agreed (Khem disagreed) 9 times. The next best pair is Khem and Kourtney with 7 agreements, and the worst is Khem and Khloe with 6 agreements.

Stay watermelon sisters, except for Khem who is a stupid bitch.

Hey awesome Kardasim sisters, khloe the fighter and survivor, kourtney the queen, and hi khem.

Anyways I came here to tell you about how I'm being hunted right now because of khem's bullshit sorry excuse for a company—glow glow glow. And you guys talked about me on the segment of That's So Watermelon from the last episode.

So I ordered online the latest Booty Booty Pop Juice Green Elixir edition for a very cheap price of 45 million dollars which is so insanely cheap and I knew I had to buy it. When it came to my door 1 week later as promised, I immediately went to open it and drink it so that I can have the perfect ass for the upcoming new year. But when I opened it, the product looked suspicious as some of it looked scratch and the booty booty pop juice logo said booty booty pop glow with the remaining part of the logo scratched. Though I can make out g——— g——— for the rest of it.

I also found a suspiciously large book with it that said "Read instructions before drinking" and I did and it was 5,000 pages for a single vial of green booty booty pop juice. After two fucking hours of reading, I finally drank it like how the instructions said. I then passed out and when I woke up I saw a mob of angry little people outside my fucking house screaming "Death to the Wicked Witch of the Sims!". When I went to the mirror I saw my skin was now fully green and I was in black outfit with a matching black witch hat. I hurriedly went to the box I ordered and found it was a glow glow glow product. When I went out I saw that my sister is dead and the little people has dropped a No No No Witch House Bye Bye box on her. I then hurriedly used my No No No Escape Broom to hurriedly get out of there and fly, sang and belted for a while and left.

I've realized that my ass is now radioactive andand I can't be around people. Kim prepare your lawyers as I will be suing your ass, if they don't succeed I WILL find you.

Hello Kardasims! Still trapped VANISH btw! I made this Kim Kardasim dandy's world oc. If you don't know what dandy's world is it's a game on roblox. Here's the oc:

To: Kim Kardasim

CEO, Glo Glo Glo Beauty

From: Sim Consumer Watch Group

Subject: The Glo Glo Glo Scandal—A Mutated Mess

Dear Kim,

We hope this letter finds you glowing (though hopefully not in the way your unfortunate customers are). It’s with a mix of disbelief and horror that we write to address the catastrophic fallout of your latest Glo Glo Glo product, Luminous Life Lotion. While the concept of an illuminating moisturizer sounded promising, the unexpected side effects have left your fans—and frankly, the world—reeling.

Reports have flooded social media and news outlets, claiming that the product doesn’t just “brighten” skin—it mutates it. Specifically:

Promised Effect: A radiant, dewy glow reminiscent of moonlight.

Actual Effect: Users have reported glowing literally, as their skin develops a bioluminescent hue that’s visible in the dark. Cute for a rave, sure—but that’s not all. Over a 72-hour period, many users noticed their fingers elongating into glowstick-like appendages, with some even developing luminescent patches on their foreheads resembling neon headlights.

It’s clear that Glo Glo Glo’s testing protocols have once again failed to meet, well, any reasonable standards.

Thankfully, your sisters have stepped up with a cure—a heroic (and lucrative) combination of products from Khloe's Booty Booty Pop Juice and Kourtney's No No No Box. The resulting antidote has been dubbed Glow Away Serum, and here’s how it works:

The Cure

1. Khloe’s Booty Booty Pop Juice debuts its new variant, Sleek Shake Elixir, packed with ingredients that “tighten and stabilize cellular structure” (and allegedly improve the elasticity of…everything).

2. Kourtney’s No No No Box introduces Herbal Shut It Down Box, a potent infusion of organic extracts that counteract unnatural luminescence while restoring skin’s natural tones when placed in the box.

When combined, these products neutralize the glowing mutation and restore customers to their non-luminous, non-mutant selves—albeit with a lot less trust in Glo Glo Glo.

We suggest issuing a recall immediately, partnering with Khloe and Kourtney to distribute Glow Away Serum, and issuing public apologies to your customers. This debacle has the potential to be a defining moment in your brand’s history—if you handle it with care

Sincerely,

A Fighter & Survivor!

Kim's cover of Santa Baby - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Kim's Santa Baby music video - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Dear Kim, because you have not chosen my comment for the last podcast, I have decided to purchase multiple different versions and breeds of your Godzilla glow glow glow off of your page on the deep wep and have strategically placed them all around different factories and are just waiting for the perfect time to hatch…… let’s just say… well…. Booty booty pop juice, if that’s what u call it, and Kendall in general..Better buckle down!! And Kim let it be known…. I’m ur number one fan 😻

Hello Kardasims,

As a long time listener I have been obsessed with your products, so when I started taking classes on product design there was one person that I had to research further. The most successful, profitable, and imaginative product on the market from you sisters, the No No No box from Kourtney. I researched how the boxes are constructed, including the infamous No No No Mansion Deluxe box with an anti Glow Glow Glow exterior, and witnessed first hand how her products can deflect the most dangerous and deadly attacks from any of Kim's products. My question is as such: Is there any available tours of your manufacturing plant for visitation (that does not involve a hazmat suit, Kim), and to Khloe and Kim how are you dealing with the No No No box takeover, as nearly every other box company has been purchased by or ran out of business by Kourtney?

Regards, Grizzly Season

Being alone for Valentine's Day, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Question for the Smartest sister, OppenKheimer:

How it is possible that every bitch is Nicki son?

