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This comment is for Kim: so today I went to my local goodwill and, behind a bunch of caution tape and holy water, found the Glow Glow Glow makeup kit. I immediately bought it, because I had to support the most interesting Kardasim. So I went home, and began to play around with the eyeshadows. At first, I have to admit I was a little disappointed because I had applied the product onto my eyelids on mass and the pigment did not show up. But just a few minutes later, I looked in the mirror again and the color had shown! The eyelids had turned green one way or another. So I say, thank you Kim for the long lasting shadow! However, Kim, can you please release a Glow Glow Glow makeup remover? I've tried everything to try and get it off of my eyes but to no avail. #BRINGBACKGLOWGLOWGLOW #1FANOFGLOWGLOWGLOW
can you name all the vowels? p.s I wish I could be as brave as Khloe and kourtney
2020 so watermelon or so not watermelon
MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED LIKE [KEY-KOU-SHEE-KO]
Hi Khloé! If you don't know me, dont worry, I am not going to be "snaking on you"... You heared that Kim? (If she talks tell her to shut t f up...) Now I would like to tell you a few things:
1) Khloé. You are the TRUE fighter and survivor... And you know it! You have managed to overcome your stress, you worked and got your SIM revenge body and I loove you!
2) Kourtney. You are the willy Wonka of the world. You are so quiet (In some cases extremely quiet...) But that Is good! And you are the oldest one so you have the biggest knowledge...
3) Kim... Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim... The disappointment of the family... Well of the world actually... A unsuccessful business woman that crashed glow glow glow. Booty Booty POP juice is great, My friend has tried it (She wanted to have a big ass without going to the "DENTIST") And It worked! My other friend tried Glow Glow Glow, and she DEFLATED! She wrote 37 Lawsuits (They are on your way) So hurry up and get that "law school" knowlage to the TEST! And By the way *SNAKE NOISE*... Yes, Taylor is better than you! And now you can ugly cry...
That was all... I hope I wasn't too "harsh"... Have a watermelon day yall!
My question is for Kim
you are clearly an expert when it comes to European geography. So far you have taught us that
• Iceberg is a country
• Switzerland is a beach
• Portugal is close to Puerto Rico
• Pluto is an island in Europe
Do you know any other European countries?
This is for Kim, the ugliest sister. How do you feel about Kanye cheating on you with Jeffere Simstar? This is karma for ever disrespecting the superior and most watermelon sister Kourtney. Next time stay in your place. 😋
Humiliation : So watermelon or so not watermelon
Hey Kim I know about the news with Kanye and jefree and I just want to say that...... The news IS SOOOOO WATERMELON. YOU DESERVE THIS KEEEEM YOU KILLED MY SISTER WITH YOUR GLOW GLOW GLOW. Also Khloe and Kourtney how do you feel about the news with Kanye and jefree.
To fake ass 🍑 stupid bitch kim,
how do u feel abt the video of YE cheating on u with Jeffrey?
Ps, Khole u are a fighter and survivor with the biggest ass and the most watermelon sister. Kourtney is cool 😎 and kim.... is a glow glow gliw bankrupt stupid bitch❤️
To fake ass 🍑 stupid bitch kim,
how do u feel abt the video of YE cheating on u with Jeffrey?
Ps, Khole u are a fighter and survivor with the biggest ass and the most watermelon sister. Kourtney is cool 😎 and kim.... is a glow glow gliw bankrupt stupid bitch❤️
hey Kardasims this one is for Kim hey kim i wanted to let you know that I used your glow glow glow moisturizer and my face is swollen shut and I’m in the hospital with 3rd degree burns I hope your happy with your horrible product.
