EPISODES 71 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Dear kardasim sisters,

First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that REGULAR SIZED booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor and the host of this podcast, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. kanye will never love you, and he never has. Orange soda is shit and you deserve everything kris does to you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your siblings? (but not Kim she deserves it)

Stay watermelon. I love you guys ❤️🍉 (but NOT Kim I definitely DO NOT love kim, by the way I am not bowling/bullying her)

Vampire coffins: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

simstarbucks so watermelon or so not watermelonnnnnnn

Dear Kardasim sisters

why does Khole my fighter and survivor queen and Kourtney my talented queen keep bullying Kim for her stupid glow glow glow products. I know it is a killer literally killing people but if you two help her than maybe they won't actually kill people and her products will just rot on the shelves while booty booty pop juice and no no no will sell out more than ye's albums . love you guys, stay watermelon

Hi simsters! This is to all three, if you would have to pick a different name that doesn't start with K ( C also doesn't count ), what would your names be? Ps, Khloe, you're an icon role model, Kourtney, you're such an IDGAF queen and it makes you so watermelon, and Kim, I love you, but accept the fact that Glow Glow Glow sucks, love from the Philippines! 🙏🏻🇵🇭

Dear Khloé i know you are the true fighter and survivor but do you think you could ever make a makeup brand better that Kim’sglow glow glow or Kylie’s rocks . By the way I also think that Kourtney is also a survivor but could never be a true fighter and maybe Kim’s glow glow glow could be better if she didn’t drink so much orange soda .

Hello kardasims, Exept Khloe, Speaking about her why do you keep acting like you are the oldest of the 3, You are the youngest so maybe you should be more respecrfull to kim and kourtney

btw i love you kourtney

Hi, kardasim sister's,

I really love your podcast and they always help me relax whenever I'm stressed about life. Kim, you are the best sister and I know all those negative and hateful comments about your products are actually bots created by your haters. Kourtney, you are so chill and I feel like I can relate to you the most. The other sister um what was her name again? Charcoal? or something like that. My question is for you Kim, back then when Glow, Glow, Glow was first introduced, Booty Booty pop juice wasn't a thing yet. When I used Glow Glow Glow It cleared up my skin and gave me a beautiful glow around my body, But when Booty Booty pop juice came to be, It gave me the same effects as it did For Glow, Glow, Glow. After this Glow, Glow, Glow gave me so many rashes, sunburns and it made me vomit dead birds. So, Kim, do you think Charcoal's gross Booty Booty pop juice brand stole your Glow, Glow, Glow recipe?.

Stay watermelon Kim and Kourtney.

Charcoal stop stealing ideas( BTW it's ok to be delusional about, being a fighter and survivor, since it feeds your ego)

Make a **** ton of accounts just to downvote every other message JUST so yours is higher up on the forum: so watermelon OR SO NOT WATERMELON

Khloe, would you organize a pantry full of Glow Glow Glow?

Hello ladies, this is Anna of Simsmopolitan Magazine and I am here to ask the lovely Kim Kardasim a question. The rumor mill is running and it reports that you are now in debt for 8 million Simoleons due to the constant lawsuits and the shutdown of your company, Glow Glow Glow, and your recent separation from a certain person. What is your response to all of these rumors out there? Also Khloe and Kourtney, what have you guys been doing to comfort your sister as she goes through these alleged hard times?

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A question for all three of you. if you had to swap lives with either Kris or Kylie for a day who would you swap lives with and why. Also to my fighter and survivor Queen Khole, the successful business women Kim, and the talented unbothered Kourtney you guys are so watermelon

Hey sister , if you couldn't join the dots yourself , me being the top agent of "SIM SECRET SERVICE" have done it for you . Soo few podcasts ago you got a comment from a listener saying " I bought kourts 'no' box and got a crusty old wig and 10 year old lipstick inside of it" it was latter proven to be Kim's doing and the wig and lipstick belonged to Stacy who worked as emergency test subject in glow glow glow plant . And last podcast you guys got another comment from a person saying "I lost my fiance 10 years ago in the glow glow glow plant" her name was also Stacy. Coincidence?..I think not . Kem what did you do to poor Stacy #whereisstacy #justiceforstacy

Hello to the Kardasim sisters.