Hello to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe the fighter and survivor🍉, Kourtney no no no queen🍉, and the best business owner🍉…Kylie. Kim you are a stupid bitch please take your stupid ass business Glow Glow Glow and burn it to the ground. I bought the new stock Raspberry Booyah Booty Booty Pop Juice and it arrived only 1 day after ordering it. It came with a No No No box and when I opened it, I saw that it was a Blueberry Booyah Glow Glow Glow Pop Juice. I live in a 25 story apartment and I’m in the 25th floor. I immediately ran to the balcony with the No No No box and threw the goddamn juice away, but I kept the box because damn that’s expensive. When the juice hit the ground, the juice exploded and immediately created a blackhole and sucked all the people down there. What the hell did I just see. Where does the

blackhole lead. Does the things that it suck go in a facility like Kourtney’s does, or is Kim a stupid bitch and still doesn’t take responsibility. Hopefully the blackhole doesnt lead to a world full of Glowzillas. AND I WANT MY RASPERRY BOOYAH BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE! Love from the Philippines, no NOT Philadelphia and no NOT Pennsylvania, PHILIPPINES, get your biology right.

#yestoglowglowglowphaseout #kourtneyandkhloequeen #kimisastupidbitch #kourtneyinventedthewordwatermelon

I have made an Idea for Who's The Smartest. I would like you all to do a Pop Quiz Redemption round. In this round, you guess the words that you have guessed before, and all three of you get 0 points.

Here are the words that have gotten 0 points from any of you 3:

Dactylion

Pupillarity

Yelting

Kerygma

Galeanthropy

Note that these words were given to you all in 2020-2021 so it is best to redeem yourselves from the world that you are the smartest!!

Charli XSimX, So Watermelon or So not Watermelon?

Wearing the same clothes for every video, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasim queens! This is a message for Kim. A few days ago i saw an add on my Simstagram reels. It was a glow glow glow headband add that was supposed to make my double decker forehead smaller. I decided to try it out (biggest mistake ever). Once i got it in the mail i read all the 206 pages of instructions and followed them thoroughly. I put the headband on and my head immediately started to burn, when i looked in the mirror i was stunned. I was BALD and all the skin on my head had melted off. Kim i am so disappointed. What was supposed to help my big ass forehead made it even worse. Luckily tho i remembered i had a spare booty booty pop juice smoothie in the fridge. I don’t know why but i decided to put it on my head, and what do u know. My skin started to heal and my hair grew back IMMEDIATELY. Thank you so much Khloe for saving me and my head 🙏 And kim, dont even think this made me forget about your SHIT product, you will see me in court!

Also guys i’ve been listening to the podcast since episode 1, keep up the good work and kim i hate you.

Hai kardasims, HELLO my glorious nonchalant queen kourtney, before i ask my question i wanted to tell you guys about how glow glow glow saved my life, im in the kourtney fanclub, and these two ugly doinks got angry because i said i was kourtneys wife, so they planned to jump my ass in a mcdonalds parking lot, after i got my big mac meal i walked outside and i saw them, they looked angry and you can tell cause they had literal steam coming out of their fucking ears, probably cause i caught them snorting glow glow glow setting powder in the bathroom at the kfc (kourtney fan club ) meeting. those bitches were HIGH, and i KNEW they were going to DRAGG me for FILTH!! I had to act fast because it was two girls and only one of me, i first pit my food down then looked through my bag because those zombies were running at me at full speed, i was SOY afraid. Then i remembered that i had glow glow glow tanning spray that i was going to use to execute the kfc leader so that i could take his place, so i decided to spray that shit in their eyes, and then they started growing fat lumps on their skin, those bitches exploded!!! I was soy afraid…that my big mac meal got fucked up in the attack! i checked on it and it was fine and still warm, but those bitches got blood on my new outfit. Anyways, thanks kim i guess, if it werent for your chemicals in a bottle i wouldnt be able to look at kourtneys ig photos and buy all of the no no no boxes. Booty booty pop juice not pictured, thanks for being the narrator khloe! So watermelon.🤍🫰

My question is for Kourtney of course, Would you ever make a visit to the kfc? Or were you aware of it?

#kourtneyisthebest #glowglowglowtohell #kfc!!

Dear Mrs. Kardasim,

This is the financial officer of Glow Glow Glow. I have been trying to reach you for days but it seems like you were busy (doing what exactly? I am not sure). We are running in the reddest of reds. Our revenue is dropping. No literally, the graph is a straight line downwards. Both of our new proposed products: the "Butt Butt Blast Beverage" and the "Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Package" have been rejected due to Simtellectual Property Violations. What are your ideas for increasing revenue and cutting costs? How can we leverage emerging market trends to differentiate our value proposition while maintaining operational scalability?

Hi sisters! I wanted to ask if Kem can give us a tutorial on how to get off our asses and work. Given the dimensions of her ass, I am sure it is not easy getting up off it to study in a bikini and run businesses (into the ground).

Who's the Smartest?:

"What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?"

Philosophy so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Running out of ideas, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Ciao Kardasims. How are you? I'm doing fantastic! I just wanted to let you know that I've been listening to your podcast for a long time and you've helped me so much in my personal life.

Today I wanted to ask you an advice. So basically I have a huge crush on this math professor in my school that doesn't go to my class... Unfortunately...my first ever encounter with him was when he was carrying some laptops and I offered to help which thankfully he accepted and in return he gave me the warmest smile ever.. sometimes we meet each other in the halls and he greets me with a sparkling smile that brightens my darkest days. and I don't know what to do, Im 18 and I know that I'm clearly delusional but he's so daddy. For valentine's day I was thinking of writing him a letter but I don't if I should send it anonymously or with my name on it? Love from Italy 🍝🇮🇹 #freeluigimangione