FYI I saw some people burning glow glow glow 10 miles away on my home and it smelt like something died
Hey Khloe the Most watermelon sister and the true fight and survivor and the prettiest sister of all love you
Hey kourtney love you to
Kim you suck
Megan thee sim stallion: So watermelon or so not watermelon
parenting: so watermelon or so not watermelon
This question is for Kim, how do you feel now that you and Kayne are getting a divorce? P.S I love all you guys and keep being a fighter and survivor khloe :)
Hi y’all can we have Lana as a guest I really love her and I looking forward to hear her in your new episodes (I hope Kim lose and gtfo, her voice is soo annoying) love u Khole and Kotnee
Hello, quick question for the most watermelon sister Kourtney, I really look up to you and hope to be like you one day. I wanna know how you deal with your annoying sisters. Kim and Khloe being delusional with Kim thinking she’s the best businesswoman and Khloe believing she’s a fighter and survivor. Anyways love ya :)
Hi Kardasims, I just want to say that Khloe is the true fighter and survivor, Kim is a gold digger con for Kanye’s billons of dollars so she can continue her bankrupt brand Glow Glow Glow (Seriously Kim, get a life) and Kourtney is okay I guess but on to my question, this question is to all the sisters, if all of you sisters have to make a collaboration for something to sell, what would it be?
Hey Kardasims! So I played kiss, marry, kill with you three and here's what happened: I'd kiss Khole cause I think she'd be fun for a one time thing cause her booty is so poppin', but she can be dramatic so that wouldn't last. I'd marry Kim if her and Ye didn't work out cause her voice is SO sexy and I'd love to have a wife who thanks me EVERY morning. And I'd kill Kourtney only because if I left her alive she'd try to kill me. Anyways, ya'll are watermelon. Keep the booties poppin' ;)
Kim glow glow glow burned my skin so make a better product and a question for the most monotone sister Kourtney whats your opinion on Lana Sim Rey
Hello Kardasim Sisters,
Happy New Year I wish you guys the best since you made my day since episode 1.
I have a question for you Kim. Since I have heard so many posts about your Glow Glow Glow, mainly negative ones. I want to know what would happen if you actually try to create something that would harm people, since every product that you created did the exact opposite of what it should do. Have you had any tests of some Glow Glow Glow recipes that are deemed a failure in your eyes, but maybe in reality they worked wonders? I mean if you have created a Bio Weapon that kills people although you tried to do a harmless skin product, then I think your team should be able to create something that could cure covid or even cancer, when you intend to to create something harmful in your eyes ;)
Stay watermelon!!
Lots of love from Germany :D
This question is for the quote unquote business woman, Kim.
Kim, did you release orange soda product under your triple glow brand recently? Cause i was in a supermarket and i got offered a tester of, i don't know what, saying it was orange soda. It didn't taste like orange soda tho cause it was weirdly bitter and smelled bad☢️☢️☢️! Then i looked at the brand and it was Glow Glow Glow Orange Soda with your face edited brighter as the logo.
Kim, do you have anything to say about this? I passed out right after and now i'm having a trauma of testers. I prefer booty booty pop juice tho, tastes good and works good too😋
Anyways, Khloe is the one and only fighter and survivor in the WORLD🤩🤩🤩 and Kourtney is....well.....ummm.....okay😐
But i still love all of you guys! Sending love from Indonesia❤❤❤
Quadratic Equation - So watermelon or So not watermelon?
To the best sister, Kourtney.
Did Kim and Khloe repay you for the dresses they ripped during the Titanic?
From Aubrey Delvecchio
what should do on youtube sims or youtube challges
macbooks: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Ray simjay: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
so watermelon or so not watermelon?: Jeffree star
What do you think about Stranger SimThings on Simflix. Also Khloe you are the true fighter and surviver!
Hi Sisters
My first question is for Kim. Does Glow Glow Glow have the FDA approval? I mean after reading the listener's complains about Glow Glow, I feel like it has no sort of approval from the authorities.
My second question is for Khloe. Have you ever considered making your own brand? You know, to save your family's name from Kim's dying brand.
My third question is for my favorite sister, Kourtney. Who is the most watermelon sister: Kim or Khloe? And you are not allowed to choose your self or any one not in the recording room.