Kloeey the hot-headed FAKE fighter and survivor, Kortnie the most boring soulless bitch ever, and Rebecca the scam con-artist who should be locked up for her disgusting bug-repellant Bioweapon makeup.

My question is would you rather be vegan for the rest of your life or give up salads forever?

Sending my love and appreciation to the most WATERMELON Kardasim, Queen Kris 😍🍉

P.S. I think Kris should host the podcast!

Hi Khloe, Kim and Kourtney. You guys are inspirations. Khloe you are my idol for fighting and surviving. i quote you every time i feel like a girl-boss. Kourtney you are inspiration for simply doing nothing. I love your product No,No,No. It truly changed my life. And Kim. I know you get shamed for your Glow,Glow,Glow products like every day but I truly love them! You are a girlboss/buissness woman/lawyer and my students love you. Yes, you heard me. I'm a science elementary teacher and we use your products for our science experiments! We have discovered many explosions and our class nearly BURNT DOWN one time and nearly lost my job but its fine! I remember one of my students used your Glow,Glow,Glow ass cream for an experiment and it literally desolved charcoal! Kim, you should totally come into my class one day and talk to my students about your toxic chemicals- oh um I mean Glow,Glow,Glow. I have tried to contact the number that was the size of a literal ant on the bottom left hand side of the box. (I had to use my microscope to read the number) Once i finally got the number I dialled it and they said I only had thirty seconds to talk but half of that time was im guessing your employee stating rules on what to say. Before I could even speak they hung up on me for some reason. So Kim, I am asking through the Podcast so you can actually hear me. Please call me back because I have been trying to contact you for YEARS. Anyways, I love you all! Also Khloe your Booty Booty Pop Juice made my Grandma levitate! She's always wanted to fly! xoxo🍉 <3

Dear Kardasim Sisters

My Question is For Kim

Today I tried the glow glow glow AA Syrum and Put it In water as it says on the Bottle

and Now I have 9 Tails On my ass and fox ears are growing . I am Turning into a animal Help me Kortuney The Best Sister I am writing in a lab where I am be Studied

Help Me

Kim Kardasim So watermelon or so not watermelon

Dear Kardasim Sisters,

I have 2 separate questions for you guys.

My brother tried Kim's Glow Glow Glow product ( Tried to warn him). So after a few hours there weren't any effects on him. Then it started! He started off with some crazy twitches and now he has locked himself in his room. He told my mom and I that he was going to starve to death and stay in his room forever. So, Kim can you explain why your product has changed my brother's actions? And, why did it affect him so much? He is only a 10 year old child!!

To my favs Kourtney and Khloe: Hey QUEENS! So, I have some questions. First of all...How does it feel to have a psychopath sister? Like it might feel like a curse or it's just a shame. Like I cannot imagine being related to a sociopath sister like that. And I agree with the fact that strawberry soda is BETTER than orange soda. Like who in the WORLD likes citrus and a soda TOGETHER?! I HAVE ACID REFLUX. UGH! Anyway, that's it. Keep slaying GIRLS and make sure to keep an eye on when Kim sells her deathly products to stop bad things that happen to good people.

#Kimneedshelp #nomoreglowglowglow #dontbelikeKam

Hello Kardasim sisters except Kourtney. I bought No No No: None Collection that cost me $250 + tax + international shipping fee. When I shake it before opening it (just like what you said because of Kimflop Kardasim hijacking your line) , a green explosion with a mix of acidic slime splattered all over my place. It destroyed my house and gave me 3rd degree burn. What is happening to your line? :((

Reality television: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello the watermelonest sisters of all, Khloe, Kourtney and half watermelon Kim. I had recently purchased the glow glow glow chemistry set , ages 3+, it looked like a regular childrens toy, but i wanna know why when i opened the box it caught FLAMES and EXPLODED. I lost my house, as well as multiple LIMBS and i am suing you Kim. - Hate for kim, love for Khloe and Kourtney from Canada.

Hello kardasim Sisters,

First of all I just wanna say Kourtney and Khloe are absolutely so sweet to let there other sister kimmy on the podcast. I just bought one of Glow Glow Glows product , I bought the glow glow glow deodorant and glow glow glow body cream. When I first received the deodorant I read the instructions and applied it. Later that day my skin dried up and my armpits started to bleed, and then when I received the body cream I read the instructions and applied to my skin. Later that night I woke up and found burns on my arms!! KIMS DEODORANT LITERALLY DESTROYED MY SKIN AND HER BODY CREAM GAVE ME BURNS ON MY ARM. I WILL BE CONTACTING LAWYERS SOON AND I WILL SUE KIM FOR ALL THE DAMAGES. but I have heard many good reviews on Khloes booty booty pop juice!! I will be buying some of Khloes items instead. And lastly to our chill queen Kourtney, you are so lay back and care free, and I really look up to your personality.

Kardasim Podcast Segments:

Guess Who’s the Sim

what to do: 5 hints of who the Sim is, while the other 2 try to guess who it is.

Simgm Video Ideas:

Kardasims at a bookstore

Nicki Minaj rap battle with Cardi B

Kardasims doing spicy noodle challenge

Kardasims as Construction Workers

Kris Jenner has a date

Kardasims in Euphoria

Kardasims go back to school

Kylie Jenner’s newborn baby

Celebrities in the Library

Podcast Topics (Watermelon or So not Watermelon)

bubble gum

Spring

St Patrick’s day

Pepsim

Toilet Paper

Homework

Pass Gass App

Teachers

Cold Water

Public Pools

Glow Glow Glow Workers

Mexican Candy

Cotton Candy

Chocolate

Apple Simphones

BubbleWrap

dear kardasim sisters especially khloe hi its me again from episode 70 I followed kim's advice and filed a lawsuit and indirect assault charges there are cops and the authorities on the way or already surrounding your estate khloe kardasim. your product caused the fall and i will be the cause of your careers downfall. I cant believe I was a huge fan of you. Dear kim you are the true most watermelon sister and your the only one that said my name right

Hi.

Listen up you stupid glow glow glow bitches but I love yous.

well, everyone but KEM. No no no.

anyway I want, infact i DEMAND to know when are yous going back to HOGWARTS?!? if you do not reply to this I am going to break into booty booty pop juice headquarters and leak the information to that dumbass Kim!!!

GIVE ME THE INFORMATION SISTERSSS

love Michael from Scotland x

or is it James simCharles…..

Somehow catching your whole body on fire just from kicking a fireplace that wasn't even turned on, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasim sisters. special hello to Kim😉. I notice a lot of bad reviews on glow glow glow products. I just wanted to say that I have been more than pleased with all my products. the glow glow glow sexy bitch cream has done wonders. I applied the cream only to sexy bitches (like myself) because OBVIOUSLY that is what is meant by the title. The cream did its job and lowered my sexiness by a little bit just to make other people feel better about themselves. people like klhoe. also hi to kourtney I don’t feel like you get enough love from these comments

HI KARDASIMS!!! YOO HAW!!!

I've been an avid listener since day 0 and I've witnessed how this podcast turned into a review section/help line of Kem's Glow Glow Glow. Kem, I am well aware of your prowess as a businesswoman but what I admire most about you is your expertise in law. So... I would like to use this podcast to seek help from the brilliant attorney that you are. 😭😭😭

I just found out that my husband has been cheating on me and has been planning to leave me, taking away my hard-earned money in our savings, for his mistress!!! He still doesn't know I already knew and I want to be the one to drop a bomb before he succeeds. Tell me Kem, what shall I do for me to keep my money, my properties, and my dignity!!?? I desperately need your legal advice!! 😭😭😭

BTW, I am here for the pro bono service because I can't afford your expensive law skills. But someone said you are an expert when it comes to marital discord cases. PLeASe hELp mEeeEeeE!!! 😭😭😭

HI KARDASIMS!!! YOO HAW!!!

I've been an avid listener since day 0 and I've witnessed how this podcast turned into a review section/help line of Kem's Glow Glow Glow. Kem, I am well aware of your prowess as a businesswoman but what I admire most about you is your expertise in law. So... I would like to use this podcast to seek help from the brilliant attorney that you are. 😭😭😭

I just found out that my husband has been cheating on me and has been planning to leave me, taking away my hard-earned money in our savings, for his mistress!!! He still doesn't know I already knew and I want to be the one to drop a bomb before he succeeds. Tell me Kem, what shall I do for me to keep my money, my properties, and my dignity!!?? I desperately need your legal advice!! 😭😭😭

BTW, I am here for the pro bono service because I can't afford your expensive law skills. But someone said you are an expert when it comes to marital discord cases. PLeASe hELp mEeeEeeE!!! 😭😭😭

Who’s the smartest ; wherewithal

Hey there, the loveliest Kardasim sister, Kim, and the other sisters, I guess. Dear Kim, I've been non-stop listening to your podcast's episodes and I can never believe how many complaints people and sims have made about you and your wonderful Glow Glow Glow products. They talk trash about you, bully you, and make you cry (which is rare btw), but they don't realize that they are talking to the bestest, most watermelon, biochemical war-goddess, undefeated supervillain in the whole Simworld! I have always been a fan of supervillains in movies, and Kim is the perfect example of that. She's absolutely ruthless, vile, cold-blooded and has the audacity to pretend to be a stupid bitch even though deep inside, she's a genius evil scientist. Love you, Kim. Keep going forward with the powerful Art of Kim-ical warfare, knowing that no "fighter and survivor" nor an "unbothered goddess" can beat you because they're just one spritz away from being melted by your limited edition Glow Glow Glow Acid Hairspray. Anyways, love you guys. I listen to the podcast everyday. Keep doing what y'all do best, being pretty little stupid bitches.

Hi kardasim sisters especially the fighter and survivor khloe and lovely kourtney,so recently i buy the glow glow glow Big yitties lottions and i put some on my boobs after a while i realize that my boobs becoming so big that i doesn’t even fit to wear my clothes anymore, it become so big that when someone tried to hug me they literally suffocated and die, a few days a go i started to hear a sound or voice from my boobs saying “buy glow glow glow and Booty booty pop juice is trash” i didn’t think much but i tried to be patient and after hearing those thing i started to use khloe products Booty booty pop yitties and my boobs started to change to normal and more beautiful!! Fuck you kim and fyi my lawyer is gonna get you and “Ye” is on my side bitch ass hoe

Hello Kourtney, Kim, Khloe!! (I arranged them in age order so I'm not biased)

Ummm I a biggggg fan of your podcast I listen to you when I eat, when I clean, to my sleep. Yall are very relatable and hilarious. I'm also a big fan of Taylor Sim's music, so my question is which Taylor Sim song is your favourite?.

Oh! and since y'all have already produced your own music (the masterpiece that is "We've got some merch"), would you consider having a collab with her? That's all THANK YOU, MUCH LOVE WATERMELON SISTERS!🍉

#watermelon

#kardasim

#Taylorsim

Hey dearest Kardasim sisters x,

I have some recommendations that I believe will help improve the Kardasim podcast. Since I love listening to this podcast, I want to help improve it!

1. Have a new segment called "advice" where people can submit situations that they are stuck in and need help and you guys can come up with advice!

2. Maybe do some challenges in some of the episodes and make it a competition between the three of you so we can decide who truly is the best sister.

3. (This is the best one in my opinion!) Remove Kim from the podcast and replace her with Kylie. Yup I said it. Kylie is better than kim. I don't make the rules. :)

Thank you for considering these recommendations and I hope the Kardasim podcast can thrive. Love from the UK!

#GetKimOffThePodcast #KylieIsBetter #ISaidWhatISaid

Dear Kim kardasim, my cousin recently bought glow glow glow moisturizer and her face literally started falling off like a shell that was stuck on a wall with very bad glue and now shes forced to wear a full face mask so people dont see her, kim she is asking for your help and she read the instructions what will you do to help her please shes screaming 24/7 in pain.

to Kourtney Khloe and No.

to Kourtney i bought your no no no tubawear container and it had a few complementary chocolate covered diamonds which broke my teeth but that’s ok since each diamond was worth $500,000 each, whats it like being a genius and successful business woman And how is Kris not intimidated? I think you should teach Kim to get off her fu*king ass and work. Also hi Khloe.

love from los simgeles

Hi the best sisters ever Kim Kourtney and Kylie oops sorry Khloe

Hey Kim i just want to say i brought you Glow Glow Glow Orange soda and i just want to say it was the best soda I've ever had. Its a nice drink to have with my glow glow glow burgers and fries

And i wanna say i love you as my siri Kourtney and i love ur no no no products

Oh yea and Khloe i just want to say your boody boody skeleton jucie made me grow my ass not my bones your such a fucken fraud and im gonna sue you with Kim as my lawyer i hope you go to prison you stupid bitch kim is such a better business wonman than you

Thank you

#glowglowglowisthebest #Kourtneybestsiri #nononoalltheway #Kimisthebest #Khloesucks #glowglowglownumber1

To the two top b*tches Kourtney and Kourtney and the intern Kris…. oh sorry I mean Kem. Khloe and Kourtney, besides Kem who is the sluttiest sibling? I have a feeling it’s Rob. Also, Khloe and Kem you both should be grateful that Kourtney LETS you talk to her since she didn’t ask to be a sister. love from Los Simgeles

#kourtneydoesntneedthis #shutupkim

WE THE REAL ROCKSTARS AND 'M THE BIGGEST OF ALL OF 'EM. I LOVE deNICKY MINAJ AND I WANT HER BACK ON THE PODCAST.

P.S. Khloe and Kourtney you are kinda amazing and I hope you get a chance to meet me one day and maybe even get an autograph. HE AINT EVER GONNA MEET MY KIDS.

SimDoorDash: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Winking: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

#freebritney: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Raspberry Booyah: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Windshield Fluids: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Immaturity: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Simerican Idol: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Failing grades: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims, this is my first time sending in a question so I'm kind of scared (I hope I get chosen❤️) but my question is for Kim. Kim, are you planning on making a new product that is separate from Glow Glow Glow? Recently I was planning on buying Glow Glow Glow but I was kind of skeptical due to the numerous negative reviews about people getting their skin burned off, getting rashes and so much more but after I bought it, I listened to your instructions to read the disclaimer and proper procedure regarding how to use Glow Glow Glow and the results are amazing. My skin feels flawless and became really clean, I feel refreshed, my pimples are all gone and I'm really thankful for Glow Glow Glow. I even shared it with my peers and classmates to try it because it is so good and the results are great. By the way, to the people who are suing Kim and her wonderful business, if you have time to write essays worth of complaint about Glow Glow Glow, then you should also have time to read the disclaimers and proper instructions. Glow Glow Glow didn't work for you because of your own negligence, don't let the haters get to you Kim, keep doing your work as an amazing and diligent businesswoman. Thanks for reading my question❤️.

P.S: Thank you Khloe for being a fighter and survivor as well as inspiring me to achieve a revenge body, thank you Kourtney for being an icon and queen, and lastly, thank you so much Kim for making my life Glow Glow Glow, love you all, keep being watermelon.

Hello to the so watermelon Kardasim sisters, Khloe and Kourtney! I have a complaint for Kim. Dear Kim, please tell me why in the world that when I bought a Glow-Glow-Glow orange soda perfume, I found a MUTANT ORANGE THAT BIT ME?! I now have a disease, and am pressing charges because my face is slowly becoming infected. Now when I breathe, I can only smell oranges. Meanwhile, stay strong Khloe our true warrior and survivor. I'm never buying Glow-Glow-Glow again and am currently using No-No-No boxes to store all of my new Booty-Booty Pop Juice products.

P.S.: I'm waiting for a refund, KIM.

Xoxo, Razan (pronounced rah-zon)