Love from the Philippines. 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
Burgers burgers burgers: so watermelon or so not watermelon
This is a question for Khloe (btw ily) so I need to know why booty booty pop juice is so much better than glow glow glow? Like booty booty pop juice and my butt got like so huge and then I tried glow glow glow and my skin became blue!! kim you deserve nothing! Your product sucks! Khloe keep up the good sponsorship ily all of you except you Kim 🐍
Hi sister! What are your thoughts anout the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry SimStyles? love from the Philippines 😘🥰😍. Btw, Glow Glow Glow is epic and Kim is so water, no melon no taste 😅
Hey sisters. Since I’m your realest fan. I wanted to ask you, why is it that in episode 39 you talk about simpods when you already discussed them in episode 7?
Deforesting: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hey, kardasims I watch a Anime where 15 high school students have to kill each other to get out. they also have ultimates if you guys had an ultimate what would it be? I think that Kourtney would be The ultimate assassin, Khloe would be The ultimate fitness pro, and Kim well... you would be a reserved coursed student. They don't have an ultimate and got into the school just by paying money. Kim, maybe when you make a successful make-up product I’ll give you the ultimate businesswoman. Whether you guys would live or die. Kourtney would be executed by killing Kanye. Kim would die by Taylor. and Khloe would survive because she is a fighter and survivor. Love you guys.#Khloefighterandsurviver, #Kourtneyissowatermelon, #kimisaconartisandsimp.
Hello queens. I hope you are having a good day. My questions are for three of you:
To Khloe, queen of resiliency and perfection, my mom gave me money as a christmas gift, which should I spend it on? Glow glow glow anti beauty or simtaylor swift's new album?
To Kourtney, queen of boredom and sleeping, if you were to go to jail, who would you want to be your lawyer: annalise or ye's wife?
To Ye's wife, queen of failures and bankruptcy, can you do a segment of a podcast wherein you do not talk the whole time? I think that would be sooooo watermelon.
I love you Khloe and Kourtney.
Couple therapy: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
The Grocery Store: so watermelon, or so not watermelon?
Rural areas: so watermelon or so not watermelon...
Hi Kardasims! You are all so watermelon! First of all, I'd like to say that I'm a huge fan of Glow Glow Glow, my life got much better after I started using it! Those rumors of side effects are mostly lies given by ugly people to justify their lack of beauty or complaints dumb stupid bitches make because they cannot follow simple instructions. My question is for Kim: do you think Glow Glow Glow is going to restart selling soon? I am about to buy the dangerous Booty Booty Pop Juice because I have no other option. Love you all!
Hi sisters!
I would like to use this opportunity to call out Kim. I recently bought Glow Glow Glow as a Christmas present for my sister, because I really hoped it would kill her off. When I checked the product I was shocked. I am a massive fan of booty booty pop juice (the product of my favorite sister, Khloé, the fighter and survivor - love you boo) and I RECOGNIZED BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE in the box- I would like to know why Kim is ripping off her sister ?? Why would she put booty booty pop juice in a glow glow glow box ?
Someone please call Kim out.
Thanks.
This is a question for Kourtney and khloe if the sim devil came to you and said you had to sacrifice either kris or Kim to Save robs life who would you choose? also you guys are so 🍉
Doing essays: So watermelon or not so watermelon
Watermelon sugar the song: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Annalise Keating: So watermelon or so not watermelon...
witchcraft: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
poison: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Salad two days past the expiration that is slightly brown but mostly still green: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
what do you think of kpop in general?
reminder: k-pop means 'korean pop'
p.s. i'm just curious about you think about it since i am a kpop stan♥
i will respect ur opinions and accept if u don't like it, as long as u don't HATE it... i will continue listening to ur podcast cuz khloe and kourtney are so watermelon!
hi girls!! i just want to tell u that i love your podcast and that:
khloe, you are a true warrior, survivor and fighter!
kourtney, you are my idol in life cuz ur so carefree and chill~
kim, why do you like orange soda? it tastes so artificial and ur makeup products made my face turn red and now i am in the hospital.
i luv ya guys!!! so watermelon!!!
p.s. i don't like the way kim cries it's annoying